Chapter 1370 The Suicide Squad

In Xavier Academy for the Gifted, on the huge lawn playground, many students were walking and chatting, or sitting in pairs, enjoying a wonderful afternoon.

suddenly,

A bunch of things crackled down in mid-air.

"Ah~~!"

A girl screamed when she saw what it was.

Someone immediately informed the school that Colossus and Lingsha were housekeepers today, and quickly brought people over. When he saw the bodies scattered on the lawn and the black and red tights, the two immediately recognized him. Deadpool's suit.

Colossus saw the teleportation belt on the ground.

"Shet~~, you dare to test Ed's half-finished product, you are really a crazy guy, now it's better, it will be torn apart."

"Hurry up and collect all the lumps and send them to Ed." Colossus ordered the staff who arrived.

"I found an arm."

"There's a piece of ass here."

"This is~ Oh my God, this is his hanging, hahaha." Someone said with a smile.

Ling Die glanced at it subconsciously, his face turned red, and he quickly turned his head to look in another direction, and asked Colossus: "Can he still live?"

"Don't worry, this guy will be jumping up and down soon." Colossus said.

The broken pieces were collected and sent to the laboratory. The students in the college also knew what happened on the lawn and talked about it as a joke. Now Deadpool's name was completely spread in the college.

"Hi, Beauty Death, we meet again." Jiang Hao greeted Death with a smile and sat naturally on the sofa opposite Death.

The surrounding scene did not change at all, including the sofa, piano, coffee table, red wine bottles, and Death sitting quietly opposite, as if Jiang Hao had not left.

Death looked up at him, "Why did you die this time?"

Jiang Hao shrugged helplessly, "I was doing an experiment. Ed invented a teleportation belt. Obviously, it was a very substandard product. At the last moment, I could feel that my body was cut into many pieces, and then... Came to see you."

"You have been gone for half a month." Death said.

"Half a month? It's really fast. By the way, I wonder if you have met an old man named Stan Lee?" Jiang Hao asked.

There was a flash of fire in the eyes of death, and a figure appeared in front of Jiang Hao. Jiang Hao saw the old man in the nursing home whom he said was dead, and nodded, "Yes, that's him. Please do me a favor. I hope he will live a better life." "

"your friend?"

"No, strictly speaking, I killed him. I went to the nursing home to do volunteer work. I originally told them jokes, but I didn't expect this old man to laugh and laugh until he died of laughter."

"What kind of joke are you telling that can make people laugh to death?" Death was slightly surprised.

Jiang Hao looked at Death, "Do you want to listen? I'll tell you."

"OK."

Ahem, Jiang Hao coughed slightly and said: "According to a survey by an authoritative organization: 10% of men who finished having sex twenty years ago drank water, 10% smoked, and the other 80% turned over to sleep. Now, after having sex, 10% of men sleep , 10% smoke, and the other 80% get dressed and go home.”

Death is unmoved.

"At night, a couple lay down to sleep. The husband gently patted his wife's shoulder and rubbed her arms. The wife turned around and said, "I'm sorry, dear, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow. I want to stay fresh." After being rejected, the husband turned around and tried to sleep. After a few minutes, he patted his wife on the shoulder again and said, "Are you going to see a dentist tomorrow?" "

Death paused and chuckled.

Jiang Hao then told the third joke, and this time Death laughed out loud, very freely.

There were a lot of jokes like this in Jiang Hao's mind. When Jiang Hao heard death, laughter continued in the space. Jiang Hao suddenly stopped and looked at his slowly disappearing figure. Knowing that he was about to be resurrected, he said to death: "Actually, laugh. It’s not bad, it’s way more joyful than melancholy.”

"You mean to let me try to be happy more?"

"Yes, next time I come, I will continue to bring you happiness." Jiang Hao said.

"Then I hope you die soon." Death said.

Jiang Hao's expression kept changing, which was wonderful. Why did this sentence feel so awkward?

Brush~!

Jiang Hao opened his eyes and saw Ed looking at him. When Jiang Hao opened his eyes, Ed smiled.

"Haha, you finally woke up."

"How long have I been dead?" Jiang Hao asked.

"Did you use the teleportation belt for about three hours?" Ed asked.

"Yes, I tried it and it was cut into more than a dozen pieces. Is your invention really unreliable?" Jiang Hao complained.

Ed was a little embarrassed, "He is not a complete product to begin with."

Jiang Hao tried to get up, but found that he was still missing his arms and legs. He had not fully recovered at all. Damn it.

"You were scattered all over the place when you were found. I tried my best to piece it together for you, but there are still some parts missing. Don't worry, it's not down there. It's very strong. It's half a head, hands and feet. It needs to grow and recover on its own." Morality.

Jiang Hao lay back and said angrily: "Ed, is that teleportation belt really obedient two-thirds of the time as you say?"

Ed was stunned, "Well, I did a total of three experiments, and succeeded on both sides and failed once."

Depend on,

This is not a big data statistic at all, it is completely based on deception. I have become a guinea pig. Now it seems that the success rate is only 50% after 2 successes in 4 experiments.

