Chapter 340 Barga: Kainaer, I Win Again

Sometimes people are just mean

Things that you have not cooperated with before will be different when the fire burns on you.

Just like Delim Gilas.

Delimgilas is every normal man’s nightmare

However, the super beast’s ability also makes everyone need to pay more attention to it.

But for Cui Ming now, this is not the main problem.

"Tsk"

Kainaer clicked her tongue in displeasure.

Cui Mingze pretended not to hear.

Cui Ming is currently collecting urine residue from the scene to see if he can analyze how many diseases are present in this damn urine.

stare! ! ! !

Kenal looked at Cui Ming with wide eyes.

But Cui Ming still ignored it.

And next to Barga

He seemed to be leaning slightly.

Kenal received another calculation code.

‘I won again. ’

‘Ahhhhh! ! ! ! ! ’

Kainaer silently bared her teeth and claws behind Cui Ming.

Cui Ming has already completed collecting information.

"Holy shit, there are so many illnesses?"

Cui Ming cursed directly.

The influence of Delimgilas' ability is really profound.

How terrible.

"Clean up Barga on the spot, don't let this urine be brought back! Everyone pay attention! There must be no urine leaking through the net!!!"

"yes!!!!"

All the men present looked as if they had been injected with chicken blood!

The Death Army is also using its own special equipment to help with the burning.

"It's too vicious. The super beasts of this guy Abo are too vicious!"

Captain Death never expected to have such evil tactics

What really disgusts Delimgilas is the Ultra Warriors. If Ultraman is accidentally attacked, who knows whether Ultraman will also be tortured by these disgusting diseases.

Of course, the scariest thing is that this thing is disgusting.

Ultraman probably can't stand such a disgusting thing.

Do you listen to what it says? Spray urine all over you!

"Okay, now that we have time to talk nonsense, we might as well finish it as soon as possible."

The sergeant is also quite disgusted with Delimgilas, after all, this thing is considered a public enemy of men.

No, you need to be more careful in the future.

This thing is really scary.

In the end, Drimgilath's existence was completely wiped out.

At the same time, the whole of Japan once again began to search for bedwetting quilts that slipped through the net!

It's enough for TM's Delim Gilas to appear once!

“It’s finally over”

At this time, Cui Ming was cleaning Barga with a high-pressure water gun.

Also included is a super powerful disinfectant.

The smell alone is so exciting that even wild beasts dare not approach.

But Cui Ming still felt that it was not safe.

Delimgilas is one of those rare things that makes even Cui Ming tremble with fear.

After all, it's really terrible

And Hikali is also collecting some materials now.

"Hikari, what are you doing?"

Cui Ming, who was cleaning Barga, suddenly suffered a cardiopulmonary arrest when he saw Hikali.

If nothing else, what this guy Hikari did was so scary!

Who knows what kind of abnormal things this guy Hikali will come up with?

"Don't worry, Lao Cui. I'm now preparing to see if I can make a new weapon. This Delimgilas gave me new inspiration, so... I thought of a very good weapon."

Hikari said, taking out a manure scoop.

"I saw you were using this to drive away the crazy crowds before, so I was wondering if I could make a new weapon. Look! This is my new invention of the super manure scoop!"

"You're a little bit more normal."

Cui Ming thought about whether he should knock Hikali unconscious with a brick first, so that he wouldn't have to worry about it going crazy.

The most important thing is to see what weapons he has prepared!

Take out the manure scoop!

"Old Cui, you don't understand. I have observed many animals and found that the power of feces is indeed very good! For example, the golden tortoise beetle can use feces as a shield."

The golden tortoise beetle is a unique insect that does not have gold in its body. Their golden backs are just the reflection of sunlight from their body fluids. And when necessary, golden tortoise beetles will turn into reddish brown, which is their original color.

In addition to changing color, golden tortoise beetle larvae also have magical poop and grooves. The groove of the larvae can be extended and shortened freely. Before growing out of its shell, the larvae use their long anal tubes to deposit layers of poop on their bodies, forming a thick shield.

