You Guys Really Know How to Play in the Second Dimension

224 Studying Medicine Cannot Save the World

"Ugly, you fought with me and flirted with your sweetheart in front of me!"

When the vampire bride saw Yu Ji talking and laughing with Tang Hao, seemingly not taking her seriously, she became furious. Her red eyes seemed to be burning, and even her face showed a look of jealousy.

"I'm going to kill you! Not only will I kill you, but I will also scratch your face and make you ashamed for the rest of your life!"

The vampire bride roared, her whole body on fire.

However, in terms of beauty, strength, and even irritability, how could Yu Ji lose to her?

The one on the left is ugly, and the one on the right is ugly. Although she does not care much about her appearance, as long as she is a woman, she will always get angry if she hears this kind of words too much. As for flirting... Is this vampire blind? How could you see the flirting atmosphere in those few lines of dialogue just now?

There's something wrong with you!

Yu Ji took a deep breath, and a spark suddenly flashed from her dancing figure, but it was the black robe on her body. The red hem was burning like a flame, especially the two blood swords, with the boiling blood on them. It's really burning.

"If I don't say anything, you think I have a good temper, right? Go to hell!"

Amidst the violent roar, Yu Ji's speed suddenly doubled. As the red clouds rolled, her swords slashed like a violent storm. Even her figure was covered with blood, and she was gradually invisible. And here. Under such an offensive, the Vampire Bride seemed unable to fight anymore, gritting her teeth and retreating continuously.

Tang Hao looked at it from a distance of several meters and murmured: "Is this full of trouble?"

"Sir, why don't you take action?" At this moment, an experienced voice came from behind.

Tang Hao looked back at him, then looked at the battle ahead, frowning and said: "It's not convenient for me to intervene in this situation, right?"

The old Taoist thought thoughtfully and nodded: "That's right. Your Excellency is handsome and charming. Even this female ghost fell in love with you at first sight. She became so jealous because of you that she competed with your wife for favor. With your status as an adult, it is indeed not right." It’s so easy to blend in.”

Tang Hao couldn't help but blinked. He didn't expect that this old man looked sloppy, but his words were quite interesting. He was obviously flattering, but he felt very comfortable when he patted him.

"However, although Mr. Old Taoist Temple has a rosy face, he has weak Qi and blood, strong heart fire, and may have symptoms such as insomnia and anxiety at night. If things go on like this, he may become depressed. Although Mr. You are young, you still need to pay more attention to taking care of your body. Do not There are too many distractions.”

Nonsense, sleeping in the same room with Yu Ji every night, not allowed to touch her, how could she not be so angry? Moreover, Yu Ji is an elf. Unlike humans, she carries her own body scent. After a while, the whole room will be filled with her body scent, tempting people to commit crimes at all times. He is a healthy person with a normal sexual orientation. Men, smelling the fragrance of beauty, can't fuck or masturbate, it would be strange if they don't suffer from insomnia.

But then again...

"Do you still know medical skills?"

The old Taoist smiled coquettishly and said, "My ancestors studied medicine. Unfortunately, during the Warring States Period, the war was chaotic. Studying medicine could only cure minor disasters and illnesses, but it could not save the world. So I didn't actually learn much. I just knew a little bit about it. I am quite interested in the alchemist's technique, but unfortunately I have only scratched the surface of it and am not qualified to practice it."

"So you became a charlatan?" Tang Hao was stunned and didn't realize that this old man had the same view as the hero Lu Xun. He knew that studying medicine could not save the world, but why did he change his career to become a charlatan?

The old Taoist shook his head, with some embarrassment on his face, "I didn't want to be a charlatan at first, but in troubled times, people have nothing to rely on, so it is inevitable to pray to gods and immortals for spiritual sustenance, so the old Taoist just Following the trend like this, hey, after all, it’s just to survive.”

Tang Hao could understand what the Taoist said. Many people prayed to gods and Buddhas. In fact, they were not superstitious, but just wanted peace of mind.

"However, now that the world is unified and the First Emperor governs the country, although it is a bit strict, it can still be regarded as a peaceful country and a peaceful people. Since you know some medical skills, why don't you open a medical clinic? It's much better than running around and cheating."

The old Taoist laughed again, "I'm used to it. Although I wanted to settle down at first, more than ten years of wandering around have made me accustomed to this kind of life. I bring peace of mind to others, and others give me food and drink. It's good to help each other, and I don't want to think about anything else. At least those things that are harmful to nature have never been done by the old Taoist."

"And... to be disrespectful, although the First Emperor has created a great cause of unifying the world, which is unprecedented and probably will never be followed, but His Majesty rules the country by law and rejects Confucianism. Old Taoists think it is not a long-term solution. If... Oh, I won’t say it anymore. No more talking."

As he spoke, the old Taoist shook his head and laughed at himself: "The old Taoist just talked nonsense. I'm afraid he drank too much. Sir, forget it and don't talk about it outside. The old Taoist still wants to live ten or twenty more years in this small life." Year."

