I Am a Big Villain

289, The Road to Counterattack for the Dependents 1

《Confession from Your Loveliest System》

Back in the space, Yan Chu saw a confession on the table in the renovated room, with a few large bold words on the cover, fearing that others would ignore it.

Yan Chu picked up the stack of paper, wow, it was almost two or three millimeters thick, this confession must be at least ten thousand words, it seems that his previous thesis was about this thick.

Opening the first page, Yan Chu's brows couldn't help but twitch, and he didn't know where 007 had pieced together the confession. It was fine if there were problems with the word order, but there were also a lot of typos.

Pursing his lips to hide the smile in his heart, Yan Chu's expression became more serious.

"Do you think it's useful to admit your mistakes? I'm a dog and a eunuch. Who will give me psychological compensation?"

He knew that 007 must be hiding in the corner listening, and these words were used to scare 007.

"Awoo-woo--"

How good it is to be a dog!

Yan Aotian bared his teeth at Yan Chu in dissatisfaction.

Can someone serve you three meals a day as a human being? Can someone take you for a walk every night? Can you eat and drink without working and get a lot of love?

Obviously, being a dog is much happier than being a human being. How can this be called grievance?

Yan Aotian scratched his face with his right front hoof and said proudly.

"I don't know, a Husky born from an egg needs sterilization surgery."

Yan Chu stared at Yan Aotian's lower body and said coldly.

"Woo-woo--"

Yan Aotian's anus tightened in anxiety, and the tail that was just swinging happily was suddenly covered between his hips, and the whole dog shrank into a ball.

A man who knows the times is a handsome dog, and Yan Aotian can bend and stretch.

Without Yan Aotian making trouble, Yan Chu carefully read the confession letter, then put it in the cabinet of the desk, and conjured a lock to lock the cabinet.

007 came to admit his mistake, Yan Chu believed that the difficulty of the next world would not be that great, unless it really intended to be stupid to the end, so after anticipating that 007 would not have the courage to appear in front of him, Yan Chu did not stay for long and directly started the task of the next world.

"Woo woo--"

After Yan Chu took Yan Aotian out of the stay space, 007 finally got up the courage to show up.

"I did what you said, but the host No. 17 was so hard-hearted that he didn't mean to forgive me at all."

Dialing 001's phone, 007 complained aggrievedly.

As the seventh-ranked system in the unified class and the most popular system for hosts for many years, it is not to say that everyone loves it, but at least most hosts are satisfied with it and highly praise its work level.

Seeing that it was about to be re-elected as the most popular system for the tenth time, the host No. 17, whom it valued the most, hated it because of the previous few worlds, and it was very likely to give it a negative score in the subsequent evaluation form. 007 felt that the sky was about to fall.

"Actually, you don't have to worry so much."

The same mechanical sound, 001's voice seemed more magnetic and mellow.

"After all, every year, there has always been only you who signed up for the most popular system for the host."

001 did not hesitate to point out this fact. The top-ranked systems usually have many hosts and can't spare time to participate in this dispensable activity, while the lower-ranked systems may not even have heard of this competition, let alone compete with 007.

"Nonsense, there are two people who signed up this time, and 110 signed up. Tell me, did you tell it?"

007 was furious. If it lost to 110, it would choose to destroy itself.

"Uh..."

001 remembered that it seemed to have really told 110 about this. As 110's teaching system, it had once boasted to it that it had a companion system that had won the most popular system among hosts for several consecutive sessions. Could it be that the other party remembered this competition at that time and regarded it as a very valuable competition?

001 felt a little guilty and coughed, and his tone became softer: "You know, I only have you as my beloved system. In my heart, whether you win the award or not, you are the best system."

"Dead face~~"

007 felt sweet and his anger was immediately half gone.

However, it would never give up this competition easily, and it would never lose to 110, the little bitch with ulterior motives.

One confession is not enough, it wrote ten, it didn't believe that host No. 17 could really reject such a virtuous, gentle, generous and intelligent system.

Not knowing the love-hate entanglement between systems, Yan Chu, who came to the new mission world, absorbed the memory of the original body and started a new mission.

*****

The countryside in the 21st century is much richer than the city dwellers imagine, especially in the coastal countryside, where beautiful and stylish villas can be seen everywhere. Renovated cement or asphalt roads have replaced the original country roads. On both sides of the road, cars priced at around 200,000 or 300,000 yuan can be seen everywhere, and even luxury cars worth millions of yuan are not uncommon.

