Chapter 228 Porusalino: Those on the Internet Are All Virtual Drops, Just Iced Black Tea Mixed with Dripping Water!

Naval Headquarters, Marinevando.

When Rosinandi watched the live broadcast "directed and performed" by Porusalino, Smoker, who was sleeping on his bed, naturally did not miss it - the two had a fierce exchange filled with a lot of uncivilized words. After the discussion, it was unanimously decided to visit Porusalino in person and talk directly to the person involved after he returned to Marinefando.

As the live broadcast of "Phone Bug Official" ended, there was no other content in the entire live broadcast interface, except for the prompt "The personal live broadcast function will be launched soon, so stay tuned."

Luo Xindi naturally clicked on the interface of the second new function updated this time by the phone bug, which was "WeChat". A duck wearing a scarf suddenly appeared on the screen and headed towards Luo Xindi. Xindi made a funny face, which immediately startled him.

Immediately after the screen jump, what caught Rosinandi's sight was a light blue interface with a simple design, similar to the previous live broadcast interface style. There are two blank text boxes in the middle, marked with the prefixes of "Account" and "Password" respectively, and at the bottom, there is an option for "New User Registration".

"So you need to register first?"

Rosinandi, who has rich experience in StrongWorld, pondered for a while and chose to click on the new user registration option first.

The phone bug screen jumps again. This time, what appears is something similar to the Navy's internal allowance level table. It requires the user to fill in the name, phone bug number, real name, gender, age, hometown, occupation and other information. It does not count. It's tedious, but it seems to take some time.

"Hey, Smoker, have you registered an account for this micro-chat function?"

Because it was the first time to register an account, Rosinandi hesitated for a while, and decided to ask Smoge, a person who had experienced it first. General Zefa had praised Rosinandi more than once, saying that he was both independent thinker and proactive. A good sailor who asks questions is completely different from another graduate of the Navy's elite class, a certain "yellow monkey" who blindly asks questions every day.

"How should I fill out the registration form? Should I write the real content? Or should I just fool around with it?"

(If I were to write true content, there would be a problem. I can’t write that I am a Celestial Dragon and was born in the Holy Land of Mary Joa...)

"Depending on the situation,"

Smoker's lazy voice came from the bed above, "The phone number and real name need to be filled in truthfully. Only you can see these two things. The rest doesn't matter. You don't have to fill it in. You can just make it up." Okay. Just like me, my hometown is written as the Holy Land Marie Joël, hahaha~"

"Oh, that's how it is."

Rosinandi nodded clearly and returned his eyes to the screen. He thought for a while and filled in the name "Everyone Keep Quiet" in the name column. This is his game name in StrongWorld and also his devil fruit. A manifestation of ability.

Gender, male; age, nineteen; hometown, um... the North Sea where Mr. Porusalino met.

Rosinandi filled in these parts very quickly, but in the occupation column, he hesitated for a moment and did not fill in the word "Navy", but changed it to "Adventurer".

"OK, done!"

Two or three minutes later, Rosinandi finally finished the registration form information, clicked Submit, and a prompt box suddenly popped up.

come out:

"Your WeChat account number is '10086', please remember it and keep it properly."

"It's only five digits, it's pretty easy to remember..."

Such an idea inexplicably flashed through his mind, but it was quickly thrown away by Rosinandi. After struggling for so long, he had long wanted to figure out what this "WeChat" was used for.

Rosinandi couldn't wait to enter his account password, and then clicked "→". The entire screen suddenly darkened, and a line of bright white prompts slowly appeared in the middle of the screen:

"Wechat, chat and chat about the world!"

Just as Rosinandi was thinking about the meaning of this sentence, the main interface of "WeChat" was displayed, with the

It is the user's name, avatar and personalized signature, and the bottom is divided by three major areas: "Friends", "Group Chat", and "Space". The friend interface is displayed by default, but there is no friend in it at the moment, so it looks empty. of.

Ding dong!

There was a soft sound, and the funny duck that appeared in the opening animation appeared on the screen again. This time, it seemed to have become an existence similar to the novice guide in StrongWorld. Many reminder texts would pop up with every click. And it was carried out completely according to the thinking logic of normal people, step by step, easy to understand. Rosinandi only thought about it for less than five minutes and roughly understood the basic gameplay and functions of the WeChat function.

