The Life Through Books of the Salted Fish Family

Chapter 656: Personalized Customization (Monthly Ticket Request!)

A face that can’t wait to be plastered on the screen.

Visible eagerness.

Wait until you see the person on the other side of the line.

The man immediately pulled over a light screen and said in a high-spirited manner: "Sister, look at what this is!"

"Dang-dang-dang!"

If it wasn't enough, he added his own accompaniment.

"Health checker! It's a basic model. Look at the shape. It's so simple. Look at the body. It's round and cute. Look at the lumps on it. It's not dirty. It's definitely not. It's for sure. It’s been touched by people, wow, this is the trace of many people’s affectionate caressing over time! It’s love! It’s the spirit passed down from generation to generation, it’s the supreme pursuit of health by intelligent creatures, it’s..."

"Uncle, stop! Stop!" Yan Yu interrupted, dumbfounded.

He couldn't be allowed to talk any more.

The uncle's sales pitch was so intense that he couldn't stop talking about it.

The man was not angry even if he was called to stop midway.

He laughed and said, "It's not easy to find it. Don't worry. Although I can't go back for the time being, as long as I pay the deposit, this machine will be your brother's and mine. No one can take it away if I don't pick it up!"

"Do you know what the best thing is? This is a 'collectible' transferred from an individual, hahaha. It has a collectible number plate, can be traded regularly, can be modified and disassembled, and can even be downloaded with regular plug-ins..."

The uncle suddenly shook his head: "Forget it, let's look for some black market software. Besides, such an old model, although it can still work normally if it is well maintained, I'm afraid it will be overloaded when updating data is loaded... It's such an old antique! Let's You still have to take good care of it, use it and delete it, and the most important thing is that it can run smoothly. "

The uncle was in high spirits, staring at the machine displayed in circles on the virtual screen, his eyes shining, as if he was looking at a new love.

"Ahem!" Yan Yu glanced at the time, "Uncle, could you please check if the time is correct?"

"Uncle, uncle, how many times have I said it, it's my eldest brother!" The uncle took the trouble to correct her again, then touched his face with some uncertainty and asked her, "Do you really look that old?"

Just as Yan Yu was about to answer, he saw him waving his hand.

He said in an extremely free and easy manner: "Forget it, most people can't appreciate a brother like me!"

"Back to business, I found this health check for you. I even paid the deposit. Please tell me how you want to change it and what kind of skin you want. I will pull up a function list for you and you can see what has been deleted. Try not to be too exaggerated, let’s take the time to sum it up.”

Yan Yu glanced at it and saw that the list had obviously been re-edited by his uncle, and the densely packed functions were thoughtfully classified into several major items.

At a glance, everything is inspected, from head to toe.

It's a very versatile machine.

"Uncle, can we add some treatment methods?" Yan Yu asked.

"What treatment do you want?"

"Do some simple surgery? Cut out the appendix and gallbladder or something?"

"Don't even think about it!"

"Acupuncture?"

"Don't even think about it!"

"What about the office of midwifery and bone setting?"

"You have crossed over from obstetrics to orthopedics. You have a lot to think about!"

"Do you think it's okay?"

"No, it's not impossible. You can choose one. I'll add one to you at most. You have to know that the operating system of this thing is really old. If you install too many, it will easily crash. Let me give you an example. It was just setting people's bones when it suddenly crashed. Then restart, and guess what happens?”

"Continue setting bones?"

"There is a high chance that the injured person will be cut into his original shape and treated again."

"Black Jade Intermittent Cream?"

"Old girl, you have read a lot of classics!"

"Each other!"

"Stop being poor and tell me your request quickly! Hehehehe~~"

The uncle was in a really good mood, and he started singing all at once.

He casually coaxed away the flying insects that were close to him and regarded him as the same kind. He kept humming the song, but he could never get to the third sentence, and he would inevitably switch after two sentences.

Copyright awareness is also amazing!

"I want a young lady, not pretty, preferably thinner and haggard, with an accent similar to mine..." Yan Yu had already thought about where this new family member would come from.

The uncle is still trapped on the Bug Planet, and he doesn’t know when he can go back.

It will take a lot of work to convert this health check machine into a human form. It is a delicate job and cannot be done quickly.

What she is doing now is customized service. Not to mention, it is quite interesting to think about personal customization.

The uncle is still very serious in what he does.

The two kept communicating, discussing details, and occasionally talking about their current situation.

Seeing Yan Yu's injured hand, the uncle just laughed and muttered: "No wonder it's necessary to set bones. You have to think about it. In the world you live in, there are actually more victims of trauma. A skilled hand in setting bones has to feel it first." You can only start with it, we don’t need to, just take a look and you will see that the eyes are see-through, just start clicking. With this technique, you can make a lot of money when you get there, and it is not popular yet. "

Yan Yu shook his head while instructing Jiuxiao to dive into the water to catch fish.

"As a young lady of the right age, even if my family doesn't want to, there are still kind-hearted neighbors who want to help arrange the wedding, so I have to be a bit lonely and weird, and I have to plan a good encounter when the time comes, so that I can take it home. Come."

So she chose to deliver the baby.

It's easier to find a doctor who specializes in bone injuries.

But there may not be many opportunities to use it for life-and-death matters such as delivering a baby, but as long as it is used once, it may save one, no, two lives.

Yan Yu sighed: "If I didn't have to verbally state the results of the examination, I really didn't want to install a sound card. Rong Mama is the family service robot that I exchanged with you last time. The sound card has no effect at all. It is considerate and has no communication barriers. It also saves a lot of trouble."

"You don't know the situation of my family. It is really the focus of the whole village. If there is one more person, I will think of everything. Not to mention outsiders, even my family members can't hide it."

When she thought of her uncle, she felt that this medical robot must be well prepared before it can appear in front of people.

"Uncle, you have to promise me that she must be able to feel the pulse and prescribe medicine. Other functions can be weakened. These two are the basis and are necessary. Do you understand?"

"I understand!"

The uncle typed Yan Yu's various requirements on another virtual screen.

"Even if you can't diagnose a pulse, you have to pretend to be good. There's nothing wrong with being aloof. You can design a miserable background. Anyway, I have plenty of time, so I can write a few for you later. I've read a lot of novels of this kind. The family encounters a big change, the engaged brother falls in love with someone else, the annoying relatives fight for the family property, or the stepfather, or the stepmother, and then there are a few unrelated burdens. Oh, you, you insist on having a young lady, a young wife is not good, and you can also add some bloody plots such as abortion..."

The more he talked, the more excited he became.

Yan Yu was convinced!

No wonder the unlucky guy who customized with him in the uncle's mouth didn't have the opportunity to use Sanbao Rong Mama and others. The platform used to be open at a fixed time, once every half a month, and each person was connected for 20 minutes each time.

But even so, if private customization wants to satisfy customers, it must be discussed several times.

Dear friends, the year-end double monthly ticket event will start on the 29th~

You can cast your accumulated tickets after 0:00~

The work of staying at home and going out has come to an end, woo woo woo, finally I don’t have to leave home, so excited (><)

Writing at home, wait for my update, Oli Ge~ヾ(°°)

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