I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 130: Ghost Overwhelms Li Changge

silence.

Continue to be silent.

awkward silence—

"Well, I don't believe it."

Yi Lin stood up expressionlessly, ready to leave.

"Don't—boss!"

Li Changge seemed to regard Yi Lin as the last straw, and firmly grabbed Yi Lin's trousers, trying to prevent Yi Lin from turning around and leaving.

Pan Xiaozheng yawned boredly.

"Have you forgotten your identity?"

Yi Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry as she looked at Li Changge hanging on her lap.

"International superstar?"

Li Changge said weakly.

"I mean another identity."

"The world's most handsome?" Li Changge's tone was a little uncertain.

Yi Lin: "..."

"Oh, don't, don't, don't go! Boss! I know! I know for sure!"

Li Changge saw that Yi Lin was going to leave if he disagreed, and said quickly: "I know! I haven't forgotten! But what the hell I'm hitting a ghost! I don't want to! I'm helpless too!"

"Don't you have the 'ghost killing technique'?"

Erin thought about it.

This is the skill they learned together in Ghost Mist Mountain.

——Although it is useless.

It's like an ancient story.

A pig butcher has learned the art of slaying dragons through untold hardships.

However, there are no dragons in the world.

This is... quite miserable.

The reason why Yi Lin thinks the skill "Ghost Killing Technique" is useless is that,

After the trial of Ghost Mist Mountain, this skill can't improve the strength at all.

If he hadn't brought an apocalypse knight module that could strengthen skills, the "ghost killing technique" would be useless to Yi Lin.

Think here.

Yi Lin chuckled again, and added: "Isn't it a coincidence that the 'Ghost Killing Technique' can finally be used."

Li Changge: "..."

What he said was so reasonable that Li Changge was speechless.

Under Li Changge's stalking, Yi Lin had no choice but to sit down again.

This time Li Changge finally didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, so he got straight to the point.

Cut to the chase.

Eloquently.

"Cough cough..." Li Changge coughed twice, cleared his throat habitually, brewing emotions, and his expression gradually became sad: "Actually, this matter is a long story..."

Yi Lin: "Then please make a long story short, I'm very busy."

Yi Lin's words were not an excuse.

Although it seems that Yi Lin has nothing serious after returning from the trip to Gotham City.

But whether it is to continue to study the "Dionysian factor" in the body.

Or continue to plan for the "future".

Or to develop motivation.

Or track the progress of Mo Mengmeng's research.

No matter what it is, it is far better than sitting here and listening to Li Changge's nonsense.

— because it doesn't matter.

Li Changge was quite speechless.

But he seemed to see that if he didn't pick the key points, Yi Lin and Pan Zhengyi would most likely knock him down with one punch, and then walk away.

In Li Changge's view, one of these two guys is ugly and the other is neurotic, but neither of them is a good person.

then.

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin and Pan Zhengyi who were expressionless, and regained his emotions.

"That night... the night of September 7th. I just came back from filming a scene in Haiting Film and Television City. Oh, by the way, the title of the movie is "The Gambler, the Gambler, the Emperor, and the Immortal Gambler through Time and Space". It is expected to be released next year. , if you want to watch it, I will give you a special premiere ticket!"

Li Changge glanced at Pan Zhengyi again: "I'll give you one too."

Yi Lin stood up silently.

Pan Xiaozheng silently clenched his fists.

"Ahem, ahem, what's next is the key point! The key point! The key point!"

Yi Lin sat down again.

Pan Xiaozheng let go of his clenched fist.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Li Changge quickly said: "You know, usually, I would definitely have a special car to pick you up, but that day, Sister Lu was a little unwell, and I was too lazy to drive by myself. It was very dark, a little cold, chilly .”

"In addition, Haiting Film and Television City is not far from this villa, so I simply disguised myself that day and planned to walk back from the film and television city. Oh, by the way, you should not understand that a star like me has too many fans. Being recognized on the road will definitely be very troublesome."

Pan Xiaozheng suddenly said, "A fan like Wen Manni?"

clap clap.

A special effect of chrysanthemums blooming suddenly burst out from behind Li Changge.

baffling.

"Anyway, I was alone that night, walking silently on the path."

"Here comes the important point." Li Changge seemed to think of something, and trembled slightly: "When I came back that day, there was no one else around... because it was too late. At that moment, I suddenly felt as if someone was watching from behind. look at me..."

