Chapter 322 Cats Can’t Be Wrong
Fish didn't pay attention to the small conflicts between the other girls and Hermione, because similar things had happened before, but at that time everyone was basically fighting on their own, but today everyone was working together to target Hermione.
It's a pity that with Maomao's current experience, he can't tell the difference between the two.
In his opinion, the ultimate goal of this group of people arguing is to rub their own cats' heads...
They are all bad people anyway! He won't help!
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Although Hermione didn't want to covet her cat head like others, Fish wouldn't foolishly take the initiative to attract the attention of the bad guys, so the little cat decisively chose to ignore it.
While the girls were competing with each other, a group of people came outside Hagrid's hut. At this time, Hagrid was already standing at the door of the hut waiting for everyone, wearing his favorite moleskin coat and squatting at his feet. Fang the big hunting dog.
"Hagrid, Fang, good afternoon, meow!"
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Feishu greeted them both from a distance.
Hagrid smiled naively and waved to him, while Yaya barked loudly a few times and swung his tail so fast behind him that if Hagrid hadn't stopped him, he would have rushed to Fish's side.
"Come on, come on, hurry up!" When everyone came closer, Hagrid shouted loudly, "I have something good to show you today! This class is wonderful! Is everyone here? OK, come with me!"
Under the leadership of Hagrid, everyone walked all the way around the edge of the woods and came to the outside of a small paddock. Although there was nothing in the paddock, Fish already knew through the smell that the magical animal Hagrid was going to introduce them to today was what.
However, the little cat wisely did not say anything and stood aside silently, letting Hagrid do his best.
"Everyone gather around this fence!" Hagrid called everyone to gather together, "By the way...make sure you can see. Okay, first you need to open the textbook..."
"How to open it?"
Draco Malfoy said in his usual lazy voice.
"Well?"
Hagrid had no idea what he was talking about.
"How do we open the textbook?"
Malfoy asked again. He took out his "Monster Book of Monsters", which was tied with loops of rope.
Others also took out their textbooks. Some tied the books tightly like Malfoy, some stuffed the books into narrow and tight bags, and some directly clamped the books with large clips.
"You...none of you were able to open the textbook?"
Hagrid asked, looking a little disappointed.
"Fish is open!"
Harry came to his rescue just in time.
Everyone else turned to look at Fei Xu and found that there were no restrictions on his "Monster Book of Monsters", but it was still lying obediently in Fei Xu's hands.
"Great!" Hagrid immediately became happy, pointed at Fish and said, "Come on, Fish, tell them how you made it quiet."
"Meow?"
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Fish tilted his head, thrust the clever monster book into Hermione's arms, then took her textbook and pulled off the magic tape tied to it.
"it's actually really easy……"
As Fish spoke, he easily dodged the attack of the monster book. Just like when he was at Flourish and Blotts Bookstore, he grabbed its cover and shook it vigorously, then slapped it with a set of cat punches.
After a crackling sound, the monster book became quiet obediently, and rubbed Fei Xu's palm flatteringly.
"Just give it a good beating, nya."
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The little cat raised the surrendered textbook in his hand and said very seriously.
Everyone was silent.
Obviously not everyone has such excellent reaction speed like Fei Xu.
"Well……"
Obviously, Fish's method was somewhat different from Hagrid's imagination.
After being dumbfounded for a moment, he took the textbook from Harry's hand, untied the belt on it, and showed everyone the correct way to open it.
"Actually, there is an easier way. Look..." Before he opened his mouth to bite the monster book, he used his thick index finger to stroke down the spine of the book. The textbook trembled, and he spread it out and lay quietly. On his palms, "Just touch them."
"Oh, how stupid we all are!" Malfoy sneered: "They should be petting them! Why didn't we guess it!"
Becoming good friends with Fish does not prevent Malfoy from continuing to target other Gryffindors, and the kitten has never intervened in the conflicts between them, so when Malfoy ridiculed Hagrid, he was simply unscrupulous.
"And in comparison, I believe in Fish's method more."
Malfoy said, and handed the textbook that was tied tightly in his hands to the kitten who was watching the show, "Fish, can you help me calm it down?"
"No problem, meow!"
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Another crackling cat punch, and another well-behaved monster book was born.
Seeing this, the other Slytherins also handed over their monster books and asked Fish for help. The cats refused to come, and they were all served by the cats. After a while, the textbooks in the hands of the Slytherin students were all Become obedient and obedient.
Then there are the Gryffindor girls, who also feel that Fish's method seems safer.
In fact, Harry, Ron and other boys were also somewhat tempted, but they did not do so because of Hagrid's face.
Even so, the development of the matter has made Hagrid a little overwhelmed.
"I... I think they are quite interesting."
He said to Harry uneasily.
"Yes, very interesting!" Malfoy raised the monster book in his hand that had become extremely well-behaved, and continued to taunt: "It's really interesting, the textbooks given to us want to tear our hands off!"
"Shut up, Malfoy."
Harry glared at Malfoy, and at the same time looked at Fish helplessly.
Because of the activeness of the kittens, Hagrid, the professor, seemed a little unreliable...
Although in Harry's mind, Hagrid had never been very reliable, he still hoped that Hagrid's first class would be a success.
"Well," the frustrated Hagrid seemed to be confused, and he said incoherently: "So... so you all have textbooks, now... now... now what you need is magical animals. Yes, I'll go and bring them. Wait a minute..."
Hagrid left them and walked into the Forbidden Forest and disappeared.
Malfoy curled his lips, and for Fish's sake, he stopped mocking Hagrid, but he and the other Slytherins all had disdainful smiles on their faces, obviously not very satisfied with Hagrid, the professor of Care of Magical Creatures.
Neville took advantage of this gap to quietly hand the textbook to Fish, followed by Dean and Seamus...
"Hehe."
Malfoy sneered meaningfully, stopping Harry and Ron who were about to do the same.
"Hermione, did Fish do something wrong again, meow?"
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The kitten finally realized that the atmosphere seemed to be wrong, and he frowned and asked the side.
Hermione and several other girls united for the first time today, and answered in unison--
"Of course not!"
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