Chapter 908 Can I Get a Refund? I Call You Daddy!

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Lin Hai laughed so much that his stomach hurt. Isn't it good that this unlucky God of Wealth has been unconscious all this time? Why should he wake up? It's better now, another mouthful of old blood is spit out, and ten years of Taoism are gone.

After three minutes of silence for the God of Wealth, Lin Hai started the auction!

However, Lin Hai also saw the success of the first two auction items. These things that mortal women liked were also very popular in heaven. Lin Hai was too lazy to choose, and just took out one and started auctioning it.

The third auction item was a blue peacock-shaped hairpin. It was many times more beautiful than the shapeless hairpins in Heaven. It was directly bought by the Peacock Fairy for 50,000 merit points. This shape was simply designed for her. , but there are no other gods competing for it.

Then, the fourth item, the fifth item, the sixth item... In a short time, twenty or thirty items were photographed. As soon as each item was taken out, it was immediately robbed by the gods.

They had never heard of or seen these women's things. The male gods wanted to take pictures of them and give them to the Queen Mother, while the female gods wanted to take them for their own use. The auction prices continued to reach new highs, which made Lin Haile's mouth twisted.

After taking another photo, Lin Hai took out the next item.

"Uh... sanitary napkins!" Lin Hai was a little confused because he didn't know if the fairies in the sky were hundreds or thousands of years old. Do they still have aunts?

"Forget it, let's go out and try it first!"

Little confused fairy: sanitary napkin, a menstrual product for women, easy to use, soft and hygienic!

Lin Hai was afraid that these gods would not know how to use them, so he found some pictures of sanitary napkin instructions on the Internet and sent them together.

As a result, as soon as Lin Hai finished posting the message, the group immediately became lively again.

He Xiangu: Ouch, that’s so annoying. Are you trying to embarrass me to death? (followed by a shy expression)

Chang'e: x-on:Little confused fairy, you are so bad, you actually auction such a thing!

Mother Dian: x-on:Little confused fairy, did you also invent this? too talented! (followed by a drooling expression)

Zhu Bajie: x-on:Little confused fairy, I, the old pig, don’t obey anyone, so I will obey you! How could you come up with such a shameless thing? I like it so much! (Followed by a thumbs up emoji)

Taibai Jinxing: Ahem, that’s offensive! (followed by a sweating expression)

Nezha: What is menstruation? Can it be eaten?

Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Nezha, you can’t eat, but you can drink! You can go home and ask your mother for it!

King Tota: x-on:Dragon King of the East China Sea, what the hell are you talking about, are you looking for trouble? x-on:Nezha, fuck him!

Nezha: I’ll go home right now, pump up the energy for Hot Wheels, and then go to the East China Sea to fuck him!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Tota King, I guess it’s just a joke, what’s the point? Stop your little brat quickly, he is really capable of what he does!

Mo Li Hai: x-on:Little confused fairy, please tell me the starting price. I can’t wait. The four of us haven’t bought anything yet!

Moli Qing: That’s right, hurry up! After the auction, we have to go to Donghai to watch the show.

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Lin Hai thought about it, this sanitary napkin is a consumable item, and it is unlikely to be auctioned. It is better to set a price close to the people and sell it directly, and then put it in the Tianting WeChat store, and the water will flow.

Little confused fairy: A pack of sanitary napkins is priced at 1,000 merit points!

"I'll wipe it, so cheap?" The gods were used to the heavenly order of the items in front of them, and they were a little uncomfortable for a while. Moreover, it was a fixed price, so whoever was faster would get it!

However, this thing makes these immortals somewhat hesitant. After all, they all became immortals in China's feudal society, even slave society, and primitive society. Their minds are not that open. Women's menstruation has made it difficult for them to talk about it, let alone Let’s talk about these menstrual supplies.

As a result, the immortals hesitated, and suddenly a message appeared in the group.

Mo Li Qing: I want 10,000 merit points!

As soon as Moli Qing finished sending the message, Taishang Laojun jumped out immediately.

Taishang Laojun: x-on:Mo Li Qing, congratulations, you will be snapped up! 10,000 merit points, this sanitary napkin is yours! You are awesome, you are the best! Immediately transfer your merit points to me, and you can take the sanitary napkin bag home! (Followed by a thumbs-up expression)

Mo Li Qing: Huh? Hehe, Laojun, you deserve the award, but let me tell you secretly, among the four of us brothers, I am the smartest! I will transfer the merit points to you right now!

