On The Thousand Postures Reconstructed By The Scumbags

Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom. He was beloved by his citizens and was considered the darling of the world. He ascended to the Heavens at a young age; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, was quickly banished back to the mortal realm. Years later, he ascends again–only to be banished again a few minutes after his ascension. Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock among all three realms. On his first task as a god thrice ascended, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens, yet, unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

A collection of short stories featuring non-humans! (Six novels that can be read independently with very different styles, just pick your favorite and read along.) ① The King’s Pearl. Jiang Mian was adopted as a child by a professor whose life revolved around researching mermaids. After his father dies, Jian Mian is the sole person with this secretive research. When the research institute captures a ferocious mermaid, Jiang Mian becomes the only one who can get close enough to the imprisoned creature. ② A God’s Marriage. When there’s no longer something to guard, the guardian gods will dissipate between heaven and earth. The sea otter was the guardian god worshipped by the Ice Sea people, but the new era was also full of new gods, and in the ancient sea otter clan, only one particularly large and white sea otter remained. The big albino sea otter lived alone, wandered alone, and waited for the fated finale to come. Until one day, on the beach, it found a living sacrifice intended for a new god, covered in bruises. The great sea otter: a wild pup from the sky! Now mine, quickly tucked away. ③ Dark Sky Sanctuary. Yu Mengzhou is a professional horse farrier. He was born to be close to horses, and all the horses whose hooves he had repaired would put their big heads into his arms to be pampered. Until one day, Yu Mengzhou suddenly fell into a new world. The demonic war horses of the other world were huge and lofty, with black flames burning around them, and the lords of the herd had just started a rebellion, tearing and devouring their former riders, and sizing up the frail humans who had fallen from the sky, baring their fierce fangs – Yu Mengzhou stared at the warhorse lord studded with th**ny bone thorns hooves, hesitated and spoke in a whisper, “Do you need to fix your hoof? Experience price… can be free of charge.” ④ Utopia. Gu Xingqiao did not want to live. He was demoralized and lost everything, and there was no other sorrow or joy in this life. He finally fell into a disused battleship of unknown centuries. After thousands of years of wandering and silence in the universe, the abyssal battleship finally found fresh prey again. He wanted to torture him, give him hope and then mercilessly deprived of all, He wanted to make the other party wail, cry, scream in despair! He … […Uh, why don’t you run away?] Gu Xingqiao: “Why, silly?” ⑤ The Sepernt of Pharisee. Male Echidna x persistent human painter ⑥ Inquire Here. Dragon carrying the evil of all worlds x human royal son who was sacrificed One sentence synopsis: I love you, beyond the stars. Intention: Love transcends everything.

In her previous life, Si Huang was framed and controlled by her relatives. She was crowned as the movie emperor. However, she could only die without a burial ground. Unexpectedly reborn, she once again returned to the starting point and obtained a unique inheritance. Si Huang touched her chin and thought: It is indeed fabulous to be reborn. She can settle all the old debts and take revenge on old enemies. Back on the throne of the entertainment circle, she is now the first male god in the eyes of all women. Wielding the power of darkness, she is the dark hand controlling everything behind the scenes. A word to decide the stock market, she is the mysterious little god of wealth in the eyes of all businessmen. A skilled punch to the enemy, she is a small overlord in the eyes of the army men. En… what’s more, she is the apple of someone’s eyes. However, one day, when everyone comes to know that this person is a woman, the entire country boils! Facing a group who are rushing forth like wild bees unrestrainedly, a certain man sneers: the wife that this old man has been protecting for so long, who dares to snatch from him? “Reporting to the boss, Li family’s young master asked Young Master Si out for a meal.” “Shut down his family’s hotel.” “Reporting to the boss, Young Master Si and Wang family’s little crown prince have fought.” “Tell the military doctor to take ‘special care’ of the patient” “Ah? But Young Master Si is alright!” “The ‘special care’ is for that one of Wang family.” “…” Many years later, the little bun pointed to the list of ‘Most Desired Men and Women’ chosen by the citizens. He looked at the man next to him with a tangled expression. A certain male put on a gentle fatherly face, “Little Treasure, what’s wrong?” Little bun twiddled his fingers for half a day and asked, “In the end, are you my father or my mother?” A certain male’s face instantly darkened. “Of course I’m your father!” Little bun earnestly said, “But they all say that dad is the male god and the male god is married to you!” A certain male: “…”

When people are poor, they breathe wrong. Ding, congratulations to the host, you will get a certain amount of money every time you breathe. Ding, you get a spicy consumption card when you eat a crayfish with explosive taste. Ding, your sleep quality is very high today. Gain energy + 20% of your daily buff. Different Shenhao system, everything in life will bring surprises. Coach, I want to learn to race!

Mu Zhili, the third daughter of the Mu family of the Profound Sky Continent, had a prominent background, but she was known for her ugly appearance and worthlessness. When she died, a medical genius was reborn in her body, she became capable of curing all diseases with silver needles. However, her family poisoned her and hindered her great potential. If no one else was going to help her, she would do it for herself. Her rule was to keep it humble. Her hobby was to pretend to be a pig and then eat a tiger. In a contemptuous and evil world, she would return as the king and show her strength. Profound Sky Continent, let’s see the one who was so medically talented that people call her goddess!

