235 Cirno’s New Neighbor

"Why is this porridge red?"

"How do I know? Ask the palace maid!"

"Isn't it because blood was added to it?"

"How do I know? Ask the palace maid!"

"Look at this porridge, a lot of rice lumps are stuck together and haven't melted at all. The palace maid's craftsmanship is too bad. If she feeds this kind of porridge to the emperor, he will be beheaded. She won't be the first. Let’s cook porridge for the first time?”

"How do I know? Ask the palace maid!"

Tang Hao raised his head and looked at Yu Ji, and found that she still had a stern expression. He smiled and said: "You always ask me to ask the palace maid, but when the palace lady brought the mobile phone just now, she said that you cooked the porridge. Which of the two is telling lies?"

"How do I know, you go... it's definitely not me anyway!" Yu Ji found that the same sentence structure was no longer suitable to be used again, and she couldn't be a repeater anymore, so she just found an excuse, "Don't all maids have to flatter others? Well, I helped her bring the porridge, and she took the credit for cooking the porridge, just to please me."

"Okay, I'll take it seriously, but this porridge is really poorly cooked. It looks red, as if it symbolizes a bloody disaster, which makes it hard to eat." Tang Hao looked down at the porridge in the bowl. , frowned slightly, although this is not a dark dish, it feels more like a murder dish, as if it was made at a murder scene. If it had been a different occasion and a different time, it would have been thrown into the trash can.

"Then throw it away!" Yu Ji seemed a little angry and reached out to grab it.

"Hey, don't do it!" Tang Hao moved inside and said with a smile, "After all, this is the first time in a certain palace lady's life. I can't waste her hard work. But now my hands and feet are a little weak. I already have no energy left, why don’t you come and feed me.”

"Huh?!" Yu Ji's eyes widened immediately, "Why do you want me to feed you? Your hands and feet are weak. Why didn't you let the palace maid feed you when she was here just now? I'm not your maid!"

"The palace maids are very busy. They either clean this or do that every day. How can an idle person like me have the nerve to bother them? You're not busy anyway."

"I am busy too!"

"what are you busy at?"

"I want to play games!" Yu Ji held her mobile phone and spoke righteously.

Since Tang Hao fell asleep last night, the phone has never returned to his hands. Yu Ji only put it down for a while while cooking porridge, and she spent almost the rest of the time playing with it.

"What kind of game does a good elf play..." Tang Hao felt that if she continued like this, she would probably lose her mind by playing with things. She suddenly turned her head and showed a painful expression, "Ouch, it hurts!"

Yu Ji was stunned, "What's wrong?"

Tang Hao put one hand on his neck and held the bowl in the other hand. He was shaking and shaking like he had Parkinson's disease. "The place where you bit me yesterday suddenly hurt, although it was still within the tolerable range. But... in this case, I won't be able to drink porridge by myself... I'm so tired and hungry, I feel like I'm going to die..."

"Then go die!"

Yu Ji was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood. This guy was just pretending. Did he think he was that easy to deceive?

But, eh

"Ah, I know, I know!" Putting down the phone, Yu Ji snatched the bowl from Tang Hao's hand with a swish, "For the sake of being bitten by me, I will serve you first. , and die as soon as you finish eating!"

Yu Ji took a spoonful of porridge and roughly stuffed it into Tang Hao's mouth.

Although his words were rude and his actions were rude, Tang Hao surprisingly didn't feel that much force. Of course, he wasn't very gentle either.

However, for a grumpy old lady, this should be considered very gentle, right?

Thinking like this, Tang Hao suddenly discovered that being a wounded patient was actually quite good.

…

While Tang Hao was recovering from his injuries and enjoying Yu Ji's service, on the other side, in the Arad continent, Apostle Lotus's crusade finally came to an end.

As the huge shriveled corpse of Lotus fell, the Imperial Crusade Army and the GBL Cult believers who were still on the back of the Heavenly Curtain Beast let out warm cheers. Everyone felt lucky and happy to have survived the disaster.

"Great, we defeated the apostle!" Reni was excited and subconsciously hugged Tang Hao beside him.

"Tang Hao" smiled and rubbed her head, "Yes, yes, it's really good."

You think I am Tang Hao, but actually I am Kaguya!

"Ah!" Suddenly realizing that the contact between him and Tang Hao was too close, Reni's face turned red, and he quickly pulled away, looked around, and finally found a diversionary question, "By the way, why not I saw Asuna, who was there just now?"

"Oh, she went back earlier."

"Hey, there's a giant sky-curtain beast here. How can she go back alone?"

"You don't need to worry about this." Patchouli, who had transformed into Kirito, came over and said calmly, "Of course we have our own methods, and we can't tell you everything about the Imperial Army."

