Chapter 905 Sky-High-Priced Bags

Ding dong!

Just as Lin Hai's message was sent, his WeChat message suddenly rang. Someone was chatting with him privately. He glanced at it and saw that it was Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun: Let’s make an agreement first. If you auction one piece, you will get a 30% commission! (Behind is a cute expression)

puff!

"You are paralyzed, you are the reincarnation of a vampire!" Lin Hai almost exploded with anger when he saw it.

This Taishang Laojun is too shady, he doesn’t do anything, he just pumps water when he comes up, and he has to be so high, it’s so shameless.

Little confused fairy: Can you stop doing this? (followed by a tearful expression)

Taishang Laojun: If you don’t agree, I will kick you out of the group. (followed by a cute expression)

"It's your uncle!" Lin Hai yelled at the screen of his mobile phone, and he threatened himself with this trick. It was really shameless!

Little Confused Fairy: Thirty percent is too much, 10% won’t do, and the landlord’s family won’t have enough food left. (followed by a crying expression)

Taishang Laojun: Then let’s give it 20%, it can’t be any less. (followed by a shy expression)

"Twenty percent?" Lin Hai gritted his teeth. You numb old guy, you are waiting for your brother. Sooner or later, your brother will get your capital back with interest!

Little confused fairy: Deal, just 20%!

Taishang Laojun: Haha, happy cooperation! (followed by a handshake expression)

"Happy, you're so numb!" Lin Hai felt contempt in his heart. He didn't even bother to reply. He quit the chat and entered the Heavenly Trading Group again.

At this time, the Heavenly Trading Group had already gathered together.

Erlang Shen: x-on:Little confused fairy, you should start. Where are the auction items?

Mo Liqing: x-on:Little confused fairy, just, just, hurry up, our four brothers have been cleared and can go into battle at any time. (followed by a shy expression)

Mother Dian: Bah, bah, bah, you four are so disgusting! x-on:Little Muddleheaded Fairy, what the hell, I’ve been cleared up. (Followed by a hooked-finger expression)

Lei Gong: x-on:Dian Mu, Ah Dian, it’s not even time for me to go to work, why do you let me go now? (The year after, it was a cuckold selfie with a confused look on his face)

Chang'e: x-on:Little confused fairy, hurry up, hurry up, I want it now~

Zhu Bajie: x-on:Chang'e, sister, what do you want? Brother Pig can satisfy you. (followed by a drooling expression)

Nezha: x-on:Little confused fairy, big fairy, don’t forget our slogan, good brothers, be loyal!

Red Boy: x-on:Little confused fairy, same as above!

…

Lin Hai thought for a while, then took out a bag, took a photo and sent it to the group, ready to test the waters. After all, he didn't know yet whether the things that mortal women liked would be attractive to the fairies in heaven.

Little confused fairy: The first auction item, a lady’s bag, has a starting price of 1,000 merit points!

Lin Hai set the price neither high nor low, and first tested the reactions of the gods.

Erlang Shen: What does Kun Bao mean? Is this thing a magic weapon?

Dragon King of the East China Sea: It doesn’t look like it, but it seems to be very exquisitely made.

Nezha: Great Immortal, what is the use of this bag?

Red Boy: Can I eat it?

Seventh Fairy: Wow, I don’t know why, my heartbeat suddenly accelerated when I saw this Kun Bao.

Mother Dian: Me too, it feels so strange. Does this Kunbao have magic power?

Chang'e: Oh my god, I thought I was the only one like this, but it turns out everyone is the same. I want this Kunbao.

Taibai Jinxing: x-on:Little confused fairy, let’s talk about it first, what is the purpose of this Kun bag?

…

Lin Hai looked at the reactions of the immortals, his eyes lit up, and he felt confident.

It seems that regardless of mortals or gods, things like bags are absolutely alluring to women. Look at Chang'e and other female fairies. They don't even know what Kun Bao does, but they already like them subconsciously.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: This Kun bag is used daily to carry some scattered small items. You can put it on your arm when you go out. It is convenient and adds charm. It is a standard accessory for every successful fairy.

Erlangshen: Damn, it turns out to be a storage bag. It’s boring.

Zhu Bajie: That’s right, who would use this kind of thing?

