Chapter 116: Positive Attitude Towards Life (Beginning of the Month, Asking for Guaranteed Monthly Tickets.)

Fortunately, Shuichi Fukuyama was not stupid this time.

There was no written record of this completely humiliating scene.

Therefore, the scene of the warriors of the Imperial Japanese Army working hard to fight floods and rescue operations on Chinese soil has been lost in the long river of history and has not reached the ears of Japanese senior officials.

Even if they hear rumors, they mostly ignore them automatically.

As for the more than 100 engineers who suddenly appeared on the death list, they naturally died in the despicable night attack by the Chinese.

The ashes in the urn! There has been so much burning in the past two days that if you just pull it out, you can fill more than a hundred small boxes.

The only way to cover up ugliness is victory, but if there is really no victory, choosing to turn a blind eye is also a good way.

Anyway, the Japanese colonel, who had been humiliated for two consecutive days, was not only a little sad that his clever plan went bankrupt, but miraculously he was not too angry. Instead, he calmly returned to the wing headquarters after issuing the order to "fight the flood".

There is quite a life attitude of ‘as long as I don’t feel ashamed, no one can make me ashamed’.

Relatively speaking, Wing Deputy Makino Jun's attitude was obviously much more intense.

It may also be because he was ordered by Wakiitajiro to be the commander-in-chief of "flood fighting"!

It took more than half an hour, using more than 200 people from the entire squadron directly under the wing headquarters, and throwing more than 300 sandbags, and finally blocked the two large water outlets.

At this point, no matter how stupid the Japanese army is, they know that this may be a trick of the Chinese and not some shitty water leakage accident. Otherwise, where would so much water come from, even if it is digging an underground river?

Covered in mud and water, with one foot deep and one foot shallow, Makino Toshiba, who had finally finished his work and was about to drink hot tea, had not even reached the unit headquarters when he was called out for a walk by the gloomy-looking Wakibajiro.

‘NIMB’ is probably the craziest OS in Lieutenant Colonel Toshi Makino’s heart at this time.

Although Makino Jun also understands the distress of his immediate boss.

It doesn't matter if the 'ingenious plan' goes bankrupt, it doesn't matter if the position turns into a swamp, it's as if no one would put a piece of wood under their butt.

However, blessings are unparalleled and misfortunes never come singly. The leaky house happened to be exposed to continuous rain, which really happened one after another.

Just now, another head-scratching news has been reported from the 2nd Infantry Brigade. Some Imperial officers and soldiers have begun to have stomach upsets, and the attacks are so violent that many people even have no time to find a secluded place and deal with it directly on the spot.

It would be okay if there were only a few dozen or even dozens of people, but I heard that the number of people with diarrhea is still expanding, and the number has soared to more than 300 people. These eight people are almost catching up with the remaining members of the 2nd Infantry Brigade. It’s half done!

The two infantry brigades currently on the battlefield originally numbered 2,100 people. After yesterday's and today's battles, not counting the dead and wounded, there were only 1,300 people left. Adding the already marginalized 1st Infantry Brigade, the number was dignified. An infantry regiment had only 1,600 usable infantrymen left.

That's it. Is it okay to have another fifth of diarrhea?

Fortunately, this did not happen on the battlefield. If this happened during the charge...

At the thought of being watched by a group of Chinese and Westerners, the warriors of the Imperial Japanese Empire who were charging heroically unbuttoned their belts one after another. They were too afraid to squat and had to lie down...

Makino Jun felt that his immediate boss might hang himself! There is no need to go up to the peak to call him for advice, it is really Amaterasu’s blessing!

But even if it didn't happen on the battlefield, it was still very painful on the battlefield!

Think about it, more than 300 imperial soldiers had diarrhea collectively, and each one had diarrhea every five minutes on average. How many diarrhea would that be? Even without inspecting the 2nd Infantry Battalion's position, Toshi Makino could tell the smell permeating the position.

His Majesty the Colonel was very wise. He not only ordered the regiment's military doctor to go to the 2nd Infantry Brigade for treatment, but also ordered that the rations stored in the 2nd Infantry Brigade's baggage squadron be immediately banned.

After all, except for a bunch of unlucky guys in the 2nd Infantry Brigade, the 3rd Infantry Brigade, which is responsible for both wings of the battlefield, did not have this incident. This has to make people associate this strange incident with last night's night attack.

I just don’t know what method the Chinese who sneaked into the position used. All food and water have been randomly inspected, but there is still something wrong.