"It can actually be used to make friends and chat, and there is no limit to the number of words you can chat with..."

Looking at the phone bug in his hand, Rosinandi's eyes suddenly lit up, and his heart couldn't help but beat loudly.

As early as when he was a Draco, he had almost no friends. After all, although he didn't say it, Rosinandi always felt that except for a few people, those Draco children of the same age or slightly older than him , most of them have brain problems.

And after leaving the Holy Land and coming to Beihai, Rosinandi had even fewer friends - almost all the people he met, regardless of gender and age, hated their family and wanted to kill them, let alone become him. friends.

After he met Porosalino and became a marine, Rosinandi's friendships improved slightly, but the number of friends was still very few - on the one hand, he had become accustomed to life without friends, on the other hand , his past and the secrets he carries make him unwilling to be friends with too many people.

Not counting Porusalino and others for the time being, the only friend Rosinandi could communicate with on a daily basis was his roommate Smoker. Not to mention women, so far, all the women he was familiar with were related to Porusalino, and he himself had not made any female friends at all.

And now...

Is there finally a chance for change? Can you finally talk to yourself without having to activate the Silence Fruit ability in the long night? !

"Then, let's change the avatar first..."

The default picture in the avatar column was the funny duck just now. It didn't look very smart and was a bit in need of a beating. Rosinandi was certainly not satisfied with this.

However, what made him slightly disappointed was that there were only ten pictures available for selection by default. And apart from the female-style avatars, there are only five types suitable for men.

"So few..."

Rosinandi complained, and was about to change the avatar of a young man with yellow hair that was more pleasing to the eye, but suddenly found that there was an option to "select your favorite picture" at the bottom. His heartbeat suddenly accelerated and he quickly clicked on it.

As a result, the so-called "liked picture" did not pop up. What appeared in front of his eyes was a line of bright gold prompt text:

"The 'Select your favorite pictures' function is an exclusive privilege for WeChat members. Do you want to activate the membership function? Become a distinguished WeChat member?"

"member?"

Rosinandi thought of the slave auction venue in Mariejoia, where there was a so-called "membership system". His brother Doflamingo used to be the youngest member there. So, he pressed the "Yes" option out of curiosity, and the interface changed again, and a new prompt text box popped up:

"You are currently activating the WeChat membership function. The fee is 3,000 beli per month. After the expiration date, the official phone number will automatically deduct the fee. Do you confirm?"

"Hiss—three thousand Baileys a month? Hey, no wonder you can chat with others at any time. It turns out that the fee is so expensive..."

Although he was a Tianlong who had no chance or concept of money before, after such a long time in the navy, Rosinandi also developed a prudent consumption concept. Three thousand beli was not much compared to his allowance, but when he thought that this money could be used to have a good lunch in the business district of Marineland, Rosinandi felt a little hesitant.

However, as the saying goes, "If you don't give up the bait, you can't catch the fish." In order to choose an avatar that he was satisfied with so that new friends he might meet in the future would have a good impression of him, Rosinandi made a quick decision and clicked the OK button.

The page immediately prompted that the activation was successful. The not-so-smart duck crawled out from the bottom of the screen and clapped his hands towards Rosinandi. At the same time, fireworks began to bloom at the top of the screen:

"Congratulations on your successful activation and becoming a distinguished WeChat member!"

"Your current membership level is LV.1. Once you reach a higher level, you will receive more distinguished privileges. Please continue to work hard!"

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Just when Rocinante became another internet-addicted boy who spent money on krypton, Porusalino, who had just performed in a big drama in the new world, said goodbye to the red-haired pirates and left the messy Cake Island. And on the way back to Malinfando, he couldn't wait to start his online fraud career.

The Four Emperors have been "canonized" by him, the Shichibukai has been created by him in advance, and the Navy has several major plans that are on the right track - everything is developing in the direction he wants, and his early " The work of "capital accumulation" has almost been completed. All that's left is to dawdle around and do something from time to time to make myself happy.

