Chapter 855: Charming Moments of Human Spaceflight (Part 2)

Although it sounds a bit ridiculous, in fact, the job of space traffic police is not as easy as imagined.

The area of ​​the solar system is indeed very large, but the space around the earth is limited. When countries used to launch various space equipment, because the launch times were different and the quantities were relatively small, there was basically no crash unless it was intentional.

However, since the solar system development and construction plan was led by Stark, with the determination to let all humankind's technology advance together, Stark has announced a lot of space transportation system technology to various countries.

His purpose is good. He wants to trigger a technological competition, let each country show its strengths, develop more specialized technologies based on his technology, and go deeper into the side branch.

In his original imagination, all countries must be holding it in for as long as they can. When they couldn't hold it in anymore, they added the new space vehicle to the original sequence, adjusted the numbers backwards, and falsely claimed that it was the original space vehicle. Transformed.

He is right to think so. After all, all countries are like this in the field of weapons. Even some relatively high-profile countries like to show off new things as soon as they come out, but they must be hiding their secrets.

But maybe the cosmic era is coming, giving all countries a boost, or maybe the Iron Curtain is coming again, and everyone is so nervous that they are mentally disturbed. After all countries point out transportation technology, they start to move around as if they don’t need money. Launch various transportation devices into space.

They don't know where to transport these things, what they are used for, and how they will take them back. Anyway, they can just throw them up.

However, countries can only launch within their own territory, and the national land cannot escape, nor can the earth rotate, and the launch orbit is fixed. Therefore, launching space vehicles has become a game of Zuma, which is toad spitting the ball. .

At the beginning, the competition was about the speed of the launch of each country. Later, they had to compete to see who had the best eyesight and could find the opening so that the toad's ball could pass through the opening just in time to avoid colliding with others.

No matter how large the space around the earth is, it cannot resist the efforts of so many countries to launch spacecraft upwards.

Countries with higher technological capabilities are fine, but in some countries, people are so addicted to food that they insist on throwing things even though they cannot throw them very far. As a result, cars often crash in close proximity.

Reed, who was researching the near-Earth project, squatted on the near-Earth space station, just like watching a traffic show. There were a series of car crashes in the accident-prone place, and the shock was constant every day. Reed was so annoyed that he had no choice but to return to Earth to do research.

When Polaris came here, the situation was fine. Stark didn't expect this situation in advance, but sometimes the transport spaceships he sent out were often damaged for no reason, so he wanted to find a traffic policeman to clear the traffic.

Unexpectedly, his move was very prescient, because in the next few days, the solar system had never been so lively in his life.

Humanity has a long history, and countless classics have magnificent written records. I couldn't sleep at night, so I turned over the pages of the book and looked carefully. There were three big words written all over it - "throw stones"!

Stark went to the United Nations for a meeting, but he didn't know what he said wrongly, which caused all countries to misunderstand. Their spacecraft was throwing even more vigorously. Not only was it throwing, it was also farther than anyone else. , the throwing posture is beautiful, the arc of the throwing is beautiful...

Later, Stark investigated and found that it turned out that the production of molten steel increased, the price of vibranium fell, the price of ordinary metals fell even more, and the manufacturing cost of chemical fuel aircraft became lower.

Big countries were already able to throw away, but after it became cheaper, they threw more. Small countries were unable to throw away, but Stark sent technology and they were able to throw away, so they followed suit.

But this was a hardship for Polaris, who had just taken up the job of traffic police. She was the only one in the vast universe, working alone as a traffic policeman, guiding thousands of cars without traffic safety awareness.

As she continued to explore, she also discovered that the characteristics of each country were clearly reflected in these space vehicles.

The transport vehicle made in the United States went on a rampage and stepped on the accelerator to death. Even if the king of heaven is here today, he can't stop me from rushing into the universe. From the shape to the power, there is no place that does not say "get out of the way". , let me illuminate the universe first!”

Russian transporters probably also incorporated some scientific and archaeological research results, and inherited the Soviet style. More is good, big is beautiful, ten sections are better than one, they should be built and thrown away, and if they are broken, they should be built. It's okay, it explodes on the spot, knocking over each one.

China's transporters are pretty average and look like the most normal ones, but the things inside the transporters are the most outrageous. What Polaris fears most is opening their blind boxes, because you never know whether the contents are dirt or something more. More soil, chemical fertilizer, chemical fertilizer, or more smelly chemical fertilizer.

There is nothing to say about the aircraft in Europe, but the aircraft in some Nordic countries have a perfunctory problem. Polaris seriously suspects that they use these things to cheat funds.

The entire aircraft is very clean and smooth, with no balance and stabilization devices, no tail fins, no joints, and no superfluous designs. When I first saw Polaris, I thought the Earth had laid eggs.

