Chapter 77 Tsundere Dwarves Are Not Cute At All!
Tang En was very desperate.
He is really desperate for the people of Prandal.
In a world with unscientific powers such as magic and blood, a civilization with a history of more than ten thousand years, and a world with so-called real gods, it is unbelievable that the underlying civilization is so backward! ?
It has only been a few hundred years since the earth's civilization started from the industrial revolution to the present!
Isn't it very unscientific that a civilization that has been around for thousands of years still stops at the most primitive barbecue, bread, and thick soup? ?
Stir-frying, frying, cooking, steaming, grilling, stewing, these cooking techniques! ? As a dignified Chinese who has experienced the test of culinary culture, how could he willingly succumb to the barbecue of another world!
Although Tang En is not a super chef like Liu Maoxing, he also has a foodie heart!
"Come and try."
Tang En smiled very strangely. He decided to use the culture from the culinary kingdom to conquer these sad aliens.
"What the hell is this?"
Fiona held her nose. She was very, very uncomfortable with the strong pungent smell. She always felt that the smell would cause great damage to her delicate skin.
"Scrambled eggs with chili."
Tang En picked up a fork to prick a piece of scrambled egg and ate it. When the taste melted in his mouth, Tang En was so moved that he wanted to cry.
The scrambled eggs are soft and have a wonderful fragrance, and the spiciness of the chili is perfectly integrated with the scrambled eggs. Although there is no freshness such as MSG and chicken essence, there is no pollution produced by polluted poultry. The eggs themselves are already extremely delicious...
That's right, that's the taste!
This is heaven...
Tang En closed his eyes and savored carefully, and then accelerated the speed of eating.
The fly in the ointment is that there are no chopsticks. Fortunately, chopsticks are completely non-technical. Let's get a pair later.
Seeing Tang En eating happily there, the little girls next to him were also eager to move.
At first, they thought the lord was doing some vicious alchemy experiment, but the lord ate it himself, which proves that the thing...is harmless, right?
Tina hesitated, then cautiously picked up a fork and reached for the plate...
"Be careful... Sister Tina..."
"Tina..."
"Don't be impulsive..."
Tina took a deep breath, looked at the weird thing that looked like a devil's fangs, and stuffed it into her mouth cruelly.
Fiona and the other maids stared at Tina closely, and after only a moment, Tina's eyes widened suddenly, tears streaming out uncontrollably: "Water! Water! I want water! !!"
"Water is coming!"
Marlene immediately brought Tina a glass of water, and Tina drank it up immediately after taking it.
"My tongue, my tongue is going to break..."
Tina kept sticking her tongue out, tears pouring out, her body trembling non-stop.
Well, it really is a scary thing!
The maids were terrified.
"Fool!"
Tang En said angrily: "I have never seen chili, but I still dare to eat it. Don't you know how to try scrambled eggs first?"
Seeing Tang En continue to eat the plate of chili scrambled eggs without any scruples, the maids hesitated again.
Could it be that it was really Tina's fault?
Tina was about to die of grievances. Since she knew she had never seen such a thing, why didn't she remind herself before eating it?
Your lord is really bad-hearted!
Bastard!
"I'll try!"
Fiona felt that Dunn would not lie to them about such a trivial matter, so she decided to try it after hesitating for a while, but she prepared a glass of water in advance.
The golden scrambled eggs and the shiny silver fork formed a stark contrast. It smelled very exciting, but after getting used to it, she felt that the smell was inexplicably attractive, luring her to eat it.
Finally, Fiona opened her mouth and ate it. After chewing a few times, her eyes widened and tears began to flow.
what does it feel like
The tender and fragrant scrambled eggs, mixed with that thing called chili pepper, a taste that I don't know how to describe strongly stimulated her mouth...
Obviously, she should hate this kind of feeling, but Fiona was surprised to find that this smell is very...addictive?
That's right, the combination of the aroma of scrambled eggs and the spicy taste of pepper seemed to produce a wonderful change, which made Fiona, who had never tasted this kind of taste, fall in love with it immediately.
Then……
The maids saw a strange scene, Fiona was crying and her face was full of pain, while the fork in her hand kept reaching for the dish...
Could it be that he really ate something wrong?
Tina wiped her tears, feeling even more aggrieved. She became cruel, grabbed the fork again, and stuffed a piece of scrambled egg into her mouth.
chew.
sluggish……
Chew again.
sluggish again...
