Chapter 245
Seeing Obito's reaction, Bai Zetsu suddenly moved his face towards him.
"Speaking of which, when you were sleeping and dreamed of shouting 'Lin Linlin', did you want to go outside to pick up bells?"
Bai Zetsu asked Uchiha Obito with a curious look on his face.
Hearing this, Uchiha Obito's face turned red. Just as he was about to open his mouth to defend, another White Zetsu also spoke.
"Yeah, occasionally it's mixed with "Idiot Kakashi Idiot Kakashi Idiot Kakashi" and so on, and by the way, there's also the green-skinned Kappa not allowed to get close to Lin and so on."
"Yes, I have shouted like this occasionally. What does it mean?"
"What are the idiot Kakashi and the green-skinned kappa he talks about?"
"I don't know, just ask him directly."
The two White Zetsus were chatting to each other while Obito was in embarrassment trying to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. At this time, Uchiha Obito's face was covered with dense beads of sweat.
"Um~ can I ask a question?"
Just as Obito was thinking about how to shut up the two guys in front of him, one of them, Bai Zetsu, raised his hand.
"Huh? You ask."
Uchiha Obito was stunned when he saw Bai Zetsu's serious face and then spoke.
"Feeling~ I mean, the feeling of wanting to defecate. What does that feel like? Can you give me an analogy?"
Hearing this, Obito had already prepared some gorgeous words to introduce Lin to the two White Zetsus and some rubbish words to introduce Kakashi and Gai, and his defenses were immediately broken.
"Are you sick? Why do you have to worry about poop? Shouldn't you be asking me what idiot Kakashi and green-skinned kappa are?"
"As for getting so angry? How about we wait until you answer our questions before we ask you what idiot Kakashi and green-skinned kappa are."
Seeing that Bai Zetsu was still obsessed with defecating, Uchiha Obito immediately pointed at the spiral-headed Bai Zetsu with only one eye and spoke with an unhappy look on his face.
"You have a weird ring-shaped head. You can't poop and you still look like a poop. I hate you! And why are you two the only ones here today? Where are the other white guys?"
"I went outside to collect intelligence. Madara-sama needs to know what is going on outside."
As soon as he said this, Obito immediately went to grab Bai Zetsu's shoulders with excitement on his face.
"What? Are you talking about going outside? Didn't you say you can't go out here and it's blocked by huge rocks? Why can you still go out? Is there any exclusive secret passage? Tell me quickly!"
"What kind of secret passage? I don't know. It's because we can move inside the soil to get out."
Bai Zetsu shook his head and performed a wave of sinking into the ground for Obito on the spot.
Seeing this scene, Uchiha Obito was immediately discouraged and looked disappointed.
"What... He saved me inexplicably and then said so many incomprehensible things to me. After that, he ran off to sleep and ignored me. Instead, he let this sick puppet keep staring at me. Hold me..."
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told you about poop. I forgot that you humans are disgusting with these things."
Seeing that Obito was really angry, Bai Zetsu immediately gave Obito a very funny salute and apologized to him.
"That's not what I'm referring to at all! It's what the old man named Madara said, about cutting off the causal relationship. It's simply inexplicable!"
Uchiha Obito roared angrily. He had had enough of staying in this dark underground. He missed Lin, Kakashi, and everything about Konoha.
"So that's how it is. There's no other way. Madara-sama is too old-fashioned. He doesn't know how to communicate with children. As for the cutting off of cause and effect as Madara-sama said.
To put it simply, it means abandoning all the troubles in the real world and escaping into a happy dream. "
Seeing that Obito was not angry because of his own problems, Bai Zetsu immediately gave a thumbs up, and then explained to Obito the meaning of Uchiha Madara's words.
"Dream?"
Uchiha Obito looked confused, what does cutting off the cause and effect have to do with dreams? Is that why he sleeps every day?
"Yes, dreams, because they are beautiful dreams, so everything can come true in dreams, you can do whatever you want, even the dead can be resurrected.
In other words, as long as the entire ninja world is covered with illusions, a huge dream world can be created, and then everyone can enter that world.
In this way, the ninja world will usher in peace, and there will no longer be death and sacrifice, nor will there be any pain and sadness.
But Madara-sama’s idea is more like forcing everyone to enter that dream world together, and for a lifetime. "
Listening to Bai Zetsu's explanation bit by bit, the expression on Uchiha Obito's face was fixed. The outrageousness of this idea made Uchiha Obito stunned for a moment.
"Use genjutsu? Or use the kind of genjutsu that can cover the entire ninja world? It's extremely stupid. Let's not say that there is no such terrifying genjutsu at all. Even if there is, I can't understand living in a dream or something!"
Uchiha Obito glanced at the position of the stone chair where Uchiha Madara was sleeping, and he suddenly felt that his idea that the old man was a crazy Uchiha was correct.
"No, Madara-sama is very strong. Madara-sama can use such genjutsu. With such a powerful power, Madara-sama can do anything.
But now Madara-sama is too weak, especially after he had a fight with the human called Beixuan you know with special data, Madara-sama fell into a deep sleep from time to time.
So now Madara-sama needs to make a lot of preparations to realize that great plan. ”
Joining Obito's disbelief, White Zetsu began to explain to Obito how powerful Uchiha Madara was with his hands and feet.
"Really? With his old body, how could he fight with Beixuan-sama? He must have been seriously injured by Beixuan-sama's move, so he sleeps every day.
It is estimated that he can survive because Beixuan-sama is soft-hearted and does not want to attack the old man. How powerful Beixuan-sama is cannot be understood by a creature like you who looks messy. "
When Uchiha Obito heard White Zetsu say that Uchiha Madara was sleeping every day because he had a fight with Bei Xuan, he immediately believed that White Zetsu was bragging again.
He knew how powerful Bei Xuan was. Even his teacher said that he was no match for Lord Bei Xuan. It was ridiculous for such an old man to say that he had fought with Lord Bei Xuan.
"I don't care about your nonsense. I must go out and return to Lin, but before that I must restore this body to the point where I can move freely. ”
Uchiha Obito was too lazy to deal with the two boastful White Zetsu in front of him, so he picked up the dumbbells in his hand and started rehabilitation exercises.
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