Chapter 235 Porusalino: The Internet Is Not a Lawless Place, Be Careful to Check the Water Meter~

In the rising smoke, MR.3 Gal Dino's memory couldn't help but flash back to a week ago, when he was still in Alabasta - they received a call from a strange man, who said on the phone that he wanted to entrust them Baroque Studio made some sensitive remarks during the live broadcast of the Navy's admiral promotion ceremony and the subsequent forum discussion.

"Sorry, our Baroque Studio has such a problem..."

"One hundred million beli,"

The man's voice on the other end of the phone, which had been processed by a voice changer, interrupted the operator MR.3's refusal, "I will pay 100 million beli as a deposit first. After seeing that you have done a good job, I We will also pay the remaining balance of 200 million beli..."

Three hundred million beli, this is a number that makes MR.3 and several senior agents in the office short of breath. For Baroque Studio, which is still in the development stage and is short of money everywhere, this number can almost represent Their various expenses for the first half of the year.

After forcing his tone to calm down, MR.3 spoke cautiously:

"Your offer is indeed very sincere... However, we don't know your identity. Although our Baroque Studio has the ability to influence the phone bug network, our principle is that we will only accept the offer if we know the identity of the client. Delegation, this is necessary caution.”

The man on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then hung up the phone.

Under normal circumstances, this matter might have stopped there. But when Crocodile, the boss of Baroque Studio, learned about this, he immediately asked MR.3 and others to contact the number again and accepted the commission.

"BOSS, we..."

"Huh, I can't help it, he gave me too much."

…

After the recollection ended, Mr. 3 continued to operate the phone bug.

The Navy Admiral Promotion Ceremony, which was officially broadcast by the "World Economic News", has now reached the stage where the three generals jointly took the oath.

"I, Admiral Kizaru——"

"I, Admiral Kuzan——"

"I, Admiral Sakaski—"

"I hereby swear an oath! We will..."

Listening to the oaths of the three generals, Mr.3's fingers danced rapidly, constantly switching accounts, and constantly sending golden barrages symbolizing WeChat members to the barrage in the live broadcast room:

"Three final lines of defense to safeguard justice? Just three World Government hawks to safeguard the interests of the Celestial Dragons!"

"The tragedy in the Kingdom of Freifans in the North Sea! The tragedy in the Kingdom of Freifans in the North Sea! The tragedy in the Kingdom of Freifans in the North Sea! Everyone must learn about it!"

"I would say, rather than eradicating pirates, we should first reflect on the corruption problem within our navy!"

"The three generals are so powerful, but what does this have to do with the heavenly gold I have to pay this year? The navy men will not share any Bailey for me!"

"We have arrived at the final fortress of justice, Malinfando! Malinfando is so beautiful, oh, aren't these the three admirals of the navy? Let's take a look at the Neptunes in the distance, family members..."

…

It has to be said that as the "Crown Deputy" of Bucky, one of the Four Emperors in the original plot of One Piece, Mr. 3's combat power is not sufficient, but his abilities in all aspects, including EQ and IQ, are excellent. There is absolutely nothing to say - for example, although he has not experienced the influence of the big network era on earth, as a biased villain himself, he can still be very comfortable in building a phone bug network that has only been built for a few years.

No, as he made these remarks, the live broadcast, which was originally relatively harmonious, suddenly became chaotic.

There are those who quarrel, those who talk nonsense, those who contradict others, and those who imitate others... In short, the speech of normal people is almost invisible.

Gar Dino looked at the chaotic atmosphere of the live broadcast room and showed a smug smile. This was just like his favorite candle statue, it was a work of art that he was proud of.

However, at this moment, a rough knock on the door suddenly rang, interrupting his self-appreciation.

"Who?"

Gar Dino frowned in displeasure. The hotel he settled in with public funds, which was said to be the number one in the Chambord Islands, didn't look that good either. The overall quality of the waiters needed to be improved - he had said a lot before. I asked him to knock on the door softly once, but now this happens again.

