Section 525

"Since it's all private, why do you still ask questions?" Zhou Chen scolded with a smile.

This is a narrow road for you... Zhao Yong almost cried, "Don't."

"Don't act like you can't take care of yourself."

Zhou Chen was curious, "Is your wife prone to domestic violence?"

"Don't make trouble."

Zhao Yong straightened his back like a real man and said, "Can she beat me?"

"hehe!"

Zhou Chen glanced at him sideways, "It's not like I've never seen Sister Yuanyuan beat you up. Why are you pretending?"

We all know each other so well, who doesn’t know who is who?

"Ah this..."

Zhao Yong looked embarrassed, "I admit that I am a parallel importer, but something happened this time."

"put."

Zhou Chen glared, "What a grinder."

"Here's the thing."

Zhao Yong secretly glanced at the two girls chatting passionately not far away, and whispered: "When she was cooking last night, I saw her secretly open a paper bag and put... medicine into the dishes!"

Zhou Chen:......

He remembered a famous saying.

Dalang, it’s time to take medicine! .

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Damn it, it’s not like... right?

Looking at the frowning Zhao Yong, Zhou Chen looked at Wang Yuanyuan not far away with confusion.

Is it so dark?

This operation is simply suffocating!

Then Zhou Chen made up the picture of N and G in his mind.

Mostly about Zhao Yong’s future urn, whether it will have a sliding cover or a flip cover.

It's a bit harsh on the eyes.

It seems that Zhao Yong and his wife are even more perverted than him and Mu Xiaoyu!

"Brother, have a good trip."

Zhou Chen spoke seriously and patted Zhao Yong on the shoulder, "We will still be comrades in arms in the next life!"

Zhao Yong:......

I never thought you were this kind of person.

"By the way, when did you offend your wife?"

The fire of gossip in Zhou Chen's heart was unbearable, and he was extremely curious.

"I swear, I really didn't."

Zhao Yong wanted to cry but had no tears.

"hehe."

Zhou Chen sneered, "We are all men, and we swear that this is for girls to draw cakes on."

When I was fooling my sister, you were still peeing and playing in the mud.

"..."

Zhao Yong laughed awkwardly, "Boss, you can't just die without saving me."

"Stop making trouble, aren't you living a good life?"

What is Zhou Chen's intelligence? "If Sister Yuanyuan wanted to poison you, would you still be alive now?"

"It's just because it's not poison that I feel scared."

Zhao Yong's face suddenly turned pale, "The main thing is, I don't know what I ate."

"Pfft!" Zhou Chen couldn't help laughing.

But this kind of thing is really scary.

"Tell me, should I ask her directly?"

Zhao Yong said bitterly, "Otherwise I won't be able to sleep at night."

Zhou Chen laughed so hard that his stomach ached, "What if it's a chronic poison, are you willing to attack the child's mother?"

Zhao Yong was confused and desperate, and finally turned into a sigh.

He seemed to just let them go as they pleased.

"I respect you as a man!"

Zhou Chen was happy, "Go with peace of mind, I will take care of Sister Yuanyuan and my future niece!"

"Roll, roll, roll."

Zhao Yong smiled and raised his hand to punch.

"Just ask about some things directly." Zhou Chen blocked it with a smile.

There should never be secrets between husband and wife.

The more secrets there are, the greater the chances of divorce.

It's true!

"That's right."

Zhao Yong nodded, looked at his wife who was not far away, and shouted, "Yuanyuan, what did you put in the vegetables last night? I just told the boss that you are good at cooking."

"ah?"

Wang Yuanyuan turned her head and thought for a while, "Oh, mushroom essence. I bought it online. When the bag was torn when I opened it, I found a paper wrapper to wrap it up... Is it really delicious? I will use it for cooking in the future."

The two men looked at each other.

"Pfft!" Zhou Chen laughed.

Zhao Yong almost cried.

I was almost scared to death by my own wife.

In fact, ordinary people would definitely not think much about this kind of thing.

But the problem is, they are secret service.

I am particularly sensitive to some things and may easily cause misunderstandings.

There are no words to describe Zhao Yong's mood at this time.

If it has to happen, then it’s...fuck me!

Mu Youyu and Wang Yuanyuan looked at the two men as if they were looking at two idiots with convulsions.

"Men are so boring."

"Yeah, so silly."

"That's right, you don't even know that my brother looks like a little puppy, but he is actually quite perverted sometimes."

"It's the same. My husband looks serious outside, but at night he acts like a hooligan."

"..."

Zhou Chen and Zhao Yong looked at each other and rolled their eyes.

Only a married man would know.

The scale of joking between girls is no smaller than that of boys.

Talking about dirty things is always fun and a time-killing entertainment.

Boys like it, and so do girls!

For example, now.

The young wooden fish smiled evilly and said to the sisters, "Let me ask you a question."

"Ask." Wang Yuanyuan ate snacks.

"Something comes out of your butt."

The young wood fish chuckled, "Can you still eat it in your mouth?"

Wang Yuanyuan:......

She looked at the snacks in her hands and suddenly lost her appetite.

The two men not far away looked at the young wooden fish with strange eyes.

"What are you looking at?"

Muyu raised his fist and gestured at them, saying fiercely, "I'll beat you to death."

Zhou Chen:......

Zhao Yong:......

Your threats are scary!

"What's so disgusting?"

Wang Yuanyuan grinned, "Enoki mushrooms?"

"No."