Chapter 1988 I Answer Questions
Telling the truth after drinking is absolutely true!
Captain Zhao has done it all!
Ouch!
The wolf cubs howled with excitement.
Look at Captain Zhao. Although he can't even say a word with a stick, he is as boring as a piece of wood.
That wood is also from the sycamore tree, and it can attract golden phoenixes!
Zhao Long usually has a very stern mouth, but this time when they get the chance, these guys have no intention of letting him go easily.
Toast without answering the question.
The problem is that these guys have learned badly from Xu Shilan!
Drinking wine has been changed to a bowl!
Zhao Long looked at the large bowl of wine that was about to overflow and was immediately frightened.
"I'll answer the question!" (Master Bird raised his eyebrows: Are you sure?)
Anyway, there won’t be any missing pieces of meat, and at worst it will make them laugh for a few days!
The body is the capital of revolution.
Zhao Long's choice played into the hands of these wolf cubs, and they were all filled with bad intentions waiting for him.
"Captain Zhao, where did you get your sister-in-law...?"
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Zhao Long rubbed his temples. That place was his first time with Luo Fang, and he would forget it for the rest of his life!
"Probably a thatched hut!"
Damn it! ! !
I wipe it! !
I'm not convinced! ! !
Everyone was so shocked by Zhao Long's answer that they almost overturned the table.
What kind of situation is this? Luo Fang was taken away from a thatched hut!
"Awesome! What do you mean roughly? Captain Zhao, are you not sure whether it is a thatched house?"
"Captain Zhao, isn't it a thatched house? Is it a shack in the field?"
"Nonsense, even though it's all in the dark, you can still tell the difference between a thatched house and a shack!"
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"Okay, okay, next question. How many times have you had... in total?"
After asking, these wolf cubs almost burst out laughing.
Some hit the bowl with chopsticks, some banged the table directly, and some simply hugged the person next to them and kissed them!
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Who asked Captain Zhao to choose to answer the question? Don't blame them for asking in-depth questions!
Seeing these bastards gloating about their misfortune, Zhao Long gritted his teeth.
You're trying to mess with him on purpose, right?
"Speak quickly, Commander Zhao, don't say you don't remember?"
"Hey, that's true. When Captain Zhao couldn't sleep at night, he was counting every day. How could he not remember?"
"So you can't count them?"
Zhao Long stretched out his hands to cover his face.
Damn it, he really can’t remember clearly.
In my memory, it was the first time in the thatched house, then once in his dormitory, and then again, he... I really don’t remember it!
Zhao Long thought for a while and stretched out five fingers.
"What, fifty times? 6666!"
Zhao Long pursed his lips shyly, "Five times!"
Ouch!
These wolf cubs started screaming again!
"Captain Zhao, you are wrong. You and your sister-in-law have been well for a year, right? Why only five times?"
"That's right, fifty times is not too many!"
"You only did this five times. Didn't my sister-in-law get angry with you?"
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Zhao Long regretted it to death now. If he had known that these bullies could tease people, but if he had known that they could tease people like this, he would have to drink even if he died!
Finally, a battalion commander came over to relieve the siege.
"Okay, let's drink for a while and then break up. We have to brave the train tomorrow and don't make too much noise. Over to the female soldiers, everyone can go over and toast. My sister-in-law just said that we won't be allowed to drink more, just one drink!"
When the battalion commander said this, the soldiers ignored Zhao Long and went to the female soldiers to toast!
The female soldiers' side was instantly overcrowded.
Su Mian doesn't know how to drink, so she has even run out of boiled water.
"Sister-in-law, I'm going to get you some water. Just wait!" The battalion commander took Su Mian's water cup and went out.
He came back in two minutes and said, "Sister-in-law, here it is, the waiter just poured it, it's still warm!"