Tina didn't know how to describe the taste in her mouth. The feeling just now seemed to have weakened a lot. It blended with the taste of scrambled eggs, but it had a different charm.
This is the chili scrambled eggs made by the lord himself?
weird?
It's weird.
Is it exciting?
It is indeed exciting.
but……
delicious!
really tasty!
Tears flowed down Tina's face as she joined the ranks of destroying the food.
Seeing that Tina actually joined in, Marlene and the others were taken aback. After hesitating for a while, they also picked up forks to taste.
Then it was out of control.
Then there was a weird scene in the restaurant of the Lord's Mansion. Tang En was eating bread with chili peppers with a happy smile on his face, while a group of maids next to him were crying and not forgetting to stuff their mouths...
If other people saw this, it would be strange if there were no rumors.
"Well, it's delicious, but your stomach may not be used to chili, so eat less, otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you if your butt hurts tomorrow."
Tang En had a strange expression on his face. He hadn't eaten chili for a long time. After eating spicy food suddenly, the sourness he felt after going to the toilet the next day was indescribable, not to mention that the paper here in Prandal is very expensive, and ordinary people don't have toilet paper at all. Say……
Especially for these little girls who look delicate and tender, they probably wouldn't be too embarrassed to say that when something like that happened, right?
I don't know why, when he thinks that even Fiona will encounter such an embarrassing situation, Dunn feels a sense of genuine pleasure...
Could this be the so-called schadenfreude?
Of course, a plate of chili scrambled eggs was not enough for these people. Tang En had to cook again. This time, Tina Marlene and the others did not leave, but endured the choking smell of chili and studied the whole process beside them. After this dish, Tang En will not have to cook by himself in the future.
After eating dinner contentedly and returning to his room, Tang En's mind became active.
"Well, if you want to start a small stove in the future, chopsticks are still indispensable."
So he took out a branch of the World Tree, and rubbed it out a dozen chopsticks in minutes. Tang En picked up a pair and tried it out, and was very satisfied. The hard and resilient World Tree wood is perfect for chopsticks.
The next day, after breakfast, Tang En went straight to Edgar's blacksmith's shop. On the way, he met Locke and his group. Seeing their smiling faces, it was obvious that they were very satisfied with the service at the Oak Heart Tavern.
"My lord."
Locke came over and saluted Tang En: "We are ready to go."
Tang En waved his hands with a smile: "I wish you success in your mission in advance."
"must!"
Locke nodded, then greeted the mercenary group and set off.
Tang En watched them leave, and then came to the blacksmith shop.
The atmosphere in the blacksmith shop was very strange, there was no sound at all.
"Where are people?"
Tang En frowned slightly, and when he came to the backyard, he found that Edgar and Brian were both there.
"What's going on? Why are you all staring blankly?"
"Big brother?"
Brian raised his head with a dull face: "You're here..."
"What's going on? Why don't you talk anymore?"
"This... Lord Lord..."
Edgar said bitterly: "Master Brian forged that sword overnight..."
"so what?"
"The performance of that sword is very superior...it is indestructible..."
Edgar said shyly, "The weapons I forged are like toys in front of that sword..."
"so what?"
Twain was even more baffled. Isn't it good that the weapon has superior performance?
"So...Master Brian was hit."
Edgar smiled wryly.
"Nonsense, nonsense!"
Brian blushed and jumped up: "I didn't get hit!"
Tang En was still confused: "Shock? Why did you get hit? Isn't it a weapon he made?"
"The issue is……"
Edgar secretly glanced at the awkward Brian, leaned over and said in a low voice, "Lord, this sword was forged under your guidance... using the method you mentioned... forged steel The performance of the sword far surpasses the weapons we have built before..."
"so what?"
"So... Lord Brian feels deeply hit..."
Brian blushed: "You're talking nonsense!"
Edgar sneered and said, "As a dwarf, it's understandable that you are not as powerful as the lord, but you can't even match the forging methods you are proud of. Lord Brian..."
Brian became furious: "Edgar! Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"
The tsundere dwarf is not cute at all...
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble."
Tang En didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I don't know how to forge at all. It was just a technique I heard from other forging masters before. Don't you also learn it now? Of course the things you forge in the future will be better, so you should be happy."
"Hmph, of course I'm happy, I'm almost dying of joy!"
Brian muttered, he didn't want to admit that he was actually instructed by Tang En who didn't know forging at all...
"Okay, so much nonsense, where is the sword?"
Tang En returned the topic to the business again.
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