Chapter 168: One Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty-One Kicks
After leaving the bitter love tree, Tushan Yiyi felt very happy for a while, and the resentment accumulated from fighting outside the circle for a year was swept away in an instant.
Recalling the scene that just happened, and the temperature that seemed to be still left in his arms, Tushan Yiyi couldn't help but start to slightly rise.
"Big pancake? If all big pancakes are like this, then it's not impossible to consider working for the boss..."
After humming for a while that today is a good day, Tushan Yiyi suddenly stopped and shook his head fiercely.
"No! Tushan Yiyi! How can you come up with such a terrible idea so easily?"
At this moment, Tushan Yiyi's heart was full of contempt for himself.
"You were bought by this little benefit? You are so useless!"
Tushan Yiyi silently gave himself a middle finger, and at the same time once again experienced the horror of the evil "capitalist" Tushan Rongrong.
Even he, a young man with great ambitions who is a veteran against capitalist exploitation, was almost "fooled". If it were someone else, he would have been "fooled" and started to risk his life!
However, if you think about it carefully, sometimes it's okay to really eat "soft rice"!
After all, once you "get promoted", you can directly achieve class crossing, and instantly transform from a "worker" to a "boss"!
Then Tushan will be my home, and it seems that it is not unreasonable to fight hard?
So, it's the same sentence, everyone hates capitalists, but this does not prevent everyone from wanting to become a capitalist.
Tushan Yiyi's mind was full of thoughts. There was no way. Tushan Rongrong's action just now was so "destructive" that someone still couldn't let it go even after so long.
In the end, Tushan Yiyi, who was completely confused, decided to go out and relax.
If he stayed in Tushan, his Tao heart would really be messed up!
"Let's go see Dongfang Yuechu first. I haven't seen him for a year. I wonder how that brat is doing in the Dao League now?
By the way, isn't Miss Yaya going to send a letter to Dongfang Yuechu? Let's follow this little guy to see him."
With this thought, Tushan Yiyi turned into a stream of light again and disappeared into the horizon.
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Baiqi City, a special city located at the junction of the three countries.
Here, because of its special geographical location and cultural environment, the conflict between humans and monsters here has never been so sharp.
Even because of the lack of resources here, people and monsters are forced to try to trade in order to survive, and each takes what it needs.
Over time, Baiqi City has formed its own set of rules, and has gradually become a well-known city where people and monsters can trade with each other.
At this moment, Tushan Yaya, who left Tushan, was riding on a flower monster's flower transport car on the way to Baiqi City.
Huhuhu~
On the float, Tushan Yaya was lying leisurely, waving her wine pot in her hand because she was bored, making a series of air-breaking sounds.
In front of her, a palm-sized flower demon was pulling the cart with great effort, but she did not dare to complain to Tushan Yaya behind her.
There was no way, this master was an existence he could not afford to offend. If he was unhappy and ran to their home to play, he would never be able to live in peace in the future!
Fortunately, another big demon Dongfang Yuechu left Tushan last year, otherwise these two demons would come to their garden to make trouble every day, which would really be a death sentence!
"It's so boring, why doesn't anyone come to rob?"
Tushan Yaya muttered softly. She was lying on the car all the way, and she was almost bored to death!
In response, the little flower demon who had been pulling the cart silently was speechless.
Auntie, we are just pulling flowers here, who has nothing to do to rob a cart of flowers...
However, before the little flower demon finished complaining in her heart, a gloomy voice suddenly sounded in the next second.
"Hehehe, why is there nothing? Robbery!"
Tushan Yaya stood up from the car with a carp jump and looked excitedly in the direction of the sound.
"Come on! Auntie has been waiting for you for a long time!"
Bang!
Two seconds later, a masked man stepped on Tushan Yaya's back, and at the same time shook the spirit wine in her wine pot with interest.
"Well, it smells really good, good wine! It's worth it for me, the King of Geda Mountain, to come all the way here to rob you."
"Asshole! Tushan Yiyi! Get off me!!"
The moment she was stepped on, Tushan Yaya recognized the identity of the asshole on her body.
This familiar "feeling of feet", except for that asshole Tushan Yiyi, who else could it be? ! ! !
"Ah, this shouldn't be the case. You can recognize me?"
Tushan Yiyi took off the mask of the godhood from his face with a surprised look, and at the same time, he smiled and moved his feet away from Tushan Yaya.
"You bastard, I can recognize you even if you turn into ashes!" Tushan Yaya shouted angrily.
"Why are you talking so seriously, as if there is some irreconcilable hatred between us."
Tushan Yiyi smiled and waved his hands, and at the same time, he turned his hands behind his back and secretly put all the spiritual wine in Tushan Yaya's wine pot into his storage ring.
"There is a hatred! And it's a big hatred! These 1,380... Oh no, it's 1,381 kicks, I will return them to you sooner or later!"
Tushan Yaya gritted her teeth in anger, but she was not strong enough, so she could only stare blankly.
"Then wait until you can beat me. Yes, I'll give it back to you!"
Tushan Yiyi waved her hand nonchalantly, and threw Tushan Yaya's endless wine pot to her.
"My spiritual wine! Bastard! You have to pay me!"
"Ah! You are a dog! You bite people when you can't beat them, right?"
"Woof!"
"Stop, stop, stop, I'll pay! I'll pay you, isn't it enough to give you money? Let go! If you don't let go, I'll step on you!"
...
After a fight, Tushan Yiyi spent 100 taels of silver to buy "Peace" and a tooth mark on his arm.
"Why did you come out too?"
"Just like you, I was bored, so I came out to relax and take a look at that stinky boy Dongfang Yuechu."
Tushan Yiyi lay on the float, resting his head on his hands, looking up at the blue sky leisurely.
"Cut, you're still relaxing, just say you're worried about that stinky cockroach."
Tushan Yaya curled her lips with disdain.
"What's there to worry about? I've taught him everything I can. If he has a little talent, it's not impossible for him to be as powerful as me in the Dao League."
"Go ahead and brag. How dare you brag when you were beaten up by your sister a while ago?"
"Tsk, believe it or not."
Tushan Yiyi slowly closed her eyes, indicating that she was too lazy to pay attention to her.
"By the way, did you open the letter your sister wrote to Dongfang Yuechu?"
"What are you talking about? That's what your sister wrote to the stinky cockroach! How could I open it privately?"
"What are you afraid of? Even if you open it, only God and the earth know, you and I know, but how could your sister know?"
As they were talking, the two of them suddenly looked at the little flower demon who was pulling the cart in front of them conscientiously.
The moment she felt the two's sight, the little flower demon took out a small wooden hammer from somewhere and smashed it directly on her head.
Dong~
"Not bad, you have good eyesight." Tushan Yiyi withdrew her gaze with satisfaction.
"Then the question is, if he faints, who will pull the cart?"
"You."
"What? Go to hell!"