Chapter 1382 Sleeping on the Side

"Purple sweet potato, green banana, cut!" Jiang Hao stretched out his middle finger in the air.

Thanos was furious at Jiang Hao's provocation and roared in Jiang Hao's mind: "Believe it or not, I will annihilate your body right now. Don't think that you can't kill you because you have the ability to recover. Killing you is like crushing an ant." "

Jiang Hao was full of disdain: "Kill me if you can. I have wanted to die for a long time. After I die, I can be with death forever. You don't know how much she loves me. We are together, and we have sex every day." There are endless tricks, I’m afraid you won’t be able to reach my level even if you take six Viagra pills.”

Thanos sneered: "You are just an ant. Death is just for fun. You are as ugly as a peach. Don't be too sentimental."

Jiang Hao hehe: "Do you think death will take a fancy to you? Look at your big chin, it's like a shovel. The more you look at it, the more you look like a donkey."

"What a lovely color you are, like a purple sweet potato, but with a green top."

"You are as ugly as a rag, and you really don't want to talk to someone like me who is as handsome as a towel!"

"She showed me your love letter to death. It was really rubbish. I guess you copied words from tens of thousands of years ago. If you still want to pursue a girl at that level, just dream."

This is so heartbreaking!

When it comes to swearing, Thanos is really no match for Jiang Hao.

He is a guy who has memorized all the curse words. If he doesn't use curse words, he can hurt you to death.

Thanos was furious with Jiang Hao, but at this moment, there was nothing he could do to Jiang Hao. Now he could only believe in one thing, death was just a novelty, he would get rid of Deadpool just for fun, and he would still favor him in the end.

"Sooner or later, I will annihilate even your soul. By then, I believe you will shut up this stinky mouth."

Thanos' consciousness disappeared from Jiang Hao's mind and he left cursing.

Thanos does not yet have the strength to completely eliminate Jiang Hao's soul. After all living things die, they are all managed by death. He must have the power to transcend death to be able to accomplish this goal.

certainly,

At that time, it still depends on whether the system agrees or not.

Jiang Hao has the ultimate life-saving means of "the second life in the mission world", so he dares to be so reckless, the hard steel Thanos.

Thanos was bullied by an ant-like guy but couldn't do anything about it, which made him feel very uncomfortable.

"I want Death to pay attention to me. Whatever she likes most, I will give it to him, even if it means destroying half of the creatures in the universe!"

"I want to become stronger, what can increase my strength?"

Thanos suddenly remembered a legend he had inadvertently seen in the books of the Titans. If you collect six infinity stones, you will have power beyond the gods.

"Click!"

Thanos clenched his fist fiercely, "I will collect the six gems and gain infinite power. I will definitely be able to take back death."

From this moment on, Purple Sweet Potato embarks on the endless road of Thanos.

In the Avengers movie, it is said that Thanos wiped out half of all living things for the sake of resources and the environment. This explanation is really ridiculous. Could it be that Thanos is a super environmental protection maniac, who went through all kinds of troubles to obtain the infinite stones, and did not hesitate to launch a cosmic war, just for the sake of environmental protection.

Jiang Hao touched the dog's head and said, "Okay, we should go back."

"Wangwang!" the dog barked happily at Jiang Hao.

Jiang Hao took out the aircraft and took it with him, picked up the dog, and flew all the way to Seattle. He was too tired to fly back to New York. It would take several hours, so he might as well take a plane.

Jiang Hao was not in a hurry. He and Gouzi spent two days in Seattle. When they saw any good things, they bought them. Just like that, they returned to the academy three days later.

When Jiang Hao's motorcycle drove to the college, when the students saw Jiang Hao, many people cheered and gathered around.

"Hi~ Deadpool is back."

"Just knowing he's going to come back to life, it's awesome."

"Deadpool, it's great to see you. I really thank you for what happened that day. Thank you for saving me."

Jiang Hao saved the students before, and then ran to save the professor. His deeds have now spread throughout the college. He has become a hero in the hearts of many people, instead of the guy who always loved to fool around and was looking for death.

Smiling and waving to the students, Jiang Hao walked into the building.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lingdie standing in the lobby, looking at him with a smile, "Hey beauty, are you waiting for me?"

"Yes, the professor invites you to come over, in his office." Lingdie said.

Lingdie turned around and led the way. Jiang Hao looked at Lingdie's back. He had to say that this girl's figure was really perfect. Her waist and hips swayed slightly. Professional models were different. She walked so attractively.

Brush~!

Lingdie turned around and looked at Jiang Hao's eyes that were staring at her.

"Don't you know that I have telepathy? Looking at me so nakedly, I can clearly pick up the dirty thoughts in your mind." Lingdie said.

"Ahem, by the way, actually before I went to rescue the professor, I built the spirit gathering array for you and gave it to you later," Jiang Hao said.

Psylocke turned around.

When turning around, Jiang Hao saw a smile on Lingdie's side face.

When I saw Professor

"Wade, thank you so much this time. You saved me and the students." The professor smiled.

"How is Stryker?" Jiang Hao asked.