Africa's space vehicle is very unique. You can say it is high-tech. It must have some thatch stuffed in the joints and leaves printed on the outer shell to create a purely natural style. You can say it is not high-tech. It is It can even send a lion wearing a space suit into space.

And when it was delivered, the lion was still very active. With the jetpack attached to the spacesuit, Polaris couldn't catch up with it just by physical movement. In the end, it was caught by magnetism.

Of course, among all the aircraft, it was the most outrageous in India. Polaris fell into deep contemplation as he looked at the Shiva statue in front of him, which was made up of various strange iron plates.

She didn't know who this statue was for. She only knew that the rivets on this thing were of inconsistent specifications. Even if this thing could return home smoothly, could they really make a second one?

While it was an eye-opener, Polaris was also really tired. These spacecrafts collided with each other in various postures. Polaris had no prophetic ability or spider sense, so it was impossible to stop them before they collided. , I can only clean up the garbage after the collision.

There are several types of collision situations. The first type is a collision between a big country and a big country. This is the most troublesome for Polaris. The aircraft built by big countries are often very large and use a lot of them.

The American space vehicle of the cosmic racer collided with the suicide space vehicle of its old enemy Russia. It would take Polaris half an hour just to find and pick up the fragments.

It is easier to deal with the collision between the aircraft of a big country and a small country. You only need to pick up the fragments of the small country's aircraft. But it is more troublesome. If the aircraft of a big country crashes and misses, it can fly but does not fly well. Many countries are reluctant to throw it away. , Polaris still has to find a way to carry it back for them.

It is also a headache for the aircraft of small countries to collide with each other. The aircraft of small countries have strange shapes, and the fragments cannot be put together completely. More importantly, the names of some small countries have never been heard of by Polaris, and it is impossible to tell them apart. Who is who.

After three days of intense counseling without eating, drinking, or sleeping, Jiexing finally ran out of patience. She finally realized that her body is hers, and her work is other people's. If she can fish, she can fish, and there is no need to be so sincere.

then. Polaris adheres to the principle of Lake Nongxue, and the blame is uncertain. The fragments are thrown into a ball and thrown far away, and the main frame is thrown into a larger ball and thrown further away.

When she remembered, she went to the sun and burned them all. They just piled them up there without remembering them. Anyway, no one could throw a spacecraft as far as she could, so it would not be so easy to hit them.

There was a collision between countries. Polaris said casually, not bothering to describe the situation to them. Some countries even received a message: "There was a collision, the car is gone, and the garbage disposal fee will be handed over to the United Nations."

In this way, she saves the trouble. She goes around the earth every day, balling up the mess, throwing it out like a bowling ball, taking a look at the logo, and sending a few messages.

However, the United Nations is in a fight. Today your car hit my car, and tomorrow they two collided, causing my car to hit each other...

It’s unclear who is responsible. In the end, it all depends on whose fist is bigger. If the country’s fist is the same, then it depends on who has the bigger fist.

I don't know if aerospace technology has progressed, but the average fighting skills of diplomats have improved rapidly.

The scariest thing is that when everyone's average fighting skills are about the same, they have to find ways to come up with surprising moves.

The first one to appear is Wakanda, an African country whose country does not have enough fists and whose diplomats' fists are not big enough. Black Panther wears his armor and can block the killing gods. It is difficult for ordinary people to be his enemy.

He rushed to the podium from the chaos of diplomats, held the microphone, and painfully recounted the history of the exploitation of the African people. No one could snatch the microphone away from him.

He set this precedent, and all countries were not polite. If there were superheroes, they would be superheroes, and if there were no superheroes, they would be mutants. The entire United Nations conference hall had been beaten to the point where no one could stand.

Later, they discovered that fighting alone would not give them an advantage, so they had to form an alliance, so each country began to reminisce.

Holding hands and recalling the sweet years, the United States raised its arms and vowed to rebuild the glory of NATO. All the countries in the Middle East united with a piece of cloth on their heads to let the world know the great power of money.

African countries did not show any weakness. Wakanda shouted "Wakanda Buddha loves me", shouting out the weather-beaten anger of the African people. As soon as Germany took out the swastika medal, it suddenly remembered that it also had a large Holy Roman Empire.

When Stark came to the United Nations again, what he saw was the weather-beaten United Nations conference hall, a group of superheroes in strange costumes, and tense diplomats...

What echoes in my ears are America's eloquent speeches, Russia's eloquent speeches, and Wakanda's sad lament...

Far away in the Andromeda Galaxy, Magneto, who was holding a blueprint and thinking about a plan to transform the sky island, suddenly heard the phone ringing behind him.

He stood up, picked up the phone, and heard Stark's roar from the other side:

“Magneto!

Come back quickly!

! Your daughter is starting World War III!