Chapter 1380: Cuckolding Thanos

"Am I beautiful?" Lingdie stroked her hand from top to bottom and looked at Jiang Hao provocatively.

"Very beautiful." Jiang Hao nodded.

"Then do you want it?" Lingdie said to Jiang Hao's ear.

"I want to, but you are just an illusion." Jiang Hao said.

Lingdie's expression changed slightly, and he quickly calmed down, "How is that possible? How about coming and dancing with me." Lingdie stretched out his hand.

Jiang Hao shook his head and said with a smile: "You may not know that I have a woman who is a master of illusion. Her name is Ningyu. In order to increase the fun, the two of us often play in illusion."

At this moment, Jiang Hao recalled the many interests he had with Ningyu.

"And we will also play a game, where she creates an illusion and I break it. I have several ways to break the illusion you are creating now."

Jiang Hao said, pinching the spell with his hands and chanting a spell in his mouth, "In the vast Fengdu, there are numerous diamond mountains, spiritual treasures with immeasurable light, and holes shining in the flaming pond."

As Jiang Hao cast a spell, the transformed spiritual butterfly suddenly covered his head and screamed, looking very painful. Then the surrounding scene suddenly changed, and Jiang Hao found himself in a huge space.

He saw Jason, and Professor X in front of him. The professor had a brainwave transmitter on his head and was currently practicing supernatural powers.

If he were allowed to continue using it, Jiang Hao knew that those mutants and people with supernatural powers would probably die, including Psylocke, Spider-Man, and even his own wealth.

But if he took off the professor's helmet now, he might suffer huge backlash. Jiang Hao thought about how to solve this problem. At this moment, there was a sudden sound behind him, and the heavy round iron door was opened.

Jiang Hao turned his head and met Magneto King's eyes. Magneto King was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect there was another person here. Jiang Hao was about to take action when Magneto King raised his hand. Jiang Hao suddenly felt as if he was imprisoned in countless steel rings. Can't move.

What an amazing ability!

At this moment, Jiang Hao was thinking frantically about a solution.

If his 'Eliminate' skill is there, he can directly kill Magneto in seconds. It is absolutely impossible to let him scream in front of him. Unfortunately, in order to deal with Sandman, he used the Eliminate skill before, and now the 24 hours required for the skill to cool down have not yet expired. , he can't use it.

As for other skills, there is no way to deal with Magneto.

"Venom, can you move?"

"I can't move either. This old guy's ability is so powerful." Venom said in Jiang Hao's mind.

Magneto turned to look at Mystique, "Go tell Jason and ask him to tell Charles that the mission has changed. It is no longer to kill mutants, but to kill all humans."

Jiang Hao thought, damn, why do people in the Marvel world always play tricks like wiping out the entire human race? The screenwriter didn't even think about it. What if all the humans were gone and only a few mutants were left?

Mystique nodded, and when she walked over, she had transformed into Stryker, lowered her head and gave orders in Jason's ear.

Magneto looked at Jiang Hao, his eyes full of interest, "Although you are wearing a military uniform, I still recognize you. You are Deadpool, right, Mr. Wade Wilson."

"it's me."

"Deadpool, I admire your abilities. Are you interested in joining my organization?" Magneto said with a smile.

"Okay!" Jiang Hao agreed happily.

Magneto was stunned. He didn't expect Jiang Hao to agree so happily.

"Really?" Magneto looked at Jiang Hao suspiciously.

Jiang Hao shook his head disdainfully, "Look, you don't believe it yourself. Even if I promise you, you will probably be suspicious of me for a while, so what's the point?"

Magneto looked a little ugly.

Jiang Hao turned his head with difficulty and saw that Mystique had completed the order. There were no longer mutants howling in pain outside. Professor

Suddenly it disappeared in a flash.

The next moment,

Half of Jiang Hao's body appeared on the wall of the brainwave control room. This teleportation embedded him deeply in the thick metal wall. Jiang Hao felt extremely painful all over his body. He gritted his teeth and threw a ball from the space. bomb.

This is an electromagnetic bomb, very powerful.

At the same time, an order was given to detonate it.

Magneto was very surprised that Deadpool could escape. Then he and Mystique saw half of Jiang Hao's body embedded in the wall. Just when he was about to take action, he saw Jiang Hao take out a bomb, and the red and green lights on the bomb had started. shine.

"No!"

Magneto shouted, waving his hand to grab the bomb with magnetic force, trying to stop Jiang Hao, but Jiang Hao held on to the bomb tightly, and the bomb exploded during the fight.

The explosion power of the electromagnetic bomb is not very powerful, but the destructiveness of electromagnetic waves to electronic components is unparalleled. An electric arc suddenly flashed around the brainwave control room. Professor X suddenly woke up and turned his head to look behind him.

When Magneto saw that this plan had completely failed, he smiled at Professor

Magneto left with Mystique. When he left, he turned his head and glanced at the wall. Deadpool's body was hanging there, blown to pieces.

"Boom boom boom!"

Suddenly,

There was a huge explosion outside. I don’t know what happened. Someone rushed into the brainwave control room. It was Wolverine and Jean Gray. After seeing Professor X, they grabbed his arm and ran out, "Professor, dam It's exploding, we need to leave quickly."

