237 What Does It Have to Do with Me, Yu Ji, if You Call Me "Ade Hinako's Wife"?
"Hey, hey, your skills are not good. How can you survive with your style of play? There is a trick to this. Come on, give me your phone so that you can see what it means to be a real expert. This kind of Metal Slug, I could clear the level with one coin when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school!”
While talking, Tang Hao had already walked to Yu Ji's side and reached for his mobile phone.
"No!" Yu Ji quickly turned around, lowered her head, and protected the phone in her arms. She was still playing with it now.
"I'll call you and see."
"I told you not to, I can play it myself!"
"But this is my phone."
"I do not care!"
"Oh, don't make trouble."
"Don't make trouble... Look, he's dead again. It's all your fault."
"You are unreasonable..."
"I won't be unreasonable. Anyway, get out of here!"
The two of them were tugging at each other, and Tang Hao was about to fall on top of Yu Ji. Yu Ji didn't seem to notice, and was guarding the phone like a hen guarding its young. Tang Hao, on the other hand, followed. Yu Ji shook her head, her long hair drifting past her eyes, and the fragrant wind blew. Then she noticed that the posture of the two of them was a bit ambiguous at the moment. His arm crossed Yu Ji's chest several times.
The car drove really unexpectedly.
Tang Hao couldn't help but feel excited, and suddenly discovered that compared to playing games, "grabbing games to play" seemed to be very interesting in itself.
Just as he was hesitating whether he should continue grabbing, Yukino's voice suddenly came to his ears.
"That's too bad, Da Bendan. Did you do it on purpose?"
Eh?
Tang Hao was suddenly shocked. The live broadcast was still on?
These days, he was mainly recuperating from his injuries, while Yu Ji was addicted to games. She played Metal Slug for several days and nights, leaving him without even a chance to touch his mobile phone. He had no idea that the live video broadcast had not been turned off.
In other words, how many days and nights has this video been played?
Thinking of this, Tang Hao felt embarrassed to grab it anymore, after all, it would damage his image of greatness and integrity.
"What's intentional? It's just a coincidence." Of course Tang Hao knew what Xueno meant by intentional and quickly retorted.
Yu Ji turned around and gave him a strange look, "Who are you talking to?"
"Stupid netizen."
"Oh." Yu Ji responded, and immediately lowered her head to play her own game. The night before Tang Hao was injured, she had already learned about the existence of the chat room from the other party. Although she did not know the specific situation, it was still clear that she could communicate with the person on the other end through this mobile phone.
She didn't care, as long as Tang Hao didn't disturb her game.
"You are the stupid netizen!" Yukino retorted.
"Why am I stupid?"
"It's just stupid. You didn't know how to seize such a good opportunity just now, Hui, don't you think so?"
"Yes." Kato Megumi responded softly.
Tang Hao was stunned for a moment. Yukino and his were in conflict with each other. It was normal for him to mock each other. Anyway, he often mocked her. However, Kato Megumi could be regarded as his confidante. She actually said that. Could it be that she Really stupid?
Are you referring to the opportunity you just took advantage of?
But if Yukino hadn't suddenly said something, he would have been able to keep wiping and feel good.
Tang Hao was stunned. He couldn't see the expression on the other side, but with the live broadcast on, the other side could see it clearly. Finding that he hadn't understood it yet, Kato Megumi said with the intention of "helping others", "You idiot" Dan, do you think Yu Ji is an unreasonable person?"
"Well... although my temper is a bit grumpy, I'm not that unreasonable, but isn't it a woman's nature to be unreasonable?"
"You are prejudiced!" Yukino said.
Kato Meinori said: "Although it is true that women are sometimes unreasonable, it depends on the situation. Even a girl who is unruly and willful will not show off to strangers or even annoying people. The unreasonable side, after all, for girls, another interpretation of being unreasonable is coquettishness."
"behave in a spoiled manner?"
Tang Hao was startled. In other words, was Yu Ji acting coquettishly to him just now? But it doesn't look like it at all. Shouldn't you be coquettish and coquettish?
Megumi Kato: "Girls with different personalities have different ways of acting coquettishly. Some are clinging to others, and some are soft-spoken. Which one do you think Yu Ji will be?"
"I think both of these are impossible." Tang Hao tried to make up his mind. Neither being a little birdie nor talking softly are in line with Yu Ji's character. With her irritable old sister's nature, even if she is really If you want to act coquettishly, you probably just want to go away and go to hell. You are so annoying. This is the third consecutive quality.
Uh, let's put it this way...
Kato Megumi sighed, "So, you don't know anything about girls at all."
"Why are you so skilled?"
"Because I'm a girl too."
"But I don't think I've ever seen you act coquettishly."
"I still do it occasionally in front of my family, but among my peers, after all, there is no one who can make me act like a spoiled child."
