My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 1219 A Strategy to Save People

For the first time in his history, Lin Hai felt that the situation was so difficult.

If you want to save the Yu Tianze brothers and sisters in front of thousands of people, you have to face not only the island owner, a half-step earthly immortal who is so terrifying that he can easily kill him instantly, but also Hou Guangyao, a supervising officer in the late Nascent Soul stage!

These two people are both more powerful than Leng Yueru. Saving people from them is tantamount to snatching food from a tiger's mouth.

Not to mention, there are masters from the four major families who are searching for him everywhere, as well as the fierce armored army.

"Nima, what a headache!"

Lin Hai rubbed his forehead, feeling that this was simply an unsolvable super problem.

"It seems that this time I can't rely on myself alone. I have to ask the funny gods in heaven for help."

Thinking of this, Lin Hai directly opened the Tianting trading group, edited a message, and sent it.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Dear fellow fairies, here’s a Q&A with prizes! How did he successfully rescue two ordinary people who were about to be executed in the hands of an enemy a hundred times more powerful in front of everyone?

Lin Hai has already figured out the habits of these teasing gods. They are all useless things. If you ask directly, you may not get a reliable answer. Only by creating a question and answer format with prizes can you mobilize enthusiasm.

As soon as Lin Hai's message was sent out, the gods' replies came immediately.

Erlang Shen: Come downstairs and answer the question. This question doesn't hold true for me, because people who are a hundred times more powerful than me haven't been born yet. (followed by a cool expression)

Sun Wukong: x-on:Erlang Shen, my son, you are saying that the person who is a hundred times more powerful than you is not born, right? a ha ha ha!

Erlang Shen: You monkey, if you don’t accept it, I’ll challenge you!

Sun Wukong: Hey, my son, I am still afraid of you, send me the coordinates!

Erlang Shen: (a position graphic)

Lin Hai looked at the messages in the group, and suddenly his face was full of black lines. Damn, why do these two guys start fighting each other when they meet? Can you solve the brother problem first?

Molihai: Let me ask you first, what is the prize for this quiz?

Seven Fairies: Yes, let’s talk about the prize first!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: That’s right, if I waste half my efforts and give a satisfactory answer, and the prize is a treat of seafood, who am I going to cry to?

Zhu Bajie: Give me a prize for a girl! It's best to be as beautiful as Chang'e, as coquettish as Lightning Mother, and as tall as Yaochi! (followed by a drooling expression)

Chang'e: x-on:Zhu Bajie, you gangster, go to hell!

Dian Mu: x-on:Zhu Bajie, you damn pig, why am I so coquettish? That’s called femininity! (followed by a shy expression)

Fairy Yaochi: x-on:Zhu Bajie, believe it or not, I castrated you!

Zhu Bajie: x-on:Fairy Yaochi, do you want to castrate me, an old pig? Come on, come on, old pig is waiting for you! You have to castrate it "with your own hands". (followed by a drooling expression)

Fairy Yaochi: x-on:Zhu Bajie, bah, shameless!

"You're paralyzed!" Lin Hai was speechless. Can these teasers be more reliable? My brother is talking about business!

It seems like there needs to be some serious stuff, otherwise these guys won't be able to be serious at all.

Little confused fairy: The prizes are a box of spicy strips, a box of Coke, and two versions of Wahaha!

Red Boy: Damn it, such a generous prize!

Nezha: Great Immortal, my mouth is watering!

Mo Li Qing: x-on:Mo Li Hong, x-on:Mo Li Hai, x-on:Mo Li Shou, let’s get together, there’s a big prize coming to your door!

Lightning Mother: x-on:Thor, damn ghost, don’t sleep, there’s something good going on!

Night Traveler: Damn, I was just about to catch up on my sleep, but I won’t!

Erlang Shen: x-on:Sun Wukong, Monkey King, let’s fight again next time. Grandpa is going to win the prize... Oops, you paralyzed and made the monkey steal the peach! You shameless bastard!

