329 Sudden Banquet
After collecting so much temperament, even the emperor felt his scalp numb. After all, the Scarlet Sword itself can forcibly capture the enemy's weaknesses and attack. It would be fine if it was the kind of perfect heavenly being with almost no weaknesses, but the emperor He was just a flawless being, but this attack was enough to kill him.
The emperor had always beaten others with the Feixiang Sword, but now he was beaten by his own Feixiang Sword. This was something she had never thought about.
However, Tang Hao himself was so tired that he almost collapsed. After all, he is not a famous person like Na. He cannot use the Scarlet Sword freely like the emperor. He must use spiritual power to control and activate it. When using the Scarlet Sword, his own temperament will also be channeled. This It was a power derived from the soul and lacked the means of control, so that Tang Hao was hollowed out in an instant.
As a result, both of them fell to the ground in the end, too tired to get up.
Of course, the emperor is a celestial being after all, and his body is many times stronger than Tang Hao. Even if he ate this hairy Xiangtian head-on, there would be almost no damage, only his stomach... unusually hungry.
So, the emperor quickly got up from the ground and reached out to take off the hat on his head.
The peach on her hat is not a decoration, but a fairy peach from the heaven. This kind of fairy peach is cultivated by the divine power of heaven and man. Once mature, it can last for a long time and will not rot even if it is picked from the tree. It has the effect of exercising... Of course, food from the heaven generally has this effect. The fact that a spoiled young lady of the emperor can have such a strong physique is inseparable from the food from the heaven.
And the reason why she put peaches on her hat was so that she could eat them when she was hungry.
But when she took off her hat and took a look, she was stunned.
"Huh? Where are my peaches? Where are the peaches my size?"
The Emperor blinked and suddenly thought of something. He quickly rushed to Tang Hao, lifted him up, and shouted angrily, "Not only did you use my Scarlet Sword to beat me, but you also stole my peaches." , Even Yakumo Murasaki has never done such a thing, it’s too much, give me the peach quickly!”
Tang Hao pointed to his mouth and said feebly: "I have already eaten the peaches. Even if you ask me to give them back... I can't spit them out, right? Or do you want to suck them back from my mouth?"
"Anyone who wants to suck it back from your mouth is so dirty!" The emperor gritted his teeth and prepared to beat him.
"Wait a minute!" Tang Hao's expression suddenly changed and he said quickly, "Although I ate your peach, I can treat you to a melon, a Chinese watermelon. You must have never eaten it... Uh, wait, my melon Woolen cloth?"
Tang Hao stretched out his hand to grab it in the air, but it was empty. Then he remembered that his mobile phone was on Feng Jian Youxiang's body. Without it, he couldn't get the melon out.
Tang Hao immediately waved to Fengjian Youxiang, "Give me my phone back."
When the emperor heard this, he shook Tang Hao's head vigorously and said, "Give me the peach!"
"No, Taozi can't pay you back anymore. When I get my phone, I'll pay you watermelon... and give me back my phone."
"I don't want watermelon, I just want peaches, give me the peaches!"
"Hey, don't shake me...you're making me dizzy..."
"Then give me back the peach!"
"You are stupid. They said the peach was eaten. You shook me to death and you couldn't even get a peach or watermelon..."
"I don't care, anyway, give me back the peach!"
"Really, stop shaking..."
The Emperor sat on Tang Hao's body, holding his neck and shaking her vigorously, while shaking and reading again. Tang Hao held her wrist with his remaining strength, still feeling dizzy.
The conversation between the two was like a cross talk that made people laugh or cry. Feng Jian Yuxiang thought it was quite fresh at first, but after listening to the repeater for a long time, it was very boring. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore and walked over, holding one in each hand to separate the two. , "That's enough, you all should be quiet for a while...and, your cell phone!"
Feng Jian Youxiang took out her mobile phone and threw it directly to Tang Hao. She actually didn't have much interest in this thing.
Tang Hao held the phone in both hands, feeling as if he had found a treasure. However, before he could log into the chat room, a figure flew quickly from a distance.
"Ah, I found it. The culprit of this change really didn't even hide. Although this is better, it can be solved in just a few seconds..." Reimu flew over aggressively and looked down at the emperor, " Stupid Heavenly Being, it’s you who caused the change again, right? When I saw you in the lower realm, I knew something was up to you, so please get rid of me!”
Reimu took out the talisman without saying a word.
"What?" The emperor was confused, "I have never done anything about the mutation. Do you, a witch, enforce the law so indiscriminately?"
"It is the King of Hell's business to distinguish right from wrong. The miko does not care about this. The miko is only responsible for exterminating monsters. Even if it has nothing to do with the mutation, as long as it blocks the road, it can be exterminated." Reimu said matter-of-factly.
"So you are completely unreasonable, and I am not a monster, I am a celestial being, a celestial being!"
