Chapter 209 PUA From Hu Tutu

The chaotic beast with lantern-sized eyes roared and hid in the darkness again.

Wukong was freed and stood up instantly, standing behind Jin Chanzi obediently, with an expression of waiting for his parents to support him after doing something wrong.

Hu Tutu saw the big bald man sitting on the sofa, looked at the furry-faced and thunder-mouthed pet behind him curiously, and said with a smile: "Oh, what is this wind that blows you, the big boss, to my Fortune Mall?"

Facing Hu Tutu's weirdness, Jiang Yuliang has long been accustomed to it.

"The sun is shining on your butt, and you are still sleeping? Aren't you afraid that Lin Chen will deduct your performance?"

Jiang Yuliang smoked Huazi by himself, and said that he had long been accustomed to Hu Tutu's daily contempt.

"Sunbathing your butt? Look, are you talking human language?"

"Where does the sun come from in the dark, cold, and gloomy underworld?"

"Aren't you listening to music in a brothel? How do you have time to come here?"

Hu Tu Tu blinked his hazy eyes and looked at Jiang Yuliang up and down. Except for being fatter than before, there was no other change.

What does "listening to music in a brothel" mean?

Jiang Yuliang suspected that this girl was PUAing him.

"When did you get this pet? You can show off a hairy face and thunder god mouth? If you take it out, won't people laugh to death?"

Hu Tu Tu naturally knew Jiang Yuliang's tongue, and she thought she was no match for him.

After taking advantage of the tongue, she immediately changed the subject.

Hearing that he was Jin Chanzi's pet, Sun Wukong was instantly unhappy.

After wandering around the underworld for so long, he had a clear understanding of the Fortune Mall.

That is the existence that Lady Pingxin defaults to. It is not under the jurisdiction of the underworld. The Fortune Mall does not belong to any force in the underworld and is completely independent.

It does not participate in the operation of the underworld. It only exists to sell pocket jars and seek opportunities for the creatures in the underworld.

But when other creatures mention the Fortune Mall, they only have endless admiration and yearning in their hearts. People are even more respectful to Hu Tutu and the two in the Fortune Mall.

Because those who make trouble are either suppressed by the Ghost Emperor or used as cheap labor by the blood clan in the Netherworld Blood Sea.

In addition, Xiao Lizhi runs to Pingxin Hall from time to time to eat and drink. With this kind of treatment as an uncrowned king, who dares to make trouble in the Fortune Mall?

Who doesn't expect to have a good relationship with the two? Just so that when they open the jars themselves, they can get some care and increase the shipment rate.

But what he didn't expect was that his cheap master was so familiar with the boss of the Fortune Mall.

It seems that the relationship is extraordinary. While admiring the master's strong network of contacts, he is also very dissatisfied with the words she just said.

"Senior, what are you talking about?"

"I am not a pet, I am the master's beloved disciple."

Monkey King seemed to have forgotten the fear of being suppressed just now, and he puffed up his chest and looked at Hu Tu Tu with pride.

"Oh?"

"You are the silly monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the legend?"

"Why are you completely opposite to the Monkey King in my mind?"

"Look at your dirty body, could it be that the six-eared macaque has taken over your body?"

Hu Tu Tu looked at Sun Wukong with interest, looking up and down with a pair of eyes, and he didn't look like the Monkey King I admired when I was a child.

"Ah! That's all in the past, let's not talk about it, let's not talk about it."

If he hadn't met Jin Chanzi, he could still arrogantly say that I am the Monkey King who killed from the South Heaven Gate to the Lingxiao Palace five hundred years ago and made the Jade Emperor tremble under the table.

But since he knew his fate, that farce has become a pain in his body, and he never wants to mention it for the rest of his life.

"Okay, just forgive him."

Seeing Sun Wukong's helpless look, Jiang Yuliang interrupted Hu Tutu's ridicule.

"This guy has been thinking about the pocket jar, so I just brought him here to broaden his horizons."

Rainfall spread his hands, indicating that he was also very tired of meeting such an unreliable apprentice.

"Oh?"

