214 Sister, Do You Want to Eat Melon?

"Wait! What is that in your hand?" After Yu Ji vented her dissatisfaction, she suddenly noticed Tang Hao's mobile phone and was startled, showing a vigilant look.

"Oh, this, this is called a mobile phone, a communication tool." Tang Hao said.

"Communication tool?" Yu Ji frowned, like two crescent moons, which are really beautiful, but her eyes are also a bit sharp, "Don't think I am an idiot! I have lived for thousands of years, and I have never I have seen this kind of communication tool, is it a hidden weapon? No, throw that thing over and show me!"

"Are you too careful?" Tang Hao spread his hands, "And if this is really a hidden weapon, when I throw it, aren't you afraid that it will explode suddenly and blow you into the refrigerator?"

Yu Ji didn't understand what a refrigerator was, but she still understood the general meaning. She nodded, "What you said makes sense, so let's do this. You put this... mobile phone on the ground, and then exit Sanzhang, myself Go and get it.”

"Hey, that's too much." Tang Hao was not happy, "Sister, we are negotiating from a fair standpoint. I can ignore the killing of the warlocks and treat it as nothing happened, but you don't act like you are on guard. You guard me like a thief, and I can’t steal anything from you, but with your current attitude, I feel like we can’t communicate well..."

"How about this." Tang Hao thought for a while and suggested, "We can have a fair transaction. I will put the phone on the ground for you to check, but you must also hand over something in exchange for my trust. It depends on your status. If you don’t have anything to offer, just use your clothes as a token... When I put the phone on the ground, you also throw the clothes on the ground, and then the two of us go around and exchange tokens with each other, what do you think?"

"Damn, that's so shameless!"

"Tang Ritian, how can you treat your wife like this!"

"Da Bendan, I misjudged you. I didn't expect you to be such a pervert!"

The voices of silly netizens came again in the chat room, and they all reprimanded him for his shamelessness. Tang Hao couldn't help but sigh. If he had known this, he should have turned off the voice channel as well.

At the same time, Yu Ji looked at him with contempt, "Are you a pervert?"

She is a body elf. Unlike humans, she does not have the ethics and morals of humans. Even if she is seen naked, she will not feel ashamed, so she calls it boring, but she lives in human society after all. I don’t know for thousands of years, even if she never thought about integrating, in order to avoid exposing her identity, she would still try to learn the human way of survival and understand human values... Many times, she is even more powerful than humans. Understand humans.

And Tang Hao actually asked a woman to take off her clothes. Isn't this a perversion?

"Of course I'm not a pervert. I think my request is very reasonable and I have even made the biggest concession..." Tang Hao said seriously, "This phone is the most important thing to me, it is even more important than my life. Important, you want me to give you such an important thing, then in turn, you have to give me the most important thing, and no matter how you look at it, that dress is far less important to you than my mobile phone. Meaning to me.”

Yu Ji was stunned, and for a while she couldn't find a reason to refute.

"Stop talking nonsense." At this moment, Yakumo Murasaki's voice came from the voice channel, "I have helped you kick all the male creatures out of the live broadcast room, you idiot, please open the video quickly!"

Tang Hao immediately picked up his phone and took a look.

[The sugary boy was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[Phoenix Academy’s murderer was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[The name of the swordsman was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[Ye Dou Shen was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[Kirito was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

Hey, although being called silly is a bit unpleasant, Zi Ma still understands people's hearts.

But then again, are these people so idle? They don't do anything serious all day long. Instead, they come to watch his live broadcast. I just want to recognize his wife. Is it necessary to be so arrogant?

Cursing secretly, Tang Hao still started the video.

"Call my wife! Call my wife! A hundred times! A hundred times!"

As soon as the video was opened, the rebels headed by Kaguya immediately started shouting unscrupulously, even honest people like Miyamori Aoi and Kuriyama Mirai were led astray, as if it was an unforgivable sin for him not to call his wife. .

are you crazy!

Although Yu Ji is still single and her combat power has declined, she may not even be able to defeat herself. Even if he calls her wife a hundred times, she will probably be helpless and furious, but...but, this is shameful, okay? !

Think about it carefully, if you rush to a woman you meet for the first time and call her "wife" a hundred times passionately, even if she doesn't slap you twice, can you really call her "wife"?

Saying something to a piece of paper and confessing to a real person are completely different things, right?

You guys who don't take it too seriously to watch the excitement will make me feel shy!

