Chapter 95 The Whole Audience Cheers

The world-beating bone. Mag. Uruk. Saraka, in the language of the orcs, is called - Iron Head. Super Giant. Very Orc. The boss of the real boss. Or if you think these names are too long, you can directly call him Bone Crusher. Saraka, or just call him Uncle Bone, he can bear it.

The muzzle is bigger than the side of the Space Marine's head, it is fearless (bang!)

It's just like a certain guard who does not want to reveal his name and is privately called a kitten by his comrades.

Saraka's life is so legendary, from the past legend to the present legend, I believe that this legend will continue in the future. Originally, this ordinary orc born in the mushroom pit on the stone ball of Uruk lived a peaceful life like other orcs.

Chopping the heads of other orcs in the neighbor's house, or secretly knocking out the big teeth in their mouths with a hammer to buy some fungal wine to drink, until they were attacked by the imperial army, our legendary Uncle Bone was shot in the head by a bullet, and almost all brain tissue was lost.

After being rescued by the magic of the mad doctor Goznik, and after sealing his skull with a piece of fine gold and filling the lost brain tissue in his head with a large group of strange discarded metal parts, Uruk became Uncle Bone.

He saw the illusion of the second brother of Gomao in his hallucinations, and these hallucinations made him more and more capable of thinking. In such thinking, he believed that he was the chosen beast. He began to regard himself as the prophet of Gomao whenever he had something to do.

In such a strong and pious thinking, Uncle Bone only took six short years to go from an ordinary, skinny boy to the boss of the Goff tribe, and boarded a space wreck that appeared by chance before the star of their galaxy died.

They began their long interstellar journey. At the beginning, the things on the wreck had a good fight with them, but the days that followed became more and more difficult. The subspace engine that always stopped and the depression of having no fight tortured Uncle Bone and his Goff tribe.

But there is no way to avoid the beasts. The ripples in the subspace caused by a waste ship without Geller's support are enough to attract those brainless demons. In the laughter, Uncle Gu and his boys had a cordial and friendly cultural exchange with the native residents of the subspace.

"Space travel is boring, unless there are thieves on your broken ship, or a group of black cans with thorns, or there are already boys on the ship. In any case, if a shrimp comes to cause trouble, it will be a good opportunity to stretch your muscles. Then there are some ugly mutants to kill time for you, but remember not to kill them all, otherwise there will be no fun. Last time, a lot of bloody things jumped out of the wall on our ship. The fire chop in their hands was really cool, but their guns were too weak. They were neither clack clack clack nor bang bang. Instead, they shot slowly and made a fart sound like "not spicy not spicy not spicy", but the things shot out of that thing were quite interesting. I used to shoot it at the wall when I had nothing to do. I could see a very pretty red bone head. It would stare at you, and you could stare at it. We even held several staring contests. After playing a few times, the red bone head never came out again, and it could only spray out a little blood. Later, the thing was taken away by Da Jiba for 500 big teeth. He said he wanted to use it to paint his car. Oh, by the way! Those fleshy guns can also be used, and they can also be used as pets. As long as you feed them well, those cute little things will spray out some acid or something. Of course, don't feed your hands into them. "——A talkative orc boy who does not want to reveal his name.

After a long, reckless space flight, Uncle Gu finally arrived at the orc holy land that he had always mentioned in his illusionary mind, Ullanor, which is now Armageddon.

In the carnival, the entire Orc fleet transformed from space wrecks easily broke through the weak space defenses of those shrimps and crashed into the ground.

Ignoring those unlucky Orcs who died in the collision, they smelled the cowardice of the shrimps in the air as soon as they stepped on the land. Uncle Gu didn't even need to worry too much. The instinctive fighting genes hidden in the Orcs' bodies would guide them to fight where they should go.

This Waaagh! was really exciting and cool. The little stone ball of Uruk didn't have so many fights to fight. What the hell, they even had a fierce fight with the shiny Gu Juji of the shrimps. Although there were few guys who survived that battle, all the survivors gave a thumbs up and said it was exciting.

The orcs carried and carried those guys who had fought the big Waaagh! on the high garbage mountain, gathered together, and listened to their awesome stories.

Now this Waaagh! It's getting more and more interesting. After fighting for a whole year, all the boys in the world know that if you want to have a good fight so that you can go back and tell those ignorant and stupid boys a great story, you have to go to a place called Hanesi Iron Nest, where there are the most combative shrimps on this stone ball.

Ugudade of the Snake Bite Tribe, the most bloody, reckless and strong boss under Uncle Gu, was also sent here, vowing to take down this Hanesi Iron Nest. After all, their Waaagh! There are so many places to fight, how can they indulge in a small shrimp iron nest?

He easily blocked the weak and powerless Rehudakas with his strong muscles, smashed one and chopped several with his power claws, and rushed to the depths of the enemy's dead iron nest with Uguhad and his boys. Those shrimps were indeed different from the cowards in other places.

Each of them stood at their post and shot desperately with the Rehudakas in their hands, instead of running back with guns like those embarrassing things. Uguhad was even too lazy to chase those shits. It was meaningless. I was more interesting to cut stones with power claws than to chase them.

"Boys! We're going to smash these shrimps' heads! And then raze their iron nests to the ground! For what! Waaagh!"

Under the leadership of Uguhad, the boys behind him were like hormones, shouting wildly, and their muscles swelled up. They rushed through the imperial army's line. The laser guns that lacked the ability to stop were completely unable to stop their attack.

Wuguhade saw a good shrimp that made his blood boil and his appetite grow. This feeling even made his somewhat dull mind think in an instant that after the battle today, he should go to that fart restaurant to get some grilled mushrooms.

A "stomach shocker" was standing in front of him, with a signature black and red coat and a big brimmed hat, and a cold face without any fear. Wuguhade had already used 60 big teeth to know the benefits of these "stomach shockers" from the smart head. They are good opponents for the orcs' leisure and entertainment.

He threw the gun in his hand to the ground and moved his power claws. We, the pure men from the snake demon tribe, never like the high-tech rubbish made by technicians. They are not only unstable, but also not fun to play. For a rare "stomach shocker", it is the most fun to fight with our big claws.

"Don't fight with me! I'm talking to you, you idiot, get out of my way!"

Wuguhade's claws were itchy and eager to fight.