"The eyes staring at me from behind made me feel something called 'murderous look'—ah! Yes, Old Pan, it's your eyes!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Changge paused for a while, and continued: "My first reaction at the time was that I might have encountered paparazzi, so I didn't pay attention at the time. Anyway, I have experience in this matter. So I hid with years of experience... But But you guys don’t know, the feeling that that sight gives me is getting closer, closer, closer, and suddenly——”

Li Changge gave a loud shout.

Pan Xiaozheng jumped onto the sofa directly, with a blank expression on his face, standing straight, a metal baseball bat popped out of his hand at some point.

"Just talk about things, can you not be so eloquent as if you are reciting lines?"

The corners of Yi Lin's eyes twitched slightly, resisting the urge to punch him, and then pulled away from Pan Xiaozheng by two positions without any trace of her buttocks.

To be precise, it is two positions away from "Harley Quinn's good friend".

It was only then that Pan Xiaozheng realized that he had overreacted, so he silently put away the metal baseball bat, and then sat down again.

But obviously, after Li Changge's startled narration, Pan Xiaozheng's eyes became more interested.

It seems interesting.

Li Changge continued: "Suddenly, I turned around...there was no one behind."

Erin nodded.

A common formula for horror stories.

No surprises at all.

If there was something behind turning his head, Li Changge would have disappeared long ago.

Still need to ask for help here?

Li Changge saw that Lao Pan and Yi Lin had no emotion on their expressions.

Can't help being a little disappointed.

He didn't know that Yi Lin and Lao Pan were also a little disappointed in the ending of this ghost story.

Li Changge didn't dare continue to suffer from pneumonia, so he continued to tell his little supernatural story.

"Although there was no one behind me when I turned my head, I can be sure that the line of sight never disappeared."

Yi Lin narrowed her eyes slightly.

Looking behind Li Changge.

As Li Changge was talking, he noticed Yi Lin's eyes and turned his head in fright.

behind--

No one was there.

"Fuck, don't scare me."

"hehe."

Yi Lin smiled and shook her head, without explaining.

"Then, I went home."

Li Changge swallowed hard: "My bedroom is on the second floor, and Sister Lu also lives here, but she lives on the first floor..."

When Lao Pan heard it, he suddenly became interested: "Oh?"

—The tone is the third tone.

"Ahem, don't get me wrong... Forget it, it's not important." As a star, Li Changge seemed to be used to gossip and gossip, so he continued to tell supernatural stories without intending to explain.

"That night I routinely slept alone. You know, I, Li Changge, am very clean."

Yi Lin and Lao Pan nodded at the same time.

Said the letter.

"But here comes the point—"

Li Changge suddenly showed a frightened expression: "I urgently wanted to wake up in the middle of the night, and it felt like someone was pressing on top of my quilt. I couldn't move, I couldn't move at all!"

Zizizi——

suddenly.

The ceiling light suddenly dimmed.

Flickering and flickering.

In the villa, the air conditioner was obviously not turned on, but the temperature seemed to drop a few degrees suddenly.

There was a strange sound in everyone's ears at the same time.

It's like somewhere in this empty villa, there is a person, with those long nails, once, not once, left, right, down, up, repeatedly scratching the glass, the sound is extremely enchanting Harsh.

When the piercing sound of scratching the glass sounded, there was a gloomy atmosphere all around, as if there was a kind of sad music, lingering invisible in every corner of the villa.

That singing sound is like a beautiful ghost singing a cappella beside my ears...

Mmmmm...

Snapped--

suddenly.

Yi Lin slapped the table with a slap.

Poker face.

This sudden slap scared Li Changge so much that he almost peed out of his body.

Pan Zhengyi took out his "good friend" expressionlessly again.

"Turn off your... special effects."

Yi Lin just came back from a trip to Gotham City, and almost burst out of her mouth with a damn translation accent.

"Uh... sorry, get used to it, hey, get used to it, it's just like that when emotions come."

Li Changge readjusted his mood.

The weird "special effects" all around disappeared one after another.

Lighting as usual.

The atmosphere is back to normal.

"Ghost press?"

Yi Lin lowered her head and thought about it.

This seems to be a common stalk in the classic thriller and suspense novels.

But looking at Li Changge's attitude, it doesn't look like he's joking.

"Have you seen the so-called 'ghost'?"