"Well, the gender must be filled in as female. It's just like pinching people when playing games before time travel. A real strong man will either have the face of an ancient god or a pretty girl..."

"As for our age, Zi Ma's is seventeen! We are two-spined salamanders forever!"

"For hometown, write the Holy Land Marie-Joy. For occupation, write 'selling tea'..."

"Of course the name should be more girlish...'Your Highness Qiao Biluo'! I decided on this one! It feels very much like the princess of the kingdom beyond the four seas!"

"Personal quotations...we have them! 'Perhaps only in a false world can true beauty exist, right?'"

"Perfect! How can these friends in the pirate world who have never experienced virtual fraud control themselves!"

Looking at the transvestite account he created, Porusalino smiled with satisfaction. He could already imagine the scene in which he used this account to make trouble on the Internet - he could continue to change vests later on, and what "beauties" "Swordsman loves to eat meat", "Wano Country Haki training class has started", "Six Old Stars"...

Of course, in order to make the current false identity more real, a non-default avatar is also indispensable. Taking advantage of the permissions, Porusalino became the most advanced member LV.10 - Xihai without paying any Baileys. The identity of the princess of a certain kingdom was further confirmed, and then he uploaded a picture of a beautiful woman that he had already prepared.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Arrita, who ate the slippery fruit, is a perfect match for the name 'Your Highness Qiao Biluo'!"

Porusalino, who is now full of sexy tricks and bad tastes, does not realize how much waves his ladyboy account will cause in the future - it is no exaggeration to say that it is Sakaski and Kuzan was the trigger for the first head-on conflict between the two men.

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After becoming a distinguished member of WeChat, Rosinandi briefly browsed the membership privileges. In addition to being able to freely choose avatars, there are actually more than a dozen privileged functions, including WeChat account level acceleration and the maximum number of friends. Improvement, permanent storage of message records, etc., it is dazzling to see.

(Looking at it this way, it seems quite worthwhile...)

Rosinandi nodded secretly, not realizing that he had fallen into a big pit called "You can become stronger by charging money".

So, next, it’s time to start the journey of making new friends as a distinguished WeChat member.

In the huge warehouse of member pictures, after five minutes of careful selection, Rosinandi finally selected the avatar he was most satisfied with - it was a tall man wearing a navy justice coat, facing the red sunset, with only his back exposed. .

Not only does he look full of the demeanor of a strong man, but he also exudes the unique gentleness of a strong naval man.

"That's right!"

After clicking OK with a little excitement, and seeing that the avatar on his WeChat interface really turned into the righteous man with a back, Rosinandi immediately followed the stupid duck's instructions and opened the chat room function located at the bottom left of the interface.

According to Stupid Duck, if a new user does not have a clear friend number to add, they can try to choose to enter a chat room. The maximum number of people in each chat room is ten people, and the phone bug official will immediately assign the user to one of them. That is to say, in the chat room, any phone bug user around the world may encounter it.

In the chat room, users can talk freely. As long as they meet other users they can talk to, they can add them as friends and communicate privately. It doesn't matter if you haven't encountered it. Just click the refresh button and you can enter another ten-person chat room to try your luck.

There is no doubt that these are just explicit statements. Porusalino did not really design it this way, otherwise it would be too boring. After all, even among netizens, it is difficult for an ordinary fisherman and a senior naval officer to chat together. So Porusalino actually mixed together the slightly respectable characters in the pirate world that he remembered.

For example, he put Whitebeard and Blackbeard in the same chat room in a very naughty way. He wanted to see what Blackbeard, the filial son, would say while hiding his identity, and how Whitebeard would react...

Of course, Porusalino also arranged Long and the Five Old Stars into the same chat room. He wanted to see how Long, the leader of the revolutionary army who wanted to overthrow the World Government, would interact with the Five Old Stars while his identity was hidden. What kind of sparks the stars create.

It would be interesting if one day a large number of senior generals of the World Government became secretly cadres of the revolutionary army.

ps: The water on the Internet is too deep, friends should take good care of it!

ps: The joke about iced black tea mixed with dripping water, as well as Her Royal Highness Qiao Biluo, the Ancient God, these memes have been around for a long time, and they reveal your age 233333