Let You Take over the Zoo, You Drive the Animals Crazy

Chapter 140

Chapter 140 Shock from Director Zanghu Sixth Update

While netizens were curious about why Teacher Xiaoliang came to Xihong Zoo, Teacher Xiaoliang himself had already visited the entire park accompanied by Yang Lin.

Of course, in addition to Yang Lin, there were also some other tourists accompanying him.

After all, it was not easy to see Director Zanghu in person, so he had to seize the opportunity.

Soon, the number of people accompanying him increased like a snowball.

For a moment, Teacher Xiaoliang couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Now it's good, he is watching the animals here, and other tourists are watching him next to him, so they don't interfere with each other.

Yang Lin on the side couldn't care less, anyway, they were all attracting tourists, and it didn't matter what they attracted.

"This is our gorilla park, and Shit Difu lives in it."

As soon as Yang Lin finished the introduction, Teacher Xiaoliang couldn't wait to walk to the cage of the gorilla park.

Seeing this scene, everyone in the audience held their breath instantly.

The tourists who were originally clinging to Teacher Xiaoliang even took a few steps back spontaneously.

Just when Teacher Xiaoliang didn't quite understand why everyone behaved like this, a black thing flew out of the cage.

Before Teacher Xiaoliang could react, the black thing hit Teacher Xiaoliang's chest.

The next second, the laughter of Shit Delivery Man came from the cage.

At the same time, the tourists on the side also laughed.

"Teacher Xiaoliang is a researcher, don't you usually go online?"

"How dare you approach the cage of the Shit Delivery Man casually?"

"I don't know whether to say he is lucky or unlucky. I have come here so many times and never encountered the Shit Delivery Man throwing poop. He encountered it as soon as he came, and he won the prize."

"I have to say that the Shit Delivery Man was very restrained this time. He didn't even have his face covered with poop. When I came here for the first time, I saw a person with his own eyes covered with poop."

"I finally know why Teacher Xiaoliang came to Xihong Zoo this time. It seems that he was not satisfied with only 59 points in the last exam, so he came to make up for his knowledge."

......

Just when the tourists were excited, Teacher Xiaoliang finally reacted.

Looking at the marks on his clothes, there was no anger on his face, but he looked more excited than the tourists.

In the eyes of the tourists, his expression was more or less perverted.

"If a normal chimpanzee throws feces at humans, it may be in a state of anger or anxiety, but this one is obviously not."

"It's amazing. It turns out that the personalities of animals are not static."

While talking, Teacher Xiaoliang excitedly interacted with Shit Delivery.

However, just when he thought that this was enough to subvert his cognition, the following animals also opened his eyes.

The male Siberian tiger with unstable family status, the macaque sitting there in a daze and meditating, and the gibbon performing difficult excretion in the air.

There are also big black bears walking around the park with their hands behind their backs like married men.

The little monkeys running around the park but polite, plus the red kangaroo lying on its side and eating carrots with an arrogant look.

Each animal is very different from his impression.

For a moment, he didn't know whether there was something wrong with the books he read at the beginning, or whether these animals in Xihong Zoo were not normal.

After finally seeing a group of fairly normal wild boars, before he could react, a black and white giant panda was sitting on a large rock in the open space next to the pigpen, holding a large pumpkin and chewing it.

The chic sitting posture and the delicious eating habits did not look like a pampered national treasure at all.

"Damn it, pandas are raised with pigs."

Just as he was about to leave the pigpen, the next second the giant panda Tuantuan found a walnut from nowhere.

Seeing this scene, Teacher Xiaoliang could not help but stop.

It is extremely rare for a giant panda to eat walnuts.

Just when he thought Tuantuan would bite the walnut open with his teeth, it suddenly stood up from the big rock.

At this time, he finally saw it clearly.

The rock that Tuantuan was sitting on was not a rock, but a tortoise the size of a washbasin.

After Tuantuan got off it, the tortoise was still ready to run away.

But before it took two steps, it was caught by Tuantuan.

The next second, Tuantuan raised the tortoise and smashed it hard at the walnut on the ground.

The hard walnut was smashed to pieces in an instant.

Seeing this scene, both Teacher Xiaoliang and the tourists were dumbfounded.

After a long time, this tortoise turned out to be Tuantuan's walnut cracking tool.

"This panda is so unruly!"

Just as Teacher Xiaoliang was sighing, Yang Lin immediately flipped into the pigpen.

"I was wondering why the old tortoise disappeared, it turned out to be here.

"You know how old it is, you use it to crack walnuts, you are really good."

"You don't have a basin of milk to drink today."

While scolding Tuantuan, Yang Lin quickly snatched the tortoise from its hand.

This tortoise, which has lived for one or two hundred years in nature, almost died.

After finally snatching the tortoise, Yang Lin took Teacher Xiaoliang to other parks soon.

Almost every time he passed a park, Teacher Xiaoliang couldn't help but sigh, as if he had never seen these animals before.

Until he came to the Leopard Park, he stopped and stared at the two little caracals in the park.

"Director Yang, these two little guys are rare animals. I didn't expect that you can raise them here."

"The last time I saw caracals was when I was investigating in the northwest."

"This kind of small animal is quite interesting. It is small and cute. It can live well in the wild, but it is difficult to raise them artificially."

"Breeding is also a big problem. Each mating can only last about four seconds, and the fertilization rate is extremely low. I hope they can flourish here."

As he said, he began to tease the two little guys.

He didn't notice the strange looks of Yang Lin and the tourists beside him.

"Damn, is this something we can listen to for free?"

"That's right, I'm still a child, why do I have to hear such explosive news."

"I'm dying of laughter, four seconds, how can it be so short."

"Wasn't it over in the blink of an eye?"

"Oh my god, I'm dirty."

"If I remember correctly, these two little guys are a male and a female, it's hard to imagine what they will look like when they grow up."

"What are you thinking about, it's over before you even notice it."

"Cold knowledge, really cold knowledge, too cold."

"So why is it called Qiuqiu, just call it Manul Four Seconds."

"No, I have to let more people know about this and let more people laugh at it."

"Qiuqiu: I never thought that my lifelong reputation would be ruined by a Tibetan fox."

"So the natural enemy of the manul is the Tibetan fox, did you remember that?"

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