(When I leave, I must give you a big negative review on Telephone Bug Online Reviews!)

Just as Gar Dino was thinking this in his mind, a calm young man's voice came from outside the door, concise and powerful:

"Checking the water meter."

"Check the water meter? Isn't the water in your hotel free? Why check the water meter? And I didn't see a water meter in the room?"

"Guest, the water in the hotel is indeed free, but the hot water is not. Although I am a little embarrassed, is this your first time coming to the Shampoo Islands? The hot water in our hotels here is charged separately... …The water meter is right behind the toilet door.”

Gar Dino looked behind the toilet door and saw that there was indeed a water meter.

"Then you can check again tomorrow. I'm getting ready to eat now and don't want to open the door."

(Now is the most critical time for the live broadcast of the Navy's ceremony. I have to use all my strength to muddy the water!)

"Do you want to eat? What a coincidence! In order to apologize for disturbing the guests, we have prepared black tea for the guests in each room. I am holding yours..."

"black tea?"

Gar Dino's eyes couldn't help but light up, and he said slightly reservedly, "Is it from Darjeeling? I don't like other black tea varieties."

"Darjeeling? Uh...probably so."

"What do you mean it should be...forget it, you have been talking here for so long, even the Darjeeling black tea has become cold. Darjeeling black tea that is not at the optimal temperature has no soul and is not worth tasting. Just take it away. ,I do not want it."

"..."

The man outside the door was silent for a while, and then suddenly said: "Sorry to bother you."

"Then get out of here!"

Gar Dino shouted impatiently, lowered his head and continued to fiddle with the phone bug in his hand.

However, there was no sound of footsteps leaving the door, but instead there was a rustling sound. Gar Dino turned around in confusion, and then he was shocked to see that the iron door of the room was kicked open with a bang.

Three figures like iron towers appeared at the door, blocking the light outside. They were in black suits and standard sunglasses, and a cold aura emanated from them, which was quite scary.

Gar Dino was stunned, and an unpleasant feeling came to his heart.

"Are you Mr. 3 from Baroque Studio?"

The man in black in the middle took off his sunglasses and glanced at him with a cold and oppressive gaze - the man who just spoke to him was this man. The man in black said coldly:

"It seems that our data needs to be further improved. You are picky about the temperature of Darjeeling black tea. This is not recorded."

"Mr.3? Who is that?"

Gal Dino's heart suddenly thumped. After thinking rapidly, he decided to try pretending to be stupid first.

So he frowned and said, "Did you get the wrong person? I have never heard of such a strange name... Also, who are you? Why did you break into my room so rashly? I Let me tell you, there are a large number of naval forces stationed in the Chambord Islands, be careful, I will report to them later!"

Hearing this, the leading man in black twitched his lips and raised his finger to point at the funny "3" shaped crotch on Gar Dino's head.

"If you continue to lie in this situation, should I say you have courage? Or should I say you are not wise enough?"

The leader of the men in black said this, and then he took out a leather file bag from his arms, pulled out the information contained in it, and said lightly:

"Here are records of your age from the first time you left your hometown at the age of six to now. As well as an analysis of your appearance and behavior in 250 situations including but not limited to when you used your Devil Fruit ability to modify your appearance. Do you need to browse the pictures in person?"

"Of course, whether it was your provocative remarks on the phone bug network during the 'Flocs Street Reconstruction Incident' three years ago, or the insulting emoticons you maliciously made about Lieutenant General Garp two years ago, we also have records. In the book……"

"!!!"

Looking at the extremely clear photo in the corner of the exposed information, Gar Dino couldn't help but be stunned. But he quickly reacted, with a stern look in his eyes, a sudden flick of his wrist, and threw out several powerful balls of wax to attack the three of them. He took the phone bug on the table and quickly turned it into a white liquid. Turn around and jump out the window.

(Are they from the World Government?! They came to your door so quickly! What’s going on?!)

