Chapter 191 The Adventures of Thor (Part 1)

"Okay, listen big guy, you can't smash those honking cars. There is no rule in Hell's Kitchen that prohibits honking during the day..."

Steve pulled Thor back from rushing out and said to him seriously: "If you continue like this, you may be arrested and sent to a mental hospital. According to the psychiatrists I know, you will be in big trouble."

"Why do you earthlings speak so strangely? I can't understand your accent at all. Why do you have to pinch your throat to speak? Can you be a little manly?!" Thor said loudly.

Steve took a deep breath. He was really fed up with Thor. He grabbed Thor's arm with his right hand to prevent him from walking around, and then took out his mobile phone with the other hand to call Nick.

"Nick, if you must let me take this guy with you, can you quickly get him a translation device? The two of us can't communicate at all!"

That's right, the first problem Thor encountered after coming to earth was his strange accent. Thor could speak English, of course, but when he came to Earth last time, this place in the United States still didn't speak English.

"Point Guard Here"

To be precise, the last time he came to Earth, the English spoken in the UK was not the current English.

As a result, his current language structure is the words and grammar of Old English, plus a strong Asgardian accent.

But the country he is in now is the United States, a place that has always intended to expel British English from the English language.

This made their communication very difficult. When Nick asked Steve to keep an eye on Thor, Steve had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem. He planned to take Thor around New York City during his morning run to let him see where he would live next.

As a result, in just a few dozen minutes, Thor was like an energetic husky, wanting to rush up and bite everything he saw. Steve was very suspicious that this might be Thor's revenge for the punch he gave him.

Steve stood at the intersection, one hand on his waist, holding Thor with the other, and said to him helplessly: "If you are seeking revenge for the punch I gave you, then fine, I can apologize to you, but this is not my intention. You have to go find the doctor who is good at physical therapy."

"And this is not a reason for you to knock on people's car windows, move roadblocks at will, and kick paint cans on the street. If you continue like this, you will not only be hit by my punch, but you will be beaten!"

Steve tried his best to persuade Thor, but Thor didn't understand him very well.

Steve also realized that he was talking to a deaf person. Just when he wanted to continue persuading, his cell phone rang, and Schiller on the other side said to him: "Captain, can you please come to Stark Tower? We may need you to do a strength test."

After Steve hung up the phone, he immediately redialed and said: "Hello? Is Peter there? Oh, I'm his friend Steve. Can you please let him answer the phone?"

"Hello, Steve, what's wrong? I'm eating!" Peter answered a little unclearly, obviously he hadn't swallowed the food in his mouth yet.

"It's like this, Nick gave me a task, to put it simply, it's to take an alien on a tour in New York, but now I have other things to do, can you come over and help me?"

"Tour with an alien?... Really? Where is that?... So magical? Oh..." Peter lowered his voice, obviously he had family members beside him, he paused, swallowed the food in his mouth, and then said: "Wait a minute, I'll be there soon."

Not long after, Peter ran over from the other end of the street, he was still wearing Captain America's commemorative T-shirt, when he walked forward, he pointed to the shield pattern on his chest, Steve smiled at him and patted Patting his shoulder, he said, "If you want, I can print one for you with the shield, and guarantee a 1:1 restoration."

"Really?" Peter asked in surprise, and then he said hesitantly, "But this seems a bit disrespectful, after all, it is the symbol of Captain America's honor."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you complete this task for me, I will give you one, and it will also be signed."

Peter was so happy that he almost jumped up, and he immediately pulled Thor and said, "Don't worry, leave it to me!"

Steve gave him a thumbs up, and watched Peter pulling Thor away. He sighed, feeling a little guilty in his heart, always feeling that he was lying to a child.

Thor was even more unhappy when Peter pulled him. The Asgardians believed that the one with the bigger fist was the boss. Although he was dissatisfied with Steve's sneak attack on him and punched him, he also admitted that the man was a strong warrior, but what was wrong with this kid? Why did he look like a bean sprout?

Peter walked a few steps and suddenly stopped. Thor was stunned. He looked Peter up and down and said, "Are you tired? How about I carry you?"

Thor's worldview is very simple. In addition to the principle that the bigger the fist, the more powerful it is. He also helps the weak and takes care of the old, weak, sick and disabled. In his opinion, Peter is just a child. He is also a relatively weak person among the earthlings and may need his help.

"Tired? No, of course not. Although my home is a little far from here, it's not too tiring."

"I just suddenly thought of where to take you. Let's..."

"Don't worry about me. That annoying guy finally left. I want to go around by myself!" Before Peter finished speaking, Thor turned around and left. He didn't need a child to lead the way.

