I Sold the System to the Saints in the Prehistoric Times and I Lost Money.

Chapter 152 Guanyin's Cool Moves

Looking at Monkey Sun squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, Jiang Yuliang felt so angry that this damn monkey was so damn unhuman.

I ran as hard as I could, using all my energy to feed myself, and ran again and again.

Even my lungs are about to explode. What’s the result?

Damn it, the other party climbed out of the hole directly, where was the promised self-destruction? What about razing Wuzhishan to the ground directly?

Angrily, he stretched out his right hand again and slapped the opponent's head with a big blow.

He's so fucking inhuman, he's hardly a son of a human being.

"Master, rest a while, I will do it myself!"

Perhaps sensing that the other party was really angry, Sun Houhou's big eyes rolled around in circles.

He stretched out his furry palm and pretended to slap his Thunder Lord on the face very hard.

Seeing the other party's showmanship, Jiang Yuliang waved his hands helplessly, leaned against the boulder, took out a can of ice coke and took a sip.

"Okay, okay, just climb out and tell me in advance. You made me run away so far. Are you kidding me?"

Jiang Yuliang gave the other party a fierce look and stopped the other party's self-abuse behavior.

"Master, I originally wanted to raze Wuzhishan to the ground directly, but you are right. This is a lesson from my past ignorance and mistakes."

It's better to keep it than blow it up, so that you can always remind yourself to act carefully before doing anything.

Monkey Sun begged for a can of Coke, took a sip of it with satisfaction, and explained why Wuzhishan was not destroyed.

"Well, these five hundred years of sin have not been in vain."

If the other party is so aware, the next team will be able to lead a lot more. As a reward, they will directly give the other party a flower.

"Master, according to Guanyin Bodhisattva's regulations, you still have three disciples."

"And two of them are from Heaven, and there is a little demon from the Dragon Clan, which is right in front of Yingchoujian."

Monkey Sun told him the plan Guanyin told him in one go.

"Well, I know that."

"I just don't know if these three people have pledged their allegiance to Lingshan. If not..."

Jiang Yuliang frowned, a ruthless expression flashing across his face.

"Master, I think it's very possible that they all made big mistakes and were exiled to the mortal world."

"And in the Three Realms, they have no place at all. Lingshan's Zhao'an has given them a sense of belonging. It is really possible for them to be bribed by Lingshan."

Sun Houhou clapped his fingers and analyzed it carefully.

"Well, let's try our best to win them over. Otherwise, I don't mind if it's just us, master and disciple, traveling westward."

The two smoked one after another, and their feelings gradually heated up.

"Cuckoo!"

Suddenly there was a growling sound from Jiang Yuliang's stomach. It was obvious that after emptying his stomach and adding this series of sexy operations, he was so hungry that his chest pressed against his back.

"Master, I, Sun, will go beg for alms right now!"

Hearing the growl from the opponent's stomach, Monkey Sun immediately put out the cigarette butt and summoned a somersault cloud.

"Hey!"

"Wait!"

"What kind of fate is it? What's the difference between that and begging?"

"You go catch a pheasant, hare or something, and I will let you experience the so-called delicacies of the world."

Jiang Yuliang couldn't help but swallowed when he thought of the mountains of condiments piled up in the system space, and quickly grabbed Sun Houhou who was about to fly away.

"Begging for alms?"

Monkey Sun touched his head, it seemed that this was really the case.

Asking for alms depends on the person's appearance. If the person doesn't give alms, he will go hungry.

"Master, are you serious? Pheasants and hares, do you want to eat meat?"

Jiang Yuliang stretched out his right hand, which frightened Sun Houhou and immediately moved away.

"Um, why are you so excited? I just have an itchy head."

Unexpectedly, it caused a psychological shadow on the other party and made the other party subconsciously dodge. Jiang Yu felt a little embarrassed in his conscience.

"I am a true Buddha. I don't care about the rules and regulations. You should hurry up and get some food."

Jiang Yuliang waved his hand and told the other party to hurry up. He was already very hungry.

"What's going on with the system? Why didn't Sun Monkey kill Jin Chanzi?"

"You asked me to collect Jin Chanzi's body, but the two of them seem to be getting along quite harmoniously. Are you mistaken?"

Guanyin, who followed the two of them all the way, saw them talking, laughing, and enjoying themselves, so he knew that his plan was going well.

But this means that the system task cannot be completed. 【bite! Host, are you stupid? 】

[The conditions are not mature, don’t you know how to create the conditions yourself? 】

Guanyin was majestic and could not help but twitch the corner of her mouth.

"What does it mean to create your own conditions?"

Doesn't this mean letting her frame Jin Chanzi?

And as long as Jin Chanzi dies, Guanyin will be the first suspect, and she has a precedent.

And it was twice. It can be said that it was the Lord Lingshan who was merciful that he could continue to preside over the calamity.

"System, is there no other way?"

Guanyin wants to complete the system's tasks, but she also doesn't want to stand on the opposite side of Lingshan.

Not to mention the two saints, even Tathagata and several great Buddhas are not comparable to him in the quasi-sage stage.

And as long as Jin Chanzi dies, Lingshan will once again use countless merits to fish for people in the underworld.

Today's Lingshan can be said to be unable to make ends meet. Who dares to cause trouble at this critical juncture?

Let alone system tasks, I'm afraid Lingshan Zhunti will settle the old and new accounts together.

It is even possible that the fact that you were defrauded of tens of billions of merits in the underworld will be directly blamed on her Guanyin. Even if you have a hundred lives, it will not be enough for her to torture you.

Thinking of this, Guanyin couldn't help but be alert.

[Host, don’t you know how to take advantage of the situation? 】

The system's voice was full of weakness, as if it was saying that it had never encountered such a brainless host.

"The system is great. I know you are the best. Please give me some advice. I really don't dare to leave Lingshan."

"You also know that Qingweitian has been destroyed by Saint Tongtian, the master has fled into chaos, and the Chan religion has ceased to exist in name only. I can only die in battle and live in Lingshan."

"Just fine, just give me a solution."

Forced by Lingshan's strength for a hundred years, there was no way out.

A typical person who wants rewards but doesn't want to take risks, a perfect prostitute.

【Okay! This system will make an exception for you! It won’t be an example next time]

The system was obviously helpless and directly gave a perfect suggestion, which could also divert trouble to the east.

As long as you operate it properly, you can not only get system rewards, but also get most of the merits of this calamity. After reading this, Guanyin jumped up excitedly.

"Haha, system, you are so kind!"

"If you were a man, I would definitely marry you and be your Taoist companion!"

Guanyin excitedly expressed her inner surprise to the system, and even had the idea of ​​​​promising her body.

【Forehead! Host, you’d better give up on this idea. 】

[This system is invisible, but it cannot withstand your irritation. 】

It was obvious that the system was also taken aback by Guanyin.

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