Chapter 345

She has a delicate face and looks fragile, as if she would cry for a long time if she got punched.

"Don't worry, it's absolutely fine." The Witch of the Deep Eyes explained her great idea: "After meeting Li Cheng, I told him that I am actually a man, but I have a cross-dressing fetish, so I disguised myself as a woman!"

"I recovered from my illness recently, so I turned back into a boy."

"Your husband is a normal man and he definitely doesn't like boys."

"In this way, I won't destroy the relationship between you!"

Liuli: "..."

Although I can't tell what's strange, I always feel that something is strange.

"Don't worry, I have such a clever plan, we don't have to worry about the future!" The Witch of the Deep Eyes became more and more confident as she spoke.

Hahaha, I can come up with such a clever plan!

I really have the potential to become the wisest general in the world!

"Then... OK." Liuli patted her shoulder: "Anyway, be careful along the way and wait for you to come back."

"Okay." The Witch of the Deep Eyes nodded, and despised Liuli 10086 times in her heart.

Heh, if you think I want to steal your husband, you'll kill me and make me a Fiji.

Now that the danger is over, let me be careful along the way.

Heh, a fickle woman.

However, this is normal...

If it were me, I wouldn't be much better.

She patted her face again and opened the portal to the abyss.

"Then, stick to the bottom line, stick to the bottom line, and never fall in love with Li Cheng...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"He's your bestie's husband!"

"Yuan Ye, you have to hold on!"

Thinking of this, the Abyss Eye Witch stepped forward and walked into the portal.

Behind the door, Liuli stared at her back and slowly disappeared, always feeling that she was about to be robbed.

"It shouldn't be, I can still trust her character."

"Yeah."

...

After a dizzy feeling, the Abyss Eye Witch appeared in the treasure house of the angry father god.

"Stick to the bottom line, stick to the bottom line, I can do it, I can do it."

Muttering to herself, she opened her eyes, and Li Cheng's handsome face came into her sight.

"Hiss..."

The Deep Eyes Witch took a breath and her cheeks turned red.

Damn, he's so handsome...

No, what are you thinking about!

Yuan Ye! You can't do this, you can't do this, this is your best friend's husband!

She shook her head like a rattle.

"Hehe, what kind of operation is this heaven-defying thing going to do this time?" Lilith Cat floated to Li Cheng and licked her paws.

Li Cheng, who was opposite, was also amused when he saw her dress.

Last time she dressed up as Hughes Dahl, this time she dressed up as another man.

Why does this Deep Eyes Witch like to attack in the posture of a boy so much?

Moreover, her face is as red as a bubble teapot. Is she thinking about something dirty?

Li Cheng pretended to be in a state of emergency: "Hey, who are you, where is the Witch of the Deep Eyes?"

"Ah! Ahem." Yuan Ye coughed and suppressed his embarrassment: "Li Cheng, I am the Witch of the Deep Eyes, your wife's best friend!"

"Then why do you pretend to be a man?" Li Cheng frowned.

"Hehe, actually I am not pretending to be a man, but I am a man!" The Witch of the Deep Eyes began her great performance.

She put her hands on her waist, full of confidence: "I used to have a cross-dressing fetish, always liked to pretend to be a woman! But now, as I grow older, I have overcome this quirk and attack with my true appearance!"

"As you can see, this is my true self!"

I believe your big head ghost... Li Cheng's mouth twitched: "Uh, you mean, you are a man?"

The Deep Eyes Witch nodded: "Yes."

Li Cheng puzzled: "Then why do you call yourself a witch?"

The Deep Eyes Witch was stunned, bad, I forgot about this...

But this Zhangyu Witch is a heaven-defying thing after all. She rolled her eyes and snorted: "Li Cheng, this is what you are wrong about."

"Who stipulates that witches must be women? Why do you assume the gender of witches?"

"I, the Deep Eyes Witch, am a male witch!"

As Yuan Ye said, he recalled what his mother had said to him.

She said that Dad was a male witch, and a very powerful one.

Mom would not lie, so male witches must exist!

Li Cheng: "..."

He was just having fun and wanted to tease the witch, but when he heard the words "male witch", he got angry.

Bad memories came to his mind.

He narrowed his eyes: "Hehe, little brother of the Abyss Eye Witch, is your last name Wang?"

"I'm not a little brother. Calculating the age, I can be your brother at least!" The Abyss Eye Witch stood with her hands behind her back: "Besides, my last name is not Wang! Why do you say my last name is Wang?"