Is he a genius in the spotlight, or is he a madman behind the scenes of the Second Avenue? —- After getting the final relief from his past sufferings, Chu Jiashu was given a second chance when he found himself in the body of an infant from an aristocratic family of Hall. Now, nothing is going to stop him from achieving his long-cherished dream of acting. Enter Renly Hall, a Hollywood miracle of 21st century.

This novel is also known as The Schoolgirl Secret Agent She is an international ace agent,An amazing doctor, God of Assassination, However due to a box she accidentally rebirthed and became an ordinary junior high school student. Weak and incompetent, That scum woman wants to put her head into the toilet. The gambling father, borrowed a lot of money and now they are being chased by loan sharks for debt? There is also a group annoying people in her life. The reborned Yunxiao sneers: I want to know how to write the dead words! She returned from the wind, high-profile attack, if people dared to bully me, they are courting death!

Qin Wansha completed countless tasks to return to reality but finally ended up being absorbed by the Lord God. After waking up again, Qin Wansha no longer expected to leave the space of the Lord God. Hiding, destroying the mainline of the world, and taking the energy of that world as her own. She will let the Lord God know what a terrible thing will happen if she is not wiped out. Wait, who are you? Why do you always appear by my side? Do we know each other?

Other people’s bad reputation, if not because of themselves, then it’s slandered by others. Jing Wan’s bad reputation wasn’t because of herself, but schemed by her future husband. Hong Yuan’s bad reputation wasn’t caused by others, but of his own design, only for the sake of marrying the woman he has had eyes on for two lifetimes! One unable to take a bride, one unable to marry. Because he was the number one handsomest man, but she wasn’t the number one beauty. So it was still her who has earned? What the hell? After marrying, the husband’s close beautiful servant girls didn’t try to crawl onto the bed, but instead served her like an ancestor. The previous stewards didn’t monopolize the power, but instead handed over in great detail all the properties and even the husband’s private funds. So strange no matter how one looks at it! After getting along day and night, she discovered that her husband suffers from a severe case of crazy, please cure! “Husband, just what do you like about me? I’ll change, just please stop being weird.” His disease acting up in seconds, telling you with his actions, just how strong his possessive desires towards you are, that’s how much care you must give back. Alright, for the sake of his disease not becoming more severe, and seeing how there’s no little three or little four and other little demons, Jing Wan rolled up her up sleeves and went all out.

Su Ruan Ruan, who was knocked to death with a box was reborn back to the sixties. Not only did her family lack food and clothing, there were also all kinds of strange family members who had transformed to become demons. Fortunately, she had a hundred treasures space, so she didn’t lack anything. Wearing new clothes, eating fine grains, being able to earn full work points when she worked in the field, and getting first place in school! Su Ruan Ruan took her grandmother to make her family rich and run all the way towards the road of prosperity. However, she suddenly discovered that a certain town tyrant was always following behind her– secretly giving her meat to eat and giving her pocket money. Su Ruan Ruan was puzzled: “You keep sticking to me, what exactly do you want?” “To marry you.” “….”

Ji Fanyin realized the moment she transmigrated over that she was a stand-in, a substitute for her younger twin sister, Ji Xinxin. “Sure, I can be her stand-in. Here is my list of prices. Take a look at it first, and make sure to reserve a slot in advance. I won’t accept any last-minute calls, and do take note that it’ll only be a platonic relationship. Thank you for your cooperation,” she said. In a western restaurant, a rich young master looked at her with eyes filled with affection as he said, “Xinxin, I would like to ask you out for a movie tomorrow night…” An alarm suddenly went off. Ji Fanyin took a glance at her phone before reining in her business smile, saying, “Time’s up. I need to rush for my next appointment. Make sure to foot the tab, and farewell.” The rich young master’s smile froze up. “I’ll reserve four hours for tomorrow’s movie.” In the middle of the night, a drunk, tyrannical young master dialed her number and whined, “Big sis, when will you come over to meet me?” “In order to ensure the quality of service, this call will be recorded. It’s four in the morning right now, and my services will be ten times the usual price. Are you certain you want to proceed?” asked Ji Fanyin. “… Hurry up and start acting!” Ji Fanyin’s phone suddenly rang in the midst of a date with a domineering CEO at Tokyo’s tower. With a smile on her lips, she rejected the call and said, “Sorry, it’s another customer.” “… I’ll pay you ten times the price. Switch off your phone.” … By the time Ji Xinxin finally returned back to the country, Ji Fanyin successfully retired from the scenes with the massive fortune she had amassed. Heh, bad women will never get hurt!

She was originally a puppet of her family. Pursued by the police for being a business spy and hitman, she was betrayed and fell into the sea. When she opened her eyes again, she had turned into an ordinary high school student. Because of a disgraceful birth, she had been crowded out by her relatives. Because of inferiority complex and antisocial behavior, she was bullied by her classmates. But now she is no longer someone who acts timid. Cheat her, and she will break your bones. She possesses formidable Jade pupils capable of seeing through walls. Other people have difficulty breaking through jade, their sight for antiques is based on gambles, but she only needs a look. An undertaking begins as she creates legends in the world of business. Once upon a time, they laughed at her poor and destitute state. Now looking at her net worth of 10 billion, it can’t be explained. To the relatives that come to hug her thighs, she must apologize: “We broke off relations long ago, so get lost!”