You Guys Really Know How to Play in the Second Dimension

222 I Don’t Think It’s a Punishment

Finally, Yu Ji opened the door, and Tang Hao went back to the house to sleep.

Of course, the two of them didn't sleep together... Although Tang Hao really hoped that was the case. Even if they slept together and did nothing, just cuddling in each other's arms, it would definitely be very comfortable. But after all, it hadn't reached that point yet, Yu Ji gave him the only bed, while she hung a rope from the beam and slept on the rope like the little dragon girl.

It feels strange to watch.

But in general, although Yu Ji is a bit grumpy, her general way of doing things is still very consistent with this era...or it is the kind of rule where men are outside and women are inside, just like the lady Mei Shan blurted out before she left, Although Yu Ji was a little angry after hearing this, she did not express any rebuttal in front of him. She did not reveal her dissatisfaction until Mei Shan left, which gave Tang Hao enough face.

Therefore, Tang Hao was allowed to blow the cold wind outside for half an hour. He probably just realized that he had been tricked and deliberately took revenge.

This woman still holds a grudge.

Of course, such a little temper also highlights the cuteness of a girl.

Um...girl?

A night of silence.

When I woke up the next day, Meijia Village was still as peaceful as ever. Mei Shan came over early to ask for instructions and reported to Tang Hao that nothing happened last night. The villagers in the village were also doing farm work and housework. Regarding the vampire incident, As if he didn't care at all.

It can be regarded as the unique atmosphere of this era.

No matter how wise and powerful Qin Shihuang was, he was still a little too harsh for people of this era, otherwise he would not have the reputation of a tyrant that has been passed down for thousands of years, although part of it was blackened by Confucianism... The people under Qin's rule People can live and work in peace and contentment without having to worry about bandits and foreign invasions. These things seem to have completely disappeared under the Qin cavalry. However, Qin's own tyranny of heavy taxes also makes the people breathless and life is no longer easy. , where do you still have the time to pay attention to vampires?

After all, no matter how much you brag about politics, you still have to abide by the Basic Law.

Of course, Tang Hao didn't have much leisure to study people's livelihood issues. When he came to the Qin Dynasty, he was just a passerby after all. But now that vampires are not coming out, he seems to have nothing to do and doesn't know what to do next.

"Even if the vampires are really hiding in Meijia Village, with you in charge, they probably won't jump out." Yu Ji said.

That’s it.

Tang Hao is here and the vampire cannot come out. If he leaves, he will not be able to grasp the vampire's movements.

"Sure enough, Zhao DaDa should not be killed, he should be left alive."

"Everyone is dead, what's the use of mentioning this now."

"Then tell me, what should we do next?"

"How would I know? I'm just a little assistant."

All right.

Tang Hao sighed and knew that he had asked the wrong person.

Yu Ji has lived a long time and has a lot of experience, but if you want to say how high her IQ is, it’s a joke. She has survived for thousands of years and still has the personality of a grumpy old lady. She is cute, but it also explains it from the side. , she does not live with her brain. Except for hiding her disguise in front of others, at other times she acts completely spontaneously and relies on instinct.

After all, lifespan and IQ are not necessarily related.

But as a True Ancestor, this is quite normal. The True Ancestor uses 99% of his thinking and will to suppress his blood-sucking impulses, and the last 1% is used for romance. How can there be any remaining space to learn and study intelligence and the like? thing.

Look at Arquette, the ceiling in Zhenzu’s house is just a silly thing.

Therefore, it is not unreasonable for the True Ancestor to become extinct and become a rare animal like a few kittens.

"Oh, forget it." Tang Hao stood up and greeted Yu Ji, "Meijia Village is not big anyway. Let's go to the village first. If we are lucky, we may meet a vampire."

"Even if I meet him, would you recognize him?"

"I can't recognize it." Tang Hao shook his head. He thought he didn't have the ability in this area. Even if Zhao was bold, he just felt that things were going too smoothly. If the other party hadn't jumped out to show his face, he wouldn't have known that this guy was a vampire. , but, "Aren't you still here? Vampires are products created after being sucked by elves. Strictly speaking, they are your dependents. You should be able to recognize them, right?"

"I don't have the skills for this."

"Um?"

"Because I have never sucked blood. Even if a fallen elf creates a vampire, it is only related to that fallen elf. As long as they are slightly disguised and pretend to be human, it is difficult for me to tell them apart. , unless they reveal blood-sucking characteristics."

"So, what have you learned after living for so many years?"

"...the experience of wandering and escaping, as well as the methods of killing."

Well, this Grandma Yu is no longer useful.

Afterwards, just as Yu Ji said, Tang Hao investigated in Meijia Village for three days, but still didn't get the slightest clue. Many people even thought that the vampire incident had passed, and the initial depressive atmosphere was gone. There was talking and laughing, and even the number of guards arranged in the village was reduced.

However, Tang Hao did not relax because of this, but felt like a storm was coming.