Li Changge cried with a sad face: "I'm afraid if I can't see it! If I could see it, wouldn't I kill myself? No matter what I say, Li Changge, I am also a man who has experienced the battle of Guiwu Mountain!"

"September 7th..." Yi Lin's expression was calm: "Just that night?"

"No."

Li Changge hugged his head tightly in pain, his expression was a little pale: "Every night! It's been almost a week now! Every night when I wake up in the middle of the night, I feel like someone is pressing on my quilt! And, at all Can't move!"

"Moreover, it's not just in the villa, even if I live in a hotel or sleep in the film and television city, as long as I sleep, that feeling will come! Unless... I don't sleep."

Pan Xiaozheng curled his lips, a little bored: "Then it will be resolved if you don't sleep."

Li Changge became angry: "I'm not you! People will die if they don't sleep! They will die, they will definitely die!"

"oh--"

Pan Xiaozheng dragged out a long ending, as if he had suddenly realized.

Yi Lin continued to ask: "Do you think it is a male ghost or a female ghost?"

Li Changge lowered his head and thought for a moment, a little uncertain: "I feel like a female ghost... Huh? Wait! It's a male ghost and a female ghost, that's not the point at all, okay?"

Yi Lin chuckled: "Besides being pressed, do you have other discomforts?"

Li Changge was taken aback when he heard the words: "It seems... not."

"Have symptoms of frequent urination, urgency, and poor urination?"

"It seems... not at all?"

"Can the apostle panel have a negative status?"

Li Changge opened the apostle panel seriously and took a look, then shook his head: "No."

"Will the health drop when you are pressed?"

Li Changge shook his head again.

"You said you felt like a female ghost, right?"

Li Changge was slightly stunned, but still nodded in agreement.

asked a round.

Yi Lin came to a conclusion: "This is the end. It doesn't have any negative effects, and it makes you feel like a female ghost, so why are you dissatisfied? You haven't lost anything anyway."

When Li Changge heard this... he was dumbfounded.

That makes sense.

He couldn't even refute for a while.

It sounds like it's not a bad thing?

Thinking about it this way, why does the mood feel inexplicably comfortable.

Yi Lin glanced behind Li Changge and smiled slightly.

"Wait, why do I feel like you're cheating on me?"

From a logical point of view, what Yi Lin said seemed to have nothing wrong with it.

But Li Changge always felt that something was wrong.

--strange.

Boom boom boom.

at this moment.

There was a knock on the door outside.

"Changge, there is another master who said he was entrusted by someone to solve your... troubles."

After Zhang Hanlu knocked on the door, he said to Li Changge through a door: "This master didn't make an appointment before coming, but I don't think I'll see you, so I'd like to ask for your opinion."

Another master?

Yi Lin had a strange expression.

Old Pan smiled.

Li Changge's expression changed, his handsome face blushed, and he looked a little embarrassed: "Uh, actually, it was because I couldn't solve it, so I quietly asked Sister Lu to find an 'expert' in this area a while ago, but those experts made a lot of trouble. Wheel, didn't come up with any tricks, it should be suppressed, it should come..."

expert?

In this era of advanced technology, there are still experts in this field?

Yi Lin was somewhat surprised.

Whether it was the previous life or this life, he had never had contact with such people.

Now I'm a little curious.

Li Changge originally wanted Zhang Hanlu to kick out the "master" who volunteered.

After all, if he hadn't been completely disappointed with the "Master", he wouldn't have pinned his hopes on Yi Lin.

After all, he didn't know many apostles when he first entered the circle of apostles.

After thinking about it, in desperation, Yi Lin, who left a deep impression on Li Changge in the Ghost Mist Mountain, became Li Changge's last straw.

Just when Li Changge was about to let Zhang Hanlu kick him out.

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "Let him come in and try."

—Try without getting pregnant.

Fine.

Li Changge has been uneasy these days because of "hitting ghosts", and has pushed a lot of announcements, and paid a lot of liquidated damages. At work... he is very leisurely.

A middle-aged man in a suit pushed the door open.

Carrying a suitcase in hand.

After Zhang Hanlu invited the "Master" in, he couldn't help but glance inside, as if he was a little curious.

But there were so many people, Zhang Hanlu didn't ask any more questions, and walked out.

Click.

— locked the door again.

The middle-aged man in a suit has a goatee beard, a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he walks like a wind. If you don't look at the suit, you will have a bit of a bone fairy.

"My humble Zhang Dahai, the 98th generation single disciple of Longhu Mountain, met Brother Changge."

