Chapter 562 I Will Prepare Now
As the painter pointed, several people looked forward at the same time.
Then they saw the island approaching slowly from the south, and the big ‘V’ flag hanging above it.
“The Queen, the Queen is back!”
Seeing this, 0888 stood up and ran over there. 0066 and the painter looked at each other and followed.
On the southern edge of the Li Kingdom Island, the two branch islands have already bordered the main island. Lao An is conveying information to Jiang Tian through 1365.
When the three people arrived here, before they had time to say hello to 1365, their sight was attracted by the island covered with spider webs.
“Fuck, what’s going on with this island? Why do I feel like I’ve come to a haunted house?”
“So many spider corpses, and this web, so disgusting…”
“Just looking at it, I feel that my san value is rapidly decreasing…”
When several people were stunned, a voice came over.
"Hiss--"
Hearing this sharp sound, the painter's eyes squinted, and his face turned pale in fear. He threw himself on 0066's shoulder and pointed at the island.
"Look, what is that?"
0066 looked over and saw a huge spider lying on the ground with its teeth bared. His chin instantly pulled.
"Fuck, what is that?!"
However, her psychological endurance and curiosity were stronger than the painter's. Besides, Lao An, who was holding a weapon, was standing next to her, so she was not too worried about her own safety.
After patting the other's shoulder to comfort him for a while, he walked forward to the huge spider.
Compared with other ordinary spiders, this spider was more than one size larger, and the swelling of its abdomen was particularly obvious. At first glance, it was a character like the 'Queen of the Zerg' among insects.
After looking at it for a while, 0066 grinned.
Then he looked at 0888 and pointed at the spider queen with a playful smile.
"Fatty, you are indeed a European emperor! I was just talking about this, and now the Spider Queen I've been thinking about is here!
Look, isn't this the long black silk legs you want? Come here, hug this thing and kiss it!"
Hearing this, the painter who was still scared just now laughed out loud.
The Spider Queen was even more unhappy when she saw these humans pointing fingers at her, and she bared her teeth at them.
"Hiss, hiss——!"
On the other side.
Seeing this ugly body, 0888 suddenly remembered the scene of hugging this big spider and kissing it when he heard 0066's words, and then he was dumbfounded.
He then shuddered and waved his hands quickly.
"Stop talking, I regret it now... And this is not right, why didn't this guy turn into a human? This is not how it's drawn in games and animations, shouldn't it be like Iris with a curvy figure?!"
"Hiss..."
As the friction between the claws sharpened, 0888 shuddered again, cursing.
"I will never believe this again! If you want to talk about curvy figures, it has to be the Empress! Oh, yes, the Empress!"
At this point, 0888 reacted, put on a smile and came to 1365.
"Empress, you've been on a business trip, is there anything I can do for you?
(ಡωಡ)~"
1365 glanced at the other party, and then turned her attention to the two female allies.
"You came at the right time. The leader just came and asked us to clear all the ordinary spider corpses without spider silk on the island."
Hearing this, several people began to order their subordinates to go to the island with long objects such as sticks to help.
The three allies sat aside and started discussing again.
0888 asked with a depressed face: "I always feel that the empress seems to be a little indifferent to me. Why do you think that is?"
0066 directly retorted, "Because she is a normal person."
"Hey, are you polite?"
0888's eyes twitched, and then he sighed, "I am really surprised. Why has no one liked a big boy like me all this time?"
"Big boy?"
The two girls looked at 0888 at the same time: "How old are you now?"
"29."
"Fuck, you are almost 30 and you say you are a big boy?"
"I heard that a man who has been single for 30 years will become a magician. Why don't you bear it for a while?"
0888 didn't bother to pay attention to the ridicule of the two people, but just frowned to express his dissatisfaction.
At this point, 0066 felt a little embarrassed, and then suggested:
"By the way, actually from my point of view as a girl, I think if you really want to find a girlfriend..."
"0066 shut up, you are obviously a man."
"Fuck you, do you believe I will kill you?"
Seeing that the two were about to fight, the painter quickly tried to smooth things over.
"0888, don't be anxious, you might as well listen to what 66 has to say, maybe she has an idea?"
0888 pondered for a while, and didn't make a fuss anymore, but looked at the other party expectantly.
Feeling this kind of gaze, 0066 didn't care about the other party's previous sarcasm, and continued:
"Generally, girls like successful people, that is, high-quality men.
If you want to attract the attention of girls, you have to dress up at least. You also have to change your clothes, change the sweatshirt, and wear something more formal.
By the way, my hair needs to be done too. Your hair is too messy. Don't cover your eyes. You have to expose your forehead. And girls like fairer things. If you want to look fairer, you really can’t put on makeup or anything. "
"make up?"
0888 looked surprised, "I'm a grown man, what kind of makeup should I wear?"
Seeing the other party refuting himself, 0066 was unhappy.
"Hey, what are you saying, girls can put on makeup, but guys can't?
Your theory makes me tremble with anger and my hands and feet are cold! We men... No, when will you men stand up? ! "
What he said made sense. After 0888 clicked his tongue for a while, he felt that it made sense.
"Well...I probably understand what you mean, I'm going to prepare now!"
At the same time, he seemed to have thought of something and strode towards his room.
In the room, 0888 began to rummage through several large boxes.
Inside these boxes were some items that he had caught before but felt of no use.
After rummaging for a while, he took out a suit and a white shirt.
"The most formal clothes must be this thing..."
This was something he caught before, but he never wore it because it was too troublesome. Now it comes in handy.
After putting it on, 0888 found the belt made of minotaur skin before and tied it up for himself.
After finishing the clothing, he began to think about the other two key words mentioned by 0066.
The hair should not be messy and should be white...
Thinking about this, 0888 began to search again...