Chapter 2204: Battle of Two Cities! (Sixty-Eight)

As a kind superhero, Batman certainly can't monitor super criminals like Amanda in such a way that disregards the law and human rights.

But it is necessary to monitor the Joker, especially when he is with an overly trendy Batman.

Batman found Superman.

Of course, it was a local Superman. When Bruce went to find Superman, Batman had already used surveillance cameras to record the location of the other party and brought Superman out from the entrance and exit of the shield.

This is completely selfless, absolutely just to seek the truth, not against anyone.

But Superman is an alien after all, and too powerful power also needs to be limited and supervised, so Batman found Peter again.

This is absolutely scientific, at least exploratory, and again, not against anyone.

The Joker has a completely opposite view on this. He strongly asks Batman to put a bomb in his heart and not let him go down with these three unlucky things.

The Joker's protest was invalid, and the four of them were thrown to the entrance of the shield by Batman with a fighter jet.

To avoid confusion, I have to introduce the four people on this trip.

Peter is the Amazing Spider-Man from the old Earth 616 in the main Marvel Universe, but he no longer has the power of Spider-Man.

Bruce is from the universe where Schiller is.

The Joker is from the main universe, and is now in Gotham on Sky Island, the New 52 Joker.

Superman is from Earth 1. Here we must focus on Clark Kent, because there is a single issue of him in the Earth 1 series.

Some people think that if Batman on Earth 1 is so weak, then Superman must not be strong either, but in fact, Batman's weakness only affects people in Gotham, and the strength of Superman and Green Lantern who have the same issue is almost unaffected.

However, the Superman on Earth 1 is also very unique. He was not weak when he debuted, but a little bit second-year. There are many shots that are very similar to the traditional Long Aotian, especially the cover picture with a hooded jacket and red eyes. Those who know this is Superman, and those who don't know think it is the comic version of Twilight.

At the same time, Clark on Earth 1 is confused. He doesn't know what identity he should live in this world. Maybe he is an ordinary employee, or maybe he is a striking star.

What prompted him to change was still the enemy who came to his door, but it was not the stage for the enemy to come to his door yet, so Superman was still a reporter for the Daily Planet.

The sudden alien invasion was similar to the enemy coming to his door, and Superman could not sit idly by, so he chose to expose his superpowers to protect the people.

When Bruce went to find him, he was doing well, and no alien army could enter the area he protected.

Of course, compared with other Supermen, he was still a little weaker, because if Clark Kent from the main universe was here, he should have been sent to Apokolips through the portal.

The description of the ability of Superman on Earth No. 1 in the comics is that it takes a week to exterminate humans with full power, which is enough to show that he is indeed not very strong, but it is enough for Earth No. 1 where noobs are everywhere.

Although Batman passed through the entrance and exit of the shield as if he was entering and leaving his bedroom, there were actually certain defense measures here, so they were attacked the moment they landed.

Superman used his bio-force field to deflect the laser beam, and the four landed smoothly. Peter immediately started to shout and ask questions about Superman's eyes and laser beams, and even took out a micro-detection instrument to test the level of the laser beam emitted by Superman's eyes.

Spider-Man, who wrote "Gotham Travels", had heard of Superman's name and learned from Batman how strong Superman was, but he had never seen him in person. Peter decided to go back and communicate with him, and write his experience as a sequel to "Gotham Travels", so that he could at least get a position as a correspondence author.

Bruce was also very supportive. He smiled and said to Clark: "Look, I told you that you can do it. If you have this ability but don't save the world, isn't it a waste?"

"The only reason I rejected you is that you are from Gotham." Clark was not so grateful and replied a little stiffly: "People from there have done too many evil things in Metropolis. I have seen it before."

"I can't believe you have such prejudice." Bruce lowered his eyes and sighed and said: "I have a good relationship with the Clark I know. We went to his home in Kansas together. Martha's apple pie is really delicious."

Clark's eyes became doubtful. He looked Bruce up and down and said hesitantly: "I'm not sure what they will think of me inviting the world's richest man home."

"They are very happy." Bruce didn't even mention that he bought a Lamborghini tractor, because if he said it now, it would be very much like charity and showing off wealth. He has a way to turn this into his trump card.

"We went to the farmer's market together, bought vegetables and fish, drove an old tractor that almost broke my bones, walked along the pond, and watched the sunset on the ridge of the field."

"When you know that he...he is actually different from ordinary people?"

"I don't know what difference you mean? Something like your eyes? I forgot to mention that there was a lady with us."

"She is from the Amazon, you know? Her father is Zeus, yes, the Zeus in the mythology, and she is a descendant of the Olympian gods."

Clark's attention was immediately attracted, and he asked curiously: "She is a demigod? The kind who can do magic?"

"Of course, in addition to magic, she also has a magical rope that makes them tell the truth no matter what is tied up."

