Chapter 256: Shit Escape Is Absolutely Impossible

"What? Drilling into the toilet." Aaron stared at Bard with wide eyes, "I won't agree to it even if you kill me. I've never been so wronged in my life."

Escape from the toilet, you can think of it.

Although he is not from this world, if he does this, going to the toilet will be a nightmare in the future.

The dwarves also glared at him, unwilling in their hearts. If this gets out, their reputation will be ruined. How can they survive in the future?

"That's the safest route. No one will think of it." Bard smiled far-fetchedly, "And don't get me wrong, our toilet leads directly to the lake below, it's not dirty at all."

"That won't work either." Aaron said angrily.

"Okay!" Bard spread his hands helplessly, "You can go to my house openly, and then be discovered by the monitor, and then by the mayor.

I don't care, the worst case is that I will be beaten, and the worst case is that I will be locked up for a while, but you will definitely be arrested and sent to the Woodland Kingdom to seek credit."

Hearing this, Thorin was silent for a long time and then said, "We agree."

"Thorin." Dwalin was very puzzled and looked at him in disbelief, "You, you can't..."

"Why not?" Thorin asked back, "Is this journey important, or is that little bit of self-esteem important?

We are running out of time, and we can't make any mistakes. If we miss this time, we may have no chance."

Hearing this, the dwarves could only accept this route against their will. After all, there is no comparison between personal honor and disgrace and rebuilding the Dwarf Kingdom.

"You guys go if you want to go. I absolutely, absolutely, absolutely won't go that way." Aaron said with disdain, "I'd rather die outside than jump down from here. I won't learn to dodge."

"Aaron, just bear with it and it will pass." Bilbo advised patiently.

"Don't persuade me. The Elf Prince and I have some friendship. I will be fine even if I am caught."

"But this is not just your business!" Balin said in a deep voice, "We are a team. If you are exposed, we will naturally not be able to escape."

"Gaius." Thorin looked at him deeply, "Don't forget the contract you signed. You can't act on impulse at this time."

"You..." Aaron laughed angrily, "Okay! Now that things have come to this, I won't pretend anymore.

Yes, I am a wizard. Magic can keep me out of the sight of ordinary people and won't drag the team down."

"But you don't even have a wand." Bilbo said weakly.

Aaron glared at him fiercely. Why didn't he notice that you were so talkative before?

"Are you sure?" Thorin asked seriously.

"I'm absolutely sure."

"Then can you help us too..." Dwalin asked impatiently, and there seemed to be a glimmer in his eyes.

Hearing this, Aaron gave him a gentle smile, "I'm sorry, I may disappoint you, but I'm not that good yet."

I am that good, it's not impossible to cast the Disillusionment Spell on more than a dozen people, but who told you to force me to run away?

It's not very harmful, but it's extremely insulting.

Dwalin and the others all showed a trace of embarrassment on their faces, and they no longer forced it.

"Have you discussed it?" Bard asked, "Follow me if you have discussed it."

He led everyone along a narrow path, but just after turning a corner, he ran into a teenager.

"Dad, our family is under surveillance."

"Your son?" Aaron looked at the boy, who should be a few years older than him.

Bard nodded, and then looked at his son, "Don't worry, Barn.

You and Gaius stay here, I'll go and show the others the way, and I'll be back soon."

After that, Bard took the others to continue to walk around the streets, told them the location of his home, and focused on describing the toilet sign, fearing that they would go to the wrong place.

After turning back, he saw Aaron asking his son about everything, including age, education, and living conditions.

"Ahem! We should leave, how are you going to get to my house?" Bard asked, "If you regret it now, I can take you there again."

"No need." Aaron snapped his fingers, and his body instantly became transparent.

Bard was better, although he was shocked, his face was still calm.

Barn was stunned, trembling as he pointed at the transparent area in front of him, "Dad, dad, dad, did you see it?

He's invisible? Really invisible."

"I saw it, I'm not blind."

"A simple and unadorned spell of disillusionment." Aaron said lightly, "Now you can lead the way without worry."

Bard and Barn looked at each other and walked out of the alley silently.

In order to avoid the people who were monitoring them from finding out that the time was not right, they went to the market and bought some useful things for cover.

When they were near the door, the three of them climbed the stairs.

Bard threw a fruit to the two people who were fishing below his house, "You can tell the mayor that I have completed my work today."

A little girl hugged Bard happily when she saw him coming in, "Dad, where have you been?"

Another older girl also gave him a hug, "Father, you're back, I was so worried."

"Here, Sigrid." Bard smiled and handed her the things he bought from the market.

"What a harmonious family!" Aaron said with emotion.

"Who's talking?" The eldest daughter Sigrid looked around in surprise.