These poop will solidify quickly when encountering air, which can resist the attacks of natural enemies. The smell of poop can also mask the smell of larvae to escape enemy predation, greatly increasing the chance of survival. Poop that can turn into a "shield" is also very rare in nature.

You see, this is the first use.

The feces thrown out by the feces scoop made by Xikali can form a shield to protect yourself!

Of course, the smell is pungent enough to make the enemy throw a rat weapon at them.

Then the second use is bait!

This brings us to the feces of sea cucumbers, which are the best example of bait. As a marine benthic organism, sea cucumbers usually feed on organic debris and microorganisms in seabed sediments. The poop they excrete after digestion contains many beneficial substances. Such as ammonia, nitrogen and calcium carbonate, among which calcium carbonate is a substance needed by corals to grow.

Moreover, sea cucumbers have a particularly large defecation capacity. It is said that one sea cucumber can excrete nearly 30 kilograms of feces in a year, which is a very scary figure considering their size.

The feces thrown out by Hikali's feces scoop will have a unique smell, although it is smelly! But it can attract the enemy's attention! It even makes enemies want to devour it, which can be said to be very vicious.

The third function is extended by wombat.

Wombat poop is the only one on earth. Their poop is a square cube, and the size is very uniform. Scientists have discovered that the wombat's intestines not only move forward and back, but also move up, down, left, and right to "pin" square poop.

There are reasons why wombats have evolved this ability. Square poop is an important "evidence" that wombats use to mark the boundaries of their territories. After they defecate, they pile up their poop and place it around their territory to warn other wombats that the land is occupied.

Square poop is more conducive to piling, and it is not easy to spread out or roll after piling up. The cubes of feces thrown out by Hikari's feces scoop can serve as a barrier to protect themselves.

The fourth type is to provide nutrition.

Hikari's feces scooper has many abilities. After all, it is modeled after animal feces.

It also mimics capybara poop.

The capybara's digestive tract is very short, and the food it eats must be excreted before it is fully digested. The poop in this semi-digested state is simply nutritious for other animals. We all know that herbivores can digest cellulose relying on microorganisms in their bodies.

However, because capybaras eat and defecate quickly, the microorganisms have not completely fermented the food, and only part of the nutrients have been absorbed, and then they will be eliminated. Therefore, when other animals eat capybara poop, it not only provides nutritional supplements, but is also very easy to digest.

Hikali used this as an opportunity to create nutrient-providing feces.

At the same time, Hikali also prepared feces that can be treated! ! !

This comes from the fecal power of bats! Hikali learned about their poop during his travels. In China, bat feces are actually used as traditional Chinese medicine. Bat poop has a very literary name, called luminous sand. According to the "Compendium of Materia Medica", Yemingsha can activate blood circulation and eliminate accumulation, so it can treat blindness and nebula.

For thousands of years, Chinese people have used luminous sand as medicine to treat diseases. However, with the in-depth research on bats, Luming sand has been removed from the new version of the National Pharmacopoeia released in 2020. It's not that it has no medical effects, but that compared to its medical effects, Luminous Sand has too many disadvantages.

As the poop of various bats, the composition and content of luminous sand are uncertain, the quality testing standards are difficult to control, and it may even carry viruses.

But all this is not a problem for Hikali!

Treatment and all, it’s so simple!

But Hikari may have forgotten one thing

Who in their right mind would want to be treated with feces?

And it’s the kind of oral medicine

After listening to Xikali's introduction, Cui Ming's expression was helpless.

Didn't Ultra's father have any idea of ​​killing you?

This is Cui Ming's true thoughts.

"Hikali

How did you come up with the idea of ​​making this weapon? "

Cui Ming looked at Xikali with a troubled face.

But Xikali looked at Cui Ming with pure eyes.

"Huh? I only thought of this after seeing animals."

Hikali smiled, very happily.

Of course, what impressed Hikali most was actually the whale’s poop.