"Okay..." Reni was a little disappointed, but looking at Kirito, a little doubt appeared on his face, "Speaking of which, aren't you a swordsman? Why haven't I seen you use a sword during this time? Have you been using it? Magic is coming and going, when did your magic become so powerful?"

If you want me to use a sword, don't you want me to die?

I am a magician, what can I do if I don’t use magic?

Patchouli complained in her heart, but said: "I've been trying to change my style recently, so don't worry about these details."

At the same time, Yakumo Murasaki, who had disguised herself as Asuna, had returned to Gensokyo. After returning, she immediately changed back to her original appearance and appeared above the Lake of Mist.

"Ah, gap monster!"

A whistling voice suddenly sounded. It was the strongest fairy Cirno who was playing the frozen frog game by the lake. As soon as she saw Yakumo Murasaki, she immediately flew up, put her hands on her waist, and shouted in an awesome voice. He said, "Gap monster, are you here to fight with me?"

Yakumo Zi turned around, looked at the ice fairy, and smiled slightly, "Do you want to fight me?"

"Woo"

The word "fear" does not exist in an idiot's mind. Whether it is Yakumo Purple, Kazami Yuka, or the city administrator Hakurei Miko, they dare to fight if they want to, but looking at Yakumo Purple's smile at this moment, Cirno still Instinctively feeling a hint of danger, he stepped back a few meters almost reflexively.

"I...I'm not afraid of you, I'm the strongest!"

"Don't worry, I'm not here to fight with you. You've always lived in Lake of Mist, right?"

When she heard that she was not here to fight, Cirno breathed a sigh of relief. But when she mentioned the Lake of Mist, she became arrogant again, "Of course, the Lake of Mist is my home. It is obviously spring, but I The whole lake is frozen, how about it, it’s awesome!”

"It's really impressive, so I brought you a new neighbor."

"New neighbor?"

Cirno was stunned when she saw a gap in mid-air opened up, and an octopus as big as a suitcase fell out of it, smashing through the ice and plopping into the lake.

Then it climbed up again and lay on the thin ice.

"What is this?" Cirno blinked and looked curiously.

"Octopus, a creature in the ocean, haven't you seen it... Oh, that's right, there is no sea in Gensokyo." Yakumo Murasaki didn't bother to explain to an idiot like Cirno, she looked at the octopus and asked with a smile, " How about it, is this water still suitable?”

The octopus swung its tentacles and made a wise voice, "It's not very good. The freshwater lake is not suitable for me to live in, but in any case, it is much better than the fate I had to face. Although I really want to thank you, another world Sage, but does it really matter? My presence may destroy the comfort of this environment."

Yakumo Murasaki asked: "What can you see?"

Octopus paused for a few seconds and replied: "Boundary, a huge barrier that separates the inner and outer worlds. Did you create this?"

"Not exactly. How strong do you think this barrier is?"

"It's amazing. If I were in my heyday, I would only be 50% sure of breaking this barrier. But if a sage like you steps in to stop it, then I won't even be 10% sure."

"That's enough." Yakumo Zi opened her fan and covered her mouth with a smile, "Gensokyo is a place not bound by common sense. Your mind control is just a kind of ability. No matter what kind of guy comes to Gensokyo, It will gradually be assimilated, just like the Grass Pheasant Sword, one of Japan's three major artifacts. After being used by Marisa for a period of time, its original performance gradually disappeared, and now it is just an ordinary high-quality sword. Just a sharp sword."

"In other words, will I eventually become one of you?"

"It depends on your mentality. As long as you don't forget the contract between us."

"Don't worry, I will fight for you if need be."

"Then you should have a good rest. I'll go back first. If you don't understand anything, you can ask the neighbor next to you." After saying that, Yakumo Zi opened the gap and left.

Cirno watched for a while and found that the octopus underneath didn't seem to be a threat, so she flew over and asked, "Hey, what's your name?"

"Lotus."

"Oh, Carrots, what a strange name."

"It's Lotus."

"I understand, Luo Bosi, can you do arithmetic? To be my neighbor, you must be able to do arithmetic."

"Understand a little bit."

"Then let me ask you a question. Do you know what 1+1 equals?"

"2."

"Haha, you idiot, it's obviously a 9!"

"Why 9?"

"Because 9 is the biggest, and Cirno is the strongest. One Cirno plus another Cirno, of course it is 9."

"But in this case, shouldn't it be two 9s?"

"So you are the fool, because there is only one Cirno in the world!" Cirno pointed at Lotus and mocked, "I know, you must be the stupidest guy in your race, even for such a simple thing I can’t even do arithmetic.”

"……you win."

Lotus twisted his head and plopped into the lake.

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