"So what? Last time you came to Gensokyo, you destroyed my shrine, twice! Twice! Now it caused an earthquake, even if you apologize, it's useless!"
"Earthquake?" The emperor was stunned and immediately understood, "That was not caused by me."
"Who are you? In this Gensokyo, aren't you the only one who can cause earthquake changes?"
"It's him!" The Emperor immediately pointed at Tang Hao, "This incident has nothing to do with me. It was all caused by him. It was he who stole my Scarlet Sword and absorbed the temperament of everyone in Gensokyo. If there is an earthquake, go and treat it."
Tang Hao was an old man, but he didn't expect the emperor to be so unloyal. After all, the two of them had sex together, but he sold him out without hesitation, and told all the nonsense... Although I was responsible for the earthquake. , but when did I steal your Feixiangtian? Didn't you give it to me yourself?
"Him? Why are you here too?" Lingmeng turned around, and you saw Tang Hao's appearance, but the next moment she glared at the emperor, "Do you think I'm an idiot? That's it. The Feixiang Sword can only be used by you heavenly beings, how could it possibly cause an earthquake!"
"It's true!" The emperor was also on the verge of crying. Who knows what Tang Hao did to be able to use the Feixiang sword, which was better than theirs at home, and, "I am also a victim, my He ate all the peaches."
"Peach? That kind of thing is not filling enough." Reimu dismissed it.
"That's a fairy peach!"
"The peaches are not enough. I think it is better to sell the peaches for money, and then use the money to buy more food. I can eat it for at least a few days."
"I think you are crazy because of poverty..."
"I'm very poor, but I'm not crazy...Hey, wait, I'm obviously here to solve the mutation, why did I start talking about peaches?" Lingmeng suddenly reacted and said seriously, "Anyway, it's useless to talk more. , I will never spare you today, I will definitely teach you a lesson for this useless person!"
"Wait!"
Seeing that several of Lingmeng's spiritual talismans were about to be smashed down, Tang Hao quickly sighed.
"Huh?" Reimu frowned, feeling a little unhappy, "What are you doing? Do you want to stop me too? Although you treated me to a meal and gave the shrine a lot of incense money, I am not merciful when it comes to solving mutations. , if you want to stop me, I will withdraw treatment from you too... If you don’t believe me, just ask Marisa, she has been withdrawn from treatment by me several times."
I think it's just because you couldn't find the culprit of the mutation, so you just found someone to vent your anger.
Tang Hao cursed in his heart, but he couldn't really let Lingmeng defeat him. After all, he was indeed responsible for this change. If Lingmeng knew the truth, the emperor would not be the only one to suffer.
So Tang Hao quickly said: "I didn't want to stop you, but there is no change at all."
"There is no abnormality? Then why is there a sudden earthquake in my shrine?"
"That...is a notice!"
"notify?"
"Yes!" Tang Hao nodded affirmatively, "Actually, when I came to Gensokyo this time, I wanted to hold a grand banquet and invite everyone to participate, but I didn't know how to contact everyone. The emperor happened to be passing by, so I used the Scarlet Sword Absorb everyone's temperament, attract everyone here... Look, nothing happened."
Tang Hao secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, his spiritual power was limited and the changes caused were not strong. As his spiritual power was exhausted, all the accumulated temperament also dissipated, otherwise it would not have ended well.
"It's understandable if it's a banquet notice..." Lingmeng's eyes immediately softened a bit, and he glanced around and frowned, "But since it's a banquet, why didn't you prepare food? You can't lie to me. Bar?"
"Because you haven't finished it yet. I've already prepared the food..."
Tang Hao quickly logged into the chat room and kept taking out various foods from his favorites, including pigs, ducks, beef and sheep, most of which were meat-like. They were so rich that Lingmeng almost drooled when he saw them.
These foods were all stored when he went back to his hometown to celebrate the Chinese New Year. There will never be a shortage of food during the Chinese New Year in the countryside. What's more, he took the initiative to prepare some. If he was alone, he would be able to eat for at least a few months.
Looking at the dazzling array of meat, Lingmeng's heart suddenly moved.
"Ah, has the banquet started?" At this moment, a black gap opened in the air, and Yakumo Murasaki walked out of the gap leisurely, followed by her shikigami Yakumo Blue. , and Yakumo Blue's Shikigami Orange.
"Are you also involved?" Seeing Yakumo Murasaki, Reimu's last doubt was dispelled, because the emperor can shake the foundation of Gensokyo. If she caused the mutation, Yakumo Purple would never tolerate it, but since Yakumo Purple did not take action, which means that this time it is really not a mutation.
"Hey, what, isn't there any change? Fortunately, I came here in such a hurry."
Not long after Yakumo Murasaki appeared, a carefree girl flew over on a broomstick. Along with her was a beautiful girl who controlled two puppets. Her flying posture was elegant and elegant.