"Yes, it's the wizard, right wizard." Barn said firmly, then looked to his side, "Gaius, show them."

Aaron shrugged and then lifted the disillusionment spell.

The eldest daughter Sigrid opened her eyes wide when she saw Aaron. It was the first time she had seen such a handsome guy since she was a child.

"Really a wizard." The little daughter looked at Aaron curiously, "Can you teach me magic?"

"Uh...it depends on your talent. Some things are not something you can learn just because you want to." Aaron said tactfully. Wizards are still quite rare in this world, and this family has no wizard blood at all.

"Barn, let them in."

"I'll go too." Aaron was full of interest, "Where is your toilet?"

"Come with me!" Barn shrugged and took Aaron down the stairs.

He looked at the unobstructed lake in front of him, and after confirming that no one was watching, he patted the wooden board on the wall.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

A bald man came out of the toilet, and Dwalin looked at Barn very seriously and warned: "If you tell anyone about this, I will twist your hand off."

Aaron looked at Dwalin, whose face was black, and couldn't help laughing.

"You still dare to laugh?" Dwalin's face darkened, "And you, if you dare to tell anyone, I will definitely pull out your tongue."

"Hahaha..." Aaron covered his stomach, "I'm very sorry, I've also been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it.

In addition, I admire your attitude, but unfortunately, you can't beat me, hahaha..."

Dwalin's eyes were full of anger, and he glared at Aaron fiercely, then lifted the toilet lid and climbed out of the lake.

Barn wanted to pull him up, but he slapped his left hand away, "Don't touch me."

"Go up that way." Barn pointed to the stairs, then pulled Bilbo out of the toilet, followed by the third, the fourth...

Every time someone came out, Aaron's undisguised laughter would stab his heart, until the last person, Aaron held back his laughter.

It was not easy for Qili to hold on until now. If he was irritated by his taunting, the poison might spread faster.

"Dad, why did these dwarves crawl out of our toilet?" Sigrid asked.

"This knife is really good." Aaron said secretly. He just felt that Qili staggered, and it was undoubtedly a critical hit in his heart.

"Will they bring us good luck?" The little daughter asked happily.

"Not necessarily." Aaron patted her head and put a gold coin in her pocket, "But I will bring you good luck.

Keep it, this is your pocket money."

After everyone came out, they gathered by the fire.

Now it was almost winter, and they soaked in the cold lake for nearly half an hour, and everyone was shivering with cold.

Bard distributed the blankets and his clothes at home, and the three brothers and sisters also poured a cup of hot water for everyone to warm up.

Sigrid handed the water cup to Aaron, "Do you need it?"

"Thanks, but you don't need water, just give me the cup." Aaron took out the bottle of wine directly, "I have this."

Aaron opened the bottle and poured a full cup, and the mellow smell immediately filled the room.

"Wine." Ou Yin murmured, and the others also turned their eyes to the bottle, and the sound of swallowing saliva came one after another.

"Hey, hey, hey, can you have some manners?" Aaron glanced at everyone with disdain, picked up the wine glass and took a big sip, "It tastes good, better than Bilbo's wine."

"Why does this look like a key?" Barn looked at the cork and asked puzzledly.

"Ahem!" Aaron almost spit out the half-drunk wine, "Don't care about those details, I'll give it to you if you want it, and throw it away if you don't want it."

Barn was stunned for a moment, picked up the cork and threw it into the stove, adding a touch of warmth to the house.

"The dwarf's wind crossbow." Thorin stared out the window at a dilapidated tower with a large crossbow on top.

"You look like you've seen a ghost," Bilbo said.

"Indeed," Balin explained, "The last time we saw this kind of crossbow, the town was on fire.

On the day the dragon arrived, the day Smaug destroyed Lake Town, the mayor of Lake Town, Girion, summoned his archers to attack the dragon.

But the dragon's scales are very hard, harder than the strongest armor. Only black arrows fired from a wind crossbow can penetrate the dragon's armor, but these arrows are very rare.

When Girion launched the final attack, there were very few of these arrows left. "

"If Girion had really shot the dragon that day, everything would have been different." Thorin said regretfully.

"You talk as if you were there." Bard walked over and said.

"Maybe he was there." Aaron shrugged, "After all, he is a dwarf, and they are all dwarves."

"Then they should know that Girion shot the dragon, and he left a scar on the dragon's left wing. One more shot would have killed the dragon."

Puff!

Aaron spurted out a mouthful of amber liquid and looked at Barn in astonishment, "Are you serious?"

"Absolutely true."

"Where exactly? Near the heart? "Aaron asked anxiously. If nothing unexpected happened, they would slay the dragon next, and it was necessary to find out all the weaknesses of the dragon.