Chapter 82 Freshly baked...toilet Paper
There is a saying that a man can never understand the importance of a piece of clothing to a woman.
I am afraid that every man on the earth knows a famous saying: In a woman's closet, there is always one piece of clothing missing.
Clothes are as important as life to women. They are keen on changing clothes, matching clothes, and beautiful clothes.
This is actually true in Prandal as well.
How hard is it for a girl to get a few nice dresses here in very poor Ellington? Probably as difficult as Tang En wanted to open the best alchemy workshop in the mainland here.
Those clothes are all one of their favorite, most caring, and most precious things. In order to make Tang En happy, they would not hesitate to dedicate their favorite things to him, but he not only did not appreciate it, but also treated them kindly. All the clothes given to him for "use" were torn up!
How can this be tolerated!
How can you forgive me!
Poor and silly Tang En never thought that they would misunderstand him, and that's why they made such a big oolong.
"If you don't want to help me, just tell me, why are you all crying..."
Tang En muttered for a while. Anyway, no one else saw it, so he didn't bother to tear it up with his hands. He directly rolled up the clothes with wind magic, and they were all twisted into pieces in an instant.
After putting all these fragments into the package, Tang En slipped out of the Lord's Mansion.
"Big brother!"
Tang En was startled, and said with a smile: "Ilia, Elsa, why are you here?"
Eliya quickly ran to Tang En's side, climbed onto his shoulder with hands and feet, then pouted and said, "You will ignore him after you come back!"
Tang En patted Yi Liya and said with a smile: "Isn't there something to be busy with... If you have nothing to do, go out with me for a walk, I just have to do something interesting."
"Interesting thing!" Eliya's eyes lit up, "Okay, okay!"
"Eliya is really clinging to you."
Elsa looked straight at Eliya, she was a little jealous.
Tang En asked a little strangely: "The guards don't need to train today?"
"My dad is back, he looks very interesting, so he insists on doing it for me one day."
"Mr. Abaddon?"
Tang En was startled: "He came back from the mountains?"
Although they only met a few times, Abaddon left a deep impression on Tang En, and he always felt that there was some secret in this man.
"That's right... what is the lord planning to do? I don't have anything to do, so can you follow along?"
"sure."
Tang En smiled, so he led Eliya and Elsa towards the charcoal factory.
In order to cooperate with the production of the charcoal factory, there is a newly built lumber mill next to the charcoal factory. If a paper mill is to be built, it must surround the lumber mill and keep a distance from the charcoal factory.
After getting a piece of logs at the lumberyard, Tang En led them into the woods again.
"It's pretty flat here, so here it is."
After Tang En finished speaking, he put Eliya down, and then said with a smile: "Don't run around."
"My lord, what are you planning to do?"
"papermaking."
"papermaking!?"
Elsa was taken aback: "Here? How do you make paper?"
"You'll find out soon enough."
Elsa was a trustworthy person, so Tang En didn't deliberately hide his strength from her. With a wave of his hand, a large log appeared in the air.
Elsa looked at the piece of wood stupidly, completely ignorant of the relationship between papermaking and this piece of wood.
Normally, it would take several days to break the wood and soak it thoroughly, but with the help of magic, it would not be so troublesome. Tang En pulled it casually, and a huge ball of water enveloped the piece of wood, with powerful magic power The water pressure caused the water to seep desperately into the wood, followed by a violent rotation of the water flow, the piece of wood became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the water ball began to become cloudy.
"This, this is..."
Elsa thought sure enough, the lord also said that he is some kind of alchemist, he is clearly a magician!
But... how powerful is a magician?
Could it be that he is a part-time magician and his main profession is a warrior?
The simple-minded Elsa didn't think too much about it. She was just curious about how Dunn could make paper.
At this moment, Tang En took out the pieces of clothing that had been torn up before and threw them into the water polo. Those rags were completely unable to withstand the rapidly rotating water, and were quickly crushed completely.
In fact, wind spells can be used to crush these raw materials more perfectly, but if there is no water soaking, when the too dry wood is rubbed and torn by wind spells, it might catch fire, so in the end Tang En chose to use Water grinding method.
Under the urging of his powerful magic power, after just a few minutes, no solid objects could be seen in the water polo anymore, and the entire water polo turned into a cloudy liquid.
With a light wave of Tang En's hand, hot flames appeared around the water polo, enveloping the water polo, and within a short while, the water polo began to boil.
After being boiled, the fibers in it were completely dispersed and turned into a brown pulp, which gave off a bad smell.
"Pity……"
Tang En had a look of pity on his face. If the ** was collected when electrolyzing saturated saline before, it could be used to bleach pulp at this time. By then, white paper would be produced, but now only yellowed paper can be produced.
