Chapter 285 Unexpected Help

A strange fragrance entered Lin Fan's nose, but the hands were not hot, and even a little cold.

Was it Shashiko? Lin Fan thought not. If Slaanesh knew that her demon had done such a thing, Shashiko would definitely be broken into pieces and sprinkled into the porridge.

Then it might be Slaanesh himself. Thinking of this, Lin Fan wanted to tease the descended Slaanesh.

"Oh! Who could it be! The hands are so smooth and round, and the voice is so beautiful, it must be Elena!"

""

No human voice came, but a kind of voiceless restlessness with resentment and jealousy emerged behind Lin Fan, just like the noise broadcast by an old TV when the signal was cut off.

"Oh! If it's not Elena, then who could it be? Manas? Avril? Yuna?"

Lin Fan called out the name of someone he didn't know, but he felt that his hands covering his eyes were much looser.

He suddenly felt uneasy, and this terrifying uneasiness made Lin Fan's original intention to continue teasing Slaanesh fade away, and the expression of Slaanesh behind him became extremely terrifying and abnormal.

The expression on that face was distorted to an extreme appearance that no creature could make, and only one eye was staring at the back of Lin Fan's head under the pure black face.

Slaanesh's expression at that time might be like this (Blue Channel, those who like to watch monster cores probably know it)

"Ahem. I know you are Slaanesh, are you okay? Should I not joke with you?"

Lin Fan's apologetic voice came, Slaanesh's expression recovered, and the terrifying shadow and uneasy high-frequency noise behind him disappeared, replaced by a bright smile.

"I knew my dear would not forget me~"

Slaanesh hugged Lin Fan and sniffed the smell on Lin Fan's body with his nose.

Lin Fan also gently stroked Slaanesh's long white hair, "Are you projecting?"

"Well, I came through the body of Sasiko."

"Oh, what's the noise just now?"

"If you forget me, I will destroy all the worlds."

Lin Fan looked at Slaanesh's serious look and coughed a few times. He felt that Slaanesh must have been angry just now, "No, I won't forget you. The smell on your body is so unique, who can have such a fragrance as you?"

"Hehe~" Slaanesh sounded very happy. She rubbed Lin Fan's cheek and wanted to kiss his face, but then thought that this body belonged to Sasiko, so she gave up.

"Then what do you think of the women around me? I mean possessiveness or something?"

"No opinion, I have no opinion on the men and animals around you? Is there anything strange?"

Lin Fan looked at Slaanesh's puzzled look and realized that this god might not have the concept of gender. This is fine, as long as Slaanesh doesn't kill everyone who has a good relationship with him like a yandere.

"So if you have no gender, then other gods have no gender either?"

"Of course not, we are gods who unify rules, unlike those gods who divide things into different categories."

Looking at Slaanesh's mocking expression, Lin Fan knew that she was complaining about those Eldar gods who were divided into different categories.

"Of course, the thoughts of the mortal world will more or less affect the gods' appearance in front of them, just like when some women pray to me, I will appear as a man, and when some men pray to me, I will also appear as a woman. Of course, there are men who pray to men, women who pray to women, and people who pray to dolphins, ponies, and the like."

"Do you respond every time?"

"Hehe~" Slaanesh covered his mouth and laughed softly, "How is it possible? I don't respond to all prayers. Of course, there are also some fools who don't know their own limits and call me every day, which makes me upset."

Slaanesh began to tell Lin Fan an example of a mortal who believed that he was the chosen one and the favorite of Chaos. He sacrificed all his relatives and the people on the planet in the hope of being by Slaanesh's side.

"Finally, I exchanged his soul. You don't know his wonderful expression when his hundreds of millions of souls were exchanged for a plastic basin. It's so funny!"

Looking at Slaanesh's laughing face, Lin Fan knew how many horrible deaths and tortures were omitted in this laughter. Sighing, at least Slaanesh is a little more normal now than before. That's also a big improvement.

"So since you can be male or female, what about the Emperor?"

"The Emperor? Hmm~" Slaanesh frowned and began to think about this question, "The Emperor should be male, and this does have a clear gender."

Huh! Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that this world is not so heretical.

"But I can't say for sure about the God Emperor. Four-armed God Emperor? Bodhisattva God Emperor? Merciful and kind? You know, in the concept of gods, those who are related to this are generally matriarchal gods."

Lin Fan was choked by his saliva in shock, and Slaanesh patted his back with concern, "So the God Emperor can be female, is there anything strange?"

"No, no, no, it's just that my thoughts are too dirty."

Lin Fan waved his hands, and the image of a tall and cold female God Emperor had begun to linger in his mind. He shouldn't ask about such things.

