Weird and Hard to Kill? Sorry, I Am Truly Immortal

Chapter 421 Have You Met Zhou Qingfeng?

There was an expression of admiration on Taixu's face: "Master, you are really amazing. I only found out about it when I saw someone posted a live broadcast of Fang Xiu's attack on Buddhism. I didn't expect that Master, you would have known about it for a long time."

"Too Xu!" A look of sullenness flashed across the white-bearded old Taoist's face: "How many times have I warned you, my master, that we join the world this time for better practice, not for you to indulge in live broadcasts, short videos and other entertainment projects Above, the technology of this era is indeed advanced, but it is useless in the face of weirdness. Nowadays, the weird invasion is imminent, and the world may be destroyed at any time. Do you know how many people may die from the weirdness because of your skill on playing with your mobile phone? hand?

You are so young, how can you keep reading?

If you have the energy, why not practice a little longer and go back and copy the Tao Te Ching ten times. "

Taixu suddenly felt ashamed. In order not to disappoint his master, he learned from the experience and changed his past mistakes: "What the master taught me is that when I go back and copy it twenty times, I not only copy it twenty times, but I also have to sell my mobile phone. The WiFi on the mountain was also disconnected..."

"Ahem...that's not necessary." The white-bearded old man quickly stopped Taixu's thoughts. Just when he was about to start talking about truth, suddenly!

Teng!

He was suddenly ejected from the futon, and his whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He looked at the sky in horror, and his body could not stop shaking. It was obviously a clear sky, but he seemed to see some unspeakable horror. .

The little Taoist priest Taixu was startled: "Master! Master, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

The white-bearded old man ignored him, but looked at the sky in horror, trembling: "The world...the world is going to be destroyed!!"

Taixu was horrified: "Master, what nonsense are you talking about? This world is fine, why is it going to be destroyed?"

The white-bearded old man still ignored him, his body was shaking like a sieve, and he was picking his fingers to deduce things like crazy.

Suddenly, poof!

He spat out a mouthful of blood and almost fell to the ground. His eyes became more horrified and he trembled more violently: "The God of Wei...is coming to the world!! The God of Wei is coming to the world! It's over, everything is... ....Huh!?

never mind? "

The white-bearded old man was stunned, as if he was stupid, and kept mumbling to himself: "What on earth is going on? Why is the world going to be destroyed one second, and then everything will be fine the next?"

He kept deducing the secrets, and found that he had not deduced wrong, but was fine, as if the fatal crisis of world annihilation just now was an illusion.

"Ha...Hahaha..." This ecstatic feeling of escaping from death made the old man with white beard laugh so much that he even forgot about the mobile phone in his sleeve.

There was just a bang and the phone fell.

The scene was slightly quiet for a second, and the master and apprentice looked at each other.

Taixu's expression was very exciting, first confused, then stunned, and finally furious.

"Master, I remember you said you didn't know how to buy a mobile phone. Whose mobile phone does this belong to?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across the white-bearded old man's face, and he was about to explain, but his expression changed wildly again, as if he had seen the end of the world.

"It's here again! The world is going to be destroyed! Help, I'm still young, I'm only ninety-eight, I don't want to die... Hey? Hey! Is everything okay again?"

He was completely stunned on the spot, completely confused as to what was happening. The sky clearly showed that the world was going to be destroyed, but why did everything go wrong after a while, and did it happen twice? Is this God kidding?

However, Taixu on the side had already seen through his master's tricks and said quietly: "Master, do you think your apprentice is a fool?"

"Taixu! What do you mean by this? Do you think my teacher is acting with you? My teacher has learned the art of deducing the secrets of heaven passed down from ancient Taoist sects, and can be able to predict the disasters that are about to happen. Induction, the more powerful the disaster, the stronger the induction, just now..."

Before the white-bearded old man finished speaking, his whole face changed again, and the terrifying aura of world destruction came from somewhere once again, making him tremble uncontrollably.

"The world is about to be destroyed!! It's not over yet!"

His mood at this time was as exciting as riding a roller coaster, with violent ups and downs.

However, the clever Taixu had already seen through his master's poor acting skills, and looked on with disdain, watching the master sometimes scream in despair, sometimes in ecstasy after the disaster, and jump repeatedly.

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The old Taoist with white beard keeps switching seamlessly between despair and ecstasy, and among the Buddhists, Kong Jian is also constantly testing Fang Xiu's bottom line, jumping repeatedly on the edge of death.

In the end, Kong Jian found out in despair that Fang Xiu was simply not a human being. He was more tyrannical than any other tyrant in history, and his ears could not tolerate the word "no".

As long as he dares to say no, even if it is a small and insignificant request, Fang Xiu will definitely destroy the world immediately without any hesitation.

This makes Kong Jian feel outrageous. Does the world have a grudge against you? Destroy the world at the slightest disagreement?

There were only one compromise and countless compromises. In the compromises, Kong Jian signed a series of unequal treaties. At this point, Buddhism officially joined the headquarters.

"Welcome to the headquarters." Fang Xiu said calmly.

Kong Jian's pale face has not yet recovered from the shadow of the world's destruction, and he forced a smile and said: "I... No, my subordinate has met the commander-in-chief."

He was convinced, completely convinced. Facing a ruthless person who would destroy the world if he disagreed with him, he couldn't help but be convinced. Now he really didn't dare to refute Fang Xiu's words. Refutation would lead to the destruction of the world. He didn't want to be the culprit of the destruction of the world.

Fang Xiu nodded with satisfaction. He found that when dealing with people who could deduce the secrets of heaven, there was no need to summon the strange gods to restart, because they were scared before summoning. So sometimes knowing too much is not necessarily a good thing. It will make people timid. After all, ignorance is fearless.

I just don't know whether the sixth-level strongman of the Taoist sect can deduce the secrets of heaven. If he can, when he flattens the Taoist sect, he won't even need to bring the Taotie army.

Looking at Kong Jian, who was obedient in front of him, Fang Xiu finally asked the question he had always wanted to ask.

"Have you met Zhou Qingfeng?"

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