With that said, Thor planned to leave by himself, and Peter chased after him and shouted: "Hey, wait! My signature T-shirt..."

"Don't do that! Don't cross the road, that's against traffic rules! Wait...don't touch that car, no! Don't kick in the door, others will think you're robbing..."

Steve could still grab Thor, but Peter could only stop him and ask him to change direction.

"I didn't, hey, stop! Don't go that way! There's construction going on over there, no... don't come back over the roadblock... there might be..."

"Why do you Earthlings think I'm a fool? I'm the prince of Asgard. Of course I know what to do! I..."

"Bang!"

Two minutes later, Peter grabbed Thor's feet and pulled him out of the mud. He looked at his T-shirt that was stained by the mud and said, "This is a new genuine souvenir I bought, and it's quite expensive... …”

Thor said angrily: "Can't you humans make bigger roadblocks? I thought it was just a low wall, and it was someone else's yard inside!"

"Okay, listen, Steve told me that you are an alien, so I can ignore that you don't know any of this common sense, and it seems that you don't speak the language of the earth very well and can't understand what I say. It’s understandable, but you can at least understand my movements, right?”

Peter made a cross on his chest with his arm and said, "This means you can't go. Places you are not allowed to go to may be dangerous. Fortunately, this time it's just a mud pit. What if there are wires or something underneath?" Oops, you really have to listen to me!"

Thor ignored Peter and walked forward with his arms folded. Peter chased him. Thor turned around and said, "You are just a child. Where are your parents? They just let you walk around the streets like this." Hanging out?”

"I've finished all my summer homework, so I can go out and play. Oh, I haven't said it yet. I'll take you to my favorite video game arcade. You will definitely like it there."

"What is that place?"

"It's a place to play games. There are many game consoles there, and new models have recently been launched. I haven't gone there yet. Let's go!"

"Oh, by the way, wait a minute, I'll call a friend of mine."

Peter took out his cell phone and said to the other end of the phone: "Pikachu, what are you doing? Yes, see you at the same place..."

Five minutes later, Peter dragged Thor to an arcade on the edge of Hell's Kitchen.

He came to the door, but did not go in. Instead, he walked in along a side alley. After a while, a yellow figure jumped on the wall, and then jumped directly into Peter's arms. Peter and Pikachu fought. He slapped his hand and said: "Long time no see! Man!"

"Ha, I don't know who is so dazzled by his little girlfriend that he hasn't come to play with his buddies for so long!"

"Dr. Schiller went on a long trip, didn't you want to help him look after the store? I thought you were busy, okay... okay, I'm sorry, don't call me!"

Thor was very curious about Pikachu. He said, "Is this your pet? Why is he so yellow?"

As he said this, he was about to reach out to touch Pikachu. As soon as his hand reached Pikachu's head, he was electrocuted and screamed "Ouch". Peter quickly grabbed Pikachu's tail and said, "Stop it, you've already shocked others." ...Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is my good friend Pikachu, the two of us are the best partners!”

"Did we have a group name before?" Peter looked at Pikachu and asked. Pikachu held the two short hands, stood on Peter's shoulders and said disdainfully: "The group name is Spider and Rat, twin pests in the sewer, how about it?"

"Of course it's not good, it tastes too strong."

Seeing Peter and Pikachu playing around, Thor actually became quiet. He even said with a little nostalgia: "I also had a pet before, a smart and clever hound. It's a pity that it died in the battle."

"Have you ever raised a dog?" Peter looked at Thor and asked, "Do aliens also have dogs?"

"Of course, Asgard is not far from the earth, and many of our living habits are similar."

"Then you still..."

"I just can't stand those cars that make random noises. You know what? If someone dares to let a chariot make noise on the road in Asgard, he will be whipped."

"And those barricades, that didn't serve as a warning at all, and even kids could climb on them."

"There are also those who use strange cans to graffiti on the walls. In Asgard, if you dare to graffiti on the walls, you will be imprisoned."

"Uh... actually it happens on Earth too, it's just that that place is a bit messy and no one cares about them."

"If you put it that way, it seems to make sense. You said that you were the prince of Asgard before, so it is logical for you to take care of these things. But this is the earth, and you are not a prince. If you rush forward directly, you may get beaten."

"My father is the master of the nine kingdoms, and the nine kingdoms also include the Atrium. And I am the future master of the nine kingdoms. Of course I have to take care of these things when I see them."

Peter was about to say something, but Thor said: "Where is the fun thing you mentioned? I don't think it would be more interesting than going hunting."

"Hunting? Is that all a thing of the Middle Ages? Come on, I'll show you some modern amusement facilities. You'll definitely find it great!"

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Sorry for not feeling well today and a little late.