Chapter 27

"Put your seat belts on, let's go."

Xu Xin reminded in front, unaware of what happened behind him.

Lu Jiao seemed to have noticed something, but she didn't take it seriously, as long as she didn't break the bridge of her nose, she would not object to what Xu Zixiao wanted to do. She brought Xu Zixiao here just to teach Wang Zhu a lesson. As for Shi Xiaobao, It was because of the misfortune to Chi Yu, if you want to blame, you can only blame the king for being stupid.

The less than an hour's drive, for Shi Xiaobao, was a torment like purgatory, because, from the beginning to the end, Xu Zixiao held his hand and squeezed it hard from time to time, the pain made him want to die but he didn't dare to say anything, after all , this is not a glorious thing.

Wang Chu was powerless, pretending not to see it, and chatting with Xu Xin about football.

Xu Xin is an avid football fan, but she always confuses the names of foreign football stars, which makes the half-pot Wang Zhi not reveal her secrets. In fact, Wang Chu didn't understand football at all. He memorized some basics by rote for the sake of picking up girls, and he could only deceive half-assed Xu Xin.

Forty minutes later, they arrived at the Cherry Blossom Building at the foot of Sun Mountain.

Cherry Blossom Building is a farm restaurant. In front of the hotel, there is a large parking lot. Some mountain climbing enthusiasts will park their cars here and go up the mountain on foot.

About 15 kilometers up and down Sun Mountain, there are many deep and winding branch lines to choose from. If you are not physically strong, there are some black-faced pick-ups on the main road.

When getting out of the car, Shi Xiaobao was finally relieved. When he pulled out his palm, his entire palm was bruised and black, and he was "fat" in a circle.

The triumphant Xu Zixiao didn't see it, and when he was reporting the results to Lu Jiao, Wang Zhu and Shi Xiaobao nodded to each other.

Wang Zhu and Shi Xiaobao have similar tastes, and they have a strong tacit understanding. With just one movement and one look, they can know each other's intentions. If they don't know, then one side is definitely pretending to be stupid.

"Xu Xin, Lu Jiao, you guys go buy something to drink, I'm going to the bathroom." Wang Zhu shouted at Xu Xin, and hurriedly rushed to the toilet. Judging from the weird running posture, it should be that "shit" is about to come .

"Go..."

Xu Xin looked back and saw that Wang Zhu had run away to the point where only his back was left.

Lu Jiao, Xu Xin, Shi Xiaobao and Xu Zixiao went to the canteen next to the Yinghua Building to buy a lot of food and drink.

After shopping, Wang Chu still hasn't come out.

"Xiaobao, go and urge the king to be stupid." Xu Xin said.

"Oh... Brother Xiao, hold it for me." Shi Xiaobao held a lot of drinks and snacks.

"Ah...Brother Bao...do you think I'm a servant!" Xu Zixiao smirked.

"Brother Xiao, you can't let me take these food and drink to the latrine, can you?" Shi Xiaobao said with a mournful face.

"Hey, can you be more disgusting?" Lu Jiao frowned.

"Yes, yes! That bastard, Wang Cun, had a bad stomach yesterday, and he must be having diarrhea now." Shi Xiaobao laughed.

"..." Everyone was speechless for a moment.

"Zi Xiao, go and have a look." Xu Xin said to Xu Zixiao.

"I read……"

"Zi Xiao, it's not convenient for Xiaobao, you can go." Lu Jiao winked at Xu Zixiao.

"……All right."

Xu Zixiao immediately understood that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

The toilet is at the back of the Yinghua Building, so when I passed by at this time, it can be said that Wang Stupid was beaten up without anyone noticing.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts and I need to go to the bathroom."

Just as Xu Zixiao disappeared around the corner, Shi Xiaobao suddenly threw the drinks and snacks in his hand on the ground, covered his stomach, and ran away in a hurry.

"It's disgusting."