However, due to development, many young people have moved to big cities with relatively more convenience and more opportunities. Those living in the countryside are basically elderly people. They live a very comfortable life with the filial piety of their children and the pension insurance purchased by the village. They play mahjong and chat with their children every day when they are free, and they hardly have to worry about their livelihood.

Of course, the village cannot be all rich. There must be a few who are living a difficult life. These people will often become the subjects of conversation and sympathy among the villagers.

"Uncle Yan, are you and Aunt Yan selling vegetables again?"

Fenghai Village is not as prosperous and prosperous as some famous self-employed villages in Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces, but every household is still relatively well off, especially when the village sold a batch of fields and salt flats before, and every household lost a lot of money per capita. The older ones , the village also bought insurance for Uni-President, and each elderly person can get nearly 2,000 yuan a month. In rural areas where the consumption level is not high, an old couple can never spend 4,000 yuan a month, plus the filial piety of their children. , as long as the old people who want to be more liberal will stop working and concentrate on staying at home to take care of themselves.

At this time, outside the yard of the most magnificent four-story villa in the village, a group of old people were sitting and chatting on chairs. They saw old man Yan driving an electric tricycle, carrying the old woman and baskets of freshly picked seasonal vegetables, with a look of regret on his face. said.

"Well, we have harvested the wild rice at home. Now the wild rice in town sells for six yuan a pound. I will sell all the wild rice in the ditch while it is still fresh and fresh."

Old Man Yan said with a smile, seemingly unaware of the sympathy and pity in the villagers' eyes.

"That's it, Xiaoyan, walk slowly."

The owner of the villa, an old man in his eighties, with all his teeth missing, held a pair of dentures and a brush in his hand. While cleaning the dentures carefully, he spoke to Old Man Yan with a leaky mouth.

"Eh."

The electric three-wheeler gradually drove away, and the old ladies who had nothing to do gathered together could not stay idle and began to discuss the rights and wrongs of the Shan family again.

In fact, seriously speaking, the Yan family used to be a well-respected family in Fenghai Village. When his son was admitted to Haishi Jiaotong University, who didn't envy the blessings of the old couple and thought that the two old people would definitely enjoy the blessings of having a son in the future. As a result, However, my son did not enjoy the blessing because this son had to work hard to earn money when he was old enough to receive pension benefits.

The old couple who just passed by were the parents of the body that Yan Chu possessed this time.

Yan Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong are 65 and 62 years old respectively this year. Yan Yuanjiang was once a soldier. His left foot was broken during the Vietnam War. He returned to his hometown with compensation and was injured. Under the auspices of his family, Married to Gu Aihong.

I don’t know who the couple is because of it. They have been married for many years, but they still can’t conceive a child. At that time, they didn’t want to go to the hospital. If there was something wrong, they could just go to the barefoot doctor and take some folk remedies. The couple drank the dregs one after another. , I tried every possible remedy, but every time I ended up in disappointment.

When Yan Yuanjiang was forty years old, the couple was about to give up and prepare to adopt a child from relatives. Gu Aihong became pregnant and gave birth to a fat boy ten months later.

At that time, Yan Yuanjiang was forty-one and Gu Aihong was thirty-eight. For this hard-won child who appeared after despair, the couple loved it like a treasure and really held it in their hands for fear of dropping it. He kept it in his mouth for fear of melting, so he gave him the best possible things since he was a child.

And the original person was also blessed with a pair of parents who were born in the 1950s, but they enjoyed the blessing of single children that could only be enjoyed by children born in the 1980s. You must know that at Yan Yuanjiang's age, according to the atmosphere at the time, at least he had to be a single child. It is normal to have four or five children.

After the child was born, everyone lamented that the old couple had good luck, because the child was really good-looking and intelligent. He was the first child in the village to skip a grade in school, and he was also the first genius in the village to be admitted to the No. 1 Middle School.

When the other party was seventeen years old, he was admitted to Shanghai Jiaotong University as the second best in the city's college entrance examination. The county TV station even sent someone to conduct an exclusive interview with him. As a gesture of support, the city, county and village committee all awarded the Yan family a After winning certificates and bonuses, the Yan family was so prosperous at that time.

Everything is of inferior quality, except for being well-educated. No matter how flashy the outside world is, in the eyes of the villagers at that time, although the Yan family was from an average family, but with such a promising son, sooner or later, he would change his appearance and become one of the best in the village. .

