447 A Mouthful of Poisonous Milk Kaguya (Additional Update for the Cute Protagonist "My Name Is Sir, Please Give Me some Advice")
Da Ben Dan: The symbol of peace, when you think of these five words, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Under the snow: pigeon.
Under the Snow: In November 1950, to commemorate the World Peace Conference held in Warsaw, Picasso drew a flying dove with an olive branch in its mouth. At that time, the famous Chilean poet Neruda called it a dove of peace. So far, doves have been known to the world Recognized as a symbol of peace.
Da Ben Dan: Why do you remember things in 1950 so clearly? Did you copy this paragraph from Baidu?
Yukinoshita:......
Dabendan: Well, whether you copied it or really remember it, you are worthy of being a top student Yukino. Since pigeons are a symbol of peace, it can be argued that the symbol of peace who joined our chat room is Mr. Pigeon. , everyone applauds, welcome Mr. Pigeon!
Dabendan: Bang bang bang!
Kirito: Welcome, welcome.
Asuna: Hello Mr. Pigeon.
Saint Hui: Welcome Mr. Pigeon.
Assistant: Hey, are there pigeons?
The murderous truth of the Phoenix Courtyard: Pigeon soup is the most delicious, this must be a conspiracy of the agency!
Symbol of peace:? ? ?
Symbol of Peace: Am I Being Targeted? Did I just say something that I shouldn't have said?
Da Bendan: No, no, this is just a baptism for newcomers. Every new member of the group must accept the teasing of the old man. This is a ritual, don't worry about it.
Symbol of Peace: Oh oh oh, that’s it. Teacher Sakata told me before that when I join a group, it is best to say an impactful opening statement so that everyone can remember it, otherwise I will become a soy sauce character. I thought there was something wrong with my opening statement just now? Haha, maybe it’s a bit arrogant.
Although All Might is the number one hero in "My Hero Academia", apart from his career as a hero, his personality is very low-key. He often says "It's okay now, so why don't you ask me why?" , because I'm here" is the same as the sign, not to show off, but more to appease people's hearts.
So logically speaking, it is a bit inconsistent for him to say something like this when he just joined the group, because he is not that kind of person, but since it is an opening statement, it is easy to understand. Such an opening statement is really impressive. profound.
Before All Might joined the group, he had obviously received Sakata Gintoki's care. After the simple welcome ceremony, he immediately went to see the group announcement. When he encountered something he didn't understand, he would speak up and ask questions in a timely manner... and Different from his rugged appearance, he is really easy-going and humble in person.
On the other side, Tang Hao also asked Sakata Gintoki questions.
Da Ben Dan: By the way, how did you earn 30 million? This is not a small sum for you.
Sugar Boy: Do you know what business is the most profitable?
Dabendan: Rights? poison? arms?
Needless to say how profitable these three are, even now, they have caused countless people to take desperate risks. The most typical one is a certain American emperor who made a huge fortune from the First World War, which laid the foundation for its future. It has been the world's hegemon for nearly a hundred years.
Sugar Boy: Cut! Don't talk nonsense, I am a law-abiding citizen, how could I do such a thing!
Dabendan: You are a law-abiding citizen...Okay, I believe it, but I don't believe that Nami will abide by the law when she comes up with the idea.
Sugary Boy: Fart, I never do anything illegal, I just use money to make money.
As soon as he said this, Sakata Gintoki opened a window for Tang Hao.
[Hey, stop talking nonsense, All Might is here! 】
【What's wrong with him? Oh, I see, he doesn’t know how you make money, and you don’t want him to know? 】
【nonsense! He is a real hero. Unlike the fake ones like me, fighting criminals is always on the front line, and the way I make money... well, it's not that upright anyway, and what can I say in this world, it's very twisted, Even using personality to make money is illegal. If he finds out, I will be in a dilemma whether he catches me or not, so don't get too involved. 】
[Okay, what you said makes sense, so I won’t ask further questions. Let’s talk about your business. Now that you have completed the task, you can leave. When will you leave? 】
[It should be a while. I just got news that a guy named Hero Killer has been causing trouble recently. He seems to be targeting me. I have to get rid of him first. 】
[Then why don’t you just leave? 】
[That is to say, but... I have to do my job as a teacher to the end. Besides, if someone knocks on your door, will you run away directly? 】
[Of course not. First of all, you have to see if you can survive the fight. If you think it’s not a big problem, then just fight him! 】
【This is the end. 】
The two chatted privately for a few words and soon reached a consensus. In fact, Tang Hao was not too curious about how Sakata Gintoki earned 30 million, so he just asked casually. Anyway, the task was completed, but Speaking of hero killers... He was somewhat interested in this aspect. It was rare that he understood the true meaning of the Sword Master, and he needed a few opponents to try his skills.
Unfortunately, his shuttle value has been used up, and it will take five days to recover, so I'm afraid he won't be able to make it in time.
it's a pity.