At this moment, he got a piece of news from Mei Shankou.

"What are you talking about, a vampire appeared in the neighboring village?"

"Yes, my lord."

In the neighboring village, less than ten miles away from Meijia Village, a vampire appeared last night. It was a family that had just gotten married. The young man happily married the bride into the house, but just as the wedding ceremony was taking place, the bride suddenly He turned into a vampire and bit the groom on the neck. When the groom's family heard the screams and rushed in, he had turned into a mummy and died on the bride's belly.

It's a human tragedy.

"Where is the vampire?" Tang Hao asked quickly.

"My lord," Mei Shan bowed, "It's a coincidence that when that family was having a wedding, a Taoist priest happened to pass by in the village. The Taoist priest was penniless and wanted to beg for a drink. The owner of the house happened to Taking advantage of the big day, he was invited to the banquet. The Taoist priest was very drunk at the banquet. The master couldn't drive him away, so he threw him into the woodshed to wait for him. Let him leave after he sobers up..."

"Tell the important point!"

"...After that, in the middle of the night, the Taoist priest got up and went to the toilet to relieve himself. Suddenly he heard a scream. The Taoist priest yelled, 'There is an evildoer causing trouble' and rushed over immediately. In fact, the door of the new house was also kicked open by him. The family finally knew that the bride had turned into a vampire..."

"Where's the vampire?" Tang Hao said with a sullen face.

"Reply to your lord." Mei Shan's expression changed and he immediately replied, "The vampire was temporarily suppressed by the Taoist priest in the new house. The two sides were in a stalemate, so someone came to Meijia Village to report the news, hoping that lord can help."

So, can't you just say this directly? It's a happy event and it's a Taoist priest's, so I've been verbose for a long time!

"Walk."

Tang Hao waved his hand and took Yu Ji out of the village.

The neighboring village was not far away, and Tang Hao knew the road. With such a small distance, it was undoubtedly the most convenient and quickest way for him and Yu Ji to travel lightly. In less than half an hour, the two of them had reached their destination.

Of course, the neighboring village is not called the neighboring village because a small river flows through the village. It is called Hecun. It is smaller than Meijia Village. There are only a few dozen households in the village. The vampire incident in which the bride killed the groom last night also caused a lot of fuss. , you will know where it is after asking around a little.

In this era, a married woman can still afford a banquet, and the conditions are not too bad. The family involved in the accident is also almost the richest family in Hecun. There are still red festive decorations hanging inside and outside the house. Unfortunately, Something happened overnight, and a happy event turned into a funeral. It was quite lively at first, but now it is deserted.

Of course, there are still many people paying attention to the situation here from a distance, pointing and talking.

No matter in which era, it is human nature to watch the excitement.

Tang Hao shook his head and opened the door.

"What a sinner, what a sinner I am! What kind of wedding wine do you want for such a good person? I'm just a charlatan. I've spent half my life cheating people out of food and drink, but in the end I rarely do anything good, so I have to spend my life here. Alas, I am so unlucky, wuwuwuwu..."

As soon as Tang Hao opened the door, he heard a cursing and crying voice. He originally thought it was the groom's family, but when he looked up, he saw a sloppy old Taoist priest sitting in the middle of the yard, drinking wine and complaining.

"Um?"

Hearing the sound of pushing away, the Taoist priest turned his head while holding the wine bottle, his eyes suddenly glared, and he cursed: "Didn't the old Taoist say that this place is haunted? Whether you are watching the fun or people in this house, get out of here." , Don’t want to live anymore? Go, go, go!”

The Taoist priest's attitude was very bad, but Tang Hao smiled.

Based on what he said just now, he already understood that this Taoist priest was a charlatan. Although he didn't know where he learned some skills to cheat food and drink, he was not bad in nature. At this time, he was still suppressing vampires and forbidding others. When entering, safety issues are obviously taken into consideration.

"I am Lang Zhongling, an expert in catching ghosts."

Tang Hao stepped forward, took out the token and waved it.

"Expert?" The sloppy old man was stunned, his face full of suspicion. He also knew that someone went outside the village to ask for help, but a child with no hair and a woman, what kind of expert is this?

Are you really not here to die?

"hehe……"

At this moment, a burst of charming laughter came from the big room, and the door that was originally closed suddenly opened with a bang.

The sloppy old man's face changed drastically, "Ouch! This thing can't be restrained anymore!"

"Hehehe..." Amidst the sweet laughter, a woman in bridal clothes floated out, stopped at the door of the house, cast a wink at Tang Hao, and asked in a sweet voice, "My dear, am I beautiful?"

This bride may be the most beautiful girl in the village. She is indeed quite pretty. Coupled with her charming temperament, she is enough to seduce a man's soul.

But Tang Hao frowned, "I don't think he will be punished."

He stretched out his hand to pull Yu Ji forward, saying proudly, "My Ayu is ten thousand times more beautiful than you!"

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