In everyone's expectation, the seventeen-year-old original went to college and returned after four years of studies. He did not enter a government agency and win an iron rice bowl as everyone thought, nor did he enter a top 100 company and become an enterprising person. Instead of serving as an executive reserve, he returned home and began a long life of gnawing at old age.

One bite, another four years.

In the past four years, people in the village rarely saw the young man coming out of his home. On the rare occasions when they met, they only saw the image of a young man with his head lowered, who seemed to be thin and pale.

What a pity for his old parents. In order to support their son, they not only cultivated their own land for a long time, but also rented fields from other people in the village, just to save money for this obviously useless son before they let go. Enough to cover the rest of his life.

"I think this Yan Chu was raised to death by two old men. If I were Lao Yan, I would just drive this son out. I don't believe it. When he really starves to death, he can still stay away. Make money."

An old lady was cracking melon seeds and said to the people around her.

"That's right." An old lady agreed: "Let's not talk about anything else. He is still a college student. I heard that he studied IT. My son said that the industry can make money. Even if he has not worked for a few years, he will not give back everything he learned from school. Besides, he can earn 200 yuan a day by moving bricks at the construction site. How can a good young man starve to death? It's just that old Yan and his wife doted on this child too much and spoiled him."

"I don't think so."

There are also people who speak for old man Yan and his wife.

"After all, Yan Chu is the only child in the Yan family. If he really has something wrong, won't old man Yan's incense be cut off? Even if nephews and nieces can help break the plates at that time, after all, there is a layer of separation. Can they be the same as his own son?" A fat old man said while shaking a palm leaf fan.

"In my opinion, the couple should save more money, repair the old house, and find a wife for their son. Men mature late, and they will mature all of a sudden when they get married and become fathers."

This is the kind of person who thinks his son is good in every way. Even if his son has various problems, as long as he grows that thing, he can come up with various reasons to defend him.

There are still many elderly people who think this way. Even if the economy develops, the bad habit of favoring boys over girls will never change in their hearts.

A group of elderly people had a heated debate on why the Yan family ended up in this situation, while Yan Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong were braving the scorching sun and rushing to grab a good position outside the vegetable market before the lunch market started.

In order to save money, many elderly people like Yan Yuanjiang who sell vegetables grown by themselves are hawkers wandering in the streets and alleys of the county town. They often have to guard against arrests by urban management, and at the same time they have to endure the hardship of having no tools to shelter from the wind and rain on the roadside.

When they arrived outside the vegetable market, there were already quite a few vendors there. Fortunately, there were not many vendors selling wild rice at this time, and even fewer had such fresh and juicy wild rice as the one sold by the old couple of the Yan family.

"Six yuan a catty is too expensive. I see that others sell it for five yuan."

The aunties who came to buy vegetables were all good bargainers. While pulling the outermost shell of the wild rice, they bargained with Yan Yuanjiang and his wife.

She had already peeled the wild rice to the innermost layer, and pinched the tender white meat with her fingernails.

Gu Aihong felt distressed, but the honest old lady didn't know how to argue with others.

"We don't use pesticides on the wild rice in our family, and you can see that it is very fresh. We sell it for six yuan, which is not expensive at all."

Yan Yuanjiang said on the side.

"Tsk tsk, forget it, I won't buy it."

The aunt threw the wild rice on the stall, stood up and left directly.

Gu Aihong put the pinched wild rice into a basket beside. Under normal circumstances, no one would want this kind of pinched wild rice. This one can only be taken home at night and cooked by herself.

Outside the vegetable market, there are all kinds of customers. The generous ones buy ten kilograms of wild rice without peeling the shells at 5.5 yuan per catty. The picky ones, like the aunt just now, pick and choose for a while, and after peeling all the shells, they say they don't want it anymore.

Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang greeted customers with good temper for an afternoon. They were lucky today. The urban management did not come to check, and the cart of wild rice they brought was almost sold out. The remaining wild rice that they thought could not be sold was also bought by an old lady at 4.5 yuan per catty.

Today, they earned more than 300 yuan in total, but this was before the wild rice was put on the market in large quantities. After this period of time, there will be no such good business.

The couple calculated that the wild rice planted in the four ditches, excluding the cost, can bring them a net profit of about 3,000 yuan.

Counting this money, the couple's frowns loosened a lot. When the grapes in the field mature in a while, they can add a lot of income to the family. It seems that life is not so difficult.

"Old man, you sit in the back, I will drive when we go back."

After putting the wild rice shells peeled on the ground into the basket, Gu Aihong drove her husband to the back basket of the tricycle and sat in the driving position herself.