"Wade just saved me." After the professor woke up, he knew everything.

"Where's Wade?"

"He was blown up!"

Everyone looked at the wall, which was covered with blood. Wolverine said, "I believe Wade will be resurrected. Let's leave quickly." After that, he dragged the professor and left.

The dam was violently exploding, and the passage was filled with fire. Whether it was the X-Men, Magneto's people, or Stryker's people, they all ran out like crazy. Jiang Hao didn't know all this. He was dead at this moment.

Jiang Hao came to the death space again and found that the place had completely changed. The originally dark space had turned into a bright room, which was decorated extremely luxuriously and looked like a palace bedroom.

Death came over and gave each other a kiss. Jiang Hao asked curiously: "What's going on?"

"Last time I asked you what kind of room you like, you said it would be better to make it look like the Palace of Versailles. I've done it. Do you like it?" Death said with a smile.

"Well, this room is quite nice." Jiang Hao nodded.

"It's not just this room." Death winked.

Jiang Hao was shocked, "You're not going to bring out the entire Palace of Versailles, are you?"

"Of course," Death said. He took Jiang Hao's arm and came to the window. He opened the curtains and pushed open the window. Jiang Hao saw the smooth road downstairs, the street lights on both sides, and the huge sculptural water fountain in the distance. It's like a dream castle.

"From now on, this is a castle that belongs to both of us." Death said.

"What should we do next, go for a walk downstairs?" Jiang Hao asked.

"No, practice first!" Death threw Jiang Hao down without any explanation.

I don't know how long it took, but the two of them woke up from practicing. Jiang Hao felt that his soul was stronger again and he was in a happy mood. This time he was not resurrected, and he didn't know what the situation was like now.

The two of them had fun in the huge Palace of Versailles, going to many places, and finally returned to the room, "What should we do?"

"Would you like to get a game, a holographic one?" Jiang Hao suggested.

"OK, fine, let's go fight. I like fighting." Death readily agreed.

Death made a set of equipment and the two of them had a great time. Jiang Hao thought to himself that Death's time was really long this time.

Somewhere in space.

A guy with purple skin and an oversized chin holds a pen in his hand and is racking his brains. There is a stack of manuscript paper in front of him, and countless paper balls are thrown on the ground. It seems that he is not satisfied with the content in front of him. .

Finally, Zifanshu started writing again, "Dear goddess, your image has been deeply engraved in the depths of my soul and will never be erased. Every word you said to me is the most sacred. Gift..."

That's right,

Thanos is writing a love letter to death.

Thanos, a Titan, a monster, and a world-destroying overlord. His childhood was unfortunate and he was almost killed by his mother. He was bullied as he grew up. Only one person cared about him, and that was death. So he fell deeply in love with death.

In fact, when it comes to death, Thanos doesn't care about him at all. Thanos has always had unrequited love, and the current Thanos is not even a spare tire.

The love letter was finally written, and Thanos placed it in the envelope with great care. He waved his hand to break the barrier and came to the death space. He searched for the breath of death and came to a place. The scene in front of him made him a little dazed.

"Hasn't she always liked dark and pure places? When did she create such a building?" Thanos murmured.

Knocking on the palace door, Thanos standing at the door felt a little uneasy, not knowing how Death would react after reading his love letter.

squeak,

The door opened, and Death appeared in black robes. He looked at Thanos. To Thanos' surprise, he saw another person next to Death, a man with a face like a toad.

Jiang Hao was shocked when he saw Thanos. This was one of the big villains in this universe. He had killed half the universe. But who was more surprised? Thanos finally appeared, and he had been looking forward to it. A long time.

"Who is he?" Thanos stared at Jiang Hao and asked in a rough voice.

"My boyfriend." Death looked at Jiang Hao and said calmly.

Jiang Hao smiled at Thanos and waved, "Hello, Mr. Thanos, my name is Wade Wilson, you can also call me Deadpool."

Jiang Hao was afraid that Thanos didn't know who he was.

Thanos felt as if he had been hit hard, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he roared angrily: "Why is this happening? How could you fall in love with a guy who is like an ant? I will never allow it."

Death's face darkened, "Why do you care about my affairs? If you leave Death Space now, I will take back your right to enter and exit Death Space." Death said and snapped his fingers.

Snap~!

Thanos found that he had returned to his room. He quickly used his divine power to chop down the space, but this time no space door appeared. He knew that death had taken back the right to enter and exit the death space.

"Ahhhh~~!"

Thanos screamed angrily, "I must kill him, kill him, Wade Wilson, Deadpool, I will never let you go."

Death didn't care about Thanos at all. He grabbed Jiang Hao's hand and left, "It's really annoying to interrupt our game. Let's start another game."

Jiang Hao smiled and suddenly remembered a poem:

A piece of spring sorrow awaits the pouring of wine. The boat is rocking on the river. Curtain move upstairs. Qiuniangdu and Tainiangjiao. The wind is blowing again and the rain is rustling again.

When will I return home to wash my guest robes? Silver character Sheng tune. The word "heart" is fragrant. It is easy for people to be thrown away by the stream of light. The cherries are red and the bananas are green.

If I have the chance to see Thanos again, I will not call him Purple Sweet Potato, but Green Banana, hahahahaha.