Lu Jiao spat at Shi Xiaobao's back, and Xu Xin lifted the drinks and snacks on the ground, and hid under the shade of a big tree. At this time, the sun had already risen, and even the morning sun was scorching hot.

Xu Zixiao walked carelessly towards the toilet, not even noticing that Shi Xiaobao was following behind him lightly.

Shi Xiaobao claimed to be a disciple of Gu Shangsao Shiqian,

There were still a few brushes, and they followed Xu Zixiao less than three meters behind, without making a sound, even a master like Xu Zixiao didn't notice it.

Of course, the main reason why Xu Zixiao didn't find Shi Xiaobao was that he didn't take Shi Xiaobao and Wang Zhu seriously, so he couldn't be vigilant.

"Xu Zixiao, your time of death has arrived!"

Before Xu Zixiao could reach the toilet door, Wang Zhu came out of the toilet suddenly and looked at Xu Zixiao with a sinister smile.

"Just you! Hahahaha..." Xu Zixiao looked up to the sky and laughed, looking at Wang Zhu with contempt.

At the moment when Xu Zixiao looked up to the sky and laughed, Shi Xiaobao, who had been hiding behind him and had been waiting all this time, made a move. He stood on tiptoe and rushed to the back like a dexterous leopard.

The moment Shi Xiaobao made a move, Wang Zhu strode towards Xu Zixiao to attract Xu Zixiao's attention.

"Hey, if you want to sneak attack me, there's no way!"

Xu Zixiao stared at Wang Cun with his starry eyes, a sly smile flashed across his face, and his elbow suddenly slammed back, as fast as lightning.

Peng!

There was a palpitating muffled sound, accompanied by Shi Xiaobao's painful moan.

To Xu Zixiao's horror, his fierce impact did not repel Shi Xiaobao, and Shi Xiaobao, who was groaning, entangled him like an octopus with claws.

"Go away!"

Seeing Wang Zhu walking towards him with his fists clenched, Xu Zixiao twisted his body suddenly in desperation, and kept pulling Shi Xiaobao on his body with both hands. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake it off.

Shi Xiaobao is definitely a bastard who will get revenge, offending him will not end well, even if it means killing one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred, he will do it without hesitation.

Now Shi Xiaobao, for revenge, has already gone all out.

Seeing that Xu Zixiao and Shi Xiaobao were entangled together, Wang Zhishi walked up to Xu Zixiao, clenched his fists, and suddenly punched Xu Zixiao's lower abdomen.

"what……"

Xu Zixiao fell to the ground with a scream from Wang Zhu's full-strength punch, his stomach was turned upside down, and his internal organs seemed to be displaced.

What made Xu Zixiao vomit blood was that even if he fell to the ground, Shi Xiaobao who was entwined with him would not let go. His whole body, like a blood-sucking leech, stuck to Xu Zixiao's body.

Peng!

Wang Zhu was the best at beating dogs in the water. He rushed up and kicked Xu Zixiao in the stomach again, making Xu Zixiao scream.

"I'm fighting with you guys!"

Xu Zixiao had never suffered such a big loss, and when he was so ruthless, he didn't care about Shi Xiaobao who was wrapped around him, and forced himself to get up and rushed towards Wang Zhu with Shi Xiaobao on his back. There was a series of palpitating muffled sounds.

Not to be outdone, Wang Chu immediately waved his fists and fought back.

The battle was fierce and short, in just two minutes, Wang Zhu and Xu Zixiao called a truce, they were already as tired as a dog, they could barely stick out their tongues.

The truce between Wang Zhu and Xu Zixiao does not mean Shi Xiaobao's truce, he is still coiled around Xu Zixiao like a crab...

...

"Are you convinced?!" Wang Zhu stared at Xu Zixiao viciously.

"Not convinced..."

Before Xu Zixiao finished speaking, the exhausted Wang Zhu punched Xu Zixiao again, and Xu Zixiao fought back immediately.