"Oh, my God." Clark laughed, as if he thought it was a joke. He said, "Have you ever been tied up?" "Of course not, but speaking of which, there was another pair of us who was tied up. , that was actually after a game..."

Bruce felt a heat on his back. Considering that Superman with Cyclops eyes was standing in front of him, it must be the Joker staring at him with a death gaze.

When Bruce turned around, he met the Joker's murderous gaze.

Don't get me wrong, the Joker is actually not in a hurry at all. It doesn't matter how long Bruce and Clark want to chat. This madman is not as efficient as Batman at all. To a certain extent, he can be said to be happy-go-lucky.

But when Bruce went to chat with Clark, the only one left for the Joker was Peter.

Don't forget, this clown is one of the protagonists of "Gotham Travels", so when Bruce and Clark chatted for a while, Peter, who wanted to be the corresponding author of "Gotham Travels", couldn't wait to have the clown dictate it to him. "Homer's Epic".

"Mr. Clown, is it true that there are always noises upstairs? Why didn't you complain to them before? Do your water pipes often leak? Do you really not even have a roll of regular plumbing tape at home?"

"The other person said that you have three identical dark blue jackets. Is this true? Also, you will keep a whole set of suits in your wardrobe without any drying agent. How can you ensure that you will be on stage? My clothes won’t wrinkle due to moisture during the performance?”

"Do you often kidnap hostages? What if you tie them to a building and they suddenly want to go to the toilet? What if they wet their pants? Won't you rub urine stains on your body when you carry them? What if their clothes Would you throw such dirty things into the washing machine?"

If I had to use metaphors to describe this scene, the Joker now looks very much like Squidward.

"Gotham Travels said that you love to laugh very much, but you don't seem happy. Do I talk too much? I brought my mobile phone. Can we take a photo together? Oh, please smile, otherwise they You might think you’re a fake.”

The moment Peter pressed the shutter, the Joker showed a signature smile, and then the smile disappeared instantly, and he began to use the death gaze on Bruce again.

Bruce finally noticed his blazing gaze, so he said sorry to Clark, walked next to the clown, looked at the shield in front of him and said, "Okay, let's find a way to get in."

The clown looked at Bruce again, and Bruce looked at him. The two stood at the front of the team and stared at each other.

"Who can think of a solution?" The Joker couldn't believe that he would ask this question - with Batman in the team.

"I can think about it." Bruce spread his hands in shock and said, "But can I not ask your opinion?"

"Obviously, no matter how we enter, there are risks. Everyone faces the same risks, so the rights and obligations to make suggestions should also be the same. This is a team, a democracy, and a team democracy."

Clark immediately took a different look at Bruce. He looked at Bruce and said, "Sure enough, your Gotham media is not very reliable. I didn't expect the unlearned playboy in their sexy news to say such a thing."

Bruce shook his head modestly and said: "In fact, I have never had an overly pessimistic view of the news media. Although they have always been pessimistic about me, I still believe that there will always be people who have the facts and will speak up for me. ”

He smiled at Clark and said tentatively, "It's all your fault, Mr. Kent."

"That depends on your performance." Clark's tone was obviously much more relaxed, as if he was joking with his friends on the football team, "Even if you are the richest man in the world, you can't bribe me."

The Joker whistled at Bruce and said, "Will you flirt with every Clark Kent you know?"

A shot that hit the bullseye.

"I think 'love' is a pretty superficial word for our relationship."

The target rose into the air, causing a row of bullet holes to form the shape of a heart.

Clark immediately turned away awkwardly.

The clown specifically wants to ask what the hell are you so shy about.

But at this time, Peter looked at the Joker with some innocence and asked: "Have you ever seen Batman and Superman flirting? But don't they both have girlfriends? Batman even has sons, and several more. They shouldn't be gay, right? "

"Of course I have absolutely no intention of discriminating against gays. If they are, I bless them, but I think what you just said is a bit discriminatory. Mr. Clown, we shouldn't pay too much attention to other people's private emotional lives. ”

"I know people always regard love as the noblest emotion, but can't the sympathy between superheroes be so close? This is obviously a stereotype and I don't think we should spread this kind of prejudice, especially It's despicable in a sarcastic and gossipy way."

Clark immediately came over and patted Peter on the shoulder. He said, "It would be great if all reporters could think like you. In their news reports, they would want to pair up all the pigeons in the corners of the photos."

The Joker folded his arms and pursed his lips. He stretched out his right foot, tapped the ground with his toes, and stared at Bruce with his eyes wide open. His expression was as if saying, "Where did you invite these two suns? Don't you mind the sun?"

Bruce chose to join in. The three of them had a good chat. When they walked towards the shield's door, Bruce winked at the Joker.

"No way? There won't be anyone in Gotham without the sun, right?"