"Open the pocket jar, that's great, I recommend you open the top pocket jar, that can open the supreme opportunity, the opportunity to prove the way of Hunyuan Daluo."

"Want to reproduce the supreme glory of your Chaos Monkey ancestor?"

"Want to obtain the Chaos Monkey's Chaos Demon Clan bloodline?"

"Want to break the fate and control the power of your own destiny?"

Hu Tu Tu's few words ignited Sun Wukong's passion to the extreme, and he grabbed Jiang Yuliang with red eyes, his face flushed with anxiety.

"Master!"

"I beg you, Master, I want to open the jar!"

"I want to open the top pocket jar!"

"I want power, I want the power of my ancestor Chaos Monkey, I want to control my own destiny!"

Sun Wukong was so excited that he trembled all over, his furry face was even redder, and his eyes were begging eagerly.

"Okay!"

"Let's open the top-notch pocket jar!"

Jiang Yuliang glanced at Hu Tutu unhappily. After not seeing her for a few days, he didn't expect that this girl had become so good at talking.

With just a few words, she completely mobilized the enthusiasm of others to open jars. God knows how terrible her performance has been these days.

"Thank you, Master. Even if I work like a cow or a horse in this life, I can't repay your kindness."

From now on, as long as you say a word, even if you ask me to kill people on Lingshan Mountain, I won't frown at all.

Sun Wukong was so excited that he immediately stated his position. Jiang Yuliang waved his hand and rolled his eyes at Sun Monkey angrily.

"Who wants you to be a cow or a horse? If I take you out like you, you'll be embarrassed."

Sun Wukong is also self-aware and knows that humans and monkeys have different aesthetics, so he automatically ignores his dislike.

"You open it first, and I'll pay the bill together later."

Jiang Yuliang leaned on the sofa again, took out a can of ice Coke and drank it by himself.

"Hey, senior, I want to open a top-notch pocket can."

"Open it! Open it!"

When Hu Tutu saw the iced Coke, his eyes lit up. With a wave of his hand, he took out dozens of pocket cans and suspended them in front of Monkey King. He rushed towards Jiang Yuliang with a single stride.

"Didn't you say there was no stock? Why did you drink it again?"

"Hurry up and give me a can. You don't know that this hell is really not a place for people to live. You won't be able to sleep peacefully at night."

He grabbed the iced Coke from the other party's hand, took a swig, burped, and stood on the sofa with satisfaction, looking at the excited grandson dancing around.

"Are you sure this guy is the legendary Sun Wukong?"

Hu Tutu was extremely suspicious. Why did this guy look so stupid? It has nothing to do with the hero in his mind, Monkey King.

"That's right. I picked him out from under Wuzhi Mountain. Although it's a bit silly, TV shows are all lies, aren't they?"

Hu Tutu didn't expect to be lectured by Jiang Yuliang, leaving her speechless. It was really like that.

Legends are legends after all, and stories are stories after all. In the world they experienced, in this prehistoric world, reality will not lie.

Hu Tutu smacked his lips and ignored Jiang Yuliang. If he continued, the other party might say something.

"Brother Jiang, didn't you say that I have used up all my merits and can I ask for it from you? Just give me some merits for fun."

Hu Tutu clapped his fingers, with a hopeful expression on his face, and his red and phoenix eyes blinking non-stop.

"Merit?"

"Why do you want merit?"

"You are invincible inside and outside the Creation Mall. What's the use of demon merit?"

"what would you like?"

"Eh? I'm old and my memory is a little bad. What did you say just now?"

"Oh, by the way, do you think this guy is Sun Wukong?"

"I don't know either, but I did rescue him from Wuzhi Mountain."

Seeing Jin Chanzi's silly expression, Hu Tu was so angry that he wanted to go up and tear the other person's mouth apart, and gave him a vicious look as a warning.

"Clang!"

Just when the two looked unhappy at each other, Monkey King smashed the first jar.

A gray beam of light shot into the sky, exuding a gray aura of death.

The powerful aura shocked Monkey Sun so much that he sat down on the ground, apparently jumped by the opportunity in the jar.