"Is there any room for improvement? How about we complete it together?" Jiang Hao said.

"Okay, I'll bring the computer and we'll study it together." Ed said immediately.

A few days later,

Somewhere in the forest outside X College,

Jiang Hao's body had already fully recovered. Together with Ed, he made some adjustments to the teleportation belt and entered the jungle to test it again.

"Teleportation belt version 2.0 test." Ed said.

Jiang Hao rolled his eyes, "I said, this is not even 2.0, okay? There are very few changes, at most version 1.1."

Ed shrugged, "Okay, the teleportation belt version 1.1 test starts now. The target is the clearing in the valley 500 meters ahead. The test begins."

Jiang Hao looked at the open space in the middle of the valley, concentrated his mind, and pressed the button of his belt hard.

Brush~!

Jiang Hao disappeared after a flash of white light. Ed found that there were no parts left on the spot. He jumped up happily, "Successful!" and ran towards the clearing in the valley, shouting. However, when he arrived at the clearing, Ed found no trace of Jiang Hao.

Hey, where did the person go? Did he go to the toilet?

its not right,

Ed searched around and finally saw an arm and half a leg stretched out on a big tree in the woods.

The rest is all embedded inside.

"Hello~Wade?"

"Hey, hey, hey~ Wade, are you still alive?"

Ed pulled Jiang Hao's arms and legs, but Jiang Hao didn't respond at all. Ed knew that the experiment had failed again, so he immediately called for help to cut down the tree, which was as thick as a person, and transported the section with Jiang Hao's body back. Academy.

When the truck arrived at the college, many students knew the news in advance and ran out to watch the excitement. Other X-Men also came out, including Wolverine, Ouija, Black Queen, Rugrats, Iceman, Cyclops, and Jean Grey. Looking at the wooden pile with interest.

"Is he okay?" the little naughty boy asked.

"It should be fine. Last time it was cut into dozens of pieces and it was able to recover. This time it was just stuck in a tree. You have to believe in the super recovery ability of Wolverine genes." Iceman said.

The Black Queen poked Jiang Hao's arm, and the arm swayed unconsciously a few times. The Black Queen laughed, "Hahaha, he is really dead. Why am I so happy to see him die? Even if it is temporary, this guy is still alive." It’s really unlucky. I died twice in two tests. I guess there will be a third, fourth, and fifth time. Hahaha.”

dead space.

"Hi, beauty, I'm here again, your curse has come true." Jiang Hao greeted Death enthusiastically.

"That's a wish, not a curse." Death said.

"Actually, I should have brought flowers today, but unfortunately I don't have the ability to bring them to your death space." Jiang Hao said apologetically.

"Why bring flowers?"

"Give it to you."

"Why did you send me flowers?"

"Because today is Valentine's Day." Jiang Hao said.

Death was stunned for a moment, "Today is not 2.14, how could it be Valentine's Day?"

"Do you know about Eastern Valentine's Day? Its scientific name is 'Qixi Festival', and there is a poignant love story in it."

Jiang Hao told Death the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Death listened quietly. After listening, he looked at Jiang Hao and asked, "Even if it's Chinese Valentine's Day, why did you give me flowers?"

Jiang Hao covered his chest with a hurt expression, "You know, your question hurts me, my heart hurts."

Death rolled his eyes, "Okay, what flowers do you want to give me?"

Jiang Hao closed his eyes and said thoughtfully, "Rose, red, 99 roses, covered with dewdrops, surrounded by gypsophila stars, wrapped in pink paper, I think they must be beautiful."

Suddenly,

Jiang Hao's hand sank. He opened his eyes and saw that there was already a handful of roses in his hand. He walked to Death with a smile and said, "Beautiful Lady Death, this is a gift for you."

Death tilted his head, took the flower and smelled it.

"Thank you, I like it very much."

Jiang Hao smiled and said, "At this time, there should be a gramophone next to you with music playing in it. I raise my hand and invite you to dance."

Swipe~ A gramophone appeared next to it, playing soft music. Jiang Hao stretched out his hand and made a gentleman's invitation. Death put the skeleton hand on Jiang Hao's palm, and the two of them spun along with the music.

The music is beautiful,

Dancing gracefully,

The two of them were immersed in it.

When the song ended, Death bent down in Jiang Hao's arms. Jiang Hao looked at the skull and kissed it gently.

Although the skeleton is not beautiful, Jiang Hao's face is even more ugly now. The two of them are a perfect match.

Jiang Hao gradually disappeared, and he was resurrected.

The bent death slowly flew up, and his whole body suddenly changed. The skeleton disappeared and turned into a beautiful woman.

Anyone who sees Death at this moment will be attracted to her. A pair of narrow eyes are born with a coldness, but they give people the feeling of being extremely noble. Her face, neck, arms, thighs, and all exposed parts are all carved with... The mysterious runes make women look noble and yet reveal endless mystery.

The corners of Death's mouth slowly lifted into a smile.