Tang Hao felt that he must have lost his mind. He actually accepted such a shameful bet, and no matter he won or lost, he would be the one who suffered in the end. If he lost, he would have to agree to a bunch of unreasonable demands. If he won, Oh... it's not a good thing to win. What if these guys and girls fall in love with him because of this? Will he not fall into the cruel Shura Field route?

Paper people won't be jealous, and it doesn't matter how they open a harem, but these are real people, and it's scary just to think about it.

Ahhhh, after thinking about it, the reason why we are in this situation is all Yukinoshita Hirano's fault!

"Don't push me anymore, Da Bendan can be shy too."

Suddenly, there was a clear stream among the endless urging, and it was Kato Megumi's voice.

Ah ah, sage Hui is indeed kind and understanding.

Tang Hao was so moved that he almost cried.

"So, we have won this bet, right?" Then, Kato Megumi said again.

"Fart!" Tang Hao was furious. Kato Megumi was also a bad learner, and he actually learned how to make false claims. It really made him feel moved in vain. "Who said you won? I'm going to shout it to you now!"

"Okay, you shout, shout quickly!"

"Just shout! If I don't show off my power, do you really think I'm a sick cat? It's not harder to call me wife than to say I like you, so just open your ears and listen!" Tang Hao said decisively, his eyes Looking at Yu Ji, he took a deep breath.

Yu Ji may have been intimidated by his momentum, so she subconsciously took a step back and said warily: "You, who were you talking to just now? Is that mobile phone really a communication tool? Do you have other accomplices? Where are they? Hurry up. …”

"Don't speak yet, I have something very important to tell you!" Tang Hao interrupted her forcibly, with a sharp look in his eyes, revealing unprecedented courage and determination. At that moment of heroic appearance, even Yu Ji looked at it I can't help but feel shaken.

"you……!"

Yu Ji's eyes widened. She didn't know how long she had lived in this world. She only knew that since the birth of self-awareness, she had been watching human beings develop step by step from polishing stones. In those long years, she Having seen countless deceptions and betrayals, and countless cannibalistic wars breaking out among the human group, she has become accustomed to the hypocrisy and badness of this species, which can almost be described as hopeless.

but!

She could not deny that in such a group, there would also be some people who embody the brilliance of the world, carry the entire human species with their thin bodies, carry the hopes of countless human beings on their shoulders, sacrifice and contribute, and lead the human race one step at a time. Move forward one step at a time.

They are heroes, they are leaders, and they also represent the greatest will of mankind.

It is precisely because of the existence of these people that mankind is so powerful.

The eyes and heroic appearance shown by Tang Hao at this moment reminded her instinctively of those legendary characters.

For example, the nine most powerful fantasy species, the Golden Crow, were roasting the entire Chinese continent. It is said that they were so powerful that even gods and immortals could swallow them in one bite, turn into the sun, and bring endless disasters to the earth and mankind. At this moment, a man named Hou Yi's man appeared, with such determination and courage, he shot down nine golden crows with one arrow and nine arrows with supreme heroism. Although Hou Yi also died of exhaustion, it was his sacrifice and dedication. , bringing hope and future to mankind.

There is also Dayu who controlled floods and failed to enter his house three times. With such courage and determination, he spent thirteen years, exhausted his efforts and physical strength, and saved the people of the world from flood disasters.

There are also Jiang Ziya taking command, King Wu defeating Zhou, etc., every figure who has laid a great foundation for the current human history, when they make the choice that determines the future, they will reveal such a temperament, that is The determination to move forward and the courage to win will never come back if they are gone.

Even including Qin Shihuang’s ambition to unify the six countries...

For these people, Yu Ji could not evaluate them based on personal preferences, but she knew that what these people showed was the most powerful side of human beings.

And she never expected that now, she would see similar courage in Tang Hao again.

Even she couldn't help but feel a little panicked.

"You...what do you want to say?"

The change in her mood made Yu Ji instinctively take a few steps back, while Tang Hao stepped forward, staring into her eyes with his sharp eyes, and said in a deep voice: "What I want to say is, old..."

"old?"

"old……"

As the saying goes, it will be exhausted after a burst of energy. Tang Hao didn't say a word. Once his momentum weakened, it was even more difficult to shout out with that impulse. His strong sense of shame made him stutter. , even the whole face turned red.

at last

He took out half a watermelon and said, "Old...sister, do you want to eat the melon?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Dabendan, you waste!"

"Killing me!"

"you lose!"

As soon as Tang Hao said this, everyone in the chat room slapped the table and laughed wildly, filling the air with joy.

Yu Ji, who was opposite, looked confused.

What the hell?

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