Nezha: Great Immortal, even though we are good brothers, I have to say that this thing is useless. Everyone can create their own storage space, which is much more convenient than this.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Alas, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. (Followed by a shaking head expression)

Chang'e: I'll pay 1,500! (followed by a drooling expression)

Zhu Bajie: x-on:Chang'e, sister, are you okay?

Seven Fairies: 2000!

Zhu Bajie: x-on:Seven fairies, are you crazy? 2,000 merit points can cover my night.

Baihua Fairy: 3000!

Dian mother: 4000!

He Xiangu: 5000!

…

"Uh..." The male gods in the group looked at the female fairies in the group, and they all went crazy and kept shouting the prices up, and they were all stunned.

Damn, what is the charm of a clumsy storage bag with no other special functions that makes them grab it like this?

Lei Gong: x-on:Dian Mu, Ah Dian, why did you buy this piece of shit? The price is just one month’s salary for me? (followed by a tearful expression)

Many male gods immediately stared at the group to see how the Lightning Mother would reply. The God of Thunder's question was also a question in the minds of all the male gods.

Mother Dian: It looks great. It’s beautiful just thinking about carrying this beautiful bag out. (followed by a drooling expression)

"Good-looking? Where is it good-looking?" Many male gods became even more confused after seeing Mother Dian's answer.

Chang'e: Sisters, please, please stop arguing with others, okay? I'll pay 5,500. (followed by a tearful expression)

Baihua Fairy: x-on:Chang'e, I'm sorry, I must get this bag. I'll pay 6,000!

He Xiangu: 10,000!

Dian mother: 20000!

Seven Fairies: 30,000!

Lishan’s mother: Girls, stop fighting, I’m worth 100,000 yuan!

He Xiangu: Damn it, my mother doesn’t play like this. (followed by a crying expression)

Dian Mu: Oh my god, this bag is so powerful, it blew up the old mother who had been diving.

Chang'e: Alas, my mother is a rich woman, and I can't compete with others.

…

In the end, this Kun bag was bought by Lishan's mother for 100,000 merit points, which made Lin Hai so excited. He really didn't expect that it would be such a good start that it would fetch such a sky-high price.

Just when I was preparing to send the package to my old mother and friend from Cali Mountain, Taishang Laojun popped up in the group.

Taishang Laojun: Haha, fellow immortals, in order to ensure the safety of the transaction, I will guarantee the entire auction today. Please send all the merit points and items to me, and I will transfer them to both parties!

"Damn!" Lin Hai was scornful. This old guy was too cunning. He was afraid that he would default on his debt, and he said it so grandly.

However, in his group, the group leader was the biggest, so Lin Hai had no choice but to recognize him.

Ding dong!

You sent a Kun bag to Taishang Laojun.

After Taishang Laojun received the Kun Bao, he quickly transferred the merit points to Lin Hai.

Ding dong!

Taishang Laojun transfers 80,000 merit points to you, please check it in your wallet.

Taishang Laojun: I will withhold the 20% of the commission. Haha, we must do more auctions like this in the future! Okay, you go ahead. (followed by a silly expression)

"Fuck your sister more!" Lin Hai's nose was almost crooked with anger. This old guy was so rude. He directly earned a net profit of 20,000 merit points.

Old Mother Lishan: x-on:Little confused fairy, thank you fairy friend for this Kunbao. I think the Queen Mother will like it very much. I no longer have to worry about what birthday gifts to give.

Chang'e: x-on:Little confused fairy, do you still have that kind of bag? People want it too.

Seven Fairies: x-on:Little confused fairy, yes, yes, take another one!

Baihua Fairy: x-on:Little confused fairy, please have the same style!

…

Seeing the urging of many female fairies, Lin Hai smiled faintly.

Not only does he own this kind of bags, but he also has many more, but Lin Hai is not going to sell them anymore today. After all, things are rare and expensive, and he needs to get an appetite for them for a few days first.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I'm sorry, fellow fairies, I don't have the bag for the moment. After all, this kind of thing is very precious and rare. If you want it, please wait for a few days. As soon as new products are available, I will get them from the group. auction.

Little confused fairy: Next, let’s auction the second item!