In reality, Tang Hao sighed. Just as he was thinking about it, he sensed that someone was summoning him using the Great Summoning Technique. He immediately switched back to the main channel to take a look...
Her Royal Highness: Da Bendan, Tang Ritian, get out of here!
Look, it is indeed a great summoning spell.
Dabendan: What’s wrong, you’re so popular all of a sudden?
Tang Hao thought her aunt might be here, and he hadn't messed with her in the past two days.
Her Royal Highness: Look at the group member list.
Da Ben Dan: List of group members?
Tang Hao was stunned and looked to the right. Everything was normal, that is, there was one more person... Ugh!
Tang Hao immediately understood that the chat room already had 23 group members before, and with the addition of All Might, just one more person can raise the chat room to level 2. In other words, no complete tasks are required. , as long as his specific invitation card can work, then
Her Royal Highness: Look at you, Tang Ritian, what a good thing you have done.
Da Ben Dan: What happened to me?
Her Royal Highness: You also said that in order to pick up girls, you gave the invitation card to someone else, but that person didn't cherish it, and he didn't join the group after two days... How do you say that, lick the dog until the end Nothing left.
Her Royal Highness: In the end, you were stuck and delayed the development of the chat room. What crime should you say?
Da Bendan: Then...then what, can sending cards be considered as licking a dog? Don't accuse someone of their innocence out of thin air.
Tang Hao had Kong Yiji's expression on his face. He knew that Kaguya didn't really interrogate him, but simply wanted to bully him, but when the words came out, he felt a little ashamed.
I was indeed impulsive when I gave the invitation card to Youzhu, and I don't even regret it at all. But the current situation is that it's really just that short of a breath, and I'm stuck in the chat room with no way to upgrade, which is a bit bad.
Her Royal Highness: I think your days as an administrator are over, so you should withdraw as soon as possible. Let’s discuss who should be the administrator.
Sage Hui: After the chat room is upgraded, isn’t it possible to change the administrator?
Her Royal Highness Princess: Oh, I forgot about this. Anyway, let’s all judge Tang Ritian and let him know the consequences of being a dog licker.
Dabendan: I didn’t say that Youzhu wouldn’t join the chat room. She might need some time to think about it.
Her Royal Highness: Are you considering taking two days? After so much time, even a child was born.
Da Bendan: Just wait a little longer, I think there is still hope...
Her Royal Highness Princess: Forget it, Licking Dog and I have nothing in common, old lady, where are you? seventeen year old girl
Seventeen-year-old girl: Do you think that since I can’t remove the administrator, you can hack me at will?
Her Royal Highness: Are you still on the moon?
Seventeen-year-old girl: Yes.
Her Royal Highness: Then go and see what that child is doing. It takes so long to add a chat room. If she doesn’t want to join, then go get the card back and find anyone.
Seventeen-year-old girl: As for that?
Her Royal Highness: Of course! You know that feeling a gamer feels waiting for a new version? Although the new version is right around the corner, we still have to wait patiently. Can you understand this feeling?
Seventeen-year-old girl: Wait a minute. Actually, I think it’s not that she doesn’t want to join, but that she doesn’t know how to join.
Her Royal Highness: Huh?
Her Royal Highness: Oh, I remembered it. It seems that the magicians of the moon are not good at using electrical appliances, so this pot is still Tang Ritian's?
Da Bendan: What the hell, why did you become my fault again? When I gave her the phone, it was turned on and there was a manual.
Her Royal Highness: The instruction manual...what language did you write it in?
Da Ben Dan: Of course it’s in Chinese.
Her Royal Highness: Oh, I understand!
Dabendan: What's wrong?
Her Royal Highness: You are stupid! The chat room has an automatic translation function, so there is no obstacle for us to talk to people or read text. Both parties can understand each other, but that is only when there is a chat room, but now? That girl hasn't joined the chat room yet and there's a lack of translation. Can she understand Chinese characters?
Dabendan: Ugh!
Tang Hao looked at his phone and was stunned.
It seems... it seems... it seems like this is the case?
Could it be that Yuju really can’t read Chinese characters? Isn't it right? She has obviously read Journey to the West? No, there should be a Japanese translation of Journey to the West over there, right?
Ah, now... I seem to be in trouble.
Tang Hao was immediately scratching his head and head with anxiety. Faced with such a good opportunity, how could someone who had lost to him in a bet miss it? He immediately started scolding him.
The key is that Tang Hao couldn't reply, so it was indeed his mistake.
Her Royal Highness: It’s over, it’s over, Tang Ritian, just because of your stupidity, a good invitation card was wasted by you. If that girl can really join the group, I will write the two characters Kaguya upside down. !
Ding dong!
[The fairy tale witch joins the two-dimensional chat room]
Her Royal Highness: Damn!
Da Bendan: Ye Hui, just stay upside down from now on, hahaha!