How Can One Become an Immortal if One Is so Lazy?

Chapter 40

Hei Yang was so frightened that his eyes almost popped out: "Although intermittently, it is obvious that the other party's inner struggle and torture can be seen, but... is he really practicing?!"

Something is wrong, very wrong!

Could it be that the world line was secretly reset without his knowledge?

otherwise……

How to explain the supernatural phenomenon of "Red Glass Cultivation"?

In Hei Yang's imagination, a hole was opened in Hongli's head, and there was an alien villain inside using a joystick to control her to perform horrific training rituals...

"hiss!"

Hei Yang shook his head: "Sure enough, I read Hong Li's book "Rag Dolls in the Mass Burial Ground" in one sitting, so is that why I am now a little insane... I can think of such an outrageous picture.

Well, this is a world of cultivation. Alien villains simply don’t fit the style of painting. Even if there are similar creatures, they should be replaced by things like heart-eating ghosts and extraterrestrial demons. "

Well, we come to the conclusion that Hongli is possessed by an extraterrestrial demon!

Thinking of the friend he grew up with disappearing like this, Hei Yang couldn't help but feel the sadness in his heart, and couldn't help but squeeze out a few crocodile tears.

[Heiyang: Xiaoli, don’t worry, I will avenge you! 】

[Hongli: Huh? What strange plot have you imagined? 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, even if the demon outside the area imitates Hong Li’s tone, he can’t deceive me! 】

[Hongli:...]

[Hongli:**]

[Hei Yang: Oh, it turns out you are not possessed. If you had told me earlier, the crisis would be over. 】

Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief, okay, okay, the extraterrestrial devil should be of higher quality than Hongli, so Hongli Benli should be the one who makes dirty remarks!

[Hei Yang: Hey, since you weren’t kidnapped or anything like that, you must have taken the wrong medicine, right? 】

[Hei Yang: I've told you a long time ago that some medicines cannot be mixed together for convenience. You didn't listen. It's better now. It hurts your brain. It's troublesome to treat it! 】

[Hongli: No, can you say something humanly that I can understand? 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, it’s just that it’s so abnormal that you suddenly started practicing. 】

[Hei Yang: Did you encounter any difficulties that would make me happy when you talk about them? 】

[Hongli:...]

[Hongli: Couldn’t it be that I suddenly changed my past and wanted to practice hard? 】

[Heiyang: Happy. 】

[Hongli: Well, I also know that's impossible. The specific situation is very complicated, but I am really eager to reach a higher realm now. 】

[Hei Yang: Why, your sect also issues daily targets and weekly tasks to your disciples? 】

[Hongli: It’s not that complicated. I don’t want to tell you the specific reason. If you tell me, you will be laughed at by you thief. You only need to know this much. 】

[Hei Yang: Thank you, I’m already laughing. 】

[Hongli: Don’t make up some unfounded images of me, you shameless old thief! 】

[Hei Yang: Ahem, let me clarify, I am not old. 】

[Hongli: Bah, stop talking nonsense, come and help me practice together, this is real torture! 】

[Hongli: Good brother, please! 】

[Hei Yang: Hehe, this time I am really overwhelmed and unable to do anything. I am busy and have no time to help you practice at the moment. 】

[Hongli: Huh? What can you be busy with, sleeping or eating? 】

[Hei Yang: Busy packing. 】

[Hongli: Are you finally kicked out by your uncle and aunt? ! ! 】

[Hei Yang: What nonsense are you talking about? I am traveling far away. I am not being kicked out, nor am I being forced to run away from home because I cannot stay at home any longer! 】

[Hongli: Ha, a guilty conscience explanation! 】

[Hongli: So where do you want to go when you go on a long trip? Wait, you're not really coming to find me, are you? 】

[Hongli: Then you may be disappointed, I can’t leave the mountain gate now. 】

[Hei Yang: Go, go, go, I'm not looking for you, I'm going to the Hei family in the capital. Take office, the royal capital! 】

[Hei Yang: The thing is like this, jiliguala, there is nothing to be done...]

[Hongli: Oh————]

[Hongli: So you are going to stay in the royal capital for a few days. I thought... I was shocked. 】

[Heiyang: Hehe, why do I feel that someone is a little lost, hehehe. 】

[Hongli: Illusion, you big-headed ghost! 】

[Hongli: Okay, you can crawl now, don’t disturb me and practice hard! 】

[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has practiced for one minute this time and has not gained any practice experience. 】

[Hei Yang: "Work hard"]

[Hongli: Huh? It obviously feels like several hours have passed. I promised you that my practice will last forever. How come it’s the other way around here? 】

[Hei Yang: There is no practice in the years, right? 】

[Hongli: Damn it, I don’t believe it! 】

"I hope everyone is okay."

Hei Yang muttered softly and packed his luggage. In fact, he didn't have many things to bring, most of them were just dry food for the road, and he would buy the rest when he got to the capital.

"hissing sound~"

The sound of horses brayed in the courtyard, and Hei Yang pushed open the door and went out, only to find that his father had brought in three tall horses. Each one was full of energy, with dark hair and shiny color.