Tang Hao was thoughtful. Although this old man claimed to be talking nonsense after drinking, he knew that this was true because he knew the future well. He was obviously just a charlatan, but he pointed out the shortcomings of the seemingly invincible Da Qin, especially the following. The unfinished sentence...what if it is? If Qin Shihuang dies, the Qin Dynasty will fall!

This old Taoist priest is very human!

"What's your name?" Tang Hao asked, suddenly becoming somewhat interested in him.

"It's just a cheap name, I've long forgotten it, so don't mention it." The old Taoist shook his head, and then showed a humble and flattering smile, "Speaking of my lord, it must be very hard for you to have such a beautiful fairy as your wife. Don't hurt your body, the old Taoist is here There is a secret recipe passed down from our ancestors that can strengthen yang and nourish kidneys. If adults are interested..."

Well, no wonder I was flattering myself just now, it turned out that I was trying to sell him.

Tang Hao rolled his eyes, but he was also a little moved. Although he didn't even have a girlfriend now, and Yu Ji didn't sleep with him, there is always a chance to use aphrodisiacs in the future... and Yu Ji is The true ancestor's patience is dozens of times better than that of humans. Although he is a god, he is still a mortal body after all. Maybe he won't be able to fuck her in the future? Really needs to be replenished.

Thinking of this, Tang Hao suddenly looked expectantly, "You want to give me the prescription?"

"Sir, you are joking. After all, you have to have a meal." The old Taoist smiled coquettishly and made a gesture asking for money.

"Then you're just kidding me and making it sound like I don't want Qiafen!"

Tang Hao turned his head. The old Taoist didn't want to give his name. He was probably concerned about the world and didn't want to have anything to do with the government, so he didn't ask any more questions. As for the fact that he had long forgotten it, he didn't believe a single punctuation mark.

Looking back at the battle between Yu Ji and the vampire bride, in a moment, it has come to an end. Under Yu Ji’s violent attack, the vampire bride’s unfamiliar combat weaknesses were quickly exposed. She was already defeated, and in an instant she was defeated. One hand was chopped off.

She really wanted to escape, but unfortunately there was no way to escape in the barrier. She fought hard and couldn't. Finally, she became ruthless and wanted to die with Yu Ji, but Yu Ji was the true ancestor, so there was no way she could kill her. Instead, she wanted to die together with Yu Ji. Dropped a hand.

In the end, he was cut into a stick and stepped on by Yu Ji.

If Tang Hao hadn't deliberately kept her alive before, his head would have been cut off by now.

Now that the battle is over, Tang Hao walked over and said with a smile: "Hey, you also like to trample people under your feet? What a coincidence, I also have this interest."

Yu Ji looked at him, her eyes were blood red, and it was obvious that the irritability in her heart had not completely dissipated.

Tang Hao quickly shut his mouth and kept his expression serious.

This is not cowardice, this is from the heart!

He definitely doesn't have tracheitis, he just can't beat the opponent.

However, Tang Hao had his way, but the vampire bride was not afraid of death. She still looked furious and stared at Yu Ji until Tang Hao came over. Later, if you have the ability, fight me!"

Tang Hao looked at her with a smile, "You can't even beat my Ayu, so what are you going to do with me? You've already lost anyway, so just explain it honestly."

"Explain what?"

"Of course he is your accomplice and purpose." Tang Hao stared into her eyes, "If I guessed correctly, you were just something else possessing this woman. After killing her, you took over her body. Body, right?”

"..." The vampire bride was stunned.

"But I'm a little confused. Since she didn't mutate herself, it means that you have been possessing her for at least a while, and then you happened to cause trouble on the day of the wedding. What is your intention?"

"Haha, hahaha..." Suddenly, the vampire bride laughed uncharacteristically, with a look of pride in her eyes, "Kill me, I won't say anything, anyway, even if I die, the adult's plan It will be done too.”

"Who is that lord...?"

"Do you think I will tell you? No, no matter what, as humans, you will never win against that adult..."

"careful!"

Before she could finish her words, Yu Ji's expression suddenly changed, and she pulled Tang Hao and retreated quickly.

Immediately afterwards

boom!

The vampire bride's body exploded like a bomb.

When Yu Ji pulled Tang Hao away, Tang Hao also hugged her waist, but at this moment, he didn't have the warm fragrance of nephrite at all. He looked at the minced meat on the ground in front of him, his brows deep. Wrinkled.

Zhao boldly mentioned that adult.

The Vampire Bride also mentioned that lord.

Both of them have clear purposes and people to serve.

If Zhao's bold appearance was to get rid of him, then what was the purpose of the vampire bride's sudden trouble?

Is there anything worthy of her doing this in a mere Hejia Village?

etc!

What if her target is not Hejia Village at all, but something else...such as herself?

By the way, she just said: Even if I die, that adult's plan will be completed.

In other words, the purpose of her appearance from the beginning was to lure him here so that he could kill her?

"Oops, Meijia Village!"

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