It is getting dark now, and the old man's eyesight is not good. If he bumps into something, it will be troublesome.

Yan Yuanjiang also knew his own faults. He sat in the back basket of the car obediently, holding the side railing next to the stool, and holding his bulging waist bag with one hand, smiling with some satisfaction.

Because the last two orders took a long time, when he returned home, it was completely dark. Gu Aihong was a little anxious. When she left home at noon today, she only warmed up lunch for her son on the stove, waiting for her son to wake up and eat, but that was only the amount of one meal. Now it was so late, I'm afraid her son was already hungry.

Before she had time to pack up, Gu Aihong hurried to the kitchen. Who knew that as soon as she opened the door, she smelled the fragrance of food.

"What is this?"

Even Yan Yuanjiang, who came in later, was a little stunned when he saw the three vegetarian and one meat dishes on the living room table.

"Mom and Dad, you are back. I have prepared dinner."

Yan Chu was carrying bowls and chopsticks in. Just now, he heard the sound of the electric tricycle and expected that it might be the original body's parents who came back.

Speaking of which, the original body was really weird. As a grown man, how could he still be so carefree at the age of 25, and even be too lazy to help when the oil bottle fell over?

Especially when he saw his parents getting older and more haggard, while enjoying all this, didn't he feel guilty?

Of course, in the development of the original body's character, the old couple in front of him were not completely wrong. At least the couple's doting and indulgence were one of the culprits that made him what he is today.

"Ah Chu, what are you doing?"

Gu Aihong rubbed her eyes and swallowed, not daring to believe what she saw.

"I'm hungry. Seeing that you haven't come back yet, I followed your cooking steps and cooked a few dishes. But I didn't succeed. I fried the dishes too much."

As a person who has never cooked since childhood, it is impossible to make amazing dishes for the first time. Therefore, Yan Chu carefully made each dish like a beginner, barely cooked it, and seasoned it according to the most basic method. No other messy things were added. It looked like an ordinary home-cooked dish.

Scallion eggs, stir-fried vegetables, steamed sausage, and green pepper and potato shreds.

The last dish of green pepper and potato shreds, the potato shreds were fried until they were brown and stuck to the pan, and the green peppers were fried until they were flat, with a suspicious burnt black color.

"It's all because mom came back late."

Sure enough, Gu Aihong's first reaction was to blame herself. If she hadn't come back too late and her son was hungry, he wouldn't have started cooking.

"And I don't think I added the right amount of water for cooking. It looks a little watery."

The original body likes to eat hard and chewy rice. In order to accommodate his taste, the couple also eat that kind of dry rice. But for the elderly, that kind of rice is not easy to chew, and it is also not easy to digest.

Yan Chu noticed that the two old people had lost several teeth and did not have enough strength to chew the rice. Through the memory of the original body, it can be clearly seen that every time they eat, the couple always eat for a long time. Yan Chu is worried that if this continues, the digestive system of the two old people will also have problems.

Therefore, today, he specially cooked the rice to be softer and easier to digest.

"Cooked it thin?"

Gu Aihong immediately said: "Then mom will cook another pot for you."

"No, I'm starving, so I'll just eat it today."

Yan Chu showed a little bit of arrogance, and Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang didn't feel it was against it at all, and immediately agreed to it dotingly.

"My son's cooking is really delicious. Even the chefs in the restaurant can't match his cooking skills."

Yan Yuanjiang was so happy. He picked up a large chopstick of shredded potatoes and put it in his mouth. It was obviously the most ordinary taste, with a burnt smell, but it was this dish that made him taste the taste of nectar.

"That's right. I've cooked for my whole life, but I can't even compare to my son's."

Gu Aihong also thought the dish was delicious. She ate it in big mouthfuls and was so moved that she almost cried.

"If you think it's delicious, I'll still cook tomorrow's meal. Mom, you know what, I think this meal today is quite interesting. When I get tired of cooking one day, you can do it."

Yan Chu's expression was like a child who got a new toy. Gu Aihong was about to say that cooking was too tiring, but when she saw her son's happy expression, she hesitated for a moment.

"That's fine. From now on, your father and I will enjoy your blessing."

Whose son can cook for his parents every meal? Gu Aihong felt relieved and felt that her son was not as bad as the villagers talked about.

"Awoo woo——"

Yan Aotian, who was locked in the doghouse in the backyard, looked aggrieved.

Someone, there is a dog starving to death here.

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