Little G Was Forced to Do Business

June 2, 2021, Wednesday, April 22 of the lunar calendar, cloudy to moderate rain to light rain to tick rain to overcast

Hello everyone, I'm Little G!

I am here to share my life with you!

I just learned today that a cat owner is called a shit shovel officer.

Dog owners...should be called shit pickers.

This shit picker in my family has a nickname for himself - the shit king.

He will really put gold on his face and capture the Emperor of Shit. I heard that he has learned electric welding before. If he does not switch to writing novels, will he still call himself "Welding Emperor"?

I listened to catch shit... Bah!

I heard the poop picker say that the husky of my parents' family was taken away!

I heard what the person who brought him back was...emmmmm...

Let me think, what is that profession called?

Can't remember, wait for me to Baidu first!

Oh, the armed police.

Said to be a challenge to train it as a police dog.

Die of laughter, if it can be a police dog, tomorrow I will send the poop picker in for training.

Shit-picker, you are already a mature adult, you should learn to self-strategize, go to report tomorrow, and strive to be on duty next year!

Win glory for the country, honor the ancestors, ancestors... The smoke from the ancestral graves is here, I am optimistic about you.

At that time, the lady shoveling officer of the cat boss will definitely treat you differently.

Break away from being single, marry Bai Fumei, and move towards the pinnacle of life.

At that time, you must remember that the ancients once said: Gou rich and noble, do not forget each other!

Hit the cat boss, drive it out of the house, let it live on the streets, and finally be bullied and end up with hatred or something.

Really enjoyed seeing it.

cough cough.

How did you tell the real purpose?

Closer to home, the shit-picking officer seems to be very anxious in the past two weeks, and he always has a lot of words when he goes out for a walk.

It's all things I don't understand.

What: Miscalculation, hard to write without an outline.

Oops, the book is crashing again.

Alas, or a new book has to be opened.

what! No inspiration for the new book!

It's so hard for gold fingers to open their minds!

The world view is so difficult to set up!

The characters are all floating clouds!

some type of.

As a husky, I certainly can't help much with the job of a shit picker.

With a talent, I can only hide from others, write a diary or something, and share my life with others.

Huh?

Why don't I open a book secretly and write about my daily life of demolition?

I just don't know if those whips will sign me.

I heard from the poop picker that if I don't sign any contract, I can't make money, I can't buy dog ​​food if I can't make money, I'll be hungry if I can't buy dog ​​food, I'll have no energy when I'm hungry, and I can't tear down my house if I don't have the energy. If you can’t tear down your home, you won’t have your daily life. If you don’t tear down your home, you won’t have to write, and if you don’t write, you won’t be able to make money…

Infinite loop?

woo~

Let's run away from home tomorrow. The family who keeps Tibetan mastiffs eats well every day. With my ingenuity and intelligence, I will capture the hearts and minds of their shit-pickers in minutes.

At that time, the car, beef jerky, and big bones are all me!

Wa hahaha!

and many more!

The poop picker seems to be up, I'll go see what he's doing?

...

The shit-picker said he was hungry and ordered takeout.

It seems to have ordered an Italian restaurant of some kind.

Their steak is delicious, and the taste is very good. The last time I picked up a steak, I packed it back, and I chewed it for three days before chewing it.

It is forbidden to bite more than a molar stick.

If I could eat a piece of that kind of steak every day, I believe that even if the shit-pickers can’t support me one day, I can still find a way out on the street with this sharpened tooth.

At that time, I will not forget the hard work of picking up the shit officer and give him some food.

Don't say it, I'll go point the molar stick...

Oh no, I ordered a few steaks of salsa or something.

...

and many more!

The shit-picker uses a computer

...

...

? ? ? ? ? ?

what the hell? ? ? ?

And writing this shit when I'm not paying attention? ? ? ?

Grandma's, the writing is actually better than mine? ?

Today, some people say that Xiao G's writing is better than the main text. I will send it to the Armed Police Brigade tomorrow to give it a thorough renovation.

Little G, little G, you are already a mature husky, it is time to learn to earn dog food money by yourself.

Fight for the job next year, go search with me!

---- Catch the shit emperor, it's very long!

——At the strong request of Gouzi, signed: bald dog little G.

By the way, the G of the small G is actually the initials of the pinyin for dogs.

Pronounce ge.