Section 207

Lv Tian lived alone in his previous life.

Among meat dishes, braised pork is relatively cheap, so he also learned how to make braised pork.

"Can you make braised pork?"

The empress said suspiciously.

"Of course!"

"You're lying. If you can do it, I'm a dog!"

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Chapter 192 Singing

Lv Tian never expected that the empress actually liked to be a dog. He decided to go back and fulfill her wish.

However, the main thing at the moment is to select concubines.

Lu Tian took the empress to register, and then entered the palace. In the palace hall, countless women gathered at this moment. After all, it is the strongest force in the fourth universe, and the women are basically vying for the first place.

These women are of all races.

European and American regions, Japanese and Korean regions... cough cough, anyway, they are all fancy.

Lu Tian also saw a few women who are strong and strong, better than Schwarzenegger.

Emperor Lu Zun's taste is really special.

"Tsk, these women, this demon lord is better than them by nine universes!" The empress looked at these women with disdain, every one she liked.

Pia!

Lu Tian slapped her in displeasure, pointed at a few women wearing black silk bikinis and said: "You are so arrogant, cuteness is worthless in front of sexiness!

You must show some talent!"

The Central Empire's selection of concubines does not look at appearance.

Instead, it needs to look at strength and talent.

In terms of strength, Lu Tian is not worried. Although the empress is only level 405, she can beat level 450.

But talent is troublesome. Can she only rely on her to pretend to be evil and scary?

This obviously won't work.

How can a loli be scary?

Compared with those Schwarzeneggers with broken stones on their chests, it is simply not worth mentioning!

"Come here, I'll teach you something."

Lu Tian reached out and lifted the empress up again, and then said something in her ear.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, this demon lord will not agree!" After hearing Lu Tian's shameful request, the empress firmly opposed it.

And Lu Tian just said lightly: "Ten plates of braised pork."

"Deal!"

There are billions of people choosing concubines, but there are only 100 places, and the probability of one in tens of millions is a bit difficult to be honest.

So, you must come up with some killer moves.

Lu Tian specially taught the empress a legendary song on Earth, which must be able to surpass all the beauties.

There were too many people choosing concubines, and more than a month passed before it was the empress's turn to perform. Lu Tian was numb to seeing women.

"Go quickly, if you fail, there will be no meat!" Lu Tian threatened.

The empress was startled and nodded quickly: "Don't worry, I will definitely perform perfectly!"

So the empress went on stage.

All the girls looked at the empress, whispering one by one, and many showed disdainful expressions.

"Where did this little brat come from? She's not even an adult yet, and you're here to choose a concubine?"

"That's right, look at her plain appearance, nothing special except being cute!"

"Yes, yes, yes, how can she compare to my pectoral muscles!" A Schwarzenegger girl showed off her muscles, so hard!

After the empress came on stage, a person in charge of the selection said, "What talents do you have?"

The empress breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Lu Tian's position in embarrassment.

Lu Tian gave her a look that said he would spank her if she didn't complete the task, and she was so scared that she immediately said, "I sing!"

The empress's voice is still very nice.

Although she was a million years old in her previous life and 30 years old in this life, her body functions are still maintained at 12 years old, and she still speaks in a soft loli voice.

Very friendly.

"Please start your performance!"

The empress breathed a sigh of relief and carefully recalled the lyrics and melody that Lu Tian taught her.

"Sing quickly, are you holding back your fart?"

"That's right, what song can a little brat sing?"

"Awoo~" The beauties began to show off their singing voices, which made Lu Tian's face turn black, like a ghost crying and howling.

To be honest, the entertainment culture of the fourth universe is really too bad.

This is also because the gods pay more attention to strength and ignore entertainment.

"Sing quickly!"

Lu Tian lip-synced to the empress.

The empress pouted aggrievedly, but still opened her mouth slowly:

"What's the name of my father's father? My father's father is called grandpa..."

The empress's voice is lovely and moving, very friendly. As soon as she spoke, the whole audience fell silent.

"Wow, her singing voice is so cute, she reminds me of my dad!"

"That's right, what kind of song is this, it actually makes an orphan like me feel family affection!"

"Home, I want to go home to find my mom!"

"Grandpa, I should call you grandpa, woooo~!"

"Grand thief~!"

The empress's song moved billions of people present to tears, and some even found their long-lost grandpas!

Lv Tian smiled gently.

Just kidding, this song was known to everyone on Earth in the previous life.

From 100-year-old ladies to 1-year-old children, who hasn't heard it?

Such a divine song, brought to this universe, is simply a massacre.

Moreover, the God Realm is originally a place where family affection is weak, and such a song can even evoke the deep family affection in people's hearts.

In fact, there is another key to letting the empress sing this song.

That is, Lv Tian wants to test whether the Yuanshen Clan has people from his own Earth.

If you sing other songs, others may not have heard them.

But it’s impossible not to hear this song!

"Divine Comedy, Divine Comedy!"

"It sounded so good, I cried my eyes out!"

"grandfather!"

"Thief Sun!"

"Ancestor, I finally found you!"

As the empress's singing ended, everyone present cheered. It even turned into a family recognition meeting. I don't know how many people found their long-lost relatives.

It can be said that Lu Tian has done a great thing.

He is a good man!

The empress was also stunned when she looked at the scene around her, her pretty face flushed with excitement.

Is it so good to sing by myself? I cried while singing for them!

It seems that I will sing more in the future and develop my talents!

“Dad’s dad is called Grandpa!”

It took a while for the scene to calm down. Hundreds of millions of people present had found their long-lost relatives.

At this time, the person in charge of selecting the concubine said excitedly: "If you pass, I will inform Emperor Lu Zun right away!"

He also just recognized a kiss.

The empress' eyes lit up.

Of course, she didn't want to be a concubine, but she was happy to have earned 10 plates of braised pork!

"Dad Lu, hurry up, where's my braised pork!"

She came to Lu Tian excitedly, spread out her little hands and gestured towards Lu Tian.

"Let's wait until we get back to Eternal Star!" Lu Tian slapped her hand away.

This girl knows how to eat!

Sooner or later, someone will kidnap you with food.

"big liar!"

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