"Look, these three are pretty good!"

Hei Muguang looked at the two servants who were dressed in smart clothes and looked capable, and said seriously: "Zhang San, Li Si, you can follow Xiao Yang on this trip.

I hope you will pay more attention on the road. You are also old people in my family. There is no need to say much about many things. "

"Yes!"*2

The two answered straightforwardly, which made Hei Muguang nod with satisfaction.

After instructing the two servants, Hei Muguang turned his head and looked at Hei Yang.

"From here to the capital, with these three strong horses as the power, it will take about 40 days to arrive.

If the road conditions are good, it is not impossible to reach the capital in a month.

Now set off east in the morning, along the official road, wait for a rest on the road at noon, eat some food, and you should see an inn in the evening."

After a pause, Hei Muguang said seriously: "Remember, you can only stay in the inns mentioned by your third uncle. Some small or remote inns that have not been mentioned are all regarded as black shops!

It is better to sleep in the wilderness than to go to those suspicious inns, understand?"

"It's safe, it's safe. "

Heiyang waved his hand: "I'm already in the Qi Refining Stage. I can go without food, drink, sleep or rest. I can fill my stomach by swallowing some spiritual energy, and I can save the process of expelling impurities.

Instead of worrying about me, you might as well worry about Zhang San, Li Si and others."

"Don't worry about that."

Hei Muguang nodded: "Both of them are experienced veterans. They won't hold you back. I'll be thankful if you don't hold them back!"

"And these..."

Qing Yiyi came out of the house, carrying a big bag and stuffing it into Heiyang's arms, and said with concern: "Look at the things you brought. It's definitely not enough on the road. Bring this bag with you. It's almost the same.

In addition to the change of clothes, there are also small snacks you like to eat, which can also satisfy your cravings on the road.

Also, the money you carry must be enough, but don't be too conspicuous, so as not to attract the attention of those who are interested.

In addition, if you encounter robbers..."

"I understand."

Heiyang patted the long sword at his waist and said with a smile: "Discipline them and they will never come back!"

"No, I mean..."

Qing Yiyi shook her head: "If you can hide from such things, hide. If you can't hide, just admit that you are a coward and give in..."

"Don't listen to your mother."

Hei Muguang interrupted and said with a righteous face: "The more cowardly you are, the more he will The more rampant they are, the more they will bully you.

If you are tough, they will be afraid of you! "

After a pause, Hei Muguang added in a low voice: "Well, if you can beat them, use the method I said. If you can't beat them, listen to your mother, apologize to them, admit your mistakes, and pay some money to buy your way through..."

"I understand, bully the weak and fear the strong, right!"

Hei Yang patted his chest and said confidently: "I am good at this!"

"This child, what he said is really unpleasant. This is called seeking benefits and avoiding harm, and playing to one's strengths and avoiding weaknesses!"

"Isn't it just bullying the weak and fearing the strong..."

"Hmm?"

"Oh, it's avoiding harm, avoiding harm and avoiding weaknesses!"

"Well, that's more like it!"

Chapter 47 Can you sleep? Anyway, I can't sleep!

"Goodbye, mother. I'm going to sail far away today. Don't worry about me..."

On the road, in the official road, there are three horses.

One horse leads, two horses chase closely, and dust rises.

Although he was riding the fastest horse, Heiyang was still able to lie on the horse's back in a half-reclining position. The ups and downs of the horse when it was running had no effect on him at all, as if he had slumped into the horse's back.

While leisurely looking at the blue sky and white clouds, while humming a little song, Heiyang's mood was as sunny as the weather.

The late spring breeze made people feel relaxed and happy, and by the way, it brought Heiyang's tone-deaf singing to the distance.

Behind Heiyang were Zhang San and Li Si, who were chasing closely on horseback. Their red-faced and sweaty appearance was in sharp contrast to Heiyang.

"Ha, I told you, the Qi Refining Stage is really not a normal person, how could I be the one holding them back?"

Heiyang smiled softly and continued to hum: "Don't worry about me, I have happiness and wisdom..."

"Stop, stop, stop singing!"

Hongli's voice rang in Heiyang's mind: "Listening to your songs as background music for cultivation, I'm going crazy!"

"Tsk, isn't that your problem?"

Heiyang showed disdain: "This isn't the first time you've been crazy, isn't it? It's so fresh."

"Before was before, now is now!"

Hongli hummed softly: "You don't know how off-tune you are when you sing Yeah, if you can't sing, you don't have to sing, okay!"

"Oh, who sent me the voice request first?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "Why, you are starting to dislike me again now, right? Ha, a woman who loves new things and dislikes old things, you are wrong after all..."

"You are so annoying..."

Hongli's voice stagnated, her tone softened, and she whispered: "Then I am not, I am bored with practicing all the time, I want to chat with you..."

"You should concentrate on doing things, how can you not be obsessed with practicing and chatting at the same time?"

Heiyang casually taught: "Just like the teacher often says, if you watch TV while doing homework, then the homework is equivalent to not doing it...

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