When he jumped out of the window, Gar Dino looked back. It seemed that the three of them had not yet reacted, and they were about to be wrapped in the wax ball thrown by him.

He had considerable trust in his superhuman Wax Fruit ability, and immediately felt at ease and sneered disdainfully. His Wax Fruit allows him to produce extremely versatile candle slime, which is as hard as steel after solidification, and has extremely high resistance to corrosive poisons. In addition to changing its shape freely, it can also trap Enemy, crafting wax figure or key to a cell, used as a source of power for the boat.

It seems that the World Government still underestimates itself too much. The strength of the people you send is only that...

If that's the case, I can't be kept!

Then——you give it to Luda!

…

On the third floor of the hotel, in the room.

The wax ball launched by MR.3 quickly attacked the three men in black. However, just when the three wax balls were about to hit them, the one at the back left of the three took a step forward calmly.

"Door!"

A blue door that looked like it was made of metal suddenly appeared in the air, and was then opened by the man. Three wax balls shot into the space behind the door. The man closed the door and it disappeared. Be it the wax ball or the air door, it was as if they had never appeared.

The other two men in black were very calm and seemed completely unconcerned about what was happening in front of them that would stun ordinary people. The leading man in black looked at Mr. 3 running further and further out the window. After waiting for a while, he said calmly:

"Bring him here, Bruno, Gabra."

The two men in black behind them bowed slightly at the same time, and when they stood up straight, they disappeared without a trace in the room with a sound that broke through the air.

The only one left there was the expressionless young man in black.

Ten seconds later.

The two men in black returned to the room again, their expressions still cold, but what was different from when they went just now was that there was a person between them.

"What...what is going on?!"

Looking at the familiar room in front of him, Gar Dino looked confused.

He had obviously run hundreds of meters, and just in case, he threw out five identical wax man fakes and ran separately. As a result, while running, these two men in black appeared in his real body. In front of him, and before he could react, he was captured.

"Are you still running?"

The two men in black let go of him, and the leading man in black said with a cold expression.

"No, I won't run away..."

Gar Dino swallowed and forced a smile that was uglier than crying - after seeing the terrifying strength of these guys, he had already resigned himself to his fate, "Take me to Impel Down City. I promise to be honest."

(First think of a way to stabilize these few guys who are not easy to mess with. When Boss Crocodile knows that I have been caught, he will definitely get me out... The World Government has promised him that he will become the Queen of the Seven Warlords , his men, that is, we have certain immunity from crime!)

Just when MR.3 was already thinking about how his boss Crocodile was going to negotiate with the World Government, the young man in black opposite him frowned slightly:

"Why are you taking you to Impel Down City? Is the current trend among pirates going to Impel Down City?"

"..."

Gar Dino was stunned for a moment, "Have I not been captured by your navy?"

"Who told you we were the navy?"

Gar Dino was stunned for a moment, then realized it - indeed, the people in the World Government are not necessarily all marines...

"Then you are?"

"Although we are not the Navy, we have a cooperative relationship with the Navy now," the young man in black said calmly: "We are CP9."

Gar Dino took a breath of cold air.

As an absolute brainiac in Baroque Studio, he knows very well what CP9, the secret intelligence agency directly under the World Government, represents - it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the strongest intelligence agency in the world.

However, such a terrifying organization actually cooperated with the Navy, and even came directly to find him... Gar Dino felt a chill running down his spine.

He has heard that some mad scientists in the new world, with the support of the big pirates and the world government, will use Devil Fruit users as research subjects, and study the related characteristics of Devil Fruit by slicing them...

(So ​​my precious Wax Fruit is really being targeted? I don’t want this kind of thing!)

Seeing the soft-legged shrimp appearance of Gar Dino, a trace of ridicule flashed in Bruno and Gabra's eyes.

The young man in black at the head remained expressionless and said calmly:

"Don't be too nervous. We are not here to kill you this time. Although we are indeed here to settle a score with you, if you have a good attitude, we may absorb you and let you join us. "

"Eh...Eh?"