"Stryker is dead, but the organization behind him still exists. The situation is very complicated. There are military, government officials, big financial groups, and some conspirators involved. Their purpose is terrible." The professor said in a deep voice.

Jiang Hao pondered for a while and asked, "Professor, if either Stryker or Magneto succeeds, what do you think the world will be like?"

The professor was stunned.

Stryker wants to eliminate all mutants. His ideas may represent the ideas of most humans. After all, mutants are dangerous to ordinary people. Of course, there is no lack of jealousy.

Magneto represents the ideas of most mutants. They want to survive, have a sense of identity, and have higher rights. After all, they have stronger abilities than ordinary people.

As for Professor X, he belongs to the middle faction. He wants mutants to live in peace with humans, develop together, and benefit the world.

But Jiang Hao knows the greed and selfishness of human beings. Some things are really difficult to integrate. There is no perfection in this world.

After a long time, the professor said, "Their actions are too extreme. I still believe that mutants and ordinary people can live in peace and play their roles together, and the world will be a better place."

Well, Professor X is still a saint.

"Unless a bigger foreign enemy invades, such as aliens want to attack and rule the earth, maybe at that time, humans and mutants will unite to resist a bigger enemy together." Jiang Hao said.

"Maybe." The teacher said.

Leaving the professor's office, Jiang Hao found Ed and took out the device containing adamantium from the space. Ed looked at Jiang Hao in confusion, "What is this, mercury?"

"Adamantium solution preserved by a special method." Jiang Hao said.

Ed was excited all of a sudden. He had always wanted to study adamantium before, but it was a pity that Wolverine only let him see the claws and couldn't get a little for research, which made him feel regretful.

"For me?" Ed circled around the device excitedly.

"Ed, can you make me a set of armor, like Iron Man's armor?" Jiang Hao asked.

Ed rolled his eyes at Jiang Hao and said, "I don't have that ability. I can only make a knife at most."

Not everyone is called Tony Stark. There are only a few weapon technology companies in the world that own Stark Industries, but X Academy is not one of them.

"Well, I'll find someone else to make it later." Jiang Hao was about to take the device away.

Ed hugged him, "Wade, give me some alloy samples. I want to do research. I don't want too much. 1,000 grams will do."

"One kilogram is too much. I won't give it to you."

"500, 300, 200 is fine!"

Finally, Jiang Hao gave Ed 200 grams of adamantium alloy solution. Ed was as happy as a child.

Coming to Psylocke's room, Jiang Hao knocked on the door.

The purple-haired beauty opened the door and invited Jiang Hao in. Jiang Hao looked around and said, "It's much better than mine. It's worthy of being a beautiful woman's room."

As he said that, he came to the bed, moved the original bed away, and waved his hand. A round stone pier with a diameter of two meters appeared, with a silver magic circle engraved on it and six crystal plates inlaid on it.

He pinched the spell with his hands, and drew the spiritual power into the crystal talisman. The spirit gathering array suddenly lit up, then returned to calm, and began to absorb spiritual power from the outside world.

Lingdie was excited. From now on, her practice will definitely be several times faster than before.

"Thank you Wade." Lingdie looked at Jiang Hao and said.

Jiang Hao smiled at Lingdie, "I don't know what kind of practice you practice, I have a set of practice that can be practiced while sleeping, I wonder if you want to learn it?"

Practice while sleeping?

Lingdie suddenly thought of the dual cultivation method that Jiang Hao had mentioned before, her cheeks were immediately stained with red, and her eyes kept flickering.

After a while, Lingdie seemed to have made up her mind, bit her lip, and nodded to Jiang Hao,

"I want to learn!"

Jiang Hao wondered why this girl was so shy all of a sudden.

The two sat together in the spirit gathering array, and Jiang Hao began to teach Lingdie the "Sleeping Immortal Technique", also known as the "Hibernating Dragon Method". This is a set of authentic Taoist breathing exercises that can be practiced while sleeping. It was passed down from the ancestor Chen Tuan. Maoshan has the original technique inheritance, so Jiang Hao naturally learned it.

Jiang Hao recited the formula:

"The dragon returns to the sea of ​​origin, and the yang hides in the yin. People call it a hibernating dragon, but I hibernate my heart. I hide my use silently and breathe deeply. I lie high in the white clouds, and there is no one who understands me in the world."

"Lying high in the sky of Zhongnan, the sleeping immortal lies in the white clouds for a long time. The dream soul secretly enters the yin and yang orifices, and breathes to secretly perform the creation technique..."

Jiang Hao himself has practiced the "Sleeping Immortal Technique", and it is indeed effective. You can practice it while sleeping and increase your skills. However, Jiang Hao has long reached the state where he can practice while sitting, lying, or walking. This set of techniques is not very useful for him, so it is just right to pass it on to Lingdie. I think it will definitely be of great benefit to Lingdie's practice.

After Jiang Hao finished explaining the technique and the key points of cultivation, Lingdie asked in confusion, "Is this the technique for sleeping?"

"Then how do you think you sleep? Of course you sleep lying down, lying on your side." Jiang Hao said solemnly.

"Oh~ lying on your side."

Lingdie nodded with a red face, it turned out that she was wrong.