Sun Wukong: Ahaha, how does it feel when the egg is broken? Isn’t it so sour and refreshing?

"Crazy!" Lin Hai held his cell phone and lay on the ground, looking hopeless.

These funny gods, how long will it take before they can get to the point? Brother, they are so anxious!

Little confused fairy: If anyone talks about irrelevant topics again, you will be disqualified from answering!

As soon as Lin Hai said these words, the group suddenly became quiet.

"Nima, it looks like I have to threaten you!"

After a while, the gods finally began to answer.

Moli Qing: Facing an enemy that is a hundred times more powerful, I think we should use a honey trap. Well, the four of us brothers think it is better to sacrifice our appearance to sell ourselves!

puff!

"Sell your sister!" This first answer is so unreliable!

Zhu Bajie: If you want to use a beauty trap, you have to have good looks. In my opinion, it’s better to treat the enemy to a meal, have a big meal, and take care of it. The enemy will definitely not be able to walk after seeing it, and he will be crushed to death!

"Yeah, it's even more unreliable!" Lin Hai was speechless.

Thor: I think we can bribe the enemy's servant. When we are about to take action, let this servant run out quickly and shout, Master, your mother has called you home for dinner! As soon as he hears his mother calling for food, he must go back immediately, and you can save people.

Nezha: It’s better to ask your mother to let you go home and do your homework. If you can’t finish your homework, you won’t be allowed to go out to play.

Red Boy: x-on:Nezha, this trick definitely won’t work. Your homework was all written by the Ninth Prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. When did you go home and write?

Nezha: x-on:Honghai'er, don't talk about me. Didn't he also write yours? Yesterday, you beat him because he didn't write well.

Dragon King of the West Sea: I asked my son, why does he stay up all night doing homework every day and still has a bruised nose and a swollen face? It turns out he is you two naughty kids. What about the parents? Do you care? (followed by an angry expression)

Nezha: What is it called? Your son doesn’t want to go home after school, right?

Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Nezha, I hate your arrogance the most!

Nezha: It hurts you, if you can, send your son to school! Oh, I forgot, your son was slaughtered by me!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Nezha, you little brat, how dare you mention this!

"Damn it, why is the building tilted again!" Lin Hai burst into tears, it was so unreliable.

Forget it, asking in the group is useless, it seems you still have to rely on yourself.

Lin Hai thought hard about his silent withdrawal from the already hyped group, and the topic turned to the Heavenly Trading Group that focused on campus violence and the eighteen ways to eat dragon meat.

Although Yu Tianze and Yu Tiancheng are not weak in strength, they are obviously not good enough when facing the masters.

If you save people by yourself, you must not only ensure rescue, but also ensure their safety. If you are in danger, you can hide in the holy realm, but they cannot, so you must think of a foolproof strategy.

"Thunder Hammer must be rented out!" Lin Hai made his first decision!

"After rescuing Yu Tianze and Yu Tiancheng, they must have certain trump cards in their hands to stop the pursuing enemies." Lin Hai thought about this and felt that the most convenient and best thing to use is the talisman!

"Wait a minute, draw some ninth-level talisman!" The attack power of the ninth-level talisman is equivalent to a Nascent Soul blow. Although Lin Hai still had some difficulty in drawing it, he might not be unable to succeed.

The last point is how to save people in public and escape safely.

This is the most difficult part of the whole thing.

"Look for Sun Wukong!"

When encountering such difficult things, Lin Hai trusted Sun Wukong the most.

Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, do you have any solution to the problem I mentioned in the group?

Sun Wukong: Ah, are you just asking, or are you really going to do it?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Of course I do it for real!

Lin Hai told Sun Wukong about the matter in detail, especially the strength gap between himself and the island owner, and begged Sun Wukong to come up with a perfect solution.

Sun Wukong: There is a way, but the success rate is about 50%!

"Fifty percent?" Lin Hai's eyes lit up. This probability was already worth the risk. Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, what is the best way?

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