Chapter 155: "Hand in Hand" Sweeps the Comedy World
Cheng Huanhuan nodded, "Well, it's a bit like a car crash."
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"The New Year is not out of the first lunar month. I wish you all a happy old age!"
The audience burst into applause, most of them cheering for it. This kind of joke is already too outdated. Everyone has seen it many times on the Internet.
Mao Feifei is best at using this kind of bad Internet memes, so it looks very embarrassing.
In their show this time, a man and a woman did not know each other. There was a little friction while riding in the elevator, and they ended up being trapped in the elevator. The two bickered with each other, and then comforted each other, and finally a spark of love sparked.
Generally speaking, the program is relatively complete, and many of the baggage are good. This character is more in line with Chen Ya's image and is considered qualified.
The two of them also interacted with Lin Chudong a few words on the stage, but there was no eye contact between the two of them, and it was more like they were reading from the script.
Liang Yin said, "Da Fei, it's really unfair that you have to talk to him."
Lin Chudong said, "I can't help it. As a host, I can't ignore him."
The two of them had such big conflicts before, but now they still have to laugh and chat, which is difficult for artists sometimes.
After Mao Feifei left the stage, a crosstalk actor came on and gave a traditional crosstalk. There weren't many laughs, but there were two passages that were pretty good.
In everyone's perception, cross talk is just like this, tell a few small jokes, and then come to a section to announce the name of the dish or something, and that's the end.
Although the performance of the show was average, out of respect for the performance form of cross talk, a lot of applause was given.
The comedian who appeared next was a comedian from film and television dramas named Ding Ji. He was very famous, but the show was average in effect, with too little baggage and too much foreshadowing.
After all, the performance styles are different, so the effect is average.
Jia Lu said, "I guess he will be eliminated, right?"
Lin Chudong nodded.
It was originally expected that Mao Feifei would be eliminated, but he overestimated other comedians. Ding Ji, including the previous two comedians, had too little baggage.
Although Mao Feifei is also average, compared with the two of them, she is pretty good.
Finally, it was Lin Chudong's appearance.
The audience's expectations have been raised to the highest level, and they are waiting to see if Da Fei will appear and whether there will be another skit of the level of "Working Adventures".
Lin Chudong changed out of his suit and put on an ordinary vest. He carried several pairs of shoes on his back and was pulled by Cheng Huanhuan all the way to the stage.
Subtitles also appeared on the TV at the same time.
"Hand in Hand"
Screenwriter: Da Fei
Performance: Da Fei, Cheng Huanhuan.
"It was written and acted by Da Fei again. Da Fei's creative ability is too strong."
"The products produced by Dafei must be high-quality. I have very high expectations for Dafei now. If I don't win the first place, I will scold you."
"Don't be too demanding. This time there is no Teacher Zhao, only Da Fei and an unknown female host. The effect may not be very good."
"This woman is quite beautiful, but she can't act in comedy if she's too beautiful. Is this an unwritten rule in the comedy industry?"
"Da Fei's partner must be a beautiful woman. He likes beautiful women. Grandmaster's reputation is not in vain."
"It's started, it's started, everyone be quiet!"
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Cheng Huanhuan pulled Da Fei all the way to the stage. There was only a park bench on the stage, and the scenery was in the park.
Cheng Huanhuan said angrily while holding a pair of high heels in her hand.
"Look at these shoes, they fell off after walking only a hundred meters, please return them immediately!"
Lin Chudong said with several pairs of high heels hanging on ropes around his neck.
"It's impossible. According to our quality tracking, heel loss is usually around 110 meters."
The audience burst into laughter, and Da Fei’s first baggage immediately came out.
Cheng Huanhuan was extremely nervous at first, but as soon as she heard the laughter of the audience, she relaxed.
In fact, this baggage is not particularly strong, it is just an opening baggage. Lin Chudong has already reminded her that if there is no laughter or applause from the audience, just go to the next section and don't stop, so as not to be left in the cold.
But fortunately, the previous program was too cold. As soon as Da Fei appeared, everyone naturally thought of the scene about the palace jade liquor, and couldn't help but want to laugh. The first baggage sounded unexpectedly.
Seeing the tough attitude of Lin Chudong, a profiteer, Cheng Huanhuan had no choice but to apologize.
"Isn't it okay that I was wrong? I had a bad attitude and I apologize to you!"
Only then was Lin Chudong satisfied, "That's right. You have to be kind when doing things. Don't you agree, eldest sister?"