But it's not too late to find a solution now. Although there is no pressurized storage equipment, there are still crystal bottles for storing gas.
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, I have to find something to do in the workshop when I go back."
Tang En shook his head, waved his hands left and right, and the water polo began to stretch. The pulp was lifted in the air by the magic power, which was more even than that pressed by a flat plate. Then Tang En waved his right hand back, and the water in the pulp was completely separated. When it comes out, the two steps of filtration and dehydration are completed in just an instant, and what appears in the air is a large piece of freshly baked yellowed paper
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Tang En showed a smile on his face. He didn't expect to use magic to restore papermaking so easily. The steps are quite simple. After making a machine that simplifies the operation, it is no problem even if it is handed over to ordinary people. It can be done in a short time. Mass production in no time!
And he finally has toilet paper to use!
These papers are still quite primitive, and it is not a big problem to write on them, but if you want to achieve the smoothness and smoothness of the previous life, you need other additional materials, such as adding gel, which can make the paper smoother and easier to write on, and the ink will not change. It will spread, and if you add talcum powder, it will make the paper smoother, etc...
Tang En didn't know much about the papermaking industry, and all he knew were some superficial things he had seen on the Internet, but so what?
Best of all, he has soft toilet paper to use!
"It's really done!"
Elsa's eyes widened. She hasn't come back to her senses yet. The water polo is made of wood, and there are pieces of clothing. How come it suddenly turned into paper! ?
"What kind of magic is this!?"
"It's not magic... just simple physical changes, uh, never mind, anyway
, we in Ellington will soon have paper for everyone. "
"Big brother is really amazing!"
Eliya has nothing but admiration for Tang En. In her eyes, Tang En is omnipotent.
Tang En smiled very happily, his chrysanthemum finally didn't have to suffer anymore.
Although he is a lord, he can use some expensive things to wipe his ass, but in fact, those things are really not comfortable...
Let's use the fabric. It is estimated that Fiona will have a heart-to-heart talk with him in a few days.
"My lord, there is still this ball of water..."
Tang En turned his head and saw that strange smelling sewage was still floating in the sky. On earth, there was only one way to deal with this kind of sewage, and that was to let it settle and filter it, and then discharge it into rivers and lakes.
Yet here is Prandal.
Tang En laughed badly, and drew a few mysterious runes in the air with his fingers, and then a very tiny space crack suddenly appeared in front of him.
Just as the space crack appeared, a scorching breath rushed towards them. Elsa and Elijah stepped back a few steps, sweating all of a sudden.
"My lord?"
"Hold on."
After Tang En finished speaking, the huge water ball got into the space crack under his control, and then the space crack was closed by Tang En.
"Just now that was..."
Tang En said casually: "The space passage leading to the Fire Elemental Realm."
That's right, what Tang En thought of, the solution to the sewage was to throw them into the fire elemental world. Among the four elemental worlds, the fire elemental world is probably the most suitable place to deal with this kind of sewage. There is endless space there The flames are always burning in the center, and the boiling magma is rolling. The moment the sewage enters, it will be completely gasified, and even the impurities inside will be evaporated.
Burn dry and burn, simple and fast, clean and pollution-free, is there any more convenient way than this?
At least Tang En has not thought of it yet.
Although draining sewage into the fire element world may anger those fire element creatures, but...
Before thinking of other ways, let's make do with it. Anyway, with the current industrial level of Prandal, the sewage discharge capacity here is not so terrible, so it shouldn't attract the attention of fire elemental creatures... right?
Elsa didn't know much about magic, so she didn't understand how terrifying power it was to open the passage leading to the Fire Elemental Realm. She only felt that Tang En was very powerful, very powerful, as for how powerful... how did she care?
"Give you some of these papers."
With a wave of Dunn's hand, the paper several meters long and wide was neatly cut into small pieces and stacked together, one of which flew in front of Elsa.
Elsa waved her hands again and again. "Huh? Huh? It's useless for me to ask for paper, I don't usually write..."
"Who told you to write something?"
Tang En looked puzzled: "These papers are for you to use to wipe your butt in the toilet."
Elsa's face turned red immediately, she never thought that the lord is so, so vulgar!
How could such a thing be said carelessly!
"My lord is really too much!"
Elsa grabbed the papers, pushed Tang En away, covered her face and ran away.
Fuck!
Hearing a "boom", Tang En who flew out smashed several big trees, and fell to the ground in a state of embarrassment. He looked astonished, what did I do wrong!
"Elia, what did I do wrong?"
"No, big brother is the best!"
Tang En was so moved that tears streamed down his face: "Sure enough, Luo... Ilya is the best!" === PS: Well... Whether it is traveling through another world or ancient times, it is really important to have toilet paper... Vote wow !