Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it. ​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him: His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.” His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!” His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.” ​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending. After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

“How would it be if a fairy became your wife?.” Jiang Qiao answered this question while silently crying, “You can’t smoke or drink. The pressure cooker at home became an alchemy stove, and sleeping at night became meditation.” Slight footsteps gradually approached, and Jiang Qiao immediately changed his expression, excitedly saying, “You can’t imagine the benefits of having a fairy as a wife! Her charming and impeccable face is so enticing!.” Soon, an ethereal beauty bent down and gave Jiang Qiao a kiss on the cheek.

When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf. There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken! He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere! Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die. And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf— The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi… “Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!” Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die. However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent. After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.” Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?” … Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race. Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting. Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.” He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.

Hero Zhang Han was frustrated in life originally, but he stepped into the Cultivation World by a stroke of luck. Possessing divine natural gifts, he ascended into the disaster-crossing period step by step. He had imagined his life would not have any hardships anymore, but unfortunately incurred the god thunder since he violated the fate. After he woke up, he was surprised to find that he was reborn, going back a few years ago. He found that the world was different from what it used to be after his rebirth and he had a lovely daughter. Zhang Han’s fate thus underwent a huge transformation. In the fast-paced urban life, he opened up a place for his daughter to have fun. Because of his daughter’s enthusiasm for food, he opened a restaurant, which attracted countless diners. His business was booming and money did roll in. In his spare time, he also wrote songs to earn extra income. At the same time, he performed a sweet love story with his daughter’s mother… After his rebirth, he became a godly stay-home dad in the accumulation of experience. “Dote on my daughter and love my daughter” became his life creed. Although a few nasty guys occasionally appeared in his life, they were all beaten off by virtue of his mightiness. Let’s take a look at how this godly stay-home dad lived in the city and how Zhang Han led his happy life.

Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending. Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated. His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit… He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students… He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years. At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down. Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man. … Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???” Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student. Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?” Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.” *T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly. **T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules.

Since Guan Shan got the horror game simulator in his head, everything in his eyes became horrifying. A meat restaurant with human corpses hanging in the kitchen, an abandoned apartment building with a phone ringing at midnight, a psychiatric hospital full of murderers… [Only by killing the final BOSS can this simulation be ended! ] As an ordinary person, Guan Shan was scared. In the face of these terrifyingly powerful Bosses, he could only try his best to kill monsters and get some equipment in order to survive. He was barely able to survive each simulation. However, in the eyes of others, Guan Shan was a horror and anomaly himself! “Captain, the S-class dangerous psychic has been killed by him, and the entire base was destroyed by him, but why is he crying for help with a look of fear? Should we save him or not?” “Are you s*upid? He is coming towards us! Let’s run!”

What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one! This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion. In any case, he can afford him! With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass. * * Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…” He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!

500 years ago, Chen Xi was devoured by a crack in the void and was transported into a cultivation world. 500 years later, he returned back to Earth after enduring through several hardships and discovered that only 5 years had gone by. … In the courtyard, beauty at the side, a candle flame wavering. A gush of clear wind, half a full moon, the peach tree remains unchanging. … Wait, whose kid is this?! Why is she calling me papa? Gazing at the little girl in front of him with skin as pale as jade, Chen Xi froze. … Returning home from cultivation, starting as a stay-at-home dad. In this life, not fighting to be a king nor claiming to be a tyrant, only praying to peacefully be a wife-pampering mad devil and a child-protecting daddy!

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

Not long after Ning Wan was ‘banished’ to a rural neighbourhood by Zhengyuan Law Firm headquarters, a second victim was exiled to join her. Vivacious, tall, handsome, a complete gentleman, he exuded the unique aura… …of a character likely to die off-screen in a historical drama. Were he to become a community lawyer, he would surely end up berated by middle-aged aunties until he cried a river and came to doubt life. He was a big, silly softie, a newbie easy to pick on! Ning Wan decided that she would beat this poor neglected novice into shape— “Fu Zheng, isn’t it? Newcomers here must be obedient and discerning.” “When I dig a pit, you’ll fill it in. When I eat meat, you’ll drink the broth. When I head east, you can’t head west. In short, consider me your God in this remote wilderness beyond the reach of the government.” Although a little silly, the newbie was handsome, obedient, and tactful. She developed a soft spot for him and decided to impart the ultimate skills she had cultivated for a lifetime: how to shift the blame; how to loaf on the job; how to pay lip service to the boss. She was very sincere, holding nothing back— “Truthfully, my unique skills are not without cost. I advise you to like me as soon as possible. Let me analyze the advantages and disadvantages of liking me…” That big, silly softie, Fu Zheng, succumbed to her coercion and temptation. From that day on, he devoted himself to Ning Wan. Half a year later, Ning Wan attended the annual meeting at headquarters. There, she was introduced to the new senior partner… A vivacious, tall, handsome gentleman. “Hello everyone, I’m Fu Zheng,” he grinned. “I joined this firm to get rid of the bad atmosphere, such as: shifting the blame, loafing on the job, and paying lip service to the boss…” ‘Fu Zheng, you—! Goddammit! This is fraud!’

Ji Changze’s mission is to guard people who will have their lives ruined by various types of scum. Then, he transmigrated as these scums. –A pampered youngest son from the 80s. –The babied genius who keeps squeezing his parents care. –Phoenix man with a high education who prefers to be lazy. –Unfilial child who refuse to acknowledge his parents because he considers them a burden to himself. After Ji Changze came through. –The unmotivated lazy hearted youngest son turned out to be the richest man in the area. –The giant baby turned out to put all his energy into research. –The useless phoenix man turned the tides when his wife’s family almost came to bankruptcy. –The ungrateful son returned to his hometown to find a famous doctor for his parents.

She transmigrates into a very poor village countrywoman who has a hungry little bun. Zhao Yun’er suddenly feels a lot of pressure on her. Fortunately, she is capable. Outrageous relatives at the door? Scram. Her days begin to flourish by relying on knowledge from the 21st century. But the little bun begins to shout all day long, “Mother, find me a father.” A wild man suddenly jumps out and wraps himself around her, while claiming to be the little bun’s father. The little bun: “My mother said that my father must first be tall and handsome!” A certain man: “This Shizi [heir to a noble title] is the world’s most handsome man!” The little bun: “My mother said that my father needs to have money!” A certain man: “This Shizi has plenty of fertile land, 100 million gold taels ……” The little bun turns around. “Mother, do you think that this one is suitable?”