"What's the situation in the warp now? The Emperor and I have been losing signal all the time."

"Oh~ I saw the God Emperor and Tzeentch playing cards on the way here secretly just now."

"Playing cards?"

"Yeah, sometimes they play cards, and sometimes they call other people to play cards, such as the fraudster and the clown who stole from me."

"Okay."

Lin Fan felt absurd when he heard about the warp chess and card room, but it was not outrageous after thinking about it carefully. After all, for the competition of gods, the whole universe is their chess game, it's nothing more than seeing who has better cards.

Maybe they will cheat in various ways when they fight.

Tzeentch took out four great demons, and a bomb overwhelmed the whole field.

Then the God Emperor took out four hundred gray knights, and a big bomb covered it again, and it went on and on, to see who would run out of money first.

While Lin Fan was fantasizing here, in the waves of the warp, it was indeed as Slaanesh said, the God Emperor and Tzeentch were playing cards.

Tzeentch smiled strangely, and pointed at the face of the God-Emperor with his arm that changed into infinity and then shrank into one, "Look at you! You have become a mother! I believe the Primarchs are happy to drink breast milk!"

The God-Emperor was not angry, but his voice did become female, carrying her unique coldness and sacred taste to mock Tzeentch.

"I wonder if those great demons fell from your eggs. Are there dead eggs? I can borrow a pot from Nurgle to fry a plate of eggs."

"Tsk! I cover 5,000 cards, and the round is over." Tzeentch shook his head and just covered the cards in his hand on the table. Indeed, for gods like them, gender is changeable and has no importance.

Back to reality, Slaanesh hugged Lin Fan's arm. She thought of Lin Fan's sad face and sighing, and hoped to help him solve the problem.

"It's very difficult now. The fighting on this planet was so fierce that many facilities were damaged, and our food reserves can't last too long. Soon this planet will fall into famine."

"So you need food?"

"What? Do you have a solution?"

"Hmm~" Slaanesh thought about it and gave her solution, "Why don't you make a ritual array of my own, and then I can use the ritual array to send food from other planets here, and I can ask my men to collect more."

"Won't it be corrupted? Can your food still be eaten after the waves of the warp?"

"You can use the ornament on your neck to purify it, it should be no problem."

"What about the ritual array? Your ritual array will be bloody and full of soy milk, right? I have to have a planet-level party?"

"Hahaha~ You are really interesting, we can change our thinking, such as triggering the emotional fluctuations of this planet."

"Oh?" After Slaanesh said this, Lin Fan immediately became interested, and he was also very curious about how Slaanesh would take action.

"This planet is so desperate, and the mood is so depressed, it is very suitable to attract Nurgle, the fat guy."

"If Nurgle comes, this planet will really be in trouble."

"No, no, no, dear, we can trick Nurgle and let him send out a few shrimp soldiers and crab generals to make this despair go all the way to the end."

Slaanesh's eyes turned a few times smartly. She had already imagined how to seduce Nurgle's fat guys to bless this world.

"Let's first lay the foundation for small despair, and then for big despair. There is a sect on this planet that believes in me. We can use this sect to cause small despair first, and then..."

"Then we need to point to one person. She must accept the hope after despair. Such intense emotional fluctuations can create a rift, and it is not so crazy and disgusting?"

"That's it~ dear, you are so smart~"

"Then who will take responsibility? Me?"

"You can't. You don't have a subspace projection. The emotions will also disperse when pointed at you. My suggestion is to create a saint."

"Saint?"

"That's right, let Shasi become a saint! In this way, she can take on and use this power!"

Lin Fan stared at Slaanesh in a daze. This bold plan was really beyond his imagination.

A great demon of Slaanesh became a saint of the empire under the arrangement of Slaanesh, cleared the perverted Slaanesh sect, and expelled Nurgle who was inspired by the despair.

This must be a saint, there is no escape.

The desperate people regained hope, and Shasi also gained enough power to open up a cross-galaxy teleportation rift, so that Slaanesh could deliver the scarce food.

"Then the last question is, how to solve Nurgle's disgusting blessing? Those corrupt and disgusting things will turn the people of this planet into zombies."

"It's okay, it's okay. A virus plague created by a small Nurgle demon, a group of cell-level demons, I can easily disperse it. I will just tell that fat man Nurgle when the time comes. Although the residents on this planet are a bit disgusting, they can survive and recover when hope and despair are reversed."

"Okay, I can only try this. It seems that I have to be a rapist."

The evil god seen by the protagonist is probably subjectively revised (illustration of the Bible). Otherwise, according to the background, these things are not much different from the indescribable.