Lin Hai looked at the exchange between Taishang Laojun and Mo Liqing, and suddenly felt confused, and then couldn't help laughing.

Damn it, this is too bad for Taishang Laojun. He is afraid that Mo Liqing will react and deceive him in the first place.

Ding dong!

You sent a pack of sanitary napkins to Taishang Laojun!

Ding dong!

Taishang Laojun transfers 8,000 merit points to you!

Mo Lingqing: Haha, I finally took the photo. I will give this pack of sanitary napkins to the Queen Mother as a birthday gift tomorrow!

Erlangshen: x-on:Mo Liqing, idiot, you were fooled, hahahaha!

Zhu Bajie: How stupid, hahahaha, I am laughing so hard!

Seven Fairies: x-on:Mo Li Qing, brother, are you here to make a joke?

Thunder God: x-on:Mo Li Qing, you are still laughing, you have been tricked by Lao Jun!

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Mo Li Qing: What do you mean, are you jealous of me because you saw me taking photos of sanitary napkins?

Molihai: Damn, I get it. This time, the price is 1,000 merit points, not an auction. Damn it!

Magic Red: x-on:Magic Green, you are paralyzed, you are screaming without seeing clearly!

Mo Lihai: It’s over, what a big loss. I didn’t expect that with our brothers’ superb IQs, we would make such stupid mistakes. Sure enough, tigers also take naps! How can you still hang out in the high-IQ world in the future?

Mo Li Qing: x-on:Little confused fairy, can you give me a refund? I call you daddy! As long as you return it to me, I can clean it up... you know! (followed by a tearful expression)

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After working on it all afternoon, Lin Hai auctioned out almost fifty or sixty items before the auction ended!

Those who took pictures were naturally filled with joy, while those who didn't can only sigh and continue to worry about what gifts to give to the Queen Mother tomorrow. These were not among Lin Hai's concerns.

Ding dong!

Just after coming out of the Heavenly Trading Group, someone suddenly chatted with him privately. When Lin Hai saw it, it was Chang'e!

Chang'e: Do you still have that, um, sanitary napkin? (followed by a shy expression)

Little confused fairy: Yes, what's wrong?

Chang'e: Yes, can you sell me a pack? (Followed by a face-palming expression)

Little confused fairy: What is it used for?

"Uh..." Lin Hai said it without thinking. He was speechless for a while. Didn't he ask the question knowingly? If a fairy wants sanitary napkins, what else can she do?

Chang'e: I hate, hate, hate, you are so bad! (Behind is the expression of a little girl stamping her feet shyly)

Little confused fairy: Is menstruation coming?

Lin Hai asked tentatively.

Chang'e: Oh my, I'm so embarrassed! People won’t buy it!

"I'm going, right?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while. No matter how hard he understood, he understood that Chang'e was indeed menstruating, but what he didn't expect was that Liu Xinyue was also in the past two days, and the two of them didn't even know how to do this. Synchronize!

"If Xinyue and Chang'e are not the same person, I won't believe anything I say!"

Chang'e said she didn't want it anymore, which was because she was embarrassed. Naturally, Lin Hai didn't take it seriously, so he took out a pack and handed it over.

Ding dong!

You sent a pack of sanitary napkins to Chang'e.

Ding dong!

Chang'e transfers 1,000 merit points to you!

Chang'e: Thank you, goodbye! (followed by a shy expression)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: You're welcome, just tell me how you feel after using it. (Behind is an expression covering his mouth and laughing)

Chang'e: Bah, bah, bah, you are such a bad guy, I will ignore you! (Followed by a face-covering expression)

After teasing Chang'e, Lin Hai unknowingly showed a smile on his face. Then he saw a large number of merit points in his wallet and couldn't help but become curious again.

"What is the use of this merit point?"

Except when he first joined the group, Lin Hai saw that the gods all used merit points to buy things, and listened to the gods chatting. The wages they paid were also merit points. The Lin family naturally understood that merit points were the currency of heaven, equivalent to the mortal currency. Money in the world is the same.

But these gods, all with great magical powers, should have everything. Why are some gods, like the four generals of the Demon Family, so poor that they don't even have to wear trousers? Where do they spend their merits?

Lin Hai vaguely felt that this merit point was not simple, it should be able to buy something very important!

With his head full of questions, Lin Hai directly found Sun Wukong’s WeChat account.

Little confused fairy: Great Sage, are you here? May I ask you something?