But if it was the Chinese who did it, then why didn't he put deadly poison? Then these more than 300 imperial warriors were not allowed to go directly to Amaterasu to report!

I am afraid that only Tang Dao and Signal Soldier Erya can answer this question for the Japanese Lieutenant Colonel.

In the warehouse, Tang Dao, who took off his clothes to reveal his muscular body, asked Erya to pass on the order: "Erya, go tell the brothers that the bath has been built for them. Let's all take a bath and have a good sleep tonight." ! If the mother-in-law is lying on the bedroll without washing herself, I will deduct her military merit. "

"Sir, won't the Japanese attack you today?" Erya is now a good student who studies tirelessly.

He really wanted to know how Commander Tang relied on him to judge that the Japanese army would not cause trouble again tonight.

"Hehe, if my estimate is correct, they are busy looking for the toilet now." Tang Dao raised his head and glanced at the Japanese position where there was occasional noise in the distance, and chuckled. "If they still have the intention of making a sneak attack like this, then I really admire these ruthless people."

"Um, is it because I'm not acclimated to the climate?" Erya was stunned by a certain officer's wild guess and continued to ask questions.

"Here, there's medicine over there. If you drink it, you'll also get sick right away." Tang Dao untied his belt and prepared to take off his pants, nodding at the package he had placed in the corner.

"So, sir, you drugged them last night?" Erya knew a little about the reason now, but she still didn't understand some key points. She slightly turned her face to avoid the exposed hairy legs of a certain sir: "Why don't you use some arsenic to kill them completely?"

This coincided with Makino Shun's idea. The Chinese signalman and the Japanese lieutenant colonel were at the same level at the moment.

"You've read too many historical novels, right? Where does arsenic come from? There are deadly poisons like arsenic, but that stuff is a chemical agent with a smell. Do you think the Japanese are fools?" Tang Dao looked at the little signalman who was trying to get to the bottom of things, and couldn't help but laugh a little, but he also patiently explained.

"If we really talk about lethality, the most terrible poison is cyanide. Only a few milligrams are needed to kill an adult. But it's not that it's hard to make, but because if you make poison, as long as one or several Japanese soldiers die, the Japanese will be alert and fast all food and water that may be harmful, and the effect will be small.

However, diarrhea is time-sensitive. There will never be a scale effect within 20 minutes or half an hour, which will increase the scale of the people affected by it.

It's just that I'm not very lucky. I didn't expect the Japanese to use the bags of rice that I specially mixed with drug powder at dinner at night. If they used it at noon, it would be good in the afternoon!" Tang Dao sighed slightly, not very satisfied with his luck.

Wakiban Jiro was very cautious. He gave a death order to check every bag of rice, but who would care if one or two of the horses responsible for inspecting the ingredients suddenly had diarrhea?

"Haha, sir, you are so poisonous!" Erya laughed so hard.

It is estimated that the embarrassing situation of the Japanese soldiers charging while pulling up their pants could not help but appear in his mind.

"Er Ya! Didn't I tell you that you can't say 'you are bad' or 'you are vicious' to men?" Tang Dao said as he prepared to strip naked.

"Got it, sir!" Er Ya turned around quickly and ran faster than a rabbit. "I'll go inform the brothers."

"We are all men, what are you afraid of!" Tang Dao shook his head, not quite understanding the mentality of his signal soldier.

He had carefully observed that this girl had a flat chest and a rough voice. If she was not a man, then she would be a ghost.

In the warehouse, under the leadership of Tang Dao, who was the first to strip naked, a large group of men jumped into the cold river and happily took their first bath in a month and a half.

If the two bathing pools were not long enough, the water would have become turbid.

You don't know until you wash it clean. Once you wash it clean, you will know the smell of your clothes! No wonder the beautiful reporter couldn't help sniffing when she entered the room!

As the first wave of showers, the officers and soldiers of the third platoon of the company all turned into hardworking housewives and washed their clothes diligently.

Anyway, Tang Dao said that the Japanese were not free at night and there was no need to fight.

After washing the clothes, they lit a bonfire to dry them, and slept warmly on the bedding rolls. It was a rare and beautiful thing.

A certain officer who won money in the morning also added icing on the cake, asking Erya to announce the military merits, and Lao Suanpan carried the money bag to give out rewards on the spot.

Naturally, it attracted a round of cheers, and they completely forgot that it was their own money.

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