You Guys Really Know How to Play in the Second Dimension

201 The First Bet in the Chat Room

Sakata Gintoki's adventure in the world of little heroes will continue, and for the time being... there seems to be no end in sight?

This made him complain in the chat room.

Sugar Boy: Bastard, I didn’t earn a penny, what the hell is the government doing!

Da Bendan: As you said, didn’t you get a banner?

Sugar Boy: Can the banner be exchanged for money? Can it? Can it? Can it?

Da Bendan: But at least it’s a symbol of honor. It’s already great that you can gain this little bit as a fake hero. Many professional heroes don’t have your level.

Da Bendan: And if you think about it, many people want to exchange their life's integrity for money and it will never end. You have only stayed in the world of little heroes for half a month, and now you want to come back? If you can't even complete the second season, you have to play two or three hundred levels first.

Sugar boy: I am willing to exchange my life's integrity for 30 million!

Da Bendan: Do you still have moral integrity?

The Name of the Swordsman: What is moral integrity?

Dabendan: Wow!

Saint Hui: Wow!

Yukinoshita: Wow!

Favorite Gutai: Wow!

Kirito: Wow!

The name of the swordsman: for what? Have you all turned into frogs?

Da Bendan: No, everyone is just surprised to see that you, a senior diver, can still make waves.

The Name of the Swordsman: Actually, I often peek at the screen.

Da Bendan: I already knew this, but I didn’t expect that so many people would suddenly appear as soon as you started posting. It seems that there are quite a few people who like to peek at the screen.

Favorite Gutai: No, it’s just that you were talking about money just now and I couldn’t talk.

Sugar Boy:? ? ?

Favorite Gutai: I am a superpower in Academy City. I help develop some research and the like, and I can make a lot of money every time. So when I hear you talk about having no money, I have to remain silent.

Yukinoshita: Actually, me too, although my family has money, it doesn’t mean I have money.

Shengren Hui: My family is middle class and we don’t have to worry about money.

Kirito: Although I don’t have much money in the real world, I have a lot of gold coins in the game world and I can hardly use them all.

The murderous truth of the Phoenix Academy: The assistant is also a rich man, Hao 17!

Assistant: Why are you bothering me when you have nothing to do? You are sick!

Da Ben Dan: When it comes to the issue of money, I am not targeting anyone, I am saying: everyone here is rubbish!

Favorite Gutai: Is yours worth showing off too?

Da Bendan: Why can’t you show off the money you earn through your own skills? Eight hundred million, eight hundred million! And it’s still RMB, not Japanese yen!

Favorite Gutai: If I really want to make money, this amount of money will be easy.

Yukinoshita: I can do that too.

Kirito: Actually, I donated a lot of gold coins to the guild.

Assistant: Isn’t it too vulgar to show off your money? I don't even want to post it.

Sugar Boy: Can this group of people still talk? Are you trying to make me angry on purpose?

Favorite Gutai: Hahaha, you discovered me.

Da Bendan: Don't worry, you are a character in a hot-blooded comic. There is no problem that cannot be solved by burning hot blood. If there is any, burn more hot blood.

Sakata Gintoki was stunned for a moment, feeling like he had seen this sentence somewhere before?

Sugar Boy: Can we stop talking about money? Talk about money hurt feelings.

Kirito: Let’s talk about Soda. It’s rare for Soda to bubble up. Where are they now?

The name of the swordsman: Just came out of Rogge Town.

Da Bendan: Oh, that’s pretty fast. Are you invincible in the East China Sea?

The Name of the Swordsman: The Smoke Man is still difficult to beat.

Da Bendan: There's nothing you can do about it. Yan Nan is a natural. If you don't have domineering power, you won't be able to defeat him.

The name of the swordsman: The navigator on our ship is very painful to hit. She is not domineering, but she can hit the rubber Luffy with a head full of bruises.

Da Bendan: Isn’t this nonsense? Nami is not talking about it.

Dabendan: By the way, speaking of Nami, I just want to see her pornographic pictures. Can you help me get a few of them?

The Name of the Swordsman: What grudge do I have against you? !

Yukinoshita: The dead house is so disgusting!

Favorite Gutai: Dead house is so disgusting!

Asuna: The dead house is so disgusting!

Sage Hui: The dead house is so disgusting!

Da Bendan: The four people upstairs are my harem. When I heard that I wanted to see Nami’s erotic pictures, I became jealous.

Yukinoshita: What's wrong with this guy?

Sage Hui: All dead nerds are like this, they are good at fantasy.

Da Bendan: Megumi, you are a bad learner. You have been with Yukino for a long time, how come you even learned her poisonous tongue?

Saint Hui: But am I right?

Da Bendan: Okay, okay, you are my wife, I forgive you.

Xiaowu Loli: By the way, Da Bendan always says so and so on the Internet as his wife. If he really saw his paper wife in real life, would he really dare to call her that?

Yukinoshita: I think it depends on the person. If his paper figurine wife can’t beat him and is easy to talk to, he might dare to scream. But if Yuki is such an irritable old lady, he probably won’t dare to scream because she will be criticized. Beat to death.

Da Bendan: Nonsense, what am I afraid of screaming? If Yu Ji is really in front of me, I will call her wife a hundred times in a row until she agrees!

Yukinoshita: Do you really dare?

