Chapter 32 Player's Daily: Gouge Chapter
"Ah, it's so embarrassing!! It's fully booked again, don't these dog players go to work all day? What's the use of you moths in society?"
Somewhere on Mars, a Green Titan player started to make an appointment for a tutor as soon as he went online, but he was still prompted to wait for six hours, and suddenly became frustrated!
Except for the chief instructor, all fighter training instructors in the game must make an appointment in advance. Usually, an instructor can only teach 30 students at the same time. According to the instructor, after this number, the quality of teaching will decline.
Therefore, anyone who wants to take a tutoring class must make an appointment, and you can only make an appointment with players who match the same progress according to your learning progress.
After hearing this rule at the beginning, many players were puzzled. There are so many people in the base, so there are obviously not enough mentors for this rule, right?
But it turns out that it is enough, because the one-hour content of the guide may not be digested in two or three days if you have free time, and it is not counted as the time for you to move bricks!
The smart phone will automatically save the video for you to study in your spare time. Many players usually take four or five days to apply for the second guidance. Those who can apply for one time in two days like him are veterans who have accumulated thousands of points. player.
But his ranking has been stuck outside the top ten!
This player's name is: Waist like a male dog. He was originally a Green Titan player who was as famous as Gandi.
But recently, his status has declined. The reason is that his liver was overdone some time ago, and he lived in a second hospital. His points were overtaken by the little fairy with beriberi, but he was not selected for the procurement task!
Watching those guys keep posting screenshots of the big background in the post bar, Brother Gou not only secretly hated himself for not having two powerful dog kidneys like his own name!
In fact, under normal circumstances, this kind of thing will not happen to players, because although it is very hard for you to go online and move bricks every day, in fact, your body on planet D is soaking in the nutrition warehouse of the base, and is in a 100% relaxed state. Players will feel tired after offline is nothing more than the illusion of mental fatigue.
But this guy seemed to be desperately trying to catch up with the Gandi. In the next few days, he only went offline for two hours, and then went online frequently, causing his brain to constantly switch between fatigue and relaxation, and eventually made a mistake, causing shock, and almost a dog leash. .
This matter was ridiculed by the little fairy who overtook him, saying that he didn't know how to live or die, and dared to confront the Emperor Gan? Don't check people's backgrounds either!
Brother Gou was immediately unconvinced when he heard this, and really went to investigate, wanting to know who the hell is such a capable guy, but after checking, he found out that the guy named Gandi was born as an out-and-out programmer , and he is the kind of boss who is bald at the age of 26 and has no hair left, so I really can't afford it!
After getting rid of the idea of competing for the first place, Brother Gou calmed down and concentrated on enjoying the game. He usually paddles whenever he can when he goes to work, and he doesn't care much about the points.
As a result, I didn't expect that after the lord came back, there would be a major reform, which directly opened the channel for professional training, making the points that were originally only used to display the rankings more useful.
It also announced that there will be a large-scale mission in the future, and players of various races will be selected for cooperation!
This aroused Gou Ge's great enthusiasm, and it was the same, although the game screen is awesome and the details are perfect, but mining is mining all day long, and there will still be some aesthetic fatigue after a long time.
But after starting the instructor training this time, the boring mining career of Green Titan was instantly enriched. Whether it was the strength training, physical training of the chief instructor, or the skill training of other instructors, he felt full of incomparable freshness.
This kind of realism of teaching you martial arts one by one, even in some high-quality martial arts games in Central China, you can't experience it!
Moreover, the obvious physical improvement after the training and the sense of progress that can really skillfully use cold weapons are so wonderful that he, who is reborn enthusiastically, can't wait to stay in the game 24 hours a day!
And the failure to participate in the mission last time has always been Brother Gou's heart disease, which made him brood, this time he vowed that he would never fall behind again!
However, the process of catching up to the rankings was not smooth.
In terms of training, as a player who almost caught up with the Gandi, he has enough points to save, but the key is time. Since he entered the hospital last time, he has been forcibly pulled into the control list by the Network Management Bureau. He can't be online for more than eight hours a day, and the game intelligence is also very cooperative. Every time the eight hours are approaching, he will be prompted to log off immediately.
This makes Brother Gou extremely inconvenient, especially for skill training. Skill training takes a lot of time to practice digestion every day, and after finally digesting, when he wants to continue the course, he often prompts that the instructor is occupied, which makes him feel uncomfortable. Don't log off in a hurry so as not to take up your precious online time.
But after going offline, the time is really tough. As a rich N-generation who doesn’t have to go to work, in reality, I feel like I have nothing to do except spend money. Can’t I be quietly self-reliant in the game and strive to become a talent?
Oh, what's wrong with the world"
After logging off the line, Brother Gou stretched his waist and slowly walked out of his luxurious game room. Obviously, this player named Male Dog was not as brave as his name in reality. On the contrary, he had a pale face and a young age. The light hairline has already reached the standard of 30 years old, which is obviously caused by not having good work and rest habits.
"Hey, baby? You're coming out so soon?" In the villa, a very soft-looking woman asked with concern.
"En." Brother Gou nodded, then sat on the sofa in a daze. In reality, he was surprisingly taciturn.
Seeing this, the woman suggested: "The weather is so good, let's go out for a stroll, the old house is not good either."
Brother Gou: "Don't go to the heat"
"It's better if it's hot!" The woman smiled, "Girls in the street wear cool clothes when it's hot. Long legs all over the street are the best way to relieve the heat!"
Brother Gou twitched his mouth when he heard this, and said, "Come on, you guys are not satisfied every time I value it and bring it back. To put it bluntly, you are not the one who will be with me in the end?"
"That's because you have bad eyesight. Every time you bring back gold diggers."
"But the only thing that attracts girls to me, your son, is money. Isn't it a money-digging girl or a martyr who spends money on it?"
Speaking of this, the boy looked at his mother's beautiful face and then at his ordinary face reflected in the small mirror placed by his mother next to the sofa, and couldn't help but wondered: "Mom, when you were fishing for your father, did you not like that?" Have you had plastic surgery? Why haven't I inherited your beauty at all?"
"Ah bah!" The woman immediately bawled angrily when she heard the words: "That's your father being ugly, no wonder my mother, just like your father, I can synthesize you into such a look, my mother, my genes are already very good Do you have enough strength?"
Boy: "My dad is so ugly, why did you marry him?"
Woman: "He is rich!"
boy:""
Woman: "Actually, son, you are not ugly. At most, you are a bit ordinary. If you can exercise your body, it is not too bad. As a result, your body is so weak at a young age, and you usually look a little masculine. Not at all, your father won't let you hang out with those cronies and you just stay at home and play games every day, it's really shameful."
The boy bowed his head and remained silent. To be honest, he regretted it a bit. He was led by a group of drinking and meat friends every day before he was fully mature at the age of fourteen or five. He was only in his 20s now, and he was like a 35-year-old uncle. almost.
"By the way, the old man celebrates his birthday in two days. Everyone in the family will go, and many younger generations will also go to celebrate the birthday. You should be more honest at home these two days and play less games. I asked the nanny to prepare it for you. Supplements, make up your complexion, you'd better take some time to exercise to make yourself look more energetic, lest the old man see our mother and talk sarcasticly."
"Ah?" The boy grimaced immediately when he heard the words. The old man his mother said was his grandfather, a veteran army commander with a strict personality. Just try to hide as much as possible, and there must be a lot of cousins and some outstanding children of the family on the big birthday, and comparisons will definitely be indispensable. This kind of occasion is the most troublesome
Hey, if only I lived in the game world, even if I moved bricks for a lifetime?
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