Chapter 815 Loyal Arhats
"Okay, Tang Sanzang, stop pretending! Look at your current appearance, but you still look like a monk?"
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva scolded fiercely in the cloud head.
Su Xun "Yuyou" woke up, his face was pale, and he said weakly: "Bodhisattva, I... I'm afraid I won't be able to do it, I'm ashamed... Buddha has high hopes, and dare not delay the great cause of studying Buddhist scriptures, Buddha... change sooner... change people."
Hold! How dare you yell at me, Xiao Guanyin, you haven't figured out the situation yet.
Now I am a must for you guys!
You have to lick me and make me feel comfortable, otherwise I will show you the tricks in minutes.
The gods such as Wufang Jiedi in the dark were all shown their faces. Tang Seng was the most shameless expert they had ever seen. It was really... terrifying.
"Master, you are holding back your words." Sun Wukong burst into tears and looked up at Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, my Buddha is merciful, please be considerate and considerate of my master, it is not easy for my master."
"Yeah, it's not easy, woo woo woo..."
"My poor master..."
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing choked up.
"You shut up!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was about to go crazy, his chest was turbulent: "Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, do you still want to go back to the sky!"
"I don't want to." The two said in unison.
Guanyin:"…………"
What a daring act, Tang Sanzang was such a pure-hearted person that he was brought down by these three bastards, what has he become now!
The three said: This is a very unfair ride!
"Tang Sanzang, you promised Emperor Tang Li Shimin that if you don't continue your journey west, how can you explain it to him?" Guanyin Bodhisattva carried Li Shimin out.
Su Xun coughed "weakly" twice: "I... It's already a miracle that a mortal can go back alive. Your Majesty has a big heart and will...will understand."
"What in the world do you want to do? Let's finish it once." Guanyin Bodhisattva confessed helplessly.
Short-sighted sadness, after I have obtained the scriptures, I will settle the account with you!
Su Xun said, "I've been weak since I was a child, and I can't ride a horse. It would be great if I had a carriage."
Now he wants to ride the carriage in an upright manner, just so arrogant and so self-willed!
"Going west all the way through mountains and mountains, the mountain road is rugged, even if there is a white dragon horse-drawn carriage, how can an ordinary horse-drawn carriage drive on the mountain road?" Guanyin said.
Su Xun blinked his eyes: "Bodhisattva, there is no road in the world. If there are more people digging, it will become a road, and by the way, it will facilitate the people. I, Buddha, are merciful."
"You...you're crazy!" Guanyin Bodhisattva widened his eyes and said coldly, "Absurd! Lingshan are all Buddhist disciples who have attained the Tao, how can they condescend to open the way for you?"
"The Bodhisattva looks down on the poor monk. Since that's the case, it's not a problem if the poor monk doesn't go to the west." Su Xun's voice fell, and he coughed and gasped violently again.
Sun Wukong understood in seconds: "Master, the disciple is a hundred and eighty thousand miles away, and I will send you back to the Tang Dynasty."
"Wait!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was already furious, but he could only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. He gritted his teeth and said, "When I go back to Lingshan, if there is a disciple who volunteers to go down to make a way for you, I will allow you."
The voice fell, and he flew away directly. He was afraid of staying any longer, and couldn't help but slap Tang Seng to death.
He had never been so angry before.
As soon as Guanyin left, Su Xun quickly got up and shook his ashes: "Kill me to death."
"Master, you are amazing."
Zhu Bajie looked at Su Xun with bright eyes.
To be able to anger Guanyin like this, he swears that the whole world will be his master.
Su Xun waved his hand humbly: "Wherever you are, it's only moderately powerful. Bajie, I'll teach you a truth. As long as you can fight without shame, then you will be the most comfortable person in the world."
"Master is awesome, pass the cigarette to the boss." Zhu Bajie took out a Chinese child and handed it with both hands.
Su Xun took it and put it in his mouth, Sun Wukong hurriedly took out a gray machine and helped set it on fire by blocking the wind with one hand.
As for why not use spell ignition?
Of course, it is because a cigarette lit without a lighter is soulless.
"Okay, just wait here, we are disciples for the first half of the journey, and all the Buddhas in the second half of the journey are grandchildren." Su Xun sat on a stone, crossed Erlang's legs, and spit out a smoke ring leisurely.
On the other side, Guanyin Bodhisattva returned to Lingshan at the fastest speed.
"Guanyin, didn't you send you to secretly protect the westbound team? Why did you come back, but something happened?"
Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Tathagata looked solemn.
Everyone else also looked at Guanyin.
Guanyin resisted his anger and said, "Report to the Buddha, that Tang monk is so arrogant..."
She repeated the matter.
All the Vajra Bodhisattvas showed anger on their faces.
The Arhats revealed that their expressions did not change.
"This Tang monk is arrogant! He must not agree to such absurd request! Buddha, he should be punished." Qing Chuxie King Kong said.
The Dragon Subduing Arhat said: "No, the westward journey is about to end, and at this time, there can be no extracurricular branches."
The voice fell, and then looked at the Tathagata Buddha and said: "Buddha, the poor monk is willing to go down to the world to open the way for the Tang monk."
"Buddha, I am also willing to go."
Arhat Jieti thousands of people shouted in unison.
They seemed very eager, because whoever went down to earth, whoever went to earth, could eat hot pot with Tang Seng, drink and dance, and watch some small island movies.
So, of course, grab it.
But the Buddha did not know what they were thinking.
The Buddha just thought that they all made sacrifices voluntarily for Lingshan, and he was full of emotion.
There are so many loyal people in his Lingshan, why is Buddhism not popular≧≦!
Seeing that many Arhats took the initiative to ask Ying, he just proposed to punish Tang Sanzang's Qing Chuxing King Kong with a look of shame: "Amitabha, if you can't bear small things, you will have big plans.
"No!" Fuhu Arhat blurted out and said solemnly: "The Green Vajra Vajra is one of the Eight Great Vajras of my Buddhism, how can I open the way for a mortal person? I wait for the Arhat to reveal the truth, but I don't need any face, everything is for Lingshan, everything For Buddhism!"
"Everything is for Lingshan! Everything is for Buddhism!"
Numerous Arhats and Gaidi shouted in unison.
In fact, they want to shout: Everything is for Naizi!
Guanyin Bodhisattva is also a little ashamed. They are not afraid of humiliation. They are rushing to open the way for Tang monks for Buddhism.
Seeing the unity of the Arhats, the Tathagata Buddha was also full of blood, and said, "Okay! The great cause of the westward journey is related to the rise and fall of my Buddhism, so I will endure one forbearance, and the Eighteen Arhats will go down."
The Eighteen Arhats were all overjoyed.
The others showed regretful expressions.
Seeing this, the Tathagata Buddha smiled kindly and said, "You don't need to do this, there are still more places to serve Buddhism in the future."
"Yes, Buddha."
In this way, the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva went down to earth with the eighteen arhats of majestic spirit.