In terms of combat effectiveness, Wang Chu was no match for Xu Zixiao, but Wang Chu had an extremely terrifying assistant, Shi Xiaobao.

From the beginning to the end, Shi Xiaobao was wrapped around Xu Zixiao's body, and he would not let go even if he was beaten to death, which made Xu Zixiao unable to use his hands and feet.

Shi Xiaobao became Xu Zixiao's nightmare.

However, even with Shi Xiaobao's help, the battle between Wang Chu and Xu Zixiao did not have much advantage. Basically, punch for punch, punch to flesh, in just a few minutes, both of them had bruises on their heads. Nose and face are swollen.

"Are you convinced?"

Wang Zhu sat down on the ground, panting heavily, his whole body was about to collapse, Xu Zixiao's body was too strong, his fist hit it as if hitting a steel plate.

"Not convinced."

Xu Zixiao felt even worse, because he was carrying a man weighing more than one hundred catties on his back, which made him feel like he was fighting in the mud.

"Zi Xiao, Zi Xiao..."

Just when the three were at a stalemate, suddenly, Xu Xin's voice came from a distance, and that voice was getting closer and closer.

Hearing Xu Xin's voice, Wang Chu didn't care about Xu Zixiao, and scrambled into the toilet.

Miraculously, Shi Xiaobao, who had never let go, suddenly fell to the ground, followed Wang Stupid into the toilet with both hands and feet.

Just as Wang Zhu and Shi Xiaobao rushed into the toilet, Xu Zixiao rushed in with a gust of wind.

Inside the toilet, the three of them clenched their fists tightly, and the atmosphere was extremely tense. A strong smell of gunpowder permeated the air.

"Wang Zhu, Wang Zhu, are you in the toilet?" Xu Xin asked outside the toilet.

"Ah... yes... wait, it will be ready soon."

"hurry up."

"Oh……"

"Is it okay to have a temporary truce?" Wang Zhu winked at Shi Xiaobao, and Shi Xiaobao, who had been beaten up heavily, nodded his head. Then, Wang Zhu's eyes fell on Xu Zixiao's face again.

"it is good."

Xu Zixiao was overjoyed immediately.

As the saying goes, those who are arrogant are afraid of being stunned, and those who are stupefied are afraid of dying. Although these two guys have no fighting skills, they are desperate to fight, especially Xiaobao who looks thin and weak. He is a strange creature, and he will not let go even if he is beaten to death. This is the first time Xu Zixiao has encountered such an opponent in the world for several months.

At this time, Xu Zixiao had already decided that when they placed orders, they would clean up one by one!

Xu Zixiao didn't expect that both Wang Zhu and Shi Xiaobao had the same idea.

The three of them started tidying up in the toilet.

"Brother Xiao, come here, I'll help you dust off." Shi Xiaobao smiled obsequiously.

"..." Xu Zixiao's face turned petrified, this guy is too weird.

"Brother Xiao, Xiaobao will mess with you from now on, going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, no matter what!" Shi Xiaobao's face was full of righteousness.

"Really?" Xu Zixiao looked suspicious. He couldn't figure out why the guy who was fighting him to death just now suddenly changed his face.

"The emperor is above, and the earth is below..." Shi Xiaobao swears and vows while tidying Xu Zixiao's clothes attentively.

"I'll think about it." Naturally, Xu Zixiao didn't believe it, and interrupted Shi Xiaobao with a cold snort.

"Hey, brother Xiao has a lot of people, so he won't be as knowledgeable as Xiaobao."

"Humph."

Hearing Shi Xiaobao's heart-warming flattery, Xu Zixiao felt inexplicably more at ease.

Wang Zhu sorted it out on his own, he really knew Shi Xiaobao's flattery way too well, back then, he and Wen Jing suffered a lot.

The most amazing thing about Shi Xiaobao is that when he looks servile, he is merciless in stabbing him in the back.