"Hehe, you are a man, but you usually disguise yourself as a woman, hide by my wife's side, and become her best friend..."

Li Cheng walked towards her slowly, releasing murderous aura as he walked: "You said your last name is not Wang, who would believe it?!"

Fuck, I forgot about this!

The Abyss Eye Witch was sweating profusely.

It's over, it's over, I can't clear myself now...

Fuck, you two, how can your brain circuits be so crazy! You really don't leave a way for a normal person like me to survive!

The Abyss Eye Witch was so nervous that her little toe curled up.

She knew that if this matter was not handled well, it would not be her and Liuli who would have a problem.

It would be Liuli and Li Cheng.

No, they must not be ruined!

At the critical moment, Yuan Ye was quick-witted and his eyes rolled again: "Li Cheng, you don't know this. In fact, in addition to my transvestite fetish and my love for pretending to be a woman, I also have another unknown fetish!"

"What fetish?" Li Cheng was puzzled.

"In fact... I'm still a Nantong!" The Witch of Yuan Eyes confidently put her hands on her hips.

"Puff..." Lilith, who was eating melons on the side, sprayed out a mouthful of water.

What the hell?

Are you also the Angry Father God?

The Abyss Eye Witch, on the other hand, became more and more excited as she spoke: "Yes, although I am a male witch, I have a cross-dressing fetish and am a lesbian, so I usually like to wear women's clothes and date boys. I know that this is not accepted by common sense. That, Li Cheng..."

"You won't look down on me, right?"

"It's against the will of heaven, it's really against the will of heaven." Lilith Cat wiped her mouth, picked up the black tea with her paws, and took a sip.

Heh, now I am immune to all poisons, and I will never be killed by these against the will of heaven again!

"Oh, that's why~ Don't worry, I don't discriminate against sex. Even if your gender is armed with flames, I will respect it." Li Cheng nodded, and then changed the subject, wondering:

"Do you usually pee standing up or squatting?"

"Puff puff..." Lilith Cat spit out another mouthful of water.

No, buddy, how did you come up with such a against-the-will question!

Is your brain circuit really the brain circuit of a normal person?

What the hell did I summon out!

"Ah? You, you, your question is quite sharp..." The demon girl with deep eyes was about to explode.

She had never been asked such a question in her life.

Her face turned red, she hesitated, and couldn't speak.

"What's wrong, brother, why don't you speak?" Li Cheng raised his eyebrows and hugged her shoulders: "Could it be that you are lying to me?"

"I, how could I lie to you!" Being hugged by the shoulders, Yuan Ye felt numb all over as if he was electrocuted: "I, I am telling the truth 100%!"

"So are you squatting or standing?"

"I, I..." The demon girl with deep eyes felt that she was in a contradiction.

If she said squatting, it would prove that she was a woman, and in that case, she would be sorry for Liuli.

But if she said standing, it would mean that he was a real man, and in that case, Li Cheng would be suspicious and suspect that he was Lao Wang next door.

Damn, I can't do this question, I can't do it! ! !

"Speak up!"

"I, I..."

"Hurry up, why are you so nagging?"

"I am, I am, I am..." The Witch of the Deep Eyes took a deep breath and gave up on herself: "I am half squatting, Li Cheng! Half squatting!"

"Fuck, awesome!" Li Cheng immediately gave a thumbs up, and then took out a bowl from somewhere: "Prove it to me!"

Yuan Ye:?

Next dime, she:

No, buddy, what did you say?

You want me to prove it to you?

Prove what?

Prove that I was half squatting to pee?

You, you, you...

Don't go too far!

You can't be like this!

"Hurry up, prove it to me! I want to see if you are Lao Wang next door!" Li Cheng snorted and held Yuan Ye's shoulders tightly.

And Yuan Ye was also weak all over, his feet were weak, and he felt bad all over.

Listening to the urging in her ears, she only felt that the thing called moral integrity was getting farther and farther away from her.

Looking at the shiny bowl, she had no idea where to start.

If she gave up at this moment, all her efforts would be in vain.

If she continued at this moment, there would be nothing in this world worth her lingering.

At this moment, the Abyss Eye Witch remembered the novel she had read in the Sunshine Newspaper a day ago.

The name of the novel was "About the Love Story of an Unpromising Master and an Overly Promising Apprentice".