162 Sakata Gintoki’s Time Travel (Two Chapters in One)
Tang Hao's words greatly touched Kirito and Asuna. Originally, they only had a rough idea about the Great Tomb of Nazarick and Bone Aotian, but after watching the animation, this feeling became very clear. , an inexplicable sense of oppression made the two of them almost breathless.
In terms of performance in the animation alone, there is almost no comparison between the two sides. Gu Aotian doesn't even have to do anything. As long as he controls his heart, he can crush all the main players on their side to death.
But this gap is not irreversible, right?
Just like the people who died in the animation are now alive, and the future is indeed being changed, then even the gap between them and the Great Tomb that is invisible to the naked eye will definitely be able to change it... Time, this It is what they lack most now and what they can rely on most.
"Let's go on an adventure quickly!" Thinking of this, Asuna immediately said to Tang Hao.
Go to the unknown world and find new powers and companions. This is the missing part of Gu Aotian!
"It's good that you have this enthusiasm, but look..." As he said that, Tang Hao pointed to the time on the computer. It was already 17 o'clock.
Eh?
The two of them were stunned. 17 o'clock is five o'clock in the afternoon. In other words, have they been watching cartoons for almost a day?
It seems right if you do the math. The three seasons of the Overlord anime have 13 episodes each and each episode is 24 minutes long. This adds up to fifteen or six hours. Add in most of the seasons of Sword Art Online, and it’s almost a day. Unfortunately, they didn't feel the passage of time at all, as if only four or five hours had passed.
And during this time, they had nothing to eat except some drinks.
Really, completely ignored!
"Let's go." Tang Hao patted the two of them on the back, "Let's go out to eat something first, then come back and have a good sleep. We will be refreshed tomorrow morning before setting off."
Although it was unexpectedly delayed for a day, it was not a big deal after all.
…
On a certain street.
A strange chase was taking place here. A group of guys dressed in black who looked like they were not good guys were chasing the three people running in front, shouting loudly.
"Damn it, don't run away if you dare!"
"Stop!"
"You guys, I will never spare you this time!"
"Ouch~~Ouch~~~"
Behind this group of men in black, there was a huge eight-clawed octopus. Its huge body was like an alien monster. Several tentacles were waving in the air. Residents on both sides of the street immediately closed their doors as soon as they saw it. , dare not come out.
The people in black looked back with gloomy expressions, then quickened their pace and continued to chase the three people in front.
"Stop, don't run!"
"Idiot, it's a time like this. Only a fool wouldn't run away!" In front of him, a man with naturally curly white hair dressed as a samurai yelled without looking back.
"Ahhh...why did it become like this?" Next to him was a black-haired boy wearing glasses, with a collapsed look on his face.
"Because we ate their snacks, Lu?" said the red-haired girl holding a parasol and combing her hair in a bun.
"Idiot, how could it be for this reason! And you are the only one who steals their snacks!" the boy with glasses roared.
"Nonsense, Xiao Yin obviously ate it too." The girl pointed at the white-haired man.
"But Xinbaji should also eat it." The white-haired man picked his nose and looked calm.
The black-haired boy was stunned, and suddenly remembered that not long ago, these two people asked him if he wanted to eat snacks. Because they looked delicious, he took two bites... Ahhh, it turned out that they had stolen them. ? These two bastards!
"So what should we do now? You stole their snacks... No, you beat up their boss. They will never let us go!"
"Of course we are running. Look, there is a fork in the road here. You can get rid of them by going around in a circle." The white-haired man said, and he and the red-haired girl ran into the side road.
"Ah ah ah, I was killed by you!" The black-haired boy had no choice but to follow him with tears streaming down his face.
The white-haired man, Sakata Gintoki, looks like a good-for-nothing unemployed samurai. He lives in Edo, Japan, which is dominated by aliens. Since the era of samurai has ended, it is impossible to work part-time. He can only open a restaurant. Wanshiwu is barely able to maintain a living.
The red-haired girl, Kagura, is a member of the Yatsura clan, the strongest fighting race in the universe. She came to Edo in order to make money. When she was tired of fighting and escaped from the underworld, she met Gintoki, so she stayed at Master House. She was a big eater. A foodie with a mouth habit like Aru.
The black-haired boy, Shimura Shinpachi, is a member of the Master House, a man who makes a living by complaining, and his glasses are his identity.