Gar Dino sniffed blankly.

The young man in black tilted his head slightly. Bruno on the right immediately nodded, stepped forward, took out a piece of information from somewhere, and looked at Gar Dino while flipping through it and asked:

"First of all, we need to ask you a question. You are the 'gossip' section of the forum. You are the one who often publishes anti-world government remarks and 'hates transsexuals the most in your life, right? Your StrongWorld account also has the same name?"

"Those anti-world government remarks are actually misunderstandings. I..."

"The answer is yes or no."

The young man said expressionlessly.

"Yes, it is."

Gar Dino replied subconsciously, and immediately his pupils suddenly shrank - the expressionless young man in black had raised his left hand, turning it into the shape of a sharp claw of some kind of beast.

(Animal Devil Fruit user?! Is this a cheetah?)

"It seems that you will answer the questions truthfully soon."

Naturally, Gar Dino's reaction could not escape the eyes of these three people. Gabra's eyes fell on the phone bug in his hand and said: "Can you open your phone bug and show us the background of your account? "

(Can I still say no?!)

Gar Dino couldn't help complaining in his heart, but naturally he wouldn't show it on his face. He hurriedly smiled and nodded, opened the phone and entered the password to log in, then switched to the background interface and handed it to Gabra.

After a brief inspection, Gabra threw the phone bug back to Gar Dino, turned to the young man in black who was obviously his boss, nodded and said:

"It's him."

"Very good, General Polusalino will be satisfied."

The young man in black narrowed his eyes slightly and said the name of a big shot that made Gar Dino tremble all over. Then he waved his hand and said, "Take him away and leave here first."

At this moment, many people gradually gathered on the street outside the window, pointing towards the hotel, obviously attracted by the previous commotion.

"yes."

The two subordinates responded, and then Gabra lifted Gal Dino up with one hand, and Bruno opened another door in the air.

"etc!"

The feeling of being picked up with one hand was really uncomfortable. Gar Dino was so frightened that he almost wet his pants and shouted hurriedly: "Where do you want to take me? What's going on with General Porusalino?! Is it possible? Is it a big shot like him who wants to see me?!"

At this time, Gar Dino deeply regretted causing trouble during the latter's general promotion live broadcast.

The young man in black looked Gar Dino up and down, and then showed a half-smiling expression: "Well, you won't have the chance to reveal the secret anyway, so I'll let you know part of the information..."

"We have talked about our cooperation with the Navy. Under the instructions of the World Government, the CP Department and the Navy established a special agency a few years ago called the Strategic Deception Team. The captain, who is also the highest officer of the Strategic Deception Team, is General Porusalino, we are his subordinates. Under his arrangement, we found you because of the inappropriate remarks you made on the phone bug network over the years."

"My name is Rob Lucci, codenamed 'Garfield', an animal type cat fruit user with cheetah form; the two of them are members of my team, superhuman type 'Gateway Fruit' user named Bruno, codenamed 'Duo' La A Meng'; Gabra, the animal type wolf fruit ability user, codenamed 'Big Big Wolf'."

"After knowing this information, you can rest in peace even if you die, right?"

After saying these words, before MR.3 could recover from the shock, Rob Lucci took the lead and walked in through the air door opened by Bruno, followed closely by Bruno and Gabra who was carrying MR.3. .

Then the air door disappeared without a trace, and the whole room seemed as if nothing had happened.

ps: mr.3 is the deputy of the emperor! Laughing to death

ps: When he spoke, there was a habit of ~ガネ at the end of sentences. I didn’t know how to translate it, so I didn’t add it.

ps: It’s started, it’s started, the update has started, today is a small 5.2k, get into the state!

ps: At the beginning of the new volume, there may be some foreshadowing to show the changes in the past three or four years, and then bring out the content that follows. Spoiler in advance, the client is Sanji’s father. Porusalino is going to take action against Germa and collect scientific research results. This is considered the first major event in this volume.