As the largest animal on earth, the blue whale can reach 30 meters in length and weigh 190 tons. Due to their huge size, blue whales have a huge appetite and can eat several tons of food in a day.

The more they eat, the more they poop. Blue whales can defecate up to hundreds of kilograms at a time. It is this poop that makes cetaceans an important part of the marine ecosystem. Since the main food of blue whales is krill, their feces are rich in iron and nitrogen, which can stimulate the growth of bacteria and phytoplankton, providing sufficient food for fish and krill.

Marine phytoplankton can consume about 40% of the carbon dioxide lost on the earth every year. Then through photosynthesis, a large amount of oxygen is produced. Without marine phytoplankton. The oxygen content of the earth's atmosphere will drop a lot, which is not conducive to the survival of living things.

Although the blue whale does not nourish all ocean phytoplankton, the ecosystem formed by its poop provides a great boost to the marine ecosystem. It also directly nourishes some phytoplankton. From this perspective, blue whales play a very important role in the ecological environment of the earth.

And this also shocked Hikali.

life

reincarnation

Miracle

It’s amazing that there are so many powers of feces

This is Hikari's realization. It feels that it has learned a lot from the power of these feces, so...

It makes this awesome equipment!

Super scooper!

"So, Lao Cui! This magical manure scoop is the gift I prepared for you! Accept it!"

Hikari said, raising his magical manure scoop.

Cui Ming looked at it with a dark face.

"Xikali, don't force me to spray you with a high-pressure water gun now, okay? Didn't you see that I was cleaning up Barga? Also! You give a manure scoop as a gift?"

"But it's really awesome!"

Hikali held up the manure scoop.

"Come! Take Lao Cui! This magical power! Super manure scooper!"

puff! ! ! !

Cui Ming still couldn't hold back and sprayed the guy with a high-pressure water gun, disinfecting his brain at the same time.

And after people around saw it.

Just pretend you haven't seen it.

after all

No matter what, you deserve a spanking for holding a manure scoop at someone.

Even if this is the equipment you gave away!

Who in their right mind would like to use a poop scoop?

Although the sergeant wanted to say something, the manure scoop in Hikali's hand was still smoking.

Forget it, let Storm One spray more.

Good for this Hikari.

In the end, Cui Ming accepted the manure scoop.

After all, it’s a magical gift from someone else.

Although it was weird, Cui Ming decided to accept it after discovering that this thing could automatically generate golden juice, and it was also hot golden juice.

If nothing else, this thing has very high strategic significance.

A spoonful of scalding golden juice will burn the enemy.

If you can't kill the opponent, you can still infect the opponent's wounds, and it's also convenient to chase after you with this smell.

Hikali was right, this thing is a good baby.

But the premise is that the user is not afraid of social death.

And Cui Ming, in order to ensure that his social death is not too dead.

All we can do is try our best to kill the enemy.

When I take out this manure scoop, it means that one of us must die!

This is the moment of death!

But let's be honest.

This feces scoop is a good weapon, but it must be practiced, so...

Cui Ming did not go on patrol today, but continued to practice his skills in using a manure scoop.

This is really tricky.

Don't attack your own people when the golden juice is poured out.

Shield!

A set of gold juice forms a water curtain.

To be honest, just looking at it gives me a sticky feeling

But the next moment, it turned transparent under the sunlight.

But Cui Ming thinks this thing still has flavor

wrong! The flavor is stronger!

hiss!

never mind

Try something else.

Go for it! Cubes of poop!

This time, the feces directly formed a wall!

This thing is terrifying because it has a deterrent effect on wild beasts.

After all, everyone knows what this is.

cure

This ability requires people to eat it, which is difficult.

But maybe it can be used to save some people that I don’t really want to save.

As for providing nutrition

Raise flowers, plant grass, etc.

This should be no problem.

Anyway, this fecal scoop is okay, but Cui Ming really hopes that Hikali will not want to mass-produce this thing.

After all, when the time comes, there will be a scene where Ultraman takes out a manure spoon.

Too raw!

Ultra's father would be a ghost if he didn't kill him alive.