Cheng Huanhuan immediately stared, "Who do you call eldest sister? You look at your wrinkled face and you still call me eldest sister!"
The second baggage rang again, and the audience laughed. Mainly because Cheng Huanhuan's performance was quite spot on, and her expressions were very expressive. Coupled with Da Fei's unscrupulous dress, this caused laughter.
Liang Yin said, "Cheng Huanhuan's performance is very good. She has a talent for comedy."
Lin Chudong nodded, "Well, if it weren't for the fact that she is an iron rice bowl, I would have signed her."
Liang Yin shrugged, Da Fei really dared to think about it, the CCTV host also wanted to recruit him, how would he be treated?
"Haha, who is this female host? She is beautiful and speaks funny. I love her."
"I checked and found out that she is a female host from CCTV. She has not appeared on many programs. She is definitely a talent."
"This is a famous speaker in our magical city. Everyone in our magical city knows her. Sister Huan actually has the talent to act in sketches. It's so awesome!"
"This is the president of our Burial Love Family. You mortals should kneel down and worship!"
"Bury the love family yyds!"
"What kind of organization is the Burial Love Family? Where did it come from?"
"You haven't played "Audition", have you?"
"..."
On the stage, Lin Chudong and Cheng Huanhuan sat on the bench, and Da Fei took out a tube of glue.
"When we sell shoes, we need a tube of glue. This is imported glue..."
Cheng Huanhuan said, "You have too little glue, please give me a little more glue."
"No, this is imported glue..."
The two pulled together and held hands together.
Suddenly, Cheng Huanhuan exclaimed, "What are you doing? Let go! I called someone!"
The two stood up and pulled each other, but they couldn't pull each other apart.
Lin Chudong said, "Don't move! You know it's stuck?"
Immediately, the audience started booing and used glue to glue the hands of the man and woman together. This was really a joy to see.
"No, no, no, I can't pull it open. This glue will bind the big name for ten thousand years, but the little name can't be torn apart. The more I pull it, the tighter it gets!"
Cheng Huanhuan said with a cry, "What should I do? How can I get home!"
Lin Chudong said,
"Isn't that right? It doesn't matter that you drag your family with you wherever you go!"
Although the two were holding hands, they still faced each other tit for tat.
Cheng Huanhuan pointed at him and said, "What are you talking about! Behave yourself! My hands are glued to yours, but you can't have any thoughts in your heart, you know?"
"That is to say, objectively there is nothing I can do to stick with you, and subjectively you cannot have any ideological activities!"
Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter. Cheng Huanhuan's performance was so lifelike and the baggage was just right, making people laugh.
Liang Yin and others in the hotel were all laughing. They didn't expect Cheng Huanhuan to have such a talent. He was able to throw away a few baggage very skillfully, and his little woman's posture was very good.
Wang Zhi said, "Brother Fei, why are you directing sketches and all the burden is on others?"
Previously, Brother Fei directed "Working Adventures" and the whole burden was on Teacher Zhao. This is quite reasonable. After all, Teacher Zhao is the mainstay and everyone is following her.
This time between Da Fei and Cheng Huanhuan, Da Fei is obviously more famous, but in the end the burden falls on Cheng Huanhuan, which is a bit puzzling.
Obviously you can write a screenplay, why don't you put more burden on yourself?
Lin Chudong said, "The opportunity is not ripe yet, so let's make others successful first!"
"Besides, I have a lot of baggage with this show."
Lin Chudong still needs to hone his acting skills before he dares to challenge more difficult works.
The two of them were going back and forth on the stage, making jokes all the time.
"When can this be opened?" Cheng Huanhuan almost cried.
Lin Chudong said, "It can't be opened. As time goes by, once the blood lines are connected, they may grow together. You have to be mentally prepared for a long time."
Cheng Huanhuan said, "You should think of a way!"
"I can't help it. My fingers were stuck together two days ago and were cut with a knife. There are still scars on them now. Can you take a look?"
Cheng Huanhuan immediately started crying, "What can we do..."
While crying, he wiped his nose with Lin Chudong's arm. Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter again.
This point of laughter directly set off the audience. If two people stick their hands together, a lot of ridiculous things will definitely happen, but this one uses Da Fei's arm to wipe his own nose, which is unexpected, and the baggage effect is excellent.
Lin Chudong wiped it quickly, "What are you doing! Leave your own hands alone, what are you doing with these public hands... Don't cry, why are you crying."