Dabendan: Of course.

Yukinoshita: Okay, let’s make a bet.

Dabendan: What kind of bet?

Yukinoshita: If you really see Yuji alive and call her wife a hundred times in a row, regardless of whether she answers or not, as long as you dare to do so, you can say whatever you want about me in the future, and I will not say anything back. On the contrary, Just call yourself a hundred times a puppy in front of everyone in the group.

Da Bendan: This is not a fun bet.

Yukinoshita: Why is it boring?

Dabendan: Because you see...

Da Ben Dan: I am a puppy, I am a puppy, I am a puppy (97 are omitted)...

Dabendan: So what’s fun about this kind of bet?

Saint Hui: You won.

Da Bendan: That's right. If you want to bet, bet on something exciting. For example, if I do it, you let me kiss you. If I don't do it, I will lick your shoes. Do you dare? Under the snow.

Asuna: Hey, isn't this too private?

Da Bendan: Actually, she doesn’t dare, so I just scare her, haha.

Yukinoshita: Who said I dare not? I bet!

Favorite Gutai: Isn’t it? Are you really betting?

Yukinoshita: Yes, since you said I don’t dare, then I’ll bet you! If you can do it, I will let you kiss me. If you can't do it, I won't let you lick my shoes. Just agree to one of my conditions. You can never go back on it. You must do what you say, how about it?

Yukino thought to herself, she didn't say she wanted to kiss her anyway, so she would just let him kiss her on the face or hand. That wouldn't be too bad, but if she wins...

Da Bendan: Okay, you dare to bet, what can I not dare to do? I accept this bet!

Asuna: Are you serious?

Asuna: Then I want to bet too! President, just like Yukinoshita, if you win, I will let you kiss me. If you lose, promise me a condition.

Da Bendan: Do you think I am Zhang Wuji?

Asuna: Are you betting anyway?

Da Bendan: Bet, bet, bet, I won’t refuse anyone who comes.

Saint Hui: Then I will come too, the conditions are the same.

Sugary Boy: I think it’s better for all of us to bet on it. Da Bendan, if I win, you will guarantee all the sugar for the rest of my life. If you win, you can say whatever you want.

Phoenix Academy Fierce Master: I’ll come too. If you win, I’ll let you personally help me.

Da Bendan: Hey, you are selling your wife, even though I am very excited.

Assistant: Go to hell, idiot Okabe! Even if I want to bet, I will do it myself!

Kirito: Then I'll join too...

Favorite Guatai: It feels like it has turned into a chat room activity, so I would be embarrassed not to participate.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Oh, is there anything fun? Then add me as well.

Hiyori Kazuki: Me, me, I’ll come too!

Miaomori: Even though I am a newbie, I still have to participate in the chat room activities.

Celia: I want to join too.

Her Royal Highness: Of course I can’t do without my concubine, right?

Soon, all the members in the chat room appeared. Looking at the names that popped up one by one, Tang Hao felt that something was wrong. Is this matter... a big deal?

Look what these bets are all about...

Yakumo purple, if he loses, he will change his surname to Yakumo. Kaguya's, if he loses, he will test Eirin's medicine. What Gu Mingdi felt was to help her find something that wouldn't be mind-reading. For Patchouli, it was to help her find the magic book, and then there were all sorts of other things. Anyway, everyone was involved.

Now, it seems like there is really trouble?

Hey, I'm just trying to get high, do you want to be so serious?

Tang Hao broke out in a cold sweat and wanted to repent, but the arrogance had already been released, and it would be difficult to take it back. Moreover, even Yakumo Zi had joined in. If he regretted it, he would probably be suppressed by the alliance...

Da Bendan: It seems that I, the banker, have settled down?

Seventeen-year-old girl: That’s right, sit down and don’t try to escape!

Kaguya doesn't think it's a big deal.

Her Royal Highness: Why not just treat this as a chat room activity, and bet once a month from now on.

Patchouli: It’s too frequent every month, and it’s hard to say whether I can meet Yu Ji.

Tang Hao's heart suddenly moved.

Yes, they need Yu Ji for this gamble, but how can Yu Ji be so easy to meet? There are so many two-dimensional worlds, and no one can guarantee that he will be able to go to the FGO world next time, maybe when he goes to the FGO world , everyone has long forgotten about this matter, in this case...

Seventeen-year-old girl: Once a month is too frequent, but half a year is too long, so let’s change it to once every three months. I’ll write this in the group announcement.

Seventeen-year-old girl: In addition, you can now save screenshots of the conversation, so that Da Bendan will not regret it later.

Zi Ma, are you plotting against me? !

Yukinoshita: That’s a good idea.

Yakumo Murasaki's proposal quickly gained unanimous approval from the majority of the group members. They took screenshots and saved them. Some people even posted their own screenshots. Tang Hao's slight protests were instantly drowned out. amidst the tide of the people.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Then we just have to wait.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Wait until Da Bendan goes to the FGO world to meet Yu Ji.

Her Royal Highness Princess: Haha, I can already picture this scene in my head. With the relationship between Yu Ji and Xiang Yu, even if Da Ben Dan really dares to call her wife, she will probably be chased to the ends of the earth by her as soon as she calls her. At that time, we were lying down to collect the bills.

Patchouli: Everything is ready, all I need is Yu Ji!

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