"Hmm..." Tang Hao thought for a moment, "So I missed an opportunity to improve my favorability? So, how should I do it?"
"Well, it's not like I can't tell you..."
"Then tell me quickly."
"I have to wait for you to speak first."
"What did I say?"
"Of course, when will you call me wife?"
Upon hearing this, Tang Hao immediately rolled his eyes, and Kato Megumi had been talking to him coquettishly for a long time, just because of these words.
"Yes, yes, call your wife quickly, we are impatient to wait."
"If you don't call me wife, I will die."
"Have you forgotten the bet by Daming Lake? Tang Ritian."
Have these guys even seen Huanzhugege, returning to Daming Lake? But having said that... Tang Hao subconsciously glanced at Yu Ji who lowered his head to play the game. Although it was a bit shameful to call him wife a hundred times in a row, after all, it was not the first time they had met, and it was okay for Yu Ji to like him, so as long as he said it afterwards It's a joke, but I won't beat myself up.
And Yu Ji seems to be a tsundere. As the saying goes, a straight shot can defeat a tsundere. If you are lucky, you can directly raise the last bit of favorability after a hundred calls to my wife. Wouldn't that kill two birds with one stone?
Thinking of this, Tang Hao suddenly felt a little moved and was about to clear his throat...
suddenly
"Wait, I don't think so!"
Assistant's voice.
"Why not?" This time, Tang Hao was stunned.
"Yeah, why not?"
"We have all been waiting for this wife for a long time."
Others were equally puzzled.
"Ahem..." Makise Kurisu cleared her throat and said, "Actually, we have all overlooked a problem. I checked it occasionally before and found that the word wife is commonly used in China and a few Eastern countries that are influenced by Chinese culture. , but in Western countries, husbands do not use this word when addressing their wives."
"So, I searched on the Internet again, and finally found that this word originated from the Northern Song Dynasty poet Wang Jinqing. In one of his poems, he mentioned "when a wife is anxious, she can persuade her". From then on, the word wife gradually transformed into a word for a wife. name, and Da Bendan is currently in the Great Qin era. In other words, the word wife has no clear definition at all. If he really called Yu Ji this way, Yu Ji would either be confused and not know at all. What was he talking about, or maybe he thought he was calling his old woman, and he might have beaten him to death in a rage."
Damn it!
Tang Hao was startled and almost broke out in a cold sweat... For a young and beautiful woman, calling her "old lady" a hundred times in a row, coupled with Yu Ji's violent personality, although Tang Hao didn't think she would beat him to death, he still beat her to death. It is very possible that he cannot take care of himself for ten days and a half.
At the same time, there was a burst of exclamation in the chat room.
"There is such a thing, I don't know about it at all."
"Did it take so long for the word wife to be coined?"
"Actually, we in Japan also often use the word wife."
"After all, a lot of Japanese culture was passed down from China. It's normal that you don't understand."
"Actually, let alone the Japanese, even many Chinese don't know the specific origin of the word wife."
"Thankfully the assistant mentioned it, otherwise we would have ignored it."
"Assistant, are you a genius?"
"Well, it's just common sense..."
Makise Kurisu said modestly, indeed, this is just common sense. However, if you don’t go to Baidu specifically for such common sense, who would know it? At least Tang Hao was not aware of it at all. Makise Kurisu can Investigating so clearly can be regarded as a deliberate effort.
Then, the key question...
"So, now is not the time to call me wife?"
"Then at least we have to wait until Yu Ji realizes the meaning of the word wife."
"I won't tell you." Tang Hao quickly shook his head and refused, telling Yu Ji's wife's consciousness first. The intention was too obvious. Didn't Xu Fu say it? He couldn't act too hastily.
"Well, then things get complicated. We have to change the form of the bet a little bit..."
As Kato Megumi finished speaking, the chat room fell into a brief silence.
Finally, Yakumo Murasaki's voice suddenly sounded, "The two keys to this bet are mainly occasion and time. Let's do this. The time will be set until the end of Dabendan's copy. He can shout at any time he chooses, and the occasion Then it’s up to us to decide, okay?”
Tang Hao thought for a while and it seemed okay.
Then Misaka Mikoto asked, "Then, is it okay to wait for Dabendan to return to Chaldea two thousand years later and shout to Akuko?"
"Okay, as long as he doesn't leave that world before that."
Tang Hao's eyes suddenly lit up. It seemed that he had earned everything by himself. It was much easier to call him "wife" to Ajizi than to Yu Ji.
"Okay, I accept it!" Tang Hao responded immediately, in order to prevent them from regretting it.
Yakumo Purple also smiled, "Then it's settled, we will decide how to shout when the time comes."
"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, someone asked another question, "Is Achiko considered Yu Ji?"
"Nonsense!" Tang Hao immediately retorted, "Isn't Lu Xun a Zhou Shuren?"
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