The two of them returned to the bench and sat down. Lin Chudong said, "If that doesn't work, go to the hospital. At this point, I have no choice but to go under the knife. Don't worry, I will cut you off. I guarantee that you will still be a perfect person, okay?"
Cheng Huanhuan looked aggrieved, "Didn't I become three hands?"
"I lied to you about a pair of shoes and gave you a hand as punishment. Let's go."
Cheng Huanhuan took his hand and said in a coquettish manner, "Oh, brother, it's our first time meeting you. How could I ask for such a precious gift from you?"
The audience burst into laughter again.
"This skit is really awesome. I'm going to have cramps from laughing. There are too many laughs."
"I am a fan of the goddess of joy. She is so powerful. A new generation of sketch queens was born!"
"When can I stick my hands with such a beautiful goddess?"
"As expected of our president, the Buried Love Family supports Sister Huan!"
"This show is similar to Mao Feifei's show, where a man and a woman are trapped together, but compared to Cheng Huanhuan, Chen Ya is too bad."
"That is, whether it is appearance or acting skills, there is no comparison."
"Da Fei is also much stronger than Mao Feifei. He is also called Fei. The gap is really huge."
"No wonder he was replaced at the Lantern Festival Gala. Mao Feifei just can't do it. Da Fei is awesome!"
"After sweeping the music world and the comedy world, I am soaring and invincible."
"..."
Cheng Huanhuan suddenly took Deng Siqing's hand and said, "Da Fei and I have been holding hands a lot these past two days. I guess the total time holding hands is longer than the two of you. Are you jealous?"
Deng Siqing rolled his eyes and said, "Stop talking nonsense. If you mess with me again, Da Fei won't take you with me next time."
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was just joking, look at the way you can't afford it."
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The two sat on the bench and discussed patiently.
Cheng Huanhuan said, "Brother, it's easy to cut off this hand, but how will you live in the future? How will you explain to your family?"
Lin Chudong said, "I haven't started a family yet, I'm mainly afraid of getting you into trouble..."
Cheng Huanhuan looked shy, "Brother, I'm single too."
Suddenly, Cheng Huanhuan stood up excitedly, shook hands with Lin Chudong, and started to greet each other.
"Brother, it's been a long time since we last met..."
After greeting for a few seconds, he rolled his eyes and said.
"Don't get me wrong, an acquaintance just passed by."
Along with the applause and laughter of the audience, the performance of the two also entered a white-hot state.
Sit down and complain about the quality problems of these products together.
As they chatted, Lin Chudong gestured with his hands, and then put them back.
And Cheng Huanhuan also stood up and talked freely, and after he finished speaking, he held his hands together again.
Although there was no burden in what he said, this state immediately caused laughter from the audience.
"Haha, Dafei's eyes are amazing. He knew that his hands were separated, but he put them back together."
"It's reasonable to create sparks. If I hold hands with a beautiful woman for a day, maybe I can create sparks."
"You don't have that level. Dafei is the ancestor of old perverts. Can you compare with him?"
"This comedy effect is really great. Even if there is no gag, I grinned and laughed silly."
"This is a high-level comedy. Look at those gags copied from the Internet by Mao Feifei. They are more embarrassing than each other. The male and female protagonists throw jokes at each other. Compared with Dafei, they are too low-level."
"Why is everyone talking about Mao Feifei this time? Is no one cyberbullying Shen Jianbin?"
"Haha..."
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"Sister, I have two movie tickets. Do you think you can go?"
The two of them felt a little like each other, and the atmosphere immediately became ambiguous.
Cheng Huanhuan was embarrassed, "I have to go whether I can or not."
Lin Chudong touched his pocket and suddenly let go. He found that the glue was ineffective and quickly pressed his hand back.
Cheng Huanhuan's face changed drastically, "Brother, what are you doing? Your hand has come down, why are you still touching it!"
Lin Chudong cried, "What kind of broken glue is this? It stuck when it shouldn't have stuck, and it loosened when it should have stuck!"
The skit ended, and the two held hands to bow out.
Thunderous applause and cheers rang out from the audience.
It really makes sense to let Dafei be the last show. This show is too strong. The previous shows are simply not on the same level as this one.
Both the script and the performance are impeccable.
Cheng Huanhuan's performance is really outstanding. This time, not only Dafei will be popular, but this sister Huan will also be popular!
Standing on the stage, the applause lasted for a long time.
Da Fei's performance really surprised them. He was so overwhelming even when competing with professional comedians.
Da Fei is going to sweep the comedy world!