Zhang Dahai cupped his hands towards Li Changge.

Longhushan's 98th generation single pass?

The legendary Zhang Tianshi lineage?

Li Changge glanced at Yi Lin, as if asking for help.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, but didn't say anything.

"you--"

Li Changge straightened his expression. In front of other people, no matter what, he still had to maintain his handsomeness and demeanor.

Otherwise, how to become an international superstar?

He was about to say "please sit down".

Unexpectedly, Zhang Dahai frowned suddenly, and pointed at Li Changge's eyebrows: "Brother Changge, your seal is black, and evil spirits are hidden between your brows. It seems that you have provoked something serious!"

Li Changge: "!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Lao Pan silently put away his baseball bat, with an expression of watching the excitement.

"Master, please save me! Money is not a problem!"

When Li Changge heard it, it seemed that there was something going on.

Zhang Dahai stretched out two or two fingers from his mouth, quickly weighed it a few times, and then said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if it's money or not, Brother Changge, just look at it and give it to me."

"sure!"

Without further ado, Zhang Dahai asked Li Changge to take him to the bedroom to "do errands".

Yi Lin and Lao Pan are ready to follow.

Zhang Dahai frowned when he saw Yi Lin and the two of them.

Li Changge is also a genius who has been in society, and he didn't use the same rhetoric to fool Zhang Hanlu.

Otherwise, if the word "Master Yi" is said, it is very likely that Zhang Dahai will be furious, and he will say: "A mere kid dares to fight an ax in front of me, Zhang Dahai!"

Next, I will omit the 10,000-character bloody plot of slapping the face.

——Li Changge is not that stupid.

After fooling Zhang Dahai with the reason of "friend", Zhang Dahai carefully looked at Yi Lin and Lao Pan.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, showing a harmless smile to humans and animals, and Zhang Dahai's slightly frowning brows were finally relaxed.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, you two don't move around later, don't do anything bad."

then--

With a solemn expression, Zhang Dahai followed Li Changge to Li Changge's room.

Li Changge's room is very spacious, with a big round bed full of emotion.

"Oh?"

Lao Pan raised his eyebrows.

Li Changge hastily coughed twice, then straightened his expression, and told Zhang Tianshi the details of the situation without bothering to complain about his insanity.

This kind of profession is indeed hard to find in this era.

It is even rarer than the number of "apostles".

"What a heavy evil spirit!"

Zhang Dahai frowned as soon as he stepped into the room.

Li Changge was stunned. Is this a trick or does he really have something?

Evil spirit?

He, a man who was "haunted" by ghosts, didn't feel any evil spirit. How did this sea get to the point?

"Uh, master please take action."

Although Li Changge didn't quite believe it.

But with the mentality of preferring to believe it, I can only let this guy believe it.

Anyway, even if he was cheated out of thousands of dollars, it would be nothing to Li Changge.

Taking a step back, what if it is really solved?

That would be perfect.

And Yi Lin also said that he had no choice.

Therefore, Li Changge can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

He was really overwhelmed.

--Scared.

When Li Changge was struggling, Zhang Dahai didn't talk nonsense, and directly opened the box in his hand with his fingerprints in front of everyone.

This...is pretty advanced.

Sure enough, no matter which industry it is, it must keep pace with the times.

Li Changge nodded silently and gave a thumbs up by the way.

In Zhang Dahai's box, there are many seemingly complicated instruments.

There is also a metal short sword with many small characters engraved on it.

"Hmph, in front of me, Zhang Dahai, no ghost can hide!"

Zhang Dahai looked confidently, and took out a hand-held instrument from the box.

There is a pointer at the top of the instrument.

After Zhang Dahai turned on the instrument, the indicator light of the instrument was still flashing and there was a sound of "beep, beep, beep".

"Um?"

Yi Lin suddenly noticed that the light in this room seemed to be a little darker.

Not only Yi Lin, but also Lao Pan and Li Changge noticed this.

Lao Pan silently looked at Li Changge.

Li Changge mouthed with injustice——

This is not my special effect!

suddenly.

Just when Yi Lin, Li Changge, and Lao Pan were flirting with each other.

The weird instrument in Zhang Dahai's hand made a frantic "beep beep" sound like urging people to get on the car.

Zhang Dahai was stunned.

He could have secretly pressed a button to create this tense atmosphere.

but--

He, he, he hasn't pressed down yet!

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