Didi didi
While running, a ringtone came from Sakata Gintoki's arms. He was stunned for a moment, put his hand into his arms and took out a mobile phone, "Who is calling?"
"Ah! Cell phone? You actually have a cell phone?" Shimura Shinpachi's expression suddenly changed, he grabbed Sakata Gintoki's neck and roared, "A-Gin, you bastard, where did this cell phone come from? It's obvious that Wanshiwu is already in deficit even for living expenses. You don’t have any anymore, but you go buy a mobile phone, and I’m going to pawn it!”
"Idiot, don't talk nonsense. How can I afford a mobile phone? I just picked this up and I don't even know who the owner is."
Kagura said: "I know, this is the so-called once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, right? After everyone is born, God will give him the only opportunity in his life, so Xiaoyin's opportunity came to Aru."
Sakata Gintoki immediately glared at her, "Are you an idiot? Then my opportunity is too cheap."
Shimura Shinpachi shouted: "Anyway, answer the phone quickly. It may be the owner of the phone."
"There's no phone at all..." Sakata Gintoki looked down and saw no one calling on the phone screen. Instead, the icon of a two-dimensional chat room was beating constantly, as if urging him to click in.
"A two-dimensional chat room? What is that?" Hearing him talk about it, Kagura asked in confusion.
"I don't know." Sakata Gintoki shook his head, "Maybe it's something that the comic characters in Jump use to chat together."
"How could such a thing exist? Do you think Luffy would chat and drink tea with Naruto? It's impossible no matter how you think about it, you jump-loving fool!" Shimura Shinpachi couldn't help but complain.
"Then just click in and take a look and you'll know." Sakata Gintoki clicked on it gently and found that he still had to enter his name, so... let's call it this.
[Sugar boy joins the two-dimensional chat room]
"Hey, are there any new people joining?"
Tang Hao was eating with Asuna Kirito when he suddenly heard a notification tone from his cell phone. He clicked on the chat room and was startled.
There are currently only two ways to join new group members, missions and invitations. The tasks of Yadou Shen and Kato Megumi have not been completed yet, so it is impossible to join new members. And if you invite people... Since the administrator issued three invitations, Nearly a month has passed since he went out, and then his invitation invited Zoro, and Yakumo Murasaki invited Misaka Mikoto. If this newcomer was also invited in, then the delay is too high. Bar?
Although the invitation is indeed valid for one month.
Da Bendan: Your Royal Highness, the newcomer is here.
Her Royal Highness: I saw it earlier, you idiot.
Da Ben Dan: Then welcome me first.
Da Ben Dan: Welcome to join Sugar Boy.
Dabendan: Why didn’t you reply?
Her Royal Highness: Maybe people don’t know how to use mobile phones.
Dabendan: Huh? Which world is it from?
Her Royal Highness: Gintama.
Dabendan: The sugary boy in Gintama is Sakata Gintoki, right?
Asuna: I just checked on Baidu. Isn’t Sakata Gintoki 2529 years old? Can he be a teenager?
Look, Asuna has learned Baidu after living in China for two days.
Da Ben Dan: After all, men are still young until they die.
Seventeen-year-old girl: What about the woman?
Da Ben Dan: Of course, as long as a woman looks young, she will remain a girl until she dies.
Kirito: Why haven’t the newcomers spoken?
Dabendan: Do you really not know how to use a mobile phone? So how did he join in?
Looking at the conversation on the phone, Sakata Gintoki fell into deep thought. It was not that he couldn't use the phone, but the situation was a bit strange... He didn't know what Gintama was, but the Sakata Gintoki mentioned in it should refer to him. Bar? And he is indeed 25 years old, so who are these people?
I have no idea at all.
"Ah Yin, what are you doing? We have already run into a dead end, and you still have time to play with your phone!" Shimura Shinpachi saw him looking at the phone in a daze, and couldn't help but want to strangle his neck.
"Don't make any noise, idiot. Someone is talking here, and he seems to know me." Sakata Ginto dodged his choke attack, pointed at the phone and said, and then bang!
"ah!"
Sakata Gintoki hit his head against the wall.
"They say we ran into a dead end, but you should be watching the road!"
"Where, let me see." Kagura jumped on Sakata Gintoki's back and glanced at the phone a few times, "What, can't you see nothing?"
"Don't say stupid things. Several people are talking. It's so obvious."
"But I really can't see it. Xiaoyin, you must have lost your mind."
"You two, stop being funny, those guys have already come to kill you!" At this time, only Shimura Shinpachi was facing the wall, looking at the menacing man in black in front of him, and yelled.
"Hahaha, why don't you try running again?" The people in black blocked the intersection. Seeing that the three of them had entered a dead end, they stopped being anxious and walked forward slowly, sneering.
Shimura Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and said seriously: "I think you'd better not be so careless and don't underestimate our Master House."
"How about I look down on you? Can you still fly to the sky with your wings?"
"We can't fly to the sky, but..."
Snapped!
Suddenly a tentacle stretched out and directly knocked away the man in black who was talking to Shimura Shinpachi.
Shimura Shinpachi smiled slightly, looked at the eight-clawed octopus that kept beating the man in black away, and said calmly: "Because that guy has been following you, and once you stop, you will only be in front of it. If there is an obstacle, then it will be swept away like this.”
"Ahhhhh...help..."
The huge eight-clawed octopus's tentacles flew around, and the people in black were immediately swept away one by one. It was so miserable that some of the less lucky ones were directly run over by the eight-clawed octopus, and they didn't know whether they were dead or alive. .
"New Yachi, suddenly so majestic, but..." Kagura turned around and pointed at the eight-clawed octopus, "This guy's target is actually us, right?"
"Ah!" Shimura Shinpachi's smile suddenly froze on his face, and he quickly pulled Sakata Gintoki's arm, "Xiao Gin, think of a way quickly, that guy is about to rush over, we are finished!"
"Idiot, don't pull me so suddenly that I don't even know what to press." Sakata Gintoki turned around and cursed.
[Random travel mode has been triggered. Do you want to travel? 】
【whether】
What is this?
Sakata Gintoki was stunned, time travel? Is it like in the comics, traveling to other time and space?
By the way, how was this triggered?
Could it be that he picked up a very incredible thing?
"Xiao Gin!" Sakata Gintoki was thinking about it when Kagura slapped him on the wrist, "That eight-clawed octopus is coming. Go and kill it. I'm so hungry that I have no strength left."
"ah!"
Sakata Gintoki opened his mouth wide, and Kagura's slap immediately made him press it down.
[Random travel confirmed, with two pendants...activated]
Suddenly there was a swish sound, and the three of them disappeared from where they were.
"Ouch~~Ouch..." The eight-clawed octopus came over excitedly, but found that there was no enemy in front of it. He tilted his head and looked confused.
…
"where is this place?"
In just the blink of an eye, Sakata Gintoki and Kagura found themselves in a strange environment, surrounded by high-rise buildings, which looked just like the high-tech cities in the comics, although they did not know where it was. , but definitely not Edo!
"Xiao Gin, what on earth did you do? Why did we come to a place like this?" Kagura pulled Sakata Gintoki's arm.
"How do I know? I didn't do this."
"Who is that?"
"That's it." Sakata Gintoki showed his phone, "Just now, the option of time travel appeared here, and then you took a photo of me and accidentally pressed it, so I traveled through time... It's all your fault, idiot."
"How is this possible?" Kagura's eyes suddenly widened, "Time travel? Then aren't we in a different world? It's impossible, isn't this a plot that only appears in comics?"
"It's so strange that the plots in the comics appear in reality. Don't underestimate reality, you bastard!" Sakata Gintoki said loudly. After all, there are even aliens in this world. Isn't it normal to travel through time? Moreover, this guy Kagura is an alien, why is she surprised?
"That seems to make sense." Kagura pinched her chin and seemed to accept it, but then she found something strange, "Wait a minute! Where is the new Eighteen?"
"That's right, where is one of the pendants, the New Eight Rings?" Sakata Gintoki looked around, and there were two pendants mentioned on his phone just now, which should refer to Kagura and the New Eight Rings.
Suddenly, Kagura tugged on Sakata Gintoki's sleeve, "Xiao Gin, I found Shinpachi."
"where?"
"Here." Kagura pointed at their feet.
Sakata Gintoki looked down and saw only a pair of glasses.
"New...new Eight Chi?"
Kagura cried sadly, "Xiaoyin, I have heard that if time travel is not safe enough, people will be squeezed into pieces by the pressure of space. New Eighth... New Eighth must have been crushed to pieces, so that's why All that’s left is a pair of glasses.”
"Ah! Then Shinbachi..."
The two of them had dull expressions on their faces, and then they suddenly knelt down